Author Topic: Babycakes xx (kelly) - Henlow (Read 5963 times)

Batfink · « **on:** May 25, 2017, 10:58:00 am »

Sorry dont know how to post a link yet but you can get to her aw page by following horizontal pleasure link kelly of flitwick

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Text only but very efficient with replies so thats good.

Area
A new estate typical of any new estates she lives on the top floor of a two level block

Well i like my meets like my ice cream vanilla.... l dont need a firework display to get me going and kelly is just that... vanilla... looks wise she is probably british chav but wirhout the attitude... actually that might be a bit unfair because she is not unattractive by any means. Her speech is very slow and i admit i was worried this was learning disability kind of thing but actually the more i spoke to her the more i think its just her...

So we started by kissing and she asked what i wanted making sure i knew sex was protected only and anal was off the table.... dfk and ro were most certanly on it as i discovered... she has a lovely smile too btw.
Then came the bj.... now for you guys who love this.... she is NOT for you.... its owo but omg shes nervous
In fact nervous is a good way to describe her... i had to lead. Except when the condom goes on then shes straight on top and oh wow.... this is why anal is off the table.... YOU DONT NEED IT.... she is sooooo tight.... my god the boy thought it was his birthday... and she rides.... where was this firecracker hiding....
Then time for some mish to finish.... man i enjoyed that...

So pros
Very good looking and willing to please
No clock watching at all....

Cons
Very rushed after the deed. Happy to chat but shes getting dressed

Would i go back? very likely...

Not my favourite ice cream... but pretty damn close

Sinz · « **Reply #1 on:** May 25, 2017, 11:19:03 am »

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Jas1975 · « **Reply #2 on:** May 25, 2017, 01:04:34 pm »

Unlimited meets for 2 weeks for £200? Well snap that up then fella......

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #3 on:** May 25, 2017, 01:16:33 pm »

Well done BF, broke your punting review cherry nicely,
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FCB · « **Reply #4 on:** May 28, 2017, 10:07:34 pm »

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And based on this post by HP...

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on May 22, 2017, 09:35:11 am

back again again

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Old innactive profile...

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Review old profile by Horizontal Pleasures
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=127760.0

finn5555 · « **Reply #5 on:** June 06, 2017, 10:45:39 am »

She has changed her profile and is now ranting about her feedback

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Batfink · « **Reply #6 on:** June 06, 2017, 06:43:48 pm »

Well i ve met her and shes deffo real...

finn5555 · « **Reply #7 on:** June 06, 2017, 06:45:37 pm »

Quote from: Batfink on June 06, 2017, 06:43:48 pm

Well i ve met her and shes deffo real...

Wasn't disputing that

been told her place is a shit hole is that right?

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #8 on:** June 06, 2017, 08:01:34 pm »

Last time I was there it was a clean shithole, just no chair and no furniture, but not mucky.

dawsonuk · « **Reply #9 on:** June 06, 2017, 10:26:37 pm »

Well I'm never buying a cucumber in Henlow. FFS.

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Batfink · « **Reply #10 on:** June 07, 2017, 10:58:37 pm »

Probably not gonna win any awards for best housekeeper to be fair.... but i wouldnt say dirty or smelly at all.... just untidy.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #11 on:** July 20, 2017, 10:35:38 pm »

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here she is again

Chorley · « **Reply #12 on:** July 21, 2017, 10:59:04 pm »

She looks rough as fuck. And with reports of a short gaff it's a no from me

Derrida · « **Reply #13 on:** July 23, 2017, 11:03:36 am »

I saw her about six months ago (or didn't, to be accurate). All the info on here is correct regarding her flat, etc. but when I got into the bedroom and she left me to undress, I couldn't help noticing a prescription on the bedside table. For antivirals (yes, I looked). To coin a phrase, I made my excuses and left.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #14 on:** July 23, 2017, 12:49:55 pm »

Quote from: Derrida on July 23, 2017, 11:03:36 am

I saw her about six months ago (or didn't, to be accurate). All the info on here is correct regarding her flat, etc. but when I got into the bedroom and she left me to undress, I couldn't help noticing a prescription on the bedside table. For antivirals (yes, I looked). To coin a phrase, I made my excuses and left.

Thank you, I think you need to leave a negative review in these circumstances.
HP

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #15 on:** August 13, 2017, 04:20:35 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on July 20, 2017, 10:35:38 pm

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here she is again

still there but no more season ticket promise, now wants a 'suga (sic) daddy'

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #16 on:** September 03, 2017, 11:00:43 am »

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here she is again

Benjboy87 · « **Reply #17 on:** September 03, 2017, 03:18:28 pm »

Quote from: Derrida on July 23, 2017, 11:03:36 am

I saw her about six months ago (or didn't, to be accurate). All the info on here is correct regarding her flat, etc. but when I got into the bedroom and she left me to undress, I couldn't help noticing a prescription on the bedside table. For antivirals (yes, I looked). To coin a phrase, I made my excuses and left.

That's a very strong accusation.

Can anyone else back this up as the poster has been banned.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #18 on:** September 03, 2017, 04:46:23 pm »

Quote from: Benjboy87 on September 03, 2017, 03:18:28 pm

That's a very strong accusation.

Can anyone else back this up as the poster has been banned.

why would you pay attention to the words of a banned troll?

Simplysimon · « **Reply #19 on:** September 03, 2017, 04:50:59 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on September 03, 2017, 04:46:23 pm

why would you pay attention to the words of a banned troll?

I'm sure she must read UKP as as soon as her profile features she changes it , if she is reading this then why not post in her current profile a denial of the accusation (if is untrue)

Benjboy87 · « **Reply #20 on:** September 03, 2017, 04:51:42 pm »

I wouldn't HP

As I said it's a very strong accusation to make and why I followed up on if anyone else had noticed.

Benjboy87 · « **Reply #21 on:** September 03, 2017, 04:56:02 pm »

Quote from: Simplysimon on September 03, 2017, 04:50:59 pm

I'm sure she must read UKP as as soon as her profile features she changes it , if she is reading this then why not post in her current profile a denial of the accusation (if is untrue)

Don't think that is likely but being accused of possibly having HIV is very strong accusation.

It's easy to to dismiss given the poster is banned but doesn't mean it's untrue which is why I asked other punters on their ecperience.

If in fact this is the case then I guess at least she is on the correct drugs which would indeed prevent is being passed on.

All ifs and buts though.

Foxtail17 · « **Reply #22 on:** September 03, 2017, 06:37:49 pm »

The poster doesn't state what the antiviral drugs actually were called, they are also used to treat Herpes and Hep. B and C. So maybe that is her problem. Not that I will be booking her anytime soon myself.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #23 on:** October 06, 2017, 07:22:05 am »

Here she is again
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and again
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well spotted cunningman, I look forward to your review.

cunningman · « **Reply #24 on:** October 06, 2017, 09:04:23 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on October 06, 2017, 07:22:05 am

well spotted cunningman, I look forward to your review.

I have no intention of seeing her, sorry!

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #25 on:** November 12, 2017, 07:30:51 pm »

She's back and wants a regular

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cunningman · « **Reply #26 on:** November 12, 2017, 08:18:57 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on November 12, 2017, 07:30:51 pm

She's back and wants a regular

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Clearly External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only isn't getting enough custom.
But you were quite right - I pressed a bit and she admitted to being 5 minutes from Henlow camp, whatever variation she puts on the page.
Still think its bizarre that she managed to get a verified account.