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39 review(s) for Olivia Playmate (29 positive, 3 neutral, 7 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline Jeremy1977

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Incall 0.5 hr £70
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Comms 2/10
After 2 phones and 3 SMS I got post code
I arrive 5min before the scheduled time
Building next to lidlla. Car in the car park lidla. Enter the building on the other side
I call - nothing
I send text .-- After 10min: I got the text: '' wait 30min ''
I go to the parking I do not intend to wait 30min
I'm leaving parking and that next text: '' you can go to me ''
At the door of the building I send a text ask apartment number
For the next 10min I get 5 SMS
Did you see me
Where are you
Are you on my street
Can I see you in front of the building?
I'm tired of going back to the car at Lidll's parking lot
In the car park I receive another SMS this time with the apartment number .
Looks  9/10
Tall pretty girl, boobs standing., big round ass . Girl who can emphasize her qualities. View model turns off in the man of reasonable thinking  ,.29/170cm/56kg -4 standing
Action 3/10
Before sorted the money I ask about French kisses.
He says that as you read my profile you know you are.
Settlement with money. I'm going to the bathroom .
If. I return the girl in the room there is no.
Waiting 6 minutes (20% of my time went on waiting for the star)
Upon returning the girl says that the French kisses today are gone.
If she was honest she would say it before money is taken.
Then I would not stay
The action is a cuddly massage. She allowed to lick pussy, and she like it very much.
The finger in the pussy-- was very wet juices poured out.
Then it was supposed to be OWO.
she assumes  gum, but I say likes without.
A minute to thinking and she make OWO
Shallow though you have to admit wet made very average.
I saw she have a faint day.
Then the rubber on the dick.
She  pack in the pussy  a handful of gel .
 
Doggy then Change position
At the end of the meeting
I dress and she invites me to the next meeting.
He says today she did not want to kiss because
  She was heavily   catch a cold
And probably sold me this cold.
Verdict 2.5/10
Time counted from square to 29min
including:
 5min my shower
6 min waiting for the   '' star  ''
3min dress up
The promised French kisses were not
She said she would be better the next time.
(THE NEXT TIME WILL NOT BE)
DO NOT TEMPT ME 20 OFF
so She promised me
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Only two positions
No shared shower before it was a minus.
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Plus she is beauty and have good   figure.
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First visit to ebony girl and total disappointment.
I do not recommend Classy_Olivia
After an unsuccessful visit to Olivia - I will avoid the Ebony Girls
Lazy came to the customer
You can only compare with Romanian girls
But girls with Romanian are cheaper
I do not recommend Classy_Olivia because
For the same money you can:

Little_Pixiee Bethany which offers 5 times better service
And I was never wait for her
And never had problems with passionate French kisses
I have no problem  to make with her 5 positions in half an hour.
And the face looks super young

inxs950

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Have you actually read what you have written?

Most of it makes no sense at all!

Offline OakTree

I'm assuming English isn't the OPs first language.

Similar experience I had a few years ago. She's cracking looking but no kissing, copious amounts of lube and a general lacklustre performance.

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Offline Fast and Bulbous

Similar experience I had a few years ago.

And did she also 'have a faint day' when you met her?! This is one of the most entertaining reviews in yonks... :lol:

Offline OakTree

And did she also 'have a faint day' when you met her?! This is one of the most entertaining reviews in yonks... :lol:

No I can't say I remember that terminology.   :)

It's odd, the more I read the review the more it seems it wasn't written by a human hand. I know that sounds bizarre but that's how it looks to me.

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I met this girl several times b4 I discovered this forum once she answered a call arranging her next booking just as I was about to cum. Another time she bled all over my cock n belly. She was on her period didn't tell me then said oh ur big dick tore me up. Cracking looks but shit service and not punctual

Offline cueball

I were going to say thanks for review op but I can't make a lot of sense of it  :unknown:

She's got a shit reputation on here of late though, so, this negative (even if it's double Dutch to read) doesn't surprise me.


Edit.... if you read the review backwards it makes a lot more sense  :lol:

Offline RadioKid

I met this girl several times b4 I discovered this forum once she answered a call arranging her next booking just as I was about to cum. Another time she bled all over my cock n belly. She was on her period didn't tell me then said oh ur big dick tore me up. Cracking looks but shit service and not punctual

Thats absolutely f*king disgusting.

I'll Pass!

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Edit.... if you read the review backwards it makes a lot more sense  :lol:
Absolute classic  :D

Offline Darkepool

The OP has one post and one review and only just registered on here...

I'm no farmer but I know bullshit when I smell it...

Offline scutty brown

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I think that post was written by King Tarzan, or his acolyte

I think its real though - she does work in the flats above Lidl, and she has had a rep for pointless texting like that

Offline OakTree

I think that post was written by King Tarzan, or his acolyte

I think its real though - she does work in the flats above Lidl, and she has had a rep for pointless texting like that

It does sound like a very similar experience to mine. I'm inclined to think it's genuine despite the terrible grammar.

Offline scutty brown

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Just wondering if he's one of the local Poles, and the report has been created using Google translate.
Lot of Polish chaps (and Muslims for that matter) around New Hall Lane

Offline OakTree

Just wondering if he's one of the local Poles, and the report has been created using Google translate.
Lot of Polish chaps (and Muslims for that matter) around New Hall Lane

It's odd, the more I read the review the more it seems it wasn't written by a human hand.

Yes, you may well be right.

Offline fairfield

You philistines, this is a great review. Reads just like the Roger McGough poems we got shoved down our throats at school. (same kind of oblique style)
Can we nominate the O/P for the Turner Prize?

Offline Clitheroelad

I hink the OP is Yoda in disguise.
« Last Edit: May 25, 2017, 06:47:14 am by Clitheroelad »

Offline RadioKid

Just wondering if he's one of the local Poles, and the report has been created using Google translate.
Lot of Polish chaps (and Muslims for that matter) around New Hall Lane

The Polish or Euro rival seems a possibility.

I doubt its a random review by  concerned Muslim/Jewish/Christian whilst other escorts are really ignored.

In any case, some of the reviews do make her appear shoddy so who knows

Offline Thrillride

"And did she also 'have a faint day' when you met her?!" Hahaha

Offline jimmytick

I suspect op is really not called Jeremy.

2 reviews, both negative, if I was a betting man.......

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Key point missed all through this thread
2-3 years ago she was openly offering bareback

THORMOND

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Using GOOGLE translates he does.   :rolleyes: :)

Offline shaft10

Key point missed all through this thread
2-3 years ago she was openly offering bareback

She's been on my hotlist for a while but this review (amongst others) and the bareback point you make ensures her removal  :hi:

Offline chrishornx

She's been on my hotlist for a while but this review (amongst others) and the bareback point you make ensures her removal  :hi:

Gone forever more from the list very strange review yet some of the criticisms are accurate

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Thank you for the review op . Alltho it did sound like that chapter of Harry potter written by AI. In other words some of it was so confusing.