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Location: Waterloo luxury apartment block south side of Waterloo bridge.

Service: £50 for 30min OWO, RO, missonary, close mouth FK

From the negative report here: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=136539.0

Even though there is a neg review and a positive from the thread, I thought I'll take a chance I would have better luck, but it wasn't the case. Texted her to ask the post code and time she closes  and asked if OWO & FK was on offer she texted "yes."

Got to her place fairly quickly, parked up on side street opposite St Thomas hospital took me a brisk walk to her place. I rang her and texted her on arrival as promised but no answer. I waited  5 minutes after ringing her and I almost gave up  until she returned my call. Once inside I managed to get a little lost. Eventually, made it up her floor, she poke her head out greeted me from afar, slight smile, she is the girl in the  profile without the soft filter effect.

She asked how long I wish to stay. I told her half an hour. Handed over the cash, skip the massage, opted straight to business. She had slight belly, nothing off putting, her boobs were ample in size and dangly also shaven meaty pussy.   After a few minutes of nipple teasing she proceeded to take out the rubber from the beside drawer wanted to give me OW but I requested for OWO, she was ok with it, no extra charge. She cleaned my member down with wet wipes and mouth wash. I mentioned I had a shower before I came, but she ignored that. The 1 minute of gentle OWO was passable, after that she went over to spit in the bin.

On with the rubber, she turns over for mish position. She had her eyes closed, only open to check the clock, without hints of fake moans - felt abit like shagging a half dead corpse trying to FK her closed lips.  I made a suggestion to give her RO she then made a fuss about having to go to shower first which would take longer than my 30min would allow. This probably a hint to extend my time to 1 hour? I said forget it, she then wipe herself down with wet wipe cover with mouth wash. The taste of mouth wash on her fanny and knowing she hadn't washed properly was a mood killer. I gave up after 20s of hesitant oral. I then decided to ask her to finish me off with a HJ.

Overall I think I spent 15min of a very emotionless mechanical punt.  Although she offered massage, I declined as I felt there was no enthusiasm on her part and thought her attitude was abrupt and I was there taking up her time just makes it a more depressing stay. Wasted £50. Should have stayed at home and have a wank. Not recommended.

Pos: OWO, follow simple instructions
Neg: Cold shower, unenthusiastic service.

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Did I understand well? Mouthwash on her pussy??? That is bizarre... :scare:

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Did I understand well? Mouthwash on her pussy??? That is bizarre... :scare:

One of those instances "nickleupip", when your profile pic actually reflects your question.

I agree very bizarre

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Thanks for the review.
One to avoid.

Offline driver

Did I understand well? Mouthwash on her pussy??? That is bizarre... :scare:

Having had many years of experiencing southeast asians/oriental women, it makes sense to me.
What some women do when it's that time of the month, is block themselves with a natural sponge.
So if the OP wanted to go down on her she would of been worried on two fronts,
1, there may be a bit of evidence showing it's that time of the month, or,
2, she'd be worried there may be an odor, as usually the case with a lot of women when menstruating.