Dont be too harsh guys ive just had a shit punt.
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External Link/Members OnlyIve always liked indian girls and had a great punt with Ranni Rae years ago. Ive been waiting for Mia @premium to have availability that suited me without success so despite the warnings on here decided to book Shilpa
Initial contact was by text followed by phone call to save the ping pong texts.
Location was a budget hotel chain in Durham which is actually an excellent location as you can access the rooms without going past reception - except Shilpa didnt tell me that (i noticed on the way out) - a nice smile to the girl on reception made it look like i owned the place and wasnt nipping in for a shag.
Shilpa is a liittle curvy but thats fine as you can see this on her aw pictures. She is 31 in AW years which of course is 40-45 in the years the rest of us use.
Started with a little foot worship - she was 'too sensitive' so had to give that up as a bad job. Eventually after we got over her newly initiated language barrier tried a little RO 'be gentle' she said. She was clean biut there was little feedback during the RO so that was pretty awful. Went on to OWO which was a revelation - first time ive had a blow job when i couldnt feel anything - i couldnt work out what was happening. After thinking about it i think she must have been running her mouth down the shaft and mising the end. Occasionally she glanced across at the TV in the room. Nice to know Britains got talent is more interesting than my cock. I did nearly ask if i was boring her. On with the condom ( which was so thick i think it was made out of recycled jimmy cricketts wellies ) bit of girl on top followed by missionary. Stupidly i decided to go for cim , she removed the condom and wiped the end of my knob with dry toilet paper ( no wet wipes - it was a budget operation this one) as apparently shes allergic to condoms. Back to pretty awful oral so i said she could finish by hand - only to find that the HJ technique is just as bad - she was moving my foreskin about a micron between strokes whilst gripping it so hard i thought it was going to drop off. Gave up on HJ. New condom on and finished in missionary.
Great venue but absolutely dreadful punt. Regrettably Shipa appears to be skilled at nothing sex related.
Ill conclude by saying i think this Indian is a cowboy.
Wish UKP had a new rating of 'really fucking negative'
P.S. Forgot to say i think shes a smoker as i could smell something on me for hours afterwards - great for those non smoking punters with a non smoking OH with noses like a bloodhound.
