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External Link/Members OnlyI'm not going to even attempt frankwheeler's style and quality of review, but hopefully some find this helpful.
Spotted this girl on AW, initially dismissed as likely Romanian (even though claims to be Spanish). However the photos of a nice figure tempted me, and I called her just on the off-chance. She answered and the first thing I said was "are you really Spanish?" She replied that she was, offering to speak Spanish to me - I declined but her accent definitely sounded Spanish as opposed to EE, so though what the heck.
Booked 30 mins for £70 (requested slutty secretary look), got address over phone and got directions when I was 10 mins early, so far so good. Location was apartment on main road out of Leeds away from station towards Kirkstall (not the Docks for a change).
She was waiting behind the door as I arrived and immediately started with the "oh baby, you so hot, want to feel me" shitty dirty talk (although could hardly hear it above the blaring music, Celine Dion FFS!). It was nearly dark and I think Eastenders was on the telly in the corner. She was wearing a smart business suit, not really the classic "white top, black pencil skirt" I associate with secretary look. Her hair was long and blonde, but really dirty, dry feeling.
She grinded (ground?) her arse into my crotch as I arrived, DFK (discretion) was on her likes and I asked on the phone if she kissed, she replied " if your mouth is clean" - but she resisted any attempt to kiss at all, never mind DFK - and I had only just brushed my teeth and eaten half a pack of chewing gum.
She stripped to reveal a decent figure, size 12/14 I'd say, but some really nasty rock solid fake tits. Her continual moaning and groaning and attempts at dirty talk were putting me off, plus I asked the music to be turned down (hoping the volume control would apply to her as well).
Quick tug on the little Viking and she's reaching for the condom for OW, even though OWO is another discretionary item on her list. Fake moaning etc, then she lies on the bed. Bit of me kissing her nipples then she's applying a handful of lube as she says she wants me deep in her pussy (I'm so bored of it I can't be bothered putting speech marks around it!).
Any attempt for me to play with her pussy with my fingers was avoided, moving out the way, even grabbing my hand and pushing it away.
She is desperate for me to cum quickly in doggy, and it was nice, at least I could hear her less, but I was determined not to - I pulled out and got her in miss, she wrapped legs around me , moaning away still. Again I didn't want to cum like that, and really resisting her forcing me to cum quickly, I insist on another position change - her on top. This time, I decided to fill the bag in that position, being almost suffocated by a fake plastic tit at the same time.
She's straight up reaching for the wipes, complimenting me on my prowess "you fill my pussy deep, you big boy" yada yada, blimey.
I go into the shower for a quick wipe down, she's getting dressed in the dark. We exchange pleasantries for a few moments as I get dressed and to be honest I'm out of there as fast as I can muster. There was a chap in the lift as it arrived on that floor, and all the way down I could feel him smirking. knowing exactly where I've been.
Also, as the meet went on the shit moaning and dirty talk took on more and more of an EE tilt, so I think my Rom suspicions were validated.
So a negative because:
1. OWO and DFK despite being on the (albeit discretionary) list, were firmly off the menu, as was any touching of her "lady garden".
2. I was in and out in about 23 mins, including shower and small talk at the end
3. Desperate to get to the cumming asap, rush job all the way
4. (Minor point) not really what I'd describe as slutty secretary
5. Ridiculous attempt at dirty talk, it was laughable.
6. Pretty sure she's not Spanish ;-)
On the plus side, figure was nice, apart from the dry hair and fake tits, apartment was nice, clean, smelled fresh and was in a perfectly good area (although a little busy with passing traffic perhaps to my liking).
So, I've achieved my ambition of TOFTT of a less reviewed girl (bit of noise about her on UKP but no official reviews), glad I did it but think I'll stick with well reviewed girls for my once-in-a-blue-moon punts.
Also, I had a booking with Alexa and Tia booked yesterday and unfortunately work took me out of Leeds so I had to cancel. Bloody wishing I'd managed to get to that, or at least rebook them instead. You live and learn I guess.
Hope that's of some help for the Yorkshire archives!
