Author Topic: Lady Louisa - Skewen  (Read 3751 times)


3 review(s) for Lady Louisa  (2 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by The_Don]

Offline Grumpy Pumpy

This reviews comes with a warning. The SP, premises and some of the services (well, one anyway, probably two) I partook of will not be to everyone's taste. Hell, on another day they wouldn't have even been to mine.  :D

Certainly one of my "grubbier" punts. But absolutely none the worse for it

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I'd been let down on the morning of a punt; but had the time, money and the horn for a booking. And the inkling that I fancied something with a bit of a kink. I'd seen Louisa a few years back when she operated out of flat in Swansea Marina. She now works in Liberty's, Skewen. And is there a few days a week. She's not the youngest (stated age is 50), nor the most toned. She certainly has a belly. That said, I think she's quite attractive facially, in a "minxy" way. And she is utterly filthy. More of which below.

I was very wary of visiting a parlour. Not least, being concerned about being seen. Thankfully, the weather was so shitty that few people were around. And I accessed via some back stairs. Away from prying eyes. The room was actually quite comfy. Clean, with a good porno playing on a VHS! And a working shower, albeit down the hall.

We began, in the shower room, with watersports. Louisa pissing on my stomach and dick. And then me on her pussy. Urged on by her exclaiming, "piss on my clit", whilst she frigged herself. Not for everyone I know - and some will be repulsed by this - but I really enjoyed it.

Back to the room for: lots of deep, french kissing; vigorous (protected) sex; and some high quality oral. Louisa loves being licked and lets you know what she likes. She loves dirty talk, both delivering it and listening to it. In fact, she is one of the most sexually open minded, unshockable, women you could meet.  :crazy:

She is especially adept at oral and gives a wonderful, deep, ball sucking, blowjob. Finishing, as I urged her on, with a powerful CIM. She didn't swallow it all though. Passing some back to me in a snowball.  ;)

So, as I said at the start, she is unlikely to appear on too many HLs. But if, like me, you are sometimes tempted to a darker side, she fits that particular bill perfectly

Offline Steelworker

Grumpy, your description of entering a parlour dredges up distant memories. You had an incredibly dirty punt there and hats off to you. The pissing wouldn't have been my plat du jour but we are all different. It does sound like a tremendous punt though. Great review  :)

Offline Grumpy Pumpy

Thanks SW. I was pretty nervous going in. Though, funnily enough used to do all my punting in parlous like that 20 years ago!

Not an experience - in every sense - I'm going to repeat often. But I'm bloody glad I got it out of my system. At least for a few months  :D

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Well she's not my type G P, but when you punt regularly you start looking for something a bit different, something you've not done before, bucket list tickability etc, I've had a young ladie piss over my cock in a shower while masterbating, nothing wrong with it and in a state of arousel it's a great turn on, only done once, but rumor has is it we only live once , so cram it in while you can or forever sounder.

Offline Punting_Mad

Fuck me what a session.. I love it.. Stunning punt mate..

Offline Mil 34

Not for me but  :hi: hats off to you

Offline Grumpy Pumpy

Yeah, she - and her services - are pretty niche. But it's a niche she fills particularly well.

I'm not going to be punting for a few weeks now. But when I next do I think I'll restore a bit of ying to my yang with a visit to one of the young, fit, hotties at Portfolio. Variety being the spice of life. Or certainly of punting  :P

Offline cymrobach

Sounds great to me!  just my kind of thing

I love her blog post - piss in a funnel!!  this made me message her once, but she wouldn't see me as i am under 40  :( only 2 years to go!!!  :D

may have to chance it and go to Liberty's one day and hope for the best!!

nice review Grumpy

Offline Steelworker

Tell her you are 40 and go today. Unless she asks for evidence  :hi:

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Great review GP

Good for you with the old golden showers.

May I ask what the fee/time was? The private fees seem different from the club fees - or am I missing something?

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Offline Grumpy Pumpy

I paid £130 for an hour. Probably more than if I'd just turned up at the parlour. But, without pre-booking via AW and phone - and warning her to fill her bladder - the shower would have been very golden. And probably more of a trickle than a stream  ;)