Phoenix Club, Fri 12th May

[Tattooed.Gent]

A bit of a disappointment this one, just about saved by a couple of enthusiastic ladies.

Fee was £160 for two hours, the venue is very easy to find about a ten minute walk from Marble Arch.

Partying today were Lilia, Paloma, Asia, Beatriz & Alana

Almost as soon as I entered the building Asia was smiling, giggling and flirting. She's a really pretty Asian-looking girl from Brazil, as is Paloma. The two of them were actually both well up for the party, and I was lucky enough to enjoy the two of them both together. OWO, penetrative sex, and some reverse oral too. No kissing, which is fair enough, but having two beautiful ladies going to town on me was great fun.

After that it was a bit of an awkward wait as none of the girls made an attempt to get things going again. Eventually I found myself with Beatriz, she was fairly unenthusiastic, but nice to look at. Next up was Alana, a frighteningly petite Romanian who seemed uninterested and immediately told me I was too big to fuck her. I lost interest at that point so lay next to Lilia, who was unaccompanied but pretty much ignored me, and continued looking at her phone, and talking to the other girls. At this point Alana started giving me some nice touches and basically treating me like I was there. It was a nice touch from her which won her some points back. Even more infuriatingly, Lilia lay ignoring me, then Barbara wondered into the room, and Lilia suddenly looked towards her and started kissing me, before stopping the second Barbara had her back turned. Ridiculous.

After Lilia's attitude I was basically ready to leave, but I hung in for one last blast with Asia so that I ended on a good note.

All in all it was a mixed experience. The only girls who really seemed to give it their all, and who I really fancied, were Asia and Paloma. All of the girls talked amongst themselves in their native tongue throughout, they never spoke in English to each other, which makes the atmosphere a little uneasy.

Secondly, the use of wipes is way, way, way over the top, especially at the beginning when we're all freshly showered.

It goes without saying that with the right line up this could have been great, but two out of five girls being up for it isn't enough for me. Annoyingly, Barbara was more attractive to me than most of the girls at the party too, so would have happily subbed her in, especially for Lilia, who quite clearly didn't want to be there anyway.

Was going to give the benefit of the doubt and rate it neutral but after finishing writing this up I've been swayed to knock it down.

[nickleupip]

Unacceptable that some of the girls behave like low paid public employees some times. Em has to know about that and give them the boot.

Good to hear Barbara is back.

[TrevorN]

Unfortunately daylight robbery once again by this establishment . The lure of lots of girls for £160 is a great pull . It will happen again .

Having Romanians on the books does not help either . I see some look disinterested.

I'll wait for the next report with a glowing POSITIVE from a first time reviewer . 

[KPL]

My punter mate is a regular there and went again last week, will check with him if standards are falling.. I have been there quite a few times (and recent) and had a good time there. 160 for two hours and 4-5 girls is good value imo, assuming they are doing their job of course

[thecat250]

Thanks for the report - a negative sounds about right.
Glad you managed to salvage something good with the other two girls, but ridiculous behavior like that can ruin the whole experience and leave you feeling pretty shit afterwards, not what you paid for.
There's another review for the day after your visit and it really seems like a lottery now what to expect. I've only been once and meaning to return, will now to make sure now that the line ups are decent enough when I do.

[Nowornever]

Don't think you were wrong giving a negative with all the points you made...Just out of interest how many guy's for the 5 ladies on the day?

[andypandy1]

And what time did you go?

I was ready to go last Friday at 1pm for my first time... but I ended up having to give it a miss as something came up last minute. Sounds like it was a good choice. Although only reason I wanted to go was to see the Brasileiras.

[Convince Me]

IMHO it should be a mobile free zone and English should be the only spoken language by the girls. Not sure how they would feel if a few welsh or Celtic fellas turned up and started chatting in their native tongue!!

[Tattooed.Gent]

Just to answer a couple of questions, it was the 4pm party. Ratio was pretty decent. I reckon maybe 7 guys in total, but can't remember there being more than 5 being present at any one time (some left early/arrived late).

And it's a good point re phones - we're banned from taking them in (quite rightly) for privacy reasons. How come this doesn't apply to the girls?

[Wilbo887]

Mate, sounds awful. Sorry you had a shit time.

Guess I lucked out on the Saturday with the line-up.

Negative was definitely correct in your instance though.

[TrevorN]

I read the establishment is now taking £ upfront which is a change to collecting at the end . They ie PIMPS know the customers are not guaranteed a good time .

[Herbie]

Unfortunately this seems to be a trend nowadays, with a very mixed level of service depending on who is working on the day, and also the level of interaction/supervision by Em and/or the hostess. There are certain girls there who will always just do the bare minimum whilst others (such as Kasia and Luiza) who will give 100% all day. I am not surprised by comments about Lila (aka Vera) as her level of service does vary dramatically especially if it is someone she does not know.
It all comes down to the level of supervision from Em, and as this has dropped over the past year or so, so has the level of the service provided. On the good days it is a bargain at £160 but on days like these it does question whether you should go back again

[KPL]

I read the establishment is now taking £ upfront which is a change to collecting at the end . They ie PIMPS know the customers are not guaranteed a good time .

Payment has always been on arrival so thats nothing new to add criticism. And looking at your posts Trevor you tend to be critical about everything ..

[dubs]

Payment has always been on arrival so thats nothing new to add criticism. And looking at your posts Trevor you tend to be critical about everything ..

Not in the LMP days it wasn't.

[nickleupip]

Not in the LMP days it wasn't.

I second that, only started around a year or so ago? That was my last visit. It was a nice touch letting you pay at the end.

[KPL]

Not in the LMP days it wasn't.

Yes you are right I have been to LMP once where we paid afterwards, but then that changed. At least when it comes to TPC payments has always been up front.

[Kingy28]

Yes you are right I have been to LMP once where we paid afterwards, but then that changed. At least when it comes to TPC payments has always been up front.

Phoenix club has not always been payment up front.  TPC started a couple of years ago after LMP got shut down on Edgware Road. As previously stated on this thread,  up front payment was only introduced around a year ago. The £20 discount scheme was also abolished around this time.

Previously I could do 2 parties with 7, 8 or 9 girls for £220. It didn't matter if there were one or two duds on the rota as there were others to play with. Nowadays the rota can have only 3 or 4 on & if a couple of them are duds then it ain't worth the money. The value had disappeared along with the punters. Less punters = less girls. The spiral continues. Bad attitudes don't help.
I've been to several parties recently and there's not been a wet wipe in sight. They are basically saying that you are too stupid to be able to wash your bell end. Plus it's a well rehearsed time wasting tactic.

[KPL]

Phoenix club has not always been payment up front.  TPC started a couple of years ago after LMP got shut down on Edgware Road. As previously stated on this thread,  up front payment was only introduced around a year ago. The £20 discount scheme was also abolished around this time.

Previously I could do 2 parties with 7, 8 or 9 girls for £220. It didn't matter if there were one or two duds on the rota as there were others to play with. Nowadays the rota can have only 3 or 4 on & if a couple of them are duds then it ain't worth the money. The value had disappeared along with the punters. Less punters = less girls. The spiral continues. Bad attitudes don't help.
I've been to several parties recently and there's not been a wet wipe in sight. They are basically saying that you are too stupid to be able to wash your bell end. Plus it's a well rehearsed time wasting tactic.

I didnt know that, at least I have always paid up front on my visits since the change to TPC. I have noticed the parties are getting less busy with both WG and Punters, last time I was there I almost had 4 girls to myself (2 other punters but arrived late / left early). My disappointment then was that Talida was scheduled (which is why I went), but due to lack of punters she was subbed out. 

I think part reason for it slowing down is lack of management onsite and girls get lazy, it really depends on the day now it seems.

[vt]

Weird because I was there at 1pm on the same day as the OP and had a good one. 

I counted 6 guys, so pretty chilled with mostly 1-2-1s.

Started well when Asia excitedly introduced new girl Paloma, I guessed immediately that they were sisters. Paloma was younger and taller. I couldn't possibly choose between them, so was glad that I ended up on the same bed as both of them. They didn't interact, for obvious reasons, but I enjoyed taking Paloma's party virginity. Nice kissing, enjoyed RO on her fresh dark pussy and a nice ride with genuine responses.

Lila was fine with me, but I do know her well. She welcomed me into her tight pussy, she spread her lips wide so I had the most pornographic view of my meat disappearing into her. She wasn't grabbing multiple cock like she has done, but I didn't notice her ignoring anyone.

Asia was fun with giggly banter & energetic sex. She told me there's actually a third sister in the family. She couldn't stop laughing when I suggested she recruit her too. 

Beatriz was outstanding for me this second time I've met her. I've not seen and arse & pussy peachier than hers in punting. Petite & perfectly formed she gave me a lovely GFE that ended with a pop. So impressed, I went back for second helpings towards the end. When the lights came on I was balls deep in her. I think she was ready to continue, but I called it a day.

I didn't get a chance with Alana as she was busy. She didn't seem to make herself available to a second partner, but I was content with seeing Beatriz twice, so all good.

Enjoyment at Phoenix can diminish depending on the line-up and I agree with some of the comments regarding quality control, but I thought that bunch of girls worked hard to please, esp the 3 Brasileiras. 

Sad to hear the OP didn't enjoy. I guess I never have an issue with girls turning me down due to size, they usually ask 'Is it in yet?'     

[lostandfound]

Concur with others that TPC has not always been payment up front, though by the time of the reported switch to this being the norm, and the end of the loyalty discount, I had stopped attending. As much as anything this was probably down to lack of close supervision of the girls during a party. My experience was that as LMP, Em and Barbara ran a tight ship, and this was less true of TPC. With a high turnover of girls, which always seems to be a feature of LMP / TPC, close supervision means a better experience for customers IMO. Regardless, I think given the novelty value of an always available sex party in a premium location in Central London they will continue to pull in punters.

[SirCharles]

I 've been a regular the rebranding from Lmp to TPC, and i can confirm that the trend is the one of sloppiness and bad management; Barbara is back, which is good, but she is just a receptionist and a party taker; i travel a lot for business and saturday parties are ideal for me, Kasia used to party there but has been missing for a while..Gina too and she completely disappeared from the rota...i liked partying with Jess and she is missing in action as well...i wanted to tried with Alexia a couple of times but no show, which is becoming common for others too..Daniella is one of my preferred but difficult to see..Luiza is the only constant presence...in brief, there few assets (Kasia n.1 outstanding performer, together with Luiza, Gina, a real pornstar, Daniella, Nicole), and a lot of liabilities...
In my opinion, happy to pay even more for a line of assets, and no more than £100 for liabilities (they are good holes to fill at the end of the day..otherwise there are other options like Bi-gangs, or rebecca Reyder's sexy parties; without Kasia, Gina (these 2 have such a strong personality of being able to run the show) and so on, TPC is becoming a train wreck...hope Em wakes up and react

[fudi_maar]

Kasia used to party there but has been missing for a while..Gina too and she completely disappeared from the rota...i liked partying with Jess

SirCharles, Kasia is very much a regular at the parties and is on the rota for today.
Gina has left permanently and returned to Valencia.
Jess now works as a masseuse at Ego Massage in MK.

I agree that Em needs to supervise the parties a lot more - some of the girls now try and do the bare minimum. Without wanting
to get anyone into trouble, Maria is the laziest I have found - shes beautiful to look at, with great tits, but the service is
typical Romanian parlour girl.

I find that Andrea and Sandra are fantastic.

TPC is a mere shadow of the former LMP - it's now a hit and miss affair more often than not, whereas with LMP
you could go to any party without looking at the rota, and be assured of an amazing time.

[KPL]

I have always had a good time, but I carefully review and select depending on lineup.

[TonyD]

the old guard at LMP seem to of been replaced by lazy romanians
anyone know if Emily works elsewhere now?
or if Jess or Jayda work anywhere apart from Ego if you want fs?

[TrevorN]

Can the last person to leave TPC switch off the lights 

[vt]

Can the last person to leave TPC switch off the lights 

You really are a waste of space troll who makes little positive contribution to this forum. 

[vt]

the old guard at LMP seem to of been replaced by lazy romanians
anyone know if Emily works elsewhere now?
or if Jess or Jayda work anywhere apart from Ego if you want fs?

There are some Romanians at TPC, some are lazy, some aren't. Em usually moves the lazy ones on, but that does depend on her spotting them.

Quite a few of the latest recruits are Brasileiras who seem up for it...I've enjoyed sisters Asia & Paloma, as well as Beatriz.

I think Emily is taking a break, she was never available elsewhere anyway.

I think Jess & Jayda are just doing the rub'n'tug at Ego.

[lostandfound]

the old guard at LMP seem to of been replaced by lazy romanians
anyone know if Emily works elsewhere now?
or if Jess or Jayda work anywhere apart from Ego if you want fs?

Jess might know the score with Emily, they used to be friends outside work, when they both worked for Em.

[TonyD]

Jess might know the score with Emily, they used to be friends outside work, when they both worked for Em.

do you know how to get hold of Jess to ask? 

[lostandfound]

do you know how to get hold of Jess to ask? 

I've not been a regular at LMP / TPC for some time, so if I was ever in the loop, I'm not now. If Jess works at Ego then ...

[vt]

do you know how to get hold of Jess to ask? 

I was at Phoenix last Friday and had a brief chat with Em when I was taking a break. I did happen to ask about Emily's recent departure, Em said she is taking a break to sort stuff out back home. She also has her fitness/bodybuilding interests. She was pretty vague about whether she was coming back or not.

I doubt if she's available elsewhere as she never did escort anywhere other than LMP/Phoenix.

[TonyD]

I was at Phoenix last Friday and had a brief chat with Em when I was taking a break. I did happen to ask about Emily's recent departure, Em said she is taking a break to sort stuff out back home. She also has her fitness/bodybuilding interests. She was pretty vague about whether she was coming back or not.

I doubt if she's available elsewhere as she never did escort anywhere other than LMP/Phoenix.

shame...she did give it 100%

[vt]

shame...she did give it 100%

I had a lot of fun with Emily over the years, she could certainly take whatever was thrown at her. She was always smiley and happy-go-lucky, but I did think she got a bit snappy when she was on that super-strict bodybuilding diet though.

[goofy]

I stopped going because the girls are unenthusiastic and don't make as much of a effort to make you feel as comfortable as before. And yes Barbara is gorgeous and friendlier than the girls who play.

[TonyD]

perhaps Em should bring back MILF mondays...with Emily Jayda, Jess, Vera, Paloma. 

[TrevorN]

I stopped going because the girls are unenthusiastic and don't make as much of a effort to make you feel as comfortable as before. And yes Barbara is gorgeous and friendlier than the girls who play.

I thought she has a hands off approach . No touching of her tits . How can she be friendly??  Calling time early on parties too .

[goofy]

I thought she has a hands off approach . No touching of her tits . How can she be friendly??  Calling time early on parties too .

My encounter was quite brief with her, so that was just my perception. But what I said in general still stands. Not sure i'd return.