Put some serious thought into wether this review should be a positive or not. In the end settled for a neutral not entirely because of her but because I have had some excellent meets of late (spicy Julia, Maggie21) and it wouldn't be fair to put EnglishXSara in the same bracket as these exceptional service providers.
Feeling horny in the morning spotted Sara was in Croydon, saw the picture of her arse, so took a gamble and stumped up for her private gallery. "Yeah I would" was what I thought and had visions of her bent over in those stockings and suspenders while I banged her from behind.
Dropped her a text and arranged a half hour meet. Asked her to wear the stockings and suspenders which she responded with " yeah babe" and a naughty emoji. I enquiried about any extras or issues " no babe, everything is included" sweet I thought. She was working out the hotel by east Croydon station by the courts. So arrived slightly early and was sat in my car day dreaming of her squirting as I had those legs bent back. Got a text and strolled into the hotel all cool like.
She opened the door and her photos are of her, Chavy youngish mum look about her, you see her type walking down the street wearing active wear and done up to the nines on her way to Waitrose for a free coffee.
First problem was she wasn't wearing stockings and suspenders, just a run of the mill lacy bra and knickers set. "Okay she's just forgot" was my thoughts.
I was offered a shower and I accepted, not a bad hotel so bathroom was of s reasonable standard.
Cane out in my towel nursing a hard on.
Second problem
" right" she sad " do you want OWO, DFK". "Yes please" I responded.
" okay no problem, I'm not doing reverse oral by the way, don't feel like it"
Which annoyed me, but i thought lesson learned in future make sure you ask.
Third problem, don't mind a girl with glasses but they was thick, like olive from on the buses. Which was off putting and when she was on top of me I the throes of fucking all I could think was "she's got a lazy eye, just like that rose from Tralee"
Fourth problem, really saggy tits, the look she has I was thinking fake boobs but when the "wonder" bra came off my mojo sagged!
On the positive side her OWO was excellent, she went with gusto and spit. Her DFK felt passionate and I am sure her tounge hit my tonsil at one point because I gagged a bit, but I was just thinking olive and lazy eye constantly so any passion was getting ebbed away.
In terms of the fuck, she got on top and made all the right noises but no squirt despite my best effort.
Bolted inside her ( covered of course)
And grabbed a shower. When I came out she was laying on the bed in black skin tight dress and her arse looked amazing but that just annoyed me more and I left.
Am I being harsh? Am I being unfair by comparing her to other excellent service providers?
Anyway I am now looking on AW for a Chavy looking brunette with tats and does anal, any suggestions?
