AKA How I learned not to fuck anyone I haven't found reviews for. Here's her Viva Street link:
External Link/Members OnlyWhile my first punt was a couple of years ago, I've not done it much in the meantime. Before today I'd only seen two girls in the UK (both really good - I didn't review other than feedback on AW) and two during my recent trip to Japan who were
incredible. So I was feeling nostalgic for a Japanese girl and after struggling to find anyone local on AW I looked elsewhere and found Miko. Now, I fully expect images to be somewhat misleading - I didn't think she'd really be 19 for example - but I did expect she would actually be Japanese.
When I arrived at 7pm outside the front door of her apartment building (near Birmingham Snow Hill - very busy road near many bars and restaurants. No privacy at all), she didn't remember that I'd booked an appointment earlier in the day. She asked if I wanted an appointment, so I had to remind her that no, we spoke earlier, it's 7 o'clock and I'm here. She let me in and she looked like she'd just scrambled out of bed. But more surprising was the fact that she was (I think) either a Thai or Chinese woman somewhere in her 30s. I tried speaking a little Japanese to her and she had no clue, so we stuck with English from then on. If I were smart I would have walked out at this point, but I was not smart. When I entered there was no offer of a shower, instead she took the money, called someone and shouted at them in what I'm pretty sure was Chinese, then went downstairs to 'buy something she needed' and left me to get comfortable.
Incidentally her flat was two bedroom and there was another girl in there and working at the same time. I didn't see her but I heard someone come and have sex with her whilst I was receiving the first of two unbelievably painful and clumsy massages. "Miko" would often yawn and occasionally belch as she was taking care of me. After the terrible massage she put a condom on and began a pretty average blowjob. She didn't volunteer OWO and honestly I'm glad she didn't, I did not want any contact with her without the condom. The blowjob wasn't completely terrible, and after a bit she climbed on cowgirl style... and proceeded to lie down flat on top of me and not move. I tried to compensate but honestly I couldn't get any sensation in that position and went soft, so I asked if we could do it doggy. She agreed, I got myself up again and managed to pop, and doggy style it was OK. She wasn't exactly enthusiastic but hey, even mediocre sex is better than my right hand.
That had taken half an hour - maybe if I'd asked to stop there and just say it was a half hour session I could've got a few quid back. Unlikely but might have been worth a try. Instead, she gave me another massage for ten minutes which was so painful and generally uncomfortable (certainly wasn't getting me in the mood for round 2) I asked her to stop and made my excuses to leave. In total I spent about 40 minutes with someone nothing like the person I was expecting, of which about 20 minutes were mildly pleasurable.
In future, if I'm taking a risk on someone with not much feedback I'll definitely only be booking a half hour first time. And if they're a completely different ethnicity to their ads, I'll be walking straight out. This was an expensive lesson to learn! Incidentally, if any of you reading this know of any genuine Japanese girls in the Birmingham area, please let me know! Suffice to say I didn't exactly satisfy that urge tonight.
