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External Link/Members OnlyI should have known better. All of the warning signs were there, but I was thinking with my dick, not my brain.
Comms: Terrible. I'd tried to book Shanice a few times before whenever she was going to be in the area. Over the last year, I sent an AW booking request, which was ignored. I tried calling, but she never answered her phone. I sent her text messages. Ignored. I used the booking form on her website. Nothing. Eventually I did get through to her and booked a meeting. On the morning of the meet, I double checked AW and found she'd cancelled that particular tour, but hadn't bothered to tell me. I managed to get another booking a month or so later, arrived at the hotel, called for a room number. Nothing. Spent the next hour and half failing to get through and gave up. You'd have thought that would have put me off, but apparently not. I've lusted after Shanice for a
long time, so when I saw she was a) giving up escorting and b) coming down to the capital again before she did so, I decided to give it another try. Miraculously, I sent an AW booking and she confirmed almost immediately.
Location: Nondescript chain hotel near Euston station. No need for a keycard to use the lifts.
Looks/personality: She made a big deal on social media a few months ago about all of the weight she's lost. That was then, this is now. She's looking larger than she's been for a while. Her skin colour is also somewhat darker than the photos suggest. I'm guessing she uses a filter to make her appear lighter. Neither of those are a problem for me, though. I don't care about skin colour, and I like 'em big. If anything, the extra size was an added turn on for me. Two slight negatives were the huge fake eyelashes and her hair, which was matted into a big single dreadlock type thing, neither of which I found attractive. Personality was a bit cold. There was none of the bubbly, friendly person that she likes to portray. More of that later.
The meeting: I'd booked for midday. I called shortly before to get a room number. No answer. I sent a text message. Again, no answer. I sent her an message on AW. Nothing. Eventually got a reply from her saying "I thought you booked for 1". She was still on her way, so we agreed to reschedule for 2, in case she was late. Same thing. Nothing. I got through to her and she claimed she was stuck in traffic, but on her way. She arrived at the hotel at 3. I know because I saw her drive in to the car park. I gave her a bit of time to check in and get prepped and called again. No reply. Wait, call again. Nothing. Repeat. Eventually (after waiting far longer that she merited) I gave up and got the train back home. This is where I was
really stupid. When I got home, I tried calling her one more time. I got through and agreed to get the train back in to see her.
I arrived, went to the room number she'd given me at the time we'd agreed. No answer. I called again. She said her friend was in the room with another customer and to give them 5 or 6 minutes. 20 minutes later, still nothing. I went down to the bar. Shortly afterwards I got a text saying she was ready, so I went up to the room.
She was huge. Her tits were huge. Which is what I wanted. Leah Jayne was also on the bed. I hadn't booked a duo session, but I wasn't going to turn it down, and we got started. I foolishly let myself be upsold to 90 minutes from the original 60 minute booking. Neither of them would get naked, which should have been a warning. Virtually none of the services listed were actually on offer. She asked what I wanted. I said 69 and cowgirl. She ignored that. Shanice wouldn't even let me lick her nipples or play with her tits, wheeling out the "they're too sensitive when it's cold" bollocks that I've seen someone else mention her use in the past. She refused to let me go down on her.
Leah Jayne's blowjob was OK. To her credit, Shanice's was better than OK. She actually gives a pretty good blowjob, one of the better ones I've had (covered, naturally). I didn't even bother asking for OWO - given she wasn't offering the services that she claimed she did, I knew her "at discretion" ones weren't going to happen. I came pretty quickly. While recovering for round 2, it was obvious that they didn't care. Shanice sat with her back turned to me, watching TV and messaging on her phone. There was no interest in helping me get hard again. When I did, everything seemed to be very grudging. A bit more oral, and then Shanice said "doggy" and got into position. I'd already said that wasn't what I was looking for, but apparently it was all that was on offer. However, by that point, the viagra that I'd taken many hours earlier in expectation of the midday booking had worn off, and Shanice's obvious disdain meant I just wasn't feeling it and I couldn't stay hard enough to get in. I called an end to things and left early.
They were sniggering to each other while I was cleaning up, presumably about how easily they'd been able to rip me off. By that time, I was pretty pissed off with the whole thing, and tried taking back the money for the extra half hour that I hadn't used. In hindsight, that was a never going to end well. They launched themselves on me, pulling my hair out, etc. On the other hand, asking nicely for a refund for the unused time wouldn't have worked either. I decided I couldn't be arsed to fight about it, released the money and left.
Shanice claimed that I smelled bad which is why she didn't want to go near me. Now I'd been clean and fresh for the midday booking. Admittedly it was now some hours later, but it wasn't a hot day, I hadn't been sweating and I'd got some deodorant from the local Sainsbury's while waiting just in case. At worst I was perhaps slightly less fresh than ideal. But she was behaving as if I was a tramp that hadn't washed for a month. The good thing about my wife knowing about my punting is that I was able to check with her when I got home, and she assured me that no, I didn't smell. I think it's just another excuse by a nasty woman to allow her to rip off punters.
Summary: She has had some mixed reviews here, and I went into it with a bit of concern, but with optimism that it would be OK. Sadly I was wrong. She claims to be retiring soon, and I guess she just doesn't care about her reputation any more. It's all about getting money with the minimum of work at this point. She also mentioned at some point that the hotel never lets them check in before 2, so taking a booking for midday was just screwing me around. More evidence that she has no interest in her customers.
I'm a very infrequent punter. This was my first punt in a few years. I was hoping for something special, but it was not to be. This is also my first review here. Not the review I wanted to be writing, but it's one that reflects what happened.
Leah Jayne gets a free pass. I hadn't booked her, hadn't paid for her and so had no right to expect much from her. She was OK and she wasn't as outright rude as Shanice, even if she wasn't particularly enthusiastic. Shanice is just a horrible woman with nothing to recommend. Avoid.
