External Link/Members Only External Link/Members OnlyFirst review so here goes, please go easy on me!
I'm on a mission to find decent WGs in Grimsby. I usually travel over to Nottingham or sometimes Lincoln if desperate. Grimsby is just on the doorstep and wanting to support local businesses I thought I would stick a clothes peg on my nose and venture into the bowls of the food capital of Europe.
So far 1 excellent and 1 not so good. Here's the poorish one first.
Wasn't too sure whether to give Pinkakita a negative, but since there were some good points went for Neutral.
Pre-ambleSaturday afternoon, nothing to do so had to waste my time in a more enjoyable manner than cutting the lawn. Phoned 3 girls on Grimsby mission list with no replies so No4 was desperation time - Pinkakita.
Price£90 for 1 hour. I notice she has now put her prices up to £100 - definitely not worth it.
LocationShared house just out of town centre. Plenty of public car parking close by. She told me her usual place in Cleethorpes was having damp course sorted so she was renting a room short term. The house was reasonably modern, clean, tidy, though with metal 4 poster bed that made one hell of racket, I mean really, really loud. I would advise next punter to take spanner set or can of WD40 (may be useful for the WG also).
The GirlShe does give a good range of pics on her AW profile and they are accurate. On the plus side she is slim, nice legs, nice bum, petite - 5ft 4. Chest upwards is a bit more disappointing; boobs a bit droopy, face on the harsh side. Whiff of tobacco. Though the most disturbing thing was the hairy pussy - really ginger hairy. Profile said trimmed - no scissors had been anywhere near that for years.
Enjoyable Waste of Time?Met at the back door by WG wearing black basque thingy and thigh length boots and led inside. Another very pleasant blonde girl was also there who gave me a smile and hello as we walked past - thought about swapping there and then though probably wouldn't have gone down too well.
Up to bedroom, one of several with aforementioned bed. Paperwork sorted and WG left me for perhaps 5 minutes or so to stash the cash - negative No1 - not a good start.
Eventually back, went in for a kiss and very tentative (fag ash) kiss returned. Said she would give me a massage, after 5 mins waiting was having none of that so offered her my dick to massage instead.
Rather mechanical blow job with vigorous hand rubbing seemed to get him up and running.
Negative No2 - was getting close so asked her how many times could I pop - just the once was the reply. Fuck me, that would be an expensive £90 so managed to get her to agree to two pops.
Now thought I would give her a bit of attention and here comes negative No3.
Off with the thigh length boots, off with the basque thingy and off with the thongs - shock and awe - ginger hairy pussy. OK me thinks, I can do this, so in I delve in pursuit of the lady bits through the horticultural tangle of ginger. At this point, for some reason, my thoughts wandered back to cutting the lawn.
Complimented on my oral technique - was a first for me but maybe not many punters manage to get through the jungle.
Back to oral, then cover on for more oral and hand job to completion - 20 minutes gone.
Agreed to a massage now which was OK, though again a bit mechanical. Then back to her blow job and vigorous hand job technique to get the old man back up.
Cover applied and on to cowgirl, lots of bouncing up and down, though wasn't really doing much for me. And she kept making a very annoying clicking thing with her mouth, almost sounded as though she was bored. On to doggy and what with the bed clanking like mad and her making that clicking noise it just wasn't working.
Back to blow job and that vigorous handjob for a welcome quick completion.
40 minutes done.
In conclusionSome good points, some bad, hence the Neutral. Maybe it should have been a Negative though she did get two pops out of me (after persuasion) and she did compliment me on my oral technique!
Generally mechanical and not a quality service provider. 30 minutes would be the maximum I would advise for any liker of ginger hairy pussies out there.
There are better Grimsby girls and the blonde at the same place looks worth a go (would that be Hennesseyhorn for anyone in the know?).
Waste of Time Score: 5.5/10 (10 being the most perfect waste of time ever).
Comments welcomed.
You know after re-reading this I've changed my mind - it's a Negative!!
