External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyShe has been reviewed before under a couple of old profiles but this is her first under the current profile. Her profile pictures look good (slim thing with dark hair) and I decided to have a go, ignoring the older reviews by seasoned punters like Ming. Unlike my previous review, I'm skipping the rating system as it's subjective. Will keep everything concise, as it's nothing to shout about. The short story is that she's pretty and petite, but her services suck, even by EE standards. I went for GFE and paid £90/45 mins. OWO was on offer but I opted for OW. No extras.
Comms: Did everything via text, since it would be a maid answering anyway. Quick responses, as you'd expect from a maid. Huns, Babes etc.
Location: Reasonably discreet. Used by an EE group that rotates WGs. Straightforward, basic amenities. No frills. No parking nearby but within easy bus ride of City Centre. Don't expect fancy toiletries, just a shower and a towel.
Looks: The one highlight. Tanned and fit. Glamour Girl looks which would tickle the fancy of the born and bred british lads here. Scouse brows. Size 6. Her body is reasonably toned in the same way a healthy youth's is.
She has platinum blonde hair now. About 5'3, all natural chest and clean shaven.
Services: Crap. Answered in a tight white dress. No stockings nor heels, little white socks. Blunt offer of a shower after I handed over the paperwork. When she reentered the room she lay on the bed far away from me, looking cold and distant. After some chatting which she responded to with the ubiquitous 'English not good', we got started.
She says no FK because of her lipstick/ botox/ some stupid reason I thought, 'ah what the heck- whatever makes her feel comfortable, who wants to kiss a girl who doesn't want to anyway'. Next she asks me if I want OWO or OW, staring daggers at me and daring me to pick the first. So I went with OWO of course. She got down to it very unenthusiastically (Just licking, no mouth over the little guy), so I offered to go for OW if she was so concerned.
She did OW and seemed more comfortable with it. No eye contact, from the side. At this point, I didn't bother and switched to the deed itself.
Note that she never removed her socks at all as it was 'cold'She's tight and doesn't use lube. Seemed to 'enjoy' herself reasonably well during sex, but doesn't get the performance aspect of it. It's like doing one of those slappers that get around, but don't actually know how to perform in bed. Did Mish, then Doggie (great view and the highlight of the punt). She tried to leave immediately after the pop (20 mins into a 45 min booking) and I damn near packed it in too. I decided to try for a 2nd (knowing full well I couldn't, but what the heck). When she came back I forced some conversation (she was shit- I was literally reading Hermann Hesse while caressing her clothed-again body, I was so bored). She came alive for a bit when we spoke about languages. She pretends to be polish and said she worked for a bit in Italy as a bar girl, so speaks Italian fluently. I aired what little polish I knew and tried pidgin Russian on her, which makes one about as well understood as a Spanish toddler speaking to a Mexican farmhand. Seemed to come alive for a bit when I taught her some Korean in return for an Italian lesson, but her smile quickly faded when I went for round 2. We had 10 minutes left, she used her fingers tentatively on the little one for 5 minutes then declared it wasn't going to work.
I gave up and went home.
Conclusion/TLDR: Accurate pics with regards to body. Wrong hair colour. Doesn't speak English and doesn't even bother trying. Doesn't dress up, bad service. She's a pretty starfish. If she wasn't so business-minded and well-versed in getting punters to leave, I'd have been concerned with trafficking because of her lacklustre service. If you're keen for a cheap go at a pretty young thing, then go for it.
