Head up her own arse

[daviebond]

Holy shit! Does she really think shes worth that much just because she been on tv?
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[billydrummer]

Crazy. At that sort of money I would probably end up always having it at the back of my mind to make sure I get my money's worth.  Hope she fills a niche for someone, coz there's no way I'd pay that

[Knight Templar]

FFS is she for real , 
I think she is going to have one very dusty phone , or she has found some really stupid punters who are easily parted from their money
 

[hardtoplease]

More to the point daviebond, look at the length of that feckin profile page  I gave up reading after the first three lines. What a total windbag 

She had zero AW feedback from 15/09/2016 to 06/05/2017 so where has she been in all those months - Mars?

Anyone who pays those prices needs their head examined 

[daviebond]

More to the point daviebond, look at the length of that feckin profile page  I gave up reading after the first three lines. What a total windbag 
I didnt bother reading after the 2nd line then just read the FAQ which in itself is a tome full of shite
She had zero AW feedback from 15/09/2016 to 06/05/2017 so where has she been in all those months - Mars?

She was probably filming her one line on tv all that time. You know, ya just gotta get it right and all that

Anyone who pays those prices needs their head examined 

[bdc82]

Steep's nae the word

[Clattypats]

There will always be some mug with more money than sense willing to pay that for HH or an hour ....Not the best LL either 

[myothernameis]

Q. Do you like water sports     A. Yes, giving only, for an extra £50

Would that be on top of the £300 1 hr in call

Q.  Can I call you for sex chat     A.  I don't not give my self away for free, if I hear you wanking over the phone will hang up

we know you don't give it away for free, its £300

[MrSteven]

I saw that TV documentary, she was nothing special and no way worth more than usual rates

[auldie63]

She must be charging by the pound . The fat cow wants to give Greggs a miss for a week or two .

[Fishface]

Q. What's your real name?   A. Mind your own business fuck tard


Sounds charming in every way 

[Matrix]

 She just looks like a fat ugly fuck to me and she's meant to be pretty vanilla too.

Check the special offers tab. It's down to £250 an hour now. However, I didn't see the "head up her own arse" option. Maybe you have to give her 24 hours notice or something.

[seeker]

Auldie and matrix have hit it right on the head ...
personally, apart from the Pie in the mush pricing 
 too fat and up her own arse for my liking

[Jamesie007]

Holy shit! Does she really think shes worth that much just because she been on tv?
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Said it before.  What the fuck do these lassies think they are on?
If she was chocolate she would eat herself.
Maybe in Londinium the mad Arabs etc can afford that kind of dosh but up here NAW.
BUT some tit will splash the cash and get a mediocre ride and not know the difference.
We should start a punting league based on scores on the doors and visits.
Three points for a positive
Two points Neutral
One point for a shite performance even a 0 but we need games played as well. Lol

Even have plays offs at the end of the season lol

[mavgoose]

As I've said before. For that money she'd need to Simoniz my car.

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30 secs in. Although it's worth watching it all....

[Magic Man]

Had a look at her profile and was going to start a feed on it, but you chaps are well ahead of me on this one.

£250 an hour, no anal, no OWO

Q. Do you do owo   A. Obviously not EWW keep your germs to yourself please

I can't imagine she'll do any kissing of any sort let alone french if that's her attitude.

Profile seems to be written by someone who is a stuck up bitch who thinks she's a princess and everyone should be privileged she's here.

Wish there was a hide/unlike list you could put profiles in on AW so you wouldn't see them again!

[MrMatrix]

Totally deluded.

[Clattypats]

They're s another one on AW..300 for 1hr..can't do the link just now..But if punters are willing to pay it...Up to them.. ...Not for me!..

[Jamesie007]

Is that not her pal Clatty?

[Clattypats]

Is that not her pal Clatty?

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[auldie63]

Wish there was a hide/unlike list you could put profiles in on AW so you wouldn't see them again!

There is, when you are on the profile, at the top click 'Add to Blacklist' and she should not show on future searches.

Could just be that these two are parking their profiles in the big G whilst they finish the course of whatever anti-biotic they are on.

[Magic Man]

Cheers auldie

Can't believe I've missed that, and it's been right there!

[Matrix]

Fucking hell! Now she says she needs a new pair of tits. If there's one thing i can't stand, it's ugly fat birds with nae tits!

P.S No offence to any ugly fat birds with nae tits. 

[CasperGomez]

I considered this an her q and a put me right off... Totally deluded. She's on direct cam now on aw.... Must be trying to make some dough whilst the phone doesn't ring.

[elihd]

Fucking hell! Now she says she needs a new pair of tits. If there's one thing i can't stand, it's ugly fat birds with nae tits!

P.S No offence to any ugly fat birds with nae tits. 

Its almost impossible if you're fat and you got not tits. Is breast not basically fat?

[Magic Man]

She's left auld reekie now Away up to the granite city.

[seeker]

The black list ,is where i put all the 
Fat burds ,Doms,Roms,massage only cammers
 and burds with their heads up thier own arse's .
And its getting rather full
 ..

[MrMatrix]

The black list ,is where i put all the 
Fat burds ,Doms,Roms,massage only cammers
 and burds with their heads up thier own arse's .
And its getting rather full
 ..

Interestingly enough so is mine Seeker.I did think about weeding them but there are so many going back years.

[seeker]

Best forgotton about; id say ..
Save my monies and effort for the Fit UK Honeys
 

[Gerry1976]

How does that work? 30 mins for £100, but an hour for £250?!

[auldie63]

There ain't many of the little darlins with a maths degree.