Busty Angel Laura - Not the girl on the profile

[xyxo]

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First time poster, long time lurker.

I went to see who I thought was Laura last Friday.

I was much later than I expected, but kept in touch via text. The person that I was dealing with was very understanding. Comms we're very good.

Got to the flat and was let in promptly. The girl that let me in was prettier then every other review had lead me to expect. This was my first reason to worry.

Paperwork sorted.

I was not given the offer of a shower, I was told to go and shower so I did! Decent shower. Lots of gels blah blah blah.

I returned to the room and received my second reason to worry when I noticed that she was wearing a pretty poor red wig. Not something I'd picked up in any reviews.

The third reason came soon after when I wasn't allowed to touch the breasts through the bra, when she took off the bra it made perfect sense why she didn't want me to touch them pre paperwork being sorted out. The breasts when revealed were far far far smaller than the women in the profile. They were the only reason she was chosen.

Of course by this point I was to horny to care, or so I thought.

However it only got worse when I was told that I was not allowed to do any of the below:

- tit fuck without a condom
- put my mouth on her nipples
- rub her pussy (not finger, just rub)

The option of oral without was not on the table (this is not a service I want anyway), and a rubber was put on without any consent from me. My dick was then wanked so furiously that I would of came had I allowed it to continue beyond the 30 seconds I endured.

A new condom was applied and from here on it was pretty mechanical, she applied some lube. I had approximately 8.5 pumps then came.

Being a breast man after cumming (so I had a clear mind) i reinspected the breasts. They were barely C cups let alone the size quoted on the site.

At this point I had to politely tell her about the false advertising, I'd literally traveled across London for breasts that turned out to be smaller than the ones I get at home.

If you read this and still plan on visiting, I'd recommend you confirm actual breast size and all the services your looking for before you make your journey.

Written on iPhone so please excuse any errors.

[Candyman]

This profile has been used as b&s before. If you read the other reviews you will see someone had a similar experience to you and there are even one or two that show her face so you would have known it wasnt her immediately. It's a shame she is doing this as if you actually got to see her you would have been very pleased I'm sure. She has back to back bookings so if you are late its unlikely she will be able to see you which is probably why you got her friend instead.

[mattmatt]

OP sorry to hear of your misfortune.

What time did you arrange to meet and what time did you arrive?

[OutForJustice80]

This is a really sad state of affairs for someone who used to be a really reliable and easy option for me. I've been to see her once in her new west london digs and I won't be going back.

[vx800]

I have seen Laura once and she was very good, all services given in the price, my second experience was similar to yours in that it was a different girl, fortunately she was also good for me and provided all services with no extra cost, what I missed when booking Laura was that she does not work after 7.00pm so if you arrived late then there was no chance of seeing her, I am hoping to see her this week but will confirm who I am seeing before making the journey.

I think your negative is justified as you were not told that it would be a different girl, if you can get to see Laura in her time frame then I think you will enjoy it, they are wonderful boobs

[xyxo]

OP sorry to hear of your misfortune.

What time did you arrange to meet and what time did you arrive?

Booked for 6.30, arrived around 8.30.

I did ask if I should still bother coming.

[xyxo]

I have seen Laura once and she was very good, all services given in the price, my second experience was similar to yours in that it was a different girl, fortunately she was also good for me and provided all services with no extra cost, what I missed when booking Laura was that she does not work after 7.00pm so if you arrived late then there was no chance of seeing her, I am hoping to see her this week but will confirm who I am seeing before making the journey.

I think your negative is justified as you were not told that it would be a different girl, if you can get to see Laura in her time frame then I think you will enjoy it, they are wonderful boobs

They look superb, I'll give it one more try!

[rockharders]

Laura doesn't work after 7pm.

If you go after that, you'll get the other girl.

[TonyBarnet]

Hi,

I've been a huge fan of Laura's and she's been my sole trader as it were for the past few years - sad I know, but I loved her tits! But the last time I visited her in February it was quite clear that she was on the way out. She was chewing gum, half effort and she confirmed that she was moving back to Poland. She has her head screwed on and has bought a couple of flats with her savings as her retirement. I don't blame her for that, and up until then her service had been outstanding. However, it's been clear from the reviews since around Christmas time that others have been using her profile, offering half her service and I hate to say it but she is clearly conniving in that as she is going back to Poland and, well, perhaps does not mind very mind as she does not need to care for any reputational loss.