Author Topic: Apple pie (again)  (Read 3898 times)


20 review(s) for Apple.Pie. (19 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Steely Dan]

Offline Nozfun85

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Right, it's been a long while since I reviewed anyone, mainly because I haven't been punting in a long while. I did see a latina girl in Norwich a few times and it was great but I had an accidental condom incident with her that put the heebies on me punting for ages.

So I'm down in London with work and my mind starts wandering and I'm whisked away to Thailand in a day dream then it reminds me of a punt I had with apple pie back in 2015, it was probably the best punt I've ever had so I tried calling her, she didn't answer and I was gutted. I looked online and checked some agency girls but they only had a really skinny girl on who was available at short notice.

Then my luck was in, Apple pie text me back and within a few mins I was booked in for an afternoon half hour session. I'd have loved an hour but apples prices have gone up and I was on a tight schedule. Apple handnt remembered we had seen each other before but once she opened the door she said "oh I've not seen you for ages like over a year maybe?" so it came back to her.

She is still an absolute stunner in terms of looks, seriously hot asain. If you like asian girls I'd say you will be hard pushed to find another as good looking as her (I know it's a personal subjective thing but that's what I think)

Quick shower and then back to the bedroom apple is wearing some sexy underwear and a small black shaul she gets to work on a fantastic BJ with some good deep throat. Before I'd have never dreamed of holding her down to the hilt of my cock as I was too "nice" (read a fucking idiot) but I did and she took it really well admittedly I'm not massive so probably not an issue for her but it felt great and looked awesome to have such a hottie chocking a bit on my member. Then on to DFK I still would rate her as the best DFK I've had lots of tounge and she moans really sexily while doing it. I then have her sit on my face for a while, she's got a very tasty pussy and she was grinding it in my face and kind of pinning my arms down at the same time which was fucking hot as hell almost a bit dominating like which I've realised is kind of a thing for me perhaps next time I should ask her for a bit of dom stuff?

Then on with the cover and her on top cowboy with lots of kissing and tit sucking. I bust a nut and that was that. We then lay on the bed for a while chatting and her stroking my dick, I wasn't getting a 2nd in a half hour but it was nice none the less.

Sounds weak but I enjoy chatting to her as she is funny and intelligent and fit as fuck so it's nice to lay there with a hot little asain naked on the bed. She def didn't clock watch and I probably ended up staying well over the half hour as I then showered and we chatted more before I left.

I read a few neutral/negative reviews of her recently but I'd say she still offers a fucking great service but it's probably a bit pricey if anything. However with how little I punt now at least I know what I'll get with apple pie. I'd say her service was top notch in my opinion and I would definitely book again.

I'm always up for finding other good asian girls but they need to not be super skinny and DFK is a big must for me which Thai girls often don't like.
« Last Edit: May 08, 2017, 11:36:15 pm by Nozfun85 »

Offline Bassman

How much did you pay? Half hour isn't mentioned on her AW page.

Offline Nozfun85

Now is when you'll call me an idiot £100 for half hour. She doesn't advertise half hour but I confirmed on the text which is when she said as I've not seen you before we can do half an hour, hence my comment on her then remembering me when I turned up.

I know  £100 is a lot for half an hour but like I said before I don't so this any where near as much as I used to so I prefer to spend more on it when I do and know that I'm getting something I like. Also tbh £100 doesn't mean that much to me for a fucking great time ;)

Offline Bassman

Now is when you'll call me an idiot £100 for half hour. She doesn't advertise half hour but I confirmed on the text which is when she said as I've not seen you before we can do half an hour, hence my comment on her then remembering me when I turned up.

I know  £100 is a lot for half an hour but like I said before I don't so this any where near as much as I used to so I prefer to spend more on it when I do and know that I'm getting something I like. Also tbh £100 doesn't mean that much to me for a fucking great time ;)

In honesty I'd probably pay it for 30mins. Would need to be something at the top end of my scale though. She's up there but after she messed me about I can't be bothered.

Offline Nozfun85

How did she mess you about? She's definitely in the top 2 punts I've ever had. She is undoubtedly the best looking girl Iver probably ever shagged. I also just generally get on with her I think she's funny as fuck which probably helps.

Sorry to hear she mucked you around and I can understand why you'd be put off by it. The time before I saw her when she was  £150 for he hour was without doubt the best VFM I've had in this country.

Offline Bassman

How did she mess you about? She's definitely in the top 2 punts I've ever had. She is undoubtedly the best looking girl Iver probably ever shagged. I also just generally get on with her I think she's funny as fuck which probably helps.

Sorry to hear she mucked you around and I can understand why you'd be put off by it. The time before I saw her when she was  £150 for he hour was without doubt the best VFM I've had in this country.


Arranged a booking with her for an hour at £150. I think the day before the punt she raised her prices to £200. Since I didn't book through AW I wondered what this meant for me. She said it was now £200 and I'd have to pay. Thought that was cheeky considering I booked originally for £150. So I cancelled. I feel like she should've honoured the pre existing booking and price.  Should've just turned up with £150 in my pocket and claim I didn't know.

I find her very attractive too and most Thais like you say are stick thin, which doesn't do it for me. Hence why most of the time I was in Thailand I fucked a curvy Arab that looked a bit like Kim k lol.

Offline Nozfun85

Shit that's annoying and tbh I'm surprised I would have put her down as one who would have stuck to the original price. Like you say, you should have just rocked up with 150 ;)

She is fit as fuck, I've shagged no end of Thai girls, all shapes and sizes and had some great fucks with really skinny ones but my preference is definitely a more curvy girl. Apple is in my opinion the perfect shape you don't often find an ass like that on a Thai lady and she's got a very cute face and amazing lips.

Haha as if you ended up shagging an Arab girl whilst in Thailand!

Offline BillGoldberg

Nice review Nozfun

She used to be incredible servicewise, lookswise she never stopped being gorgeous, but her service seemed to go seriously off the boil for a while

From the sounds of your review perhaps her service levels are back to where they were again which would be a huge plus

Agree with everything you say about her physically, she's just walking sex if youre an AsianFancier who's also into bigtitsroundasses

I'd have to wait for more very positive reports to come in before booking her again myself but encouraging to hear you had a top notch punt  :hi:

Offline Nozfun85

Cheers Bill

Tbh she was as good as the first time and I wish I'd had the time to stay for an hour. She'd also been cooking some delicious Thai food which smelt fucking great.

You know full well how stunning she is definitely the fittest asian I've met in the UK (don't tell my wife haha)

Can I ask what in particular you found had gone down hill with her?

Offline Maverick1808

Nice review OP. :thumbsup:

I've been considering her for absolutely ages but have never got round to it. The price hike is a bit of a bummer but it's still within range so i'll be arranging something fairly soon i would think!

Offline BillGoldberg

Cheers Bill

Tbh she was as good as the first time and I wish I'd had the time to stay for an hour. She'd also been cooking some delicious Thai food which smelt fucking great.

You know full well how stunning she is definitely the fittest asian I've met in the UK (don't tell my wife haha)

Can I ask what in particular you found had gone down hill with her?

The first punt I had with her, she got so wet that it felt as if we were skin on skin bareback fucking (we werent)
She was literally like a soaked sponge
And she was very 'present' and engaged throughout, if you know what I mean

The last time I saw her she was distracted and sort of 'not there', lacking energy and to an extent, but not obviously, going through the motions somewhat

The first punt was incredible, the last one merely ok

It doesnt matter how drop dead gorgeous a girl is, which she is in my opinion, if the service isn't great then her looks are largely irrelevant
« Last Edit: May 09, 2017, 10:18:14 am by BillGoldberg »

Offline Nozfun85

Nice review OP. :thumbsup:

I've been considering her for absolutely ages but have never got round to it. The price hike is a bit of a bummer but it's still within range so i'll be arranging something fairly soon i would think!

Cheers maverick, if you fancy splashing out then I'd recommend, hopefully you'll catch her on a good day like I did or fingers crossed for everyone she may be back on form. Do report back on how you found her.

Offline Nozfun85

The first punt I had with her, she got so wet that it felt as if we were skin on skin bareback fucking (we werent)
She was literally like a soaked sponge
And she was very 'present' and engaged throughout, if you know what I mean

The last time I saw her she was distracted and sort of 'not there', lacking energy and to an extent, but not obviously, going through the motions somewhat

The first punt was incredible, the last one merely ok

It doesnt matter how drop dead gorgeous a girl is, which she is in my opinion, if the service isn't great then her looks are largely irrelevant

Agreed, no point  in spending loads of cash on something if it's not enjoyable. She was definitely engaged when I saw her and was that great cheeky Thai girl style of funny cheeky and  playful and hot as fuck haha.

She got soaking wet after sitting on my face for a while and it's quite a site looking up at her while she's pinning you down and grinding her snatch on your face haha. The sex after that was awesome so she was definitely on form when I saw her.

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Now is when you'll call me an idiot £100 for half hour. She doesn't advertise half hour but I confirmed on the text which is when she said as I've not seen you before we can do half an hour, hence my comment on her then remembering me when I turned up.

You're hardly an idiot - you managed to get half an hour when she doesn't advertise it. Escorts who don't advertise it don't usually offer it and guys often don't bother to ask.

So well done.  :thumbsup:

I'm not ever going to pay anyway near £200 for one girl for one hour - silly money IMO. But I'm tempted to do a very rare foray to £100hh because she seems hot and provides a good service.

Offline Nozfun85

You're hardly an idiot - you managed to get half an hour when she doesn't advertise it. Escorts who don't advertise it don't usually offer it and guys often don't bother to ask.

So well done.  :thumbsup:

I'm not ever going to pay anyway near £200 for one girl for one hour - silly money IMO. But I'm tempted to do a very rare foray to £100hh because she seems hot and provides a good service.

Thanks cunning punt. I agree it's difficult to get something an escort doesn't advertise but it's always worth asking haha.

£200 Is a heck of a lot of money for an hour and I'd only ever want to spend it on someone I knew was going to be top notch and they'd have to be a real stunner. She ticks both those boxes for me but that's just a personal preference.