Author Topic: Katherine Kelly of Hempstead, Kent  (Read 4935 times)


3 review(s) for KatherineKelly (3 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Steely Dan]

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I've seen Katherine a few times and she has been amazing everytime.

Comms, I emailed her the first time and responses were quick. I was able to text her everytime since after the first meet.

Description, absolutely spot on. An absolutely perfect body much younger than her years, enhanced chest, but still amazing.

Punt, Cannot fault her at all, plenty of FK and OWO. Absolutely loved the close body contact and by the time we came to fucking I didn't last long! (no bad thing!)

Overall, a fantastic punt and highly recommeded! In fact I have seen her many, many times!

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I've seen Katherine a few times and she has been amazing everytime.
Comms, I emailed her the first time and responses were quick. I was able to text her everytime since after the first meet.
Description, absolutely spot on. An absolutely perfect body much younger than her years, enhanced chest, but still amazing.
Punt, Cannot fault her at all, plenty of FK and OWO. Absolutely loved the close body contact and by the time we came to fucking I didn't last long! (no bad thing!)
Overall, a fantastic punt and highly recommeded! In fact I have seen her many, many times!

Congratulations on getting this fluffy review put up, you very well might be a genuine punter but from reading it sounds like your the WG (Hello Katherine!!) or were asked to put the review up by the WG in question.

Like that bit in the Matrix movie, when Agent Smith is explaining to Morpheus that the first versions of the Matrix were perfect but humans rejected them - Geddit  ;)

If I'm wrong, time will tell - Thanks for the review anyway but IMO it's so touty you've ACTUALLY PUT ME OFF entertaining a visit.

No offense  :hi:

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I can honestly assure you that I am not her! Sorry if my review is a bit short, but seeing as I am quite new to posting here I wasn't quite sure what's what. I will add some more info at some point. If you do or don't see her it's up to you, all I know is that I have enjoyed my time with her.

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Fair enough - welcome to UKP - your contributions will define your credibility is my only advice.

(Not that you asked for it)  :hi:


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I was interested in seeing her a few months back but some of her pictures are fake and clearly do not belong to her.

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I was interested in seeing her a few months back but some of her pictures are fake and clearly do not belong to her.

Ok, easy enough for you to say this, care to elaborate ? So far we have a fluffy review & now ambiguous accusations ???!!  :unknown:

 

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Congratulations on getting this fluffy review put up, you very well might be a genuine punter but from reading it sounds like your the WG (Hello Katherine!!) or were asked to put the review up by the WG in question.

Like that bit in the Matrix movie, when Agent Smith is explaining to Morpheus that the first versions of the Matrix were perfect but humans rejected them - Geddit  ;)

If I'm wrong, time will tell - Thanks for the review anyway but IMO it's so touty you've ACTUALLY PUT ME OFF entertaining a visit.

No offense  :hi:

Yeah I agree. And he said at first he had "seen Katherine a few times" and then toward the end of the review it became "In fact I have seen her many, many times!"  :unknown:

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Yeah I agree. And he said at first he had "seen Katherine a few times" and then toward the end of the review it became "In fact I have seen her many, many times!"  :unknown:

According to her AW feedback, he's seen her once as a confirmed booking - I'd say OP is a deluded fantasist - I might be wrong - so again time will tell  :unknown:


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According to her AW feedback, he's seen her once as a confirmed booking - I'd say OP is a deluded fantasist - I might be wrong - so again time will tell  :unknown:

Blimey, that's a bit harsh! I not quite sure just because I didn't do a great review I should get slaughtered! I have only left one feedback for her on AW, as per my other thread, I was struggling with the feedback system. Sorry if this is an issue!  When I have time later I will amend my review with more details. My bookings with Katherine are now just done by texts, so much easier than going through AW backwards and forwards.

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Ok, easy enough for you to say this, care to elaborate ? So far we have a fluffy review & now ambiguous accusations ???!!  :unknown:

GRIS the first image in her gallery. Hits on some US model/celebrity.

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yes this picture of misa campo is totally different to the one in her gallery...it has a face!


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Blimey, that's a bit harsh! I not quite sure just because I didn't do a great review I should get slaughtered! I have only left one feedback for her on AW, as per my other thread, I was struggling with the feedback system. Sorry if this is an issue!  When I have time later I will amend my review with more details. My bookings with Katherine are now just done by texts, so much easier than going through AW backwards and forwards.

No problem, I too have seen a WG without placing a booking through AW - I don't think Viva Street even has a comprehensive booking system like AW does it ? Sorry if I've offended your delicate sensibilities (I'm not - thats sarcasm) but grow a pair & man up. Also if you'd care to read what forum member JohnBL & forum member Steely Dan have uncovered & posted about your favourite prostitute you'll , I'm sure, have to admit - her credibility has just taken a colossal broadside. Some of her profile is FAKE! Feel free to let us know any opinions dear boy  :hi:

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GRIS the first image in her gallery. Hits on some US model/celebrity.

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  yes this picture of misa campo is totally different to the one in her gallery...it has a face!


Thanks for the info guys, learn something new every day ! It's not my jurisdiction but something stinks here - like potential deceit  :unknown:



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And is the dress blue and black, or white and gold?
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In case her gallery changes....

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And is the dress blue and black, or white and gold?

Quality!!  :lol:  :lol:

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No problem, I too have seen a WG without placing a booking through AW - I don't think Viva Street even has a comprehensive booking system like AW does it ? Sorry if I've offended your delicate sensibilities (I'm not - thats sarcasm) but grow a pair & man up. Also if you'd care to read what forum member JohnBL & forum member Steely Dan have uncovered & posted about your favourite prostitute you'll , I'm sure, have to admit - her credibility has just taken a colossal broadside. Some of her profile is FAKE! Feel free to let us know any opinions dear boy  :hi:

Well you do obviously   :sarcastic:

Don't worry, I'm fine! I've just checked and my pair are most definately still there! The picture element doesn't surprise me, as I know it goes on everywhere on Adultwork. I'm yet to met a girl from AW that is totally true to her profile, be it age/size etc.

I did get the hump a little at the 'deluded fantasist' jibe if I am honest. My feedback on AW shows that I have actually met these girls, rather than making it up as the 'fantasist' would suggest, that's all, but I will survive.

And for the record, Katherine is a great lady, with far more going on that people would ever have guessed. I certainly wouldn't have until I found out by accident. Before anyone flames me again, that is not mean't to be bigging her up either!

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I'm yet to met a girl from AW that is totally true to her profile, be it age/size etc.
Poor you.

Actually, very many escorts are quite honest.  I have met many. Ok I would guess that a fair few (though not all) take off a few years and a dress size or two.  Anyway, 'they all do it' is no excuse.

But using a known model's picture and pretending it is her is a different level of dishonesty.  It is bold-faced lying.  Did the girl you fucked have that noticeable tattoo on her right wrist?  I think not. The thing is, this level of lying is unnecessary.  Just have fewer pictures.  Guys will fuck almost anything.  But baiting us with Misa Campo , and switching to KK has a special name on this site.  Bait and Switch.  And the consensus is that it earns a red.  Since it is 100% against the ethos of this site.  It is bad for punters.  And bad for the many Escorts who are honest.

(If she does have the tattoo, please tell us, as I fancy shagging the real Misa)

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Poor you.

Actually, very many escorts are quite honest.  I have met many. Ok I would guess that a fair few (though not all) take off a few years and a dress size or two.  Anyway, 'they all do it' is no excuse.

But using a known model's picture and pretending it is her is a different level of dishonesty.  It is bold-faced lying.  Did the girl you fucked have that noticeable tattoo on her right wrist?  I think not. The thing is, this level of lying is unnecessary.  Just have fewer pictures.  Guys will fuck almost anything.  But baiting us with Misa Campo , and switching to KK has a special name on this site.  Bait and Switch.  And the consensus is that it earns a red.  Since it is 100% against the ethos of this site.  It is bad for punters.  And bad for the many Escorts who are honest.

(If she does have the tattoo, please tell us, as I fancy shagging the real Misa)

I probably should have added that I have not been disappointed with any of my punts either tbh, just a little surprised. Although I am no kid, I am a little 'green' to this punting malarky - takes a bit of getting used to I guess!

Fair comment about the pics though. I've not looked at it from the point of 'bait and switch' as they do genuinely look like her! Although that is no excuse for it at all and I am not defending it in the slightest before anyone picks up on it. Bit, I'll have a look for the tattoo next time I see her!

In future, I think I'll plan my 'reviews' and posts a bit better, as the responses I've had have been a bit arsey, but I won't be crying into my cornflakes over it.

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In future, I think I'll plan my 'reviews' and posts a bit better, as the responses I've had have been a bit arsey, but I won't be crying into my cornflakes over it.

Good.  Glad you are thinking about the future.  We want more reviews.   But helpful ones, not AW BS.

How? Just be factual.  Describe neutrally, don't sell. Remove the words 'amazing' 'absolutely' 'perfect' and all the comments about you and what is left?

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I've seen Katherine.
Responses were quick.
A body with enhanced chest.  (pictures were not her she is a liar but I don't mind that)
Had FK and OWO. We had fucking
Overall, a punt.

Opinions are still OK. 'I found her attractive' is factual.  'She is amazing' is not helpful.  She looks exactly like her pictures is bullshit when they are not her.

We hope you do more reviews.  There are 2 or 3 'before and after' examples on the guide to review writing which might help.
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I probably should have added that I have not been disappointed with any of my punts either tbh, just a little surprised. Although I am no kid, I am a little 'green' to this punting malarky - takes a bit of getting used to I guess!

Fair comment about the pics though. I've not looked at it from the point of 'bait and switch' as they do genuinely look like her! Although that is no excuse for it at all and I am not defending it in the slightest before anyone picks up on it. Bit, I'll have a look for the tattoo next time I see her!

In future, I think I'll plan my 'reviews' and posts a bit better, as the responses I've had have been a bit arsey, but I won't be crying into my cornflakes over it.

You have to look for the positives here, whether you feel you've been the victim of "arsey comments" from members here is irrelevant & a little immature. You posted an overly fluffy review & were called out over it, I don't dispute you didn't have a great time and/or really like the WG in question - fair enough. Long story short your favourite prostitute has been falsely advertising herself with stolen pictures of other women - totally unacceptable - a fact you yourself have acknowledged.

I actually respect you for that (not that my opinion matters lol) so if you do continue to share your punting experiences here I would welcome your contributions - but don't be surprised if you get further accusations of being a "deluded fantasist"  ;)  though if other members here question what you've posted, it's no big deal - it's an open forum  :unknown:

I think Steely Dan has graciously given some good advice mate, happy punting  :hi: 



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You have to look for the positives here, whether you feel you've been the victim of "arsey comments" from members here is irrelevant & a little immature. You posted an overly fluffy review & were called out over it, I don't dispute you didn't have a great time and/or really like the WG in question - fair enough. Long story short your favourite prostitute has been falsely advertising herself with stolen pictures of other women - totally unacceptable - a fact you yourself have acknowledged.

I actually respect you for that (not that my opinion matters lol) so if you do continue to share your punting experiences here I would welcome your contributions - but don't be surprised if you get further accusations of being a "deluded fantasist"  ;)  though if other members here question what you've posted, it's no big deal - it's an open forum  :unknown:

I think Steely Dan has graciously given some good advice mate, happy punting  :hi:

Thanks, I do appreciate you guys opinions, I trying not to be overly defensive, I have been around forums of different topics for years, so I should expect the newbie to get called out!!!

All I want to do is talk and get help and advice from like minded people. I have already learnt a lot regarding this picture issue, it's a real eye opener!

How would I modify my review as I can't easily see an option for that. I honestly am not a troll etc and hopefully I can show that

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Reviews (and all posts) are locked about 15minutes after posting.  reviews are never removed.

You can add more comments below. as you have done.  But I suggest you leave this one, and make the next 10 even better!