External Link/Members OnlyThis was a midweeker, not many punters so not many girls.
Think it was 7 punters plus 3 girls and the pole dancer who also will fuck.
The party didn't particularly get started with 1 girl late and the owner sat next to me chuntering on to me about his plans to do an extension and what not.
The only girl getting into it from the off by sucking guys off was Hannah. A slim, mid 20's nerdy Scots girl who I found very horny and appealing with her self deprecating style of chit chat and her eagerness to please. (The other girls clearly have a problem with her).
The other 3 - were milfy parlour bruisers IMO. The late girl (who yabbered on endlessly to me about car probs and sons birthday issues slagging the quality of the other girls off)
I started with the late girl and after I got her to shut up, spread her legs for some oral and got into it. On with Ye olde Johnny bag and I was pumping away but couldn't be arsed, wasn't into her or her self regarding chavvy manner.
Had a lap dance from the ye olde lapadancer. Who has a nice arse but not happening for me.
Went looking for Hannah, in fact any girl as there was a lot of hide and seek in the changing areas. And I had to ask the owner where the fuck these girls were on more than one occasion.
A geezer left after an hour so that tells a story.
I did have quite a nice time getting sucked off by Hannah while she was bouncing on a guys cock.
And then had her rim me as I stood while being sucked off by the short, curvy brunette milf who spent most time supping the fizzy wine.
I had a nose around the dungeon too which was ok accompanied by the late girl I saw and then left her to fuck a guy in there as she just got on my nerves.
Ate a few crisps, wanked myself over Hannah while kissing her then left.
Think this pissed another guy off as he wanted a clear run at her.
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Wasn't into it. Perhaps I should have put more into it but i wasn't there to piss around playing hunt the prossie. And only fancied one of the girls anyway.
Not my type physically as she was so slim but her geeky, studenty demeanour turned me on and would be back to see her but their pricing puts me off.
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I'll try another party at some point probably.
Doubt it will be Unit Shite.
You can see it pained me to write this, so have scrimped on details.
I know many here have had a good time and there have been some cracking reads in those reviews but this was just not great in spite of being only 110 notes for 3 hours.