Author Topic: Blond Lia ~ Birmingham B5  (Read 3430 times)


13 review(s) for Blond Lia (11 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Kendrig]

Offline bearcat69

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A couple of phone calls early on a Saturday morning, and a text, both not responded too. Called about an hour and a half later and got an answer. Very pleasant phone manner, sounded nicely clear and sexy. Agreed time for an hour and half after the call for a midday meet. Text with time and postcode received straight after the call to confirm the booking was on. On arrival text sent by me 5 minutes before the time, response a few minutes later with flat number.

Location
The very well known block of flats near to Moor Street Station that these Czech girls operate out of. Convenient, easy to find and anonymous enough kind of place to visit. :thumbsup: Annoying keypad that does my head in trying to operate :dash:, although somebody leaving held the door open for me.

Venue
Now here's the thing, I've been to this venue before to see Sandy.Hot. I've read quite a few reports of other punters seeing either Lia, Sandy, Alex or Amanda and talking about a small bedroom, which was much to my confusion as I remember a big(ish) bedroom when I met Sandy. Well this bedroom was quite small, so I'm thinking it's a different apartment, maybe?! I'm not sure, maybe memory is playing tricks on me here. It's a similar layout though to what I remember and I think on the same floor. The bedroom is fit for purpose, decent enough bed, well stocked bathroom, good shower that works properly, decent enough clean towel provided, bit of a small towel though. The flat was generally clean and tidy, not quite spotless, but good enough for me. It was a midday punt so she left the lights off with just the sunlight coming in through the window, gave the punt a nice atmosphere. She had some inoffensive pop music playing on her phone.

Looks
She is a damn fine looking lady. A comparison was made to the pornstar Madison Ivy in a previous review. Yes, I would agree with that, there is quite a resemblance there.

A firm but soft and moderately curvy figure. A bit of an hour-glass figure going on. She has really nice full and feminine hips and thighs, and a perky full peachy bum. Size 10 I would say she is, and about 5'6". Hard to guess her age precisely, but I would say about 32-35 years old. She's not a perfectly slim and toned girl, there is an ever so slight bit of a belly and a bit of extra weight around her thighs. Her tits are very nice, says 34B on her profile, not going to dispute that because I'm shit at bra sizes, but they are very nice, perky, firm and full, with nice big responsive nipples and areola. She has really nice clear, silky soft tanned skin. Nice pins too. There is a scar on her thigh, mentioned in previous reviews so expected. It's noticeable and maybe moderately off putting in some ways. Nothing terrible or anything, but my hands do tend to wonder around that part of a woman's body when getting intimate, so I did touch it a bit, made me feel slightly awkward and did slightly momentarily interrupt the fantasy, but like I say it's nothing terrible and doesn't really detract from her overall. Nice neat and tidy pussy, clean and smooth with a V-shaped landing strip, reasonably tight.

Face wise, a very sexy looking hot blonde Czech girl. Well maintained straight bleached blonde hair, reasonably long, very clean and smelled very nice, dark roots slightly showing. Nice sexy medium brown eyes. A thin, quite long nose, nice enough. Medium fullness lips, nicely soft and clean. A well defined but feminine jawline. Moderately defined cheekbones. Good clear skin, didn't notice any acne or obvious blemishes. She was wearing quite a bit of makeup, it suited her though and I appreciated the obvious effort she'd gone to to look nice.

Outfit & Pictures
She was wearing a red skirt, red lacy bra and knickers, and red high heels. It's the same dress you can see in this picture:

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I think her pictures are reasonably representative of her. They are more than likely a few years old and maybe a little bit flattering, but it's certainly the girl in the pictures who you will meet.

Personality, Attitude, Hygiene
A very sweet, polite and sensual girl. Very pleasant relaxing company. Her English is decent, she didn't quite understand some words I said and she didn't quite have the words to explain some things, but she can hold a good conversation and she's quite talkative once you get her talking, but she knows where to draw the line and doesn't go too personal. We talked about food (she likes fish :)), travel, books, movies, sport (she played volleyball and netball as a teenager apparently), work and other such stuff.

She's very clean and smelled very nice. Maybe a bit overly concerned with hygiene though. She wiped her pussy with a wet wipe after I gave her RO, which I've never seen a WG do before, I thought it a bit odd and unnecessary. She also gave my penis a little wipe at the start of the OWO, which was after I had come out of her shower, so that seemed a bit unnecessary too. The dress was back on as I was leaving, so probably no shower before seeing the next guy, so I guess that was what all the cleaning herself was for. :unknown: Like I say though, she looked, smelled and tasted very clean, so I'm not really complaining.

The Service
I walked up to the door and lightly knocked it. Lia opened the door with her head peaking around, but her body hidden behind it. I got inside, we shook hands and said hello to each other. I moved to try to kiss her, but she smiled and dodged me. She was a bit standoffish at first, talking in a whispered tone and telling me to take my shoes off, which I did. We got into the bedroom, she gave me air kisses on the either side of my face and then we confirmed services and time, and I paid her. She offered me a shower which I accepted. I stood in front of her and stripped off with her watching me :D then went off to take my shower.

Came back into bedroom. She suggested we start with a massage. An oily slow message of my back, shoulders and legs. A few cheeky touches of my ass and reaching under a bit to touch my balls and dick. An alright massage but nothing special, relaxing and sufficient to get me hard and ready to fuck though. Few minutes of this and I turned over. She kinda got besides me, laying by the side of me and encouraged me to put my arm around her and hold her. A nice intimate bit of snuggling and titty play, with light french kissing and her lightly wanking my cock started and went on for a few minutes. Her kissing is OK, enjoyable, sensual. She's mostly a lip kisser, but she opened her mouth a bit and let me put my tongue inside her and gave me a few soft flicks of her tongue in return. She kissed me on my neck and body too and let me kiss her on her cheeks, neck and body. This was as expected by me though from reading previous reviews, so whilst it would be nice to have had full DFK with her, I was fine with what I got. There was a lot of it, and she was very sensual and pleasant to kiss and be kissed by.

She got to sucking by dick. A good BJ, slow, sensual and mostly enthusiastic. Paying attention to my my balls as well as the shaft, with hand, tongue and mouth. The depth and pace varied, sometimes teasing the tip whilst using her hands, other times taking it quite hard and deep without using her hands. Some OK eye contact from her at points, but there was a lot of just looking at my penis and covering her face with the hair a bit. There was some titty teasing and some rubbing her pussy during the BJ, as well as some light spanking and grouping/stroking. It was a pleasant bit of sensual oral giving from her but not the most amazing BJ ever. She was good at rubbing her body over me though, and that was very nice, there was some really nice intimate leg locking and feet rubbing together.

So, after about ten minutes she asks me if I'm ready. Ready for what I responded (sex obviously I knew is what she meant :sarcastic:). I asked her if I could eat her pussy first. Spent about 5 minutes tucking into her nice pussy. She was nice and fresh and responded as if she was climaxing. I'm pretty sure she was faking it, but not a bad performance from her, not over the top or off putting. I appreciated the flattery. She didn't exactly limit me, but I mostly stayed to her clit area, with a few slips of my tongue into her pussy hole. It was tricky to get my tongue fully inside her hole and it was not getting anywhere near her asshole, not unless I had chosen to hold her legs back and try like that. Didn't bother with that and am not sure how she would react to that. It was a good bit of RO though, enjoyable. 

After the RO, she wiped down her pussy, carefully rolled the condom onto me and put a little dab of lube onto her pussy. We started in missionary. It started slow and gradually built up with plenty of kissing and titty play, and it built up to the point were I could feel my balls slapping into her arse. She's really nice to fuck, making lots of nice horny sounds and giving as good as she gets. She got on top of me for some cowgirl. She allowed me to have my legs wide apart and lock her legs into mine, very few WGs will let me do this, and it's absolutely my favourite way to fuck as I can control the pace and get into her properly. She rode me good and proper for a nice period of time, letting me squeeze and slap her tits and arse, then I pulled her down, held her tight, fucked upwards into her and we had what felt like a very nice mutual climax. She didn't jump off straight away, we stayed holding each other for a few minutes like that, her smiling at me and kissing me, before she eventually got off me and helped me to clean up the condom. Look at my watch, I'm 25 minutes into my hour with her.

Then she laid next to me on her belly, showing off her ass with her legs bent up in the air. I kissed her lots, stroked her ass and we chatted about various things. I had to ask her about four times to get me a glass of water. She did eventually understand and get me one, it was one that had clearly come out of a tap and was a bit lukewarm, but the glass was clean and it was drinkable.

Another massage to get things going again. Then I rolled over for more OWO. Then she put another condom on me and gave me a highly enjoyable riding in RCG. Then I fucked her for a good 10 or so minutes in doggy. I'm not usually a big fan of doggy, but this was very good doggy, it started slowly but built up into a proper nice pounding, with me lightly holding her down and making sure she kept that ass up in the air. She took it like a champ and sounded very excited, kindly encouraging me to reach a second pop for her and reaching under to tickle my balls. Then I pulled out of her and laid down, she took the condom of and after about 10 minutes of OWO and wanking me off into her mouth with lots of encouragement to cum, I managed to reach a second little climax, into her mouth this time.

She cleaned up me and herself, and offered me another shower. Didn't take it as I was so well and truly fucked and was not even sure if I'd be able to stand up in the shower. So took a few minutes to catch my breath and then got up and got dressed. Lots more kissing, chatting and hugging, with lots of thank yous from her, and I left with a final kiss and grope at the door. Off I stumbled to McDonalds for a well earned Big Mac Meal.

Positives: Very attractive girl, sensual OWO, squeezed two pops out of me, cumming in her mouth, good enthusiastic sex in lots of positions, no penetration limiting, nice girl with a pleasant personality and attitude, enjoyable RO, nice pussy which is tight enough, good ass and titties, good coms, high VFM, sensual FK, clean hygienic and smelled very nice.
Neutrals: You pay for an hour and you get an hour but don't expect overrunning of time and showers are part of the time it would seem, not full DFK (but expected), slightly awkward and standoffish at the start of the hour, slightly off putting scar, use of lube.
Negatives: Wiping my dick before the OWO, wiping her pussy after I gave her RO, the glass of tap water, not sure if she showered for the next punter, that fucking annoying keypad.

Summary of Services: FK, OWO, RO, Protected Sex (in Mish, CG, RCG & Doggy), 2 oily massages, very light spanking, HJ, CIM.
Price: £80 1 hour incall.
Timing: In the flat at 2 minutes to the start of the hour. Out the shower at 5 minutes past the start of the hour. Finished with the sex at 10 minutes to the end of the hour hour. Out of the flat at 5 minutes to end of the hour. Out the building at 2 minutes to the end of the hour.
Would I recommend?: Yes, if she sounds like your sort of thing.
Would I return?: Yes, I definitely would.

So overall a very good punt. Highly enjoyable, easy to arrange and high VFM with a fit Czech bird. She's very good at the actual sex bit and is pleasant sensual company. OWO could be a bit better in some ways and it's a slight shame the kissing isn't full DFK. But really these are only minor criticisms of what was a hugely enjoyable punt that left me horny with my balls drained and my dick still tingling in excitement.

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Great revue sir . And @£80.00 for the hour good VFM

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Thanks for the review bearcat  :hi:

I've seen Lia a couple of times in duo's with Amanda.29 and really enjoyed the experiences, I should get around to seeing her 1 on 1.

It is the same flat as used by Sandy and Alex, there is the main larger room along with the smaller room that has got the bed.

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Thanks for the review bearcat  :hi:

I've seen Lia a couple of times in duo's with Amanda.29 and really enjoyed the experiences, I should get around to seeing her 1 on 1.

It is the same flat as used by Sandy and Alex, there is the main larger room along with the smaller room that has got the bed.

Hey Juan :hi:

Yeah it likely is the same flat. It's weird how memory can play tricks on you like that. If you read my review of Sandy you can see I mentioned a large bedroom. I guess the same place can feel different on separate occasions.

Yeah, I need to try the duos they offer. I guess it would be a way for me to try Alex and Amanda as I'm not hugely fussed about meeting them individually. Shame Lia and Sandy don't duo together.. That would be something I would be VERY interested in. :D

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I need to try the duos they offer. I guess it would be a way for me to try Alex and Amanda as I'm not hugely fussed about meeting them individually. Shame Lia and Sandy don't duo together.. That would be something I would be VERY interested in. :D

As you say, unlikely to be able to do a duo with Alex and Amanda as it's usually Lia/Amanda and Sandy/Alex

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As you say, unlikely to be able to do a duo with Alex and Amanda as it's usually Lia/Amanda and Sandy/Alex

Yeah that's what I meant. As in it would be good to see Alex with Sandy, as I've already met Sandy and know I will enjoy her, and the same thing with the Lia/Amanda duo.

That is the only thing that stops me from going for their duos though, as I'd likely just be interested more in one particular girl. That and that they don't really perform on each other. The VFM on the duos though, can't argue with it.
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Offline PepeMAGA

would like to see Lia, but the possibility of her not showering between clients puts me off.how early in the day did you see her, do you think you were the first of the day?

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£80 for an hour good value. Sounds like you had a great time. Maybe she just put the dress back on to indicate the booking was over?

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would like to see Lia, but the possibility of her not showering between clients puts me off.how early in the day did you see her, do you think you were the first of the day?

I saw her midday. Judging from when she answered the call I would say she probably starts at about 11am, so I was likely the first or second punter of the day for her I would guess.

Whilst she might (and it's only a guess) not have showered between clients, what I will say is that she was one of the most clean looking and nice smelling WGs I've met. So it's one of those things you're going have to make your own judgement call on.

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I saw her midday. Judging from when she answered the call I would say she probably starts at about 11am, so I was likely the first or second punter of the day for her I would guess.

Whilst she might (and it's only a guess) not have showered between clients, what I will say is that she was one of the most clean looking and nice smelling WGs I've met. So it's one of those things you're going have to make your own judgement call on.
cheers, could do with spraying her with some smart water then having a the next guy run a black light over her.

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Offline bbois77

Great review, but surely 1/3 of wordage :manhater: would have done! :hi: