Author Topic: Helena - Heavens Above Massage - Lincoln  (Read 4796 times)

Blyton90

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Helena

This is my first review and my first ever punt so I don't have much frame of reference but I'm far from a virgin so I know all the ins and outs so to speak.

I've been looking for a massage place with happy ending for some time and was recommended this one by several users on here.

I arrived in the centre of lincoln and found parking no problem. There are several places to park within a few minutes walk of the place. There is parking right outside but I'd recommend parking a little further out as there are only spaces for a few cars at most and I was told not always free.

The location is very central to lincoln city centre but access is off the main city and quite discrete. You go up a flight of stairs to the entrance. 

By this point I was extremely nervous and my heart was racing. I rang the bell and was greeted by Zoe. She was very relaxed and nice and chatty. The place is clean and tidy and I was offered a drink.

I had booked a VIP massage for £90 which included a bubble bath, massage with touching (how far depends on the girl) and shower afterwards.  Their prices start from about £50 if I remember correctly. However I was told that their bubble bath wasn't available as they had an issue with hot water. I was still offered the hour without a bubble bath for £80 which I took.

I was told The guy before me arrived late so my appointment time was also late but this gave me more time to relax.

I was eventually met by Helena. An attractive Eastern European girl who on the website says 26.  She led me to the room. She was very welcoming and easy to talk to. She asked me to strip and offered me a shower and within a few minutes I was back in the room. I laid on the futon on my front and she got to work.

All I can say is wow. She gives an incredibly intimate, relaxing massage and I was rock hard in no time. After lots of body to body and me also touching her firm body and very firm breasts with amazing nipples she teased more and more. Up and down my body with her hands and her body. She allowed me to touch her pussy and she seemed to enjoy it. She did say no fingering as "it wasn't good". I didn't question what she meant by that but later she mentioned being sensitive to the oil. She gave me several teasing kisses on my cheek and ears and after what felt like 25-30 mins or so it was time to turn over.

She continued the massage on my chest and also used her breasts and pussy to massage me. Sliding up and down my body. Her teasing ways were perfect and exactly what I wanted.  She teased me getting closer and closer to my lips with her lips and I was desperate to kiss her. Her pussy rubbed along my cock and she was achingly close, or at least it felt like she was close to me being able to put it inside her but obviously that never happened she she knew exactly what she was doing. Then after all the teasing we finally kissed. It became very passionate and I got lost in the moment.  I could quite easily have been in an intimate moment with my wife. It was extremely passionate.

Then she was back down between my legs using both hands to stroke me and before long I was ready to cum. She knew exactly what to do and had great technique and then I came. It felt amazing. One of the best orgasms I have had in a long time.  She even had the courtesy to use her hand as a shield so I didn't cum all over my face as I shot pretty far.

She then cleaned the cum up and laid in my arms and we chatted about personal stuff for about 10 mins.  Then she joined me into the shower and cleaned me down. I got dried, Dressed, we chatted a bit more, we gave each other a kiss and said goodbye. In total despite paying for the hour I was with her about an hour and twenty.

Location. 9/10. Easy parking and quite discrete but it's a busy area and anyone in the know will almost certainly know what you are doing when you go in and out. 

Building 9/10. Clean and tidy but I could see the other punter before me leave. Waiting area could be positioned differently. 

Girl. 9/10. Friendly.  Very clean. Smooth shaven pussy and great body. Only negative was that despite chewing gum, I could smell cigarette smoke on her slightly.

I would definitely recommend this place and most certainly recommend Helena.

Only negative I can think of is that the massage oil and shower products they use are quite scented and there was a noticeable smell on me when I left. So anyone going home to wife/girlfriend etc may want to have a particularly thorough shower afterwards.

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Thanks for the review blyton! Sounds you had a good time! Also sounds a good place! May have to drop in, if or when I'm ever in the area!  :thumbsup:

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Thanjs for that dude! I've bedn yhere a few times but ndver seen helena i must book her next time.

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Thanks for the review blyton! Sounds you had a good time! Also sounds a good place! May have to drop in, if or when I'm ever in the area!  :thumbsup:

Brilliant first time. Can't see how it could've gone any better. Got exactly what I wanted and more as kissing wasn't on offer when I booked. Give it a go. Helena was very good.

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Thanjs for that dude! I've bedn yhere a few times but ndver seen helena i must book her next time.

She was very good. Who have you seen before out of curiousity? In case I ever go back on days Helena isn't working?

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I've seen Channel a couple of times and Mimi a couple of times neither did any kissing or rubbing fanny near cock but Channel givesca good sefvice and puts more teasing intobit than mimi. Mimi i only saw again because i've got i thing for Indian girls and she has fucking lovley tits, body and a really pretty face. Her service is nothing like as good as would i've just read about your day out.
I too am happly married i only had my first happy end massage by mistake i thought i was going to get a massage for my bad back but got more. You will be hooked from now on i limit myself to about 4 or 5 per year because other wise it would be very expensive and my wife would get suspisious.
Where do you live?
The same girls work at bubbles in nottingham. I live in lincoln so it's easier to go to heavens above but i have to put a hoody up and dark glasses as i live about 2 mins away from the place.
I havd had some shit experiences at chinese massage places onlg 1 in 10 have been good.

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I've seen Channel a couple of times and Mimi a couple of times neither did any kissing or rubbing fanny near cock but Channel givesca good sefvice and puts more teasing intobit than mimi. Mimi i only saw again because i've got i thing for Indian girls and she has fucking lovley tits, body and a really pretty face. Her service is nothing like as good as would i've just read about your day out.
I too am happly married i only had my first happy end massage by mistake i thought i was going to get a massage for my bad back but got more. You will be hooked from now on i limit myself to about 4 or 5 per year because other wise it would be very expensive and my wife would get suspisious.
Where do you live?
The same girls work at bubbles in nottingham. I live in lincoln so it's easier to go to heavens above but i have to put a hoody up and dark glasses as i live about 2 mins away from the place.
I havd had some shit experiences at chinese massage places onlg 1 in 10 have been good.

Now you see the massage you had where you thought it was legit would be my absolute perfect time experience. That is exactly what I wanted but this was the next best thing. My fantasy is to go for a "legit" massage and for the cock rubbing to just happen and for the happy ending to just happen without it being discussed before hand.

I'm about 35 minutes outside of lincoln. I used to live in Blyton, hence the name but live a couple of  villages away now.

Where was it you went that you got your accidental happy ending from? Also can you recommend any other places that give good massages with HE?

Offline Itsnotshy

Good review.I've seen Helena at Nottingham and can confirm she's a pretty girl with good hands.You seem to have got more extras out of her than I do though,maybe you're prettier than me,most men are,I'm jealous :(

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Blyton,  I take it back.  It is great to see someone cross over from the dark side and write a (useful) first review.  Welcome to the board.

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Now you see the massage you had where you thought it was legit would be my absolute perfect time experience. That is exactly what I wanted but this was the next best thing. My fantasy is to go for a "legit" massage and for the cock rubbing to just happen and for the happy ending to just happen without it being discussed before hand.

I'm about 35 minutes outside of lincoln. I used to live in Blyton, hence the name but live a couple of  villages away now.

Where was it you went that you got your accidental happy ending from? Also can you recommend any other places that give good massages with HE?

The first was when i was working in London with a Polish girl at a Chinese place in Clapham Common near the station. Pretty much all chinese medicine places in London offer something extra but they are very varied in quality. The best i ever had was a place on  googe street in Fitzrovia call HMN fantastic boby to body like you had with helena long and teasing.
No were legit in Lincoln offers extras (that i know of) there are disscussions on her about Nam jai on the High Street no extras and the same about the thai massage place in Newark. Skye massage is reported to do a HE but it never happened to me.
There is a Polish place on the  Lincoln  high street called Refresh boby spa or something like that, i don't know if anything is on offer but if you want to "Take one for the team"  i for one would be very appreciative.
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Good review.I've seen Helena at Nottingham and can confirm she's a pretty girl with good hands.You seem to have got more extras out of her than I do though,maybe you're prettier than me,most men are,I'm jealous :(

Really? Ah sorry mate.  I have been told on occasion I'm pretty. Or was it pretty annoying? I can't remember. 

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Blyton,  I take it back.  It is great to see someone cross over from the dark side and write a (useful) first review.  Welcome to the board.

Thanks mr happy pants.

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The first was when i was working in London with a Polish girl at a Chinese place in Clapham Common near the station. Pretty much all chinese medicine places in London offer something extra but they are very varied in quality. The best i ever had was a place on  googe street in Fitzrovia call HMN fantastic boby to body like you had with helena long and teasing.
No were legit in Lincoln offers extras (that i know of) there are disscussions on her about Nam jai on the High Street no extras and the same about the thai massage place in Newark. Skye massage is reported to do a HE but it never happened to me.
There is a Polish place on the  Lincoln  high street called Refresh boby spa or something like that, i don't know if anything is on offer but if you want to "Take one for the team"  i for one would be very appreciative.
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If I get the opportunity I will see what I can do. Thanks for the info.

Offline Itsnotshy

Really? Ah sorry mate.  I have been told on occasion I'm pretty. Or was it pretty annoying? I can't remember.
My bad,should of said handsome.I am still mega jealous of you getting the camel toe slide,only had that a few times off HE girls.BTW if you get the chance Zoe is well worth a punt.Don't know if Monica,black girl,works in Lincoln still,but also delightful.
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Blyton90

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My bad,should of said handsome.I am still mega jealous of you getting the camel toe slide,only had that a few times off HE girls.BTW if you get the chance Zoe is well worth a punt.Don't know if Monica,black girl,works in Lincoln still,but also delightful.

Thanks for the info.

Offline Jamesbattersea

My bad,should of said handsome.I am still mega jealous of you getting the camel toe slide,only had that a few times off HE girls.BTW if you get the chance Zoe is well worth a punt.Don't know if Monica,black girl,works in Lincoln still,but also delightful.

Did zoe do anything more than the HR that the others do at heavens above cos i saw an ad on viva street and on the services it had OWO but not seen that ad lately.

Offline Itsnotshy

Did zoe do anything more than the HR that the others do at heavens above cos i saw an ad on viva street and on the services it had OWO but not seen that ad lately.
She certainly doesn't do OWO at bubbles,that I know of,but does great body to body,a lovely affectionate woman.I have a bit of a thing for her,and would of loved to have known her when she did more,if the ad is correct.
This is always the problem with HE you're never quite certain how much you're going to get.


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Chanel looks like she could be a good fuck pity only HR on offer or I'd of paid a visit

Blyton90

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She certainly doesn't do OWO at bubbles,that I know of,but does great body to body,a lovely affectionate woman.I have a bit of a thing for her,and would of loved to have known her when she did more,if the ad is correct.
This is always the problem with HE you're never quite certain how much you're going to get.

I was told she's not working as she's pregnant.

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Well done Mr Blyton. Glad you had a good time.

Offline Itsnotshy

I was told she's not working as she's pregnant.
That was Chanel wasn't it?
Saw Zoe a couple of weeks ago in Nottingham,not pregnant,to the best of my knowledge.If she is the kid ain't mine,honest,no chance,no way.

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That was Chanel wasn't it?
Saw Zoe a couple of weeks ago in Nottingham,not pregnant,to the best of my knowledge.If she is the kid ain't mine,honest,no chance,no way.

Yeah sorry. Referring to Chanel.

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Can someone please confirm if this is the same Helena? If so, I shall index her AW to this review. Cheers.

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