External Link/Members OnlyI know I know I now don't have many positive reviews but jesus its bad out there haha..
this was one of the biggest wastes of time I've had, though not the first time I've demanded my money back.
so feeling horny and the girl I wanted not being available at annabellas I decided I'd take the risk and roll the dice on one of these Roms currently turning over in central MK... turns out I got snake eyes.
coms were ok, robotic but probably sergei.
got to the address and given door security code (not had that before, I now know how to get in that building forever...)
find the room its in the hub so lots of flats, I opened the door to the correct corridor and the door I'm heading for starts to open, I think ok thats prompt, BUT out comes a punter, looking red faced, I gave him a wry smile (if you're reading this buddy you could have fucking warned me)
so in I go... now firstly she looked older, a bit chubbier and had made fuck all effort, only my need to pump and run kept me going in..
taken in the kitchen where she shook my hand and introduced herself, I'm now thinking 'oh maybe she is going to be a good sub' how wrong was I and this was the last friendly contact I got.. well once I had handed over the cash.
I was ushered into another bedroom and told to wait while she stashed the cash...whilst left alone in the room, which stunk of a previous client I cast my eye at the bed, which had a hug wet patch in the middle... I remained dressed, usually I'd sit on the side of the bed but no chance.
once she came back she whipped off her primark underwear and I went over to touch her, my hands are cold apparently (the excuses start)
she says make yourself comfy, I point out that huge wet patch and how I aint getting on that bed "oh it was other girl", nice, I know I should have walked..
at this point I'm told to strip, I complain that I like to take my time and make it natural, but I'm met with non understanding the english.. so strip off I do thinking no way am I going down on her...
"you want blow job" yes I do .. so down on her knees for a toothy bj which must have lasted a minute, its like when they give you a head massage in a hair salon and you know its just something they have to do as an afterthought. up she gets and demands I do her doggy... I say no I want more BJ, she sighs and says something about I want it all day ? I'm actually beginning to not like her at all, another minute of sucking crapply and up she gets again and demands doggy "no" I said "you don't tell me what to do, I'm paying you" "I don't understand, no good english" I say stop rushing the booking and telling me what to do and try several ways of explaining this in gestures, at one point she just frowned at me like she was annoyed and that was it, I said money back and put my hand out in the international gesture of 'give me my money back you robbing bastard' (at this point I'm standing naked with not even a semi, I'm actually angry)
eventually she went to get the money, she was very annoyed and chucked it down on the bed, 70 quid , I chucked 20 back at her to which she said she did'nt want it.. getting 20 quid is better than getting a punch in the face I say.. which she said yes to...oh so you understand THAT english, must have been said to her a fair few times.
so...
0/10 my cock spent 2 minutes in her mouth, no kissing, no touching, doggy i think would have been only position on menu, so no ro, was told when arguing (as she did'nt understand what I was getting at and thought I wanted to know her services) no anal as I'm too big.. I'm 6.5 inches hard.
angry poor service giver who is getting away with murder if anyone actually goes through with her demands.
Shite shite shite shite shite shite shite shite shiiiiiiiiteeeee
I left a note at the bottom of the stairwell saying "punt walk away" written with fag butts on a bit of card I found outside (I was'nt gonna be like the last guy and not warn anyone)
from now on im taking a pen and a post it note and leaving a warning for future fools like me
