Hope your all having as much fun and laughter as i am 
Are you though, or is front just your latest gambit to avoid addressing the actual issues, evidence, and facts? As Marmalade said earlier, you've fluctuated between different responses from trying to personalise, to aggression, insults, playing the victim, etc. None of it's worked and the issue isn't going away.
All you've been asked to do is offer a proper, comprehensive, and plausible explanation for the full sequence of considered, intentional decisions and actions you've taken here. Yet that's what you've resolutely avoided doing. You don't seem to believe that you're accountable to your peers or the site ethos.
The saving grace is that if this has been a Taz'll-Fix-It scenario to prove something to this lassie or someone else, then it's been a very public demonstration of your ineptitude and spectacular failure to deliver.