xxxTiffanyyxxx - Don't even think about it unless you like 'em BIG

[anbceo]

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Saw this piece of work a month or so ago.

Location

Docklands-ish, a proper residential street, the door to her apartment is really strangely arranged behind a set of stairs so I spent some time looking conspicuous.

Positives
- Decent head, a good bit of attention to my sack. That's it!

Negatives
- She's massive. Ok well she's not say a size 20 but the pictures on her profile are 100% deceiving, I'd have her in the size 16-18 range. I'm sorry but it's hard to look past this (pun partly intended)
- Kissing is shite. I could have overlooked the size thing if she was a proper snogger. But alas no.

Conclusion

I had planned for an hour and as she has a proper PSE set of likes thought it would be super fun. However when I saw the gargantum being in front of me I immediately settled for a 15 min blow and go situation. She obviously wasn't happy and invited her friend in to try and convince me into a 3 way - even offered to throw in some Colombian bam bam for free. I made an excuse about it taking longer than I thought to find her place, shot my load in her face and made like a tree. Avoid this one unless you like big, big, big butts and you cannot lie.

Avoid, avoid, avoid. You're welcome chaps.

[killerbees]

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Saw this piece of work a month or so ago.

Location

Docklands-ish, a proper residential street, the door to her apartment is really strangely arranged behind a set of stairs so I spent some time looking conspicuous.

Positives
- Decent head, a good bit of attention to my sack. That's it!

Negatives
- She's massive. Ok well she's not say a size 20 but the pictures on her profile are 100% deceiving, I'd have her in the size 16-18 range. I'm sorry but it's hard to look past this (pun partly intended)
- Kissing is shite. I could have overlooked the size thing if she was a proper snogger. But alas no.

Conclusion

I had planned for an hour and as she has a proper PSE set of likes thought it would be super fun. However when I saw the gargantum being in front of me I immediately settled for a 15 min blow and go situation. She obviously wasn't happy and invited her friend in to try and convince me into a 3 way - even offered to throw in some Colombian bam bam for free. I made an excuse about it taking longer than I thought to find her place, shot my load in her face and made like a tree. Avoid this one unless you like big, big, big butts and you cannot lie.

Avoid, avoid, avoid. You're welcome chaps.

Thanks for reviewing. This matches my own lousy experience with her. I only wish I had done what you did and chopped the time down.

[Sinz]

Thanks for the warning OP

Looking at her pics, I wouldn't have guessed her to be massive and was thinking more, she might be just busty

But size 16 -18, I am afraid is a write-off for me.

[Belgarion]

Don't mind big women but deception should always get a negative

Fair play mate

[puntingpumping1920]

She offered you blow
 
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[Tommy_73]

Oh... she was on my hotlist. Thanks for the info.

[Brazilian Martian]

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Saw this piece of work a month or so ago.

Location

Docklands-ish, a proper residential street, the door to her apartment is really strangely arranged behind a set of stairs so I spent some time looking conspicuous.

Positives
- Decent head, a good bit of attention to my sack. That's it!

Negatives
- She's massive. Ok well she's not say a size 20 but the pictures on her profile are 100% deceiving, I'd have her in the size 16-18 range. I'm sorry but it's hard to look past this (pun partly intended)
- Kissing is shite. I could have overlooked the size thing if she was a proper snogger. But alas no.

Conclusion

I had planned for an hour and as she has a proper PSE set of likes thought it would be super fun. However when I saw the gargantum being in front of me I immediately settled for a 15 min blow and go situation. She obviously wasn't happy and invited her friend in to try and convince me into a 3 way - even offered to throw in some Colombian bam bam for free. I made an excuse about it taking longer than I thought to find her place, shot my load in her face and made like a tree. Avoid this one unless you like big, big, big butts and you cannot lie.

Avoid, avoid, avoid. You're welcome chaps.

Thanks for reviewing her offering you colombian candy is fucking odd but with  prossie logic I'm not surprised by what I read or hear sometimes

[anbceo]

Who knows maybe I look like the kinda of guy who's up for a 3 way with Charlie. It was more like can I convince you to stay and party and have a 3 way type of thing.

[Type_O_Negative]

As i mentioned in her another review i spoke to her and i did like her Manchester accent. I wanted to tick "bimbo experience" with her but it looks like i will have to find another bimbo WG. Pity.

[Candyman]

Looks very tempting in the photos. Thanks for saving me a wasted trip

[Thepacifist]

Thanks for the review. I was thinking about it but now I won't.