LORENA ALEVELS

[PlasticGeordie]

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I have had a pretty good run of punts lately so I guess the law of averages was bound to catch up with me - step up Lorena.

Plusses - Very hot looking girl. Pleasingly massive tits. Reasonable if unenthusiastic kissing with tongues. Normal services i.e mish, cowgirl, doggy were perfectly ok but of only she could crack a smile once in a while.

But...  Very poor english. She certainly did not write her profile and whoever did should be had up under the Trades Description Act.


PROFILE                              ACTUAL
 
Spanish                               Colombian     

Sensual OWO                       Does not do OWO

Messy CIM.                          Obviously not as no OWO

Balls deep anal                      Does not do anal     

Watersports                           Does not do watersports and looks astonished to be asked

Enthusiastic and sensual         Took 20 minutes to crack a smile. Rushed along to finish with HR asap

Might have rated a neutral for her looks and reasonable basic services but I was out in 25 minutes feeling decidedly short changed having expected great things from her profile..

[MasterChief]

Cheers, was going to see her, not now

[johnny34]

Thanks for the review PG, sounds crap & defo one to avoid.

[toon972]

Sorry to hear and definitely a negative.

[Moresomes]

Thanks for the warning.
One to swerve.

[Kev3773]

As others have said thanks for the warning 

[CELICA GT]

As you say PG you have had a good run but this is no consulation. Nothing worse than a cracking looking girl giving crap service v the profile. Columbian eh, I think you may need something a little different from Columbia after this!   

[Inquisitive Male]

Had just messaged her and while waiting for a response from her came onto the UKP site to see what's been happening.

Still no reply but in view of PG's experience I won't be getting the horse and cart out tonight and heading up to see her. Very disappointing as she looks really good

[PlasticGeordie]

As you say PG you have had a good run but this is no consulation. Nothing worse than a cracking looking girl giving crap service v the profile. Columbian eh, I think you may need something a little different from Columbia after this!   

A good strong coffee yes. An Alterra would be very nice.... Oh No Wait   I get it !   

[foreverchanges]

A thoroughly deserved negative...Obviously sounds like she wont be challenging Shakira and scorpion-kicking goalkeeper Rene Higuita in the memorable Colombian stakes.

[datwabbit]

A thoroughly deserved negative...Obviously sounds like she wont be challenging Shakira and scorpion-kicking goalkeeper Rene Higuita in the memorable Colombian stakes.

Clearly, its more than her hips that are lying.

[Mansell]

Thanks, must admit those kind of profiles on AW always put.me off. Not sure about others but always seem to turn out to be Romanian pimped girls.

[Mr Game and Watch]

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I have had a pretty good run of punts lately so I guess the law of averages was bound to catch up with me - step up Lorena.

Plusses - Very hot looking girl. Pleasingly massive tits. Reasonable if unenthusiastic kissing with tongues. Normal services i.e mish, cowgirl, doggy were perfectly ok but of only she could crack a smile once in a while.

But...  Very poor english. She certainly did not write her profile and whoever did should be had up under the Trades Description Act.


PROFILE                              ACTUAL
 
Spanish                               Colombian     

Sensual OWO                       Does not do OWO

Messy CIM.                          Obviously not as no OWO

Balls deep anal                      Does not do anal     

Watersports                           Does not do watersports and looks astonished to be asked

Enthusiastic and sensual         Took 20 minutes to crack a smile. Rushed along to finish with HR asap

Might have rated a neutral for her looks and reasonable basic services but I was out in 25 minutes feeling decidedly short changed having expected great things from her profile..

Thanks - had my sights on her as a first NE punt but will avoid! I love the 'Profile / Actual' review format by the way!

[MrMatrix]

Thanks OP- due to your review I consider I've just missed bullet as I was thinking of booking her up. Her profile pic is just soo nice. Thanks onto BL now.