Sweet Carla Cabot Circus Bristol

[Blue Suede Goo]

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Hungarian WG
Much reviewed

Thought I'd chance £60 for a half hour knowing that I'd get a below par/perfunctory service with indifference and burnt out syndrome.
Her photos are very accurate but her look of disdain and boredom are more apparent in the flesh.

Flat smelled of smoke.
Another housemate was there and nearly bumped into me in the hallway.
Seemed annoyed at the disruption and clearly went through the motions.
Made very clear, to the point of rudeness, what she will and will not do.
Boring OWO, boring 69.
Good in all positions though.

The photos make you want to fuck her and I'm glad I did.
Attitude, set up and service would prevent a return visit even if she reduced her prices.

If I hadn't read the UKP reviews and known what to expect, she would get a negative from me.
Think she should move on or get a serious attitude adjustment.

[GoodIdea]

She even looks grumpy in the pic of her on a boat in the sun for fucks sake.

[mrdiamond77]

She clearly does not enjoy doing this job anymore.  She should retire.  Pity because she looks stunning and I would have been interested in seeing her.

[Asian Hunter]

She even looks grumpy in the pic of her on a boat in the sun for fucks sake.

Yes she looks moody in all her pictures.

[Asian Hunter]

The photos make you want to fuck her and I'm glad I did.

It's true, she looks pretty with a stunning body on her that makes you want to shag her. But her facial expressions tells you she's a moody cow.

[Asian Hunter]

She clearly does not enjoy doing this job anymore.  She should retire.

Agree, she probably hates doing this work. But doubt she'll retire. She'll carry on working until she can. She knows it's easy money, and with her good looks and sexy body. She knows she'll still have guys queuing at her door waiting to bang her. Why do you think her prices have not changed, while her 2 flatmates have reduced?

[bristolqwerty]

She says shes down to earth and has a great sense of humor, I don't know who to believe. 

[Blue Suede Goo]

It's true, she looks pretty with a stunning body on her that makes you want to shag her. But her facial expressions tells you she's a moody cow.

In the flesh it's so obvious that she is not enjoying the punt.
She had a very pissy attitude about her like everything is an annoyance.

[Roth]

She just needs to fuck off.   But as long as there are punters prepared to pay then she will continue to deliver shit service.

[Blue Suede Goo]

She just needs to fuck off.   But as long as there are punters prepared to pay then she will continue to deliver shit service.

Yes.
She's, at best, a plan C. Cheap at £60 and very attractive.
At worst, she's a miserable cunt who fusses over every aspect of the punt and takes most of the fun out of it.
As I said above, I knew this before I went in which made me go for the neutral.
Starting to doubt my logic now though
 

[mrdiamond77]

I really think that it should be a negative, but it is your review and you have provided a reason why you gave her a neutral.  I saw Jessica in Cabot Circus last year, her former flatmate, and I thought her attitude was excellent, sounds completely different to this miserable cow.