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Got reply back from jessica fox 1st one
Boy is she hot!!

But no response back from my reply to her..
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RE: 3345359

This discussion might interest you (there's been a lot of profile play it seems):

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=111183.msg1500089#msg1500089

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Offline Tony_Red

I've seen the last one...Monique.


Gonna make it simple: Just don't bother.

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I will go with Jessica  too. I will like to look at me like in picture when she suck my cook. She looks dirty. Not sure if she have any reviews  here ,I didn't find it but I may try a punt to her.

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I was thinking  to Monique  too but thanks you for previous  review ,good to know this. But what was her problem? Attitude, fake pics ,not good enough  ?

Offline Ozy84

Do they kiss? That is the real question.  :lol: :D

Offline KentAde

Do they kiss? That is the real question.  :lol: :D

...and do that for £20!  :lol:

Offline Ozy84

...and do that for £20!  :lol:

Lol, not even sure he knows we're taking the piss!!  :yahoo:

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Hot delicious honey
( heavy photoshopped though )
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Blimey! What jobs have you guys got? Stockbrokers, bankers, trades union leaders? Or did you all win the lottery?

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Hot delicious honey
( heavy photoshopped though )

Has anyone done the honours?
If so what's her face like?
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Spoke to her
But sadly not available today
Had northern accent
Looks delicious

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Spoke to her
But sadly not available today
Had northern accent
Looks delicious

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No chance. There's more wax on that face than on Lenin's death mask
I've heard of girls with porcelain skin, that ones more like polystyrene

Her nose has been sharpened to the point where you could shave with it
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Anyone done the honors with this Sexy honey?

Looks hot and adultworks feedback looks to have credibility

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Anyone done the honors with this Sexy honey?

Looks hot and adultworks feedback looks to have credibility

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looks like someone tipped her off that you were thinking of visiting: her profile has gone:
"404 File Not Found HTTP/1.1

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Sorry, the page you requested does not exist."

Clever girl

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looks like someone tipped her off that you were thinking of visiting: her profile has gone:
"404 File Not Found HTTP/1.1

External Link/Members Only

Sorry, the page you requested does not exist."

Clever girl

Thanks scuttz my biggest fan who follows me all over the forum for bringing this to my attention !
Obviously being my biggest fan you wouldn't want me to miss out would you!!

Thanks to good old scuttz awareness on my behalf

It's

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Thanks scuttz my biggest fan who follows me all over the forum for bringing this to my attention !
Obviously being my biggest fan you wouldn't want me to miss out would you!!

Thanks to good old scuttz awareness on my behalf

It's

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Pisstaking / joking aside, have you read the feedback on her AW profile? Suggest you do, though impossible to know if its real or malicious

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She has a profile on UKE and posted in London / classified section.

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Pisstaking / joking aside, have you read the feedback on her AW profile? Suggest you do, though impossible to know if its real or malicious

Putting forum squabbling aside
Thanks for your input of looking at her feedback and highlighting it..
Thanks much appreciated. ..
Some of the feedback from guys on adultworks seem genuine and they have got feedback from honeys that I have seen..
I will go open minded as I know as happened with a few other women who had bad feedback as I questioned it and there response was very plausible. ..
Gfe service I got from them was excellent. .

Also any further information on the honey below anyone?

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Has anyone seen her
Two ukp reports
1st is it her or not in 1st ukp report pictures?
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Blimey! What jobs have you guys got? Stockbrokers, bankers, trades union leaders? Or did you all win the lottery?

+1

I sometimes wonder if there are MPs and the like on this site. I mean, we know they punt, they're caught out in the press often enough.

For example Tarzan mate (and I'm not trying to tell a man how to spend his money) but just flicking through your reviews, you've spent £670 on 6 punts since the beginning of May. That's a fair amount of disposable income, I mean, you don't work at Tesco do you.

Are you Lord Sewel? or Max Mosley?  :lol: we can only speculate!
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+1

I sometimes wonder if there are MPs and the like on this site. I mean, we know they punt, they're caught out in the press often enough.

For example Tarzan mate (and I'm not trying to tell a man how to spend his money) but just flicking through your reviews, you've spent £670 on 6 punts since the beginning of May. That's a fair amount of disposable income, I mean, you don't work at Tesco do you.

Are you Lord Sewel? or Max Mosley?  :lol: we can only speculate!

 
Some guys whoring is important to them, so they make sacrifices in other aspects of their life. You don't have to be wealthy to enjoy this
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+1

I sometimes wonder if there are MPs and the like on this site. I mean, we know they punt, they're caught out in the press often enough.

For example Tarzan mate (and I'm not trying to tell a man how to spend his money) but just flicking through your reviews, you've spent £670 on 6 punts since the beginning of May. That's a fair amount of disposable income, I mean, you don't work at Tesco do you.

Are you Lord Sewel? or Max Mosley?  :lol: we can only speculate!

What I don't get is why its a concern of yours how a next man chooses to spend his money ? I had someone say the same to me not so long ago, some people have good jobs while others have businesses so they have regular fast income !!!

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Are you Lord Sewel? or Max Mosley?  :lol: we can only speculate!

Lord Lucan after a facelift

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What I don't get is why its a concern of yours how a next man chooses to spend his money ? I had someone say the same to me not so long ago, some people have good jobs while others have businesses so they have regular fast income !!!

Yeah it's not my concern, the point of my post was more that you never really can tell what sort of person is behind the username. He may be david cameron, he may be a car salesman :unknown: his eccentric writing style makes me wonder sometimes that's all!

But how a man gets/spends his money is his own business, I do understand that.

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Lord Lucan after a facelift

 :lol: mango-eating upper class gentleman, I wouldn't be surprised!

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Yeah it's not my concern, the point of my post was more that you never really can tell what sort of person is behind the username. He may be david cameron, he may be a car salesman :unknown: his eccentric writing style makes me wonder sometimes that's all!

But how a man gets/spends his money is his own business, I do understand that.

Ok my bad for jumping the gun. If I had to guess ad he's asian he no doubt probably has a few off licences or cash and carry stores. He probably dips the till to find his punting  :sarcastic:

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Ok my bad for jumping the gun. If I had to guess ad he's asian he no doubt probably has a few off licences or cash and carry stores. He probably dips the till to find his punting  :sarcastic:

LOL!  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

This is also a credible theory tbh.

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Just made me think of a new line in ethnic alcoholic drinks: "Tarzan's Fermented Mango Juice"
Aimed at the new generation of womens lib feminist alcoholics

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This honey thread has changed direction for the worst
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For myself bare minimum basic necessities are

Delicious meat curries
Delicious marks and spencers deserts
and
Extremely beautiful women (paying variety only)
without waffling and emotional attachments


All the rest is just luxuries
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This honey thread has changed direction for the worst

Even better idea:
"Tarzan's Fermented Honey Juice"

yummie!!!

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LOL. Delicious meat curries, yeah? :D spot on from Brazilian Martian then  :lol:

Tarzan you crack me up fella. Stick your king cobra in as many honeys as you like! Lucky git, if that and food is all you have to pay for! Either you're about 15 or you live above your shop :lol: unfortunately rent would have to feature on my "bare minimum basic necessities" list lol
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LOL. Delicious meat curries, yeah? :D spot on from Brazilian Martian then  :lol:

Tarzan you crack me up fella. Stick your king cobra in as many honeys as you like! Lucky git, if that and food is all you have to pay for! Either you're about 15 or you live above your shop :lol: unfortunately rent would have to feature on my "bare minimum basic necessities" list lol

Looool remember he's his own boss so he can dip the till whenever he's had a hard day. I'm sure the honeys that he sees are his escape from reality.

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Looool remember he's his own boss so he can dip the till whenever he's had a hard day. I'm sure the honeys that he sees are his escape from reality.

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 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: correction, its "sexy delicious honeys"

Geezer's a fantasist for sure. Good laugh reading his posts though!


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I think Mr Tarzan is brilliant, and really appreciate his service to the punting cause!

10/10 PROFESSIONAL EXCELLENCE
?/10 PHYSICAL CONSTRUCTION

Offline Brazilian Martian

I think Mr Tarzan is brilliant, and really appreciate his service to the punting cause!

10/10 PROFESSIONAL EXCELLENCE
?/10 PHYSICAL CONSTRUCTION

People thought Hitler and musolini were brilliant same as others thought general pinochet were good leaders.
But most level headed people realised they were megalomaniacs. Anyway I'm sure your approval will help him sleep better at night  :hi:

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All hot and look extremely tasty delicious has anyone done the supreme honors?

So far on this thread of mine I have only hit the MANGO JACKPOT once...
Englishmolly. ...

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All hot and look extremely tasty delicious has anyone done the supreme honors?

So far on this thread of mine I have only hit the MANGO JACKPOT once...
Englishmolly. ...

Success Ratio at the moment is POOR

Let me add this one, too good to be true??
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Came close to booking this one yesterday... Putney seems to be swamped with new hotties these days, but all the profiles are in same location and with very similar description  :unknown:

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Looks like some standard modeling pictures for a shoot

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Just my type size 10 and 5"7" looks classy /sexy

She has review on this site.. a good positive 1.. more input much appreciated... spoke to her sounds a charming honey..

 
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Akkulina diva escort agency

Has anyone done the honourable honours?

Looks super super yummy super delicious! !
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Ok my bad for jumping the gun. If I had to guess ad he's asian he no doubt probably has a few off licences or cash and carry stores. He probably dips the till to find his punting  :sarcastic:

Fuck me, that's borderline racism. That's like me saying I expect you to be working in a Perfectly Fried Chicken shop....

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Fuck me, that's borderline racism. That's like me saying I expect you to be working in a Perfectly Fried Chicken shop....

Relax I have a very wide open sense of humour
I don't take offence

Just let any nonsense nasty remarks fly way way over my head
Even though I don't get on with the the bloke on the forum he doesn't mean  it even in the slightest racist context...
Just a joke way...

Now back to akkulina the honey has anyone done the honourable honours?

She looks super yummy hot!!

I know pictures are photoshopped but hopefully not too much from reality!
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Fuck me, that's borderline racism. That's like me saying I expect you to be working in a Perfectly Fried Chicken shop....

You know where the report button is don't you  :hi: :hi: :hi:

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Saw her last night... but had a few issues.. so did not use her services but postponed till later date l!!

Definitely the fit honey in the pictures..
Very attractive about 5'5 in height was expecting her to be taller..
She looks brown skinned in pictures but in real vision is lighter... real beautiful face nice body..
It was early hours and her attitude even at that time was for several minutes very friendly very relaxed easy going...

Knew nothing about extras which owo is £20 and dfk £20
I blamed her for that because I could not speak to her because of the texting nonsense a lot of working girls do..
Irrelevant anyway as she had fresh tongue piercing done but did promise she would tongue kiss only lightly but will do it.
Or come back again later today and she will remove it and properly kiss...
But healing process on piercings takes at least minimum 3 weeks to heal..
She tempted me with mickey mouse ow and sex service which I declined I told her I wanted 100% gfe service passionate kissing owo sex mango time..
She agreed and told me keep an eye on her profile..
She agreed to do dfk owo in provided I pay extra told her no problems. . I told her I will see her in a few weeks when her tongue stud has healed properly..
Really want to fuck her!!  Yummy yummy awaiting snog fest!!
Only had £120 on me forgot my cashpoint card, but I wanted full works no point for paying for sampler service or starters and then come back later agsin with £140 for real deal or main course!!
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