Author Topic: Maria 28- Touring Paraguayan - seen in Cardiff  (Read 1644 times)


3 review(s) for LARA GFE HORNY (1 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by The_Don]

Offline ampersand

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I say 'Touring Paraguayan' - her profile certainly tours, I an not sure the girl does anywhere near as much.

The Comms
I telephoned to make the booking and the address details were texted. Further comms were by text - all responded to quickly. When I got there, the very attractive receptionist was clearly the person I had been speaking to/texting. In conversation, she conformed she was looking after the phones for six girls in three locations - Cardiff/Bristol/London. She also says that she works sometimes. I would! :).

The Venue
The venue is a ground floor flat in block converted from a large residential house on Newport Road. I think it is the usual 'Brazilian' flat that other reviewers have mentioned. Outside is very untidy. Those who have been/go there may share the wry smile I had about the building next door. Inside is fairly basic, but clean. I didn't see the bathroom as I had showered immediately before leaving home.

The Intro
I arrived bang on time and was asked to wait five minutes. After twenty minutes I asked how much longer and was told 5 minutes. Ten minutes later I was finally let into the room, where I was joined about five minutes later by Maria.

The Girl
She came into the room wearing a bra and knicker set and high heels. Long curly/wavy hair. Great figure - big boobs and thick ass. Fairly dark skinned, attractive. She could have been the girl in the profile - the photos are clearly professionally done, so it makes it difficult to tell, but on balance I think she probably wasn't. A good looking girl. She was clean and smelt nice, she had nice boobs and nipples. I don't recall whether there were any piercings or tattoos. She was exuberant when she came in and told me to get onto the bed - told me she was 'loco'.

The Services
I had checked with the receptionist upon arrival that what was on the profile was on offer. Unfortunately she indicated that various of the 'likes' would not be available - anal/CIM importantly, but she said that OWO and kissing was. On that basis, I decided to proceed. Unfortunately, when I got into it with Maria, it became clear that while various services would be available - they were all extras. This included kissing, OWO and (first time I have ever been told this) reverse oral on her - all £20 each, despite the fact she had kept me waiting for over 30 mins.

The Deed
The lack of services made it a very poor experience. I simply don't enjoy a quick pump and dump and out. I like to get into the moment by playing with boobs and nipples and RO.  but when I tired to suck on them, she said 'gently' and moved me away. She played with my balls for a very short period before putting the condom on with her mouth. Covered oral was OK, but I was far from ready when she started to jump on top. By now I knew that this was one to chalk up to experience, so I just let her carry on. To be fair, she was nice and tight and when she slipped me in and rode me it felt good.

The Verdict
Very poor, not recommended. Kept waiting, likes not as per profile, everything was extra. The only positive was that I had only paid for 30 mins, as opposed to my usual hour. Steer clear. I am fairly sure that the profile moves around a lot more than the girl - it says 'Belfast' today, despite the receptionist telling me that Maria would be here for a week.
« Last Edit: April 23, 2017, 10:26:05 pm by aardvark »

Offline ampersand

This should be a negative, not positive. Admin, please will you amend to -ve.
« Last Edit: April 23, 2017, 10:26:34 pm by aardvark »

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Offline sharpshoes78

Maybe she was born with it. Maybe it's photoshop  :D

Offline ampersand

Pics profile had last October...

Yep - the girl I saw is the one in the verification pics. The room was dark!!!!

Offline Steelworker

Sorry you had a bad one. Sounds grim. Things will look up I am sure.

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Offline mrdiamond77

Sorry to hear you had a bad punt aardvark, but thanks for posting a review.   :hi:

Offline Bibbob

Well that's a shame, she seemed like she has nice boobs, but hidden extras? Sod that!

EDIT: Looking at her other reviews, this is mentioned as being her

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Now it's clearly not, but damn does she make my pants feel funny. Any idea who she actually is?
« Last Edit: April 24, 2017, 06:55:56 pm by Bibbob »

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i was thinking of seeing this girl a few weeks ago, lucky i deciced to give it a miss, asking for extras is not good at all

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I saw her too, after Hugh said how good the Brazilians were.

Much the same sentiment tbh as aardvark.  Everything was extra (didn't pay).  Good body, got my two shots off but with little enthusiasm from her part, aside from some annoying and fake moaning.

Wasn't terrible, but certainly not one to return to.

Offline HughJardon

The standards have slipped since Nara was last there,  I haven't had Maria and after AVs  review I don't think I'll bother either. I think since March Newport road has been more miss than hit,  that's the main reason I've only punted Welsh girls on my last few reviews

But sorry to hear it was a bust for you both  :(