Author Topic: Teeny Caroline, Coventry  (Read 1783 times)


6 review(s) for teeny.Caroline (1 positive, 1 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by Sinz]

Offline dudezilla

Happened to be passing through Coventry on Saturday, with some scope for a punt, I looked this one up on my phone via AW. External Link/Members Only
Profile looked reasonable and she looks pretty good in the pics. A shame I didn't visit here for a quick check as she's had some reviews with which I would agree with.

Anyhow, the cock was throbbing and I called the number and spoke to the lady, checked the price and booked for an hour later.
Profile listed kissing and OWO, which is all I was bothered about.

Comms
Good - answered the phone when I called, texted the postcode and picked up promptly when I called when I arrived

Meet
Half an hour - £60

Venue
Small village outside Coventry, smart new housing estate. Normal semi - looked promising from the outside. Inside, what a shithole. The room was a pokey, dark room nowhere to stash your kit. Asked to use the shower - big mistake, as the shower was just the hose with no head. No soap, dirty towels strewn about. Swilled my knob under the sink tap and went back to the room.

The Girl
Same girl as the pic, if you can visualise her as if she'd just got up. She could be prettier if she tried.

The Sex
Now in my book, GFE starts with a bit of hugging and snogging, but the kiss was swerved with a 'not in my profile'
So on the bed, she starts to wank me - 'could you give me a blow job' yes... and gets the condom out 'without..' "did you not read my profile?' she says.
Yes I say and you clearly state OWO.

Any how I'd paid and she'd stashed so got on with it. An OK covered BJ followed, though the position she adopts gives no sight of or access to her fanny or her tits. After five minutes of this, I ask to fuck her. She's very small and I'm thick, so I take it slow in mish - this was about the only good thing about this punt.

She's very tight so I just took it real slow and long for the rest of the half hour - just keeping 'on point' - looking at her lovely tits and ignoring her bored face. So it felt good in spite of the complete disconnection of the girl. Normally this would have killed the erection, but this time I kept it up and popped when I chose to.
Clean up was a fucking joke - she had no tissues, no wipes, so if you were the next in, my apologies, anything that didn't get scooped away in the johnny probably ended up on the skanky bed cover. Needless to say a return visit to the bathroom was not on the cards.
So if you fancy poking a tight body, then she will do it for you, but a GFE? save your cash.

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Sorry you had a crap time , your review goes with all the other tales of woe with this girl.  As an aside, even if it is stated on the profile (to be fair this one doesn't) You will not get FK or anywhere near it with a Romanian . 

Offline The Owl

Used to be known as Perky Boobs. I think you did well to get your full time with her. Her AW profile should be enough to put off most punters with hidden feedback and a Q&A section that seems a bit odd. I guess anyone who ignores those red flags if they don't bother checking UKP first are probably lucky to get anything more than they time they paid for. She looks sexy but she's one for the blacklist.

Offline Littlefoot

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Sounds a typical rom service! Although OWO and FK aren't listed, they both get a mention in her Q&A! So is full of BS and is misleading!

Also I've been to a few shit holes, but her bathroom sounds the pits!

Good for you to report, and hopefully eventually drive these lying skanks out of business!

Cheers for the review  :thumbsup:

Offline solarJM

Everytime I see the word 'Romanian' when browsing profiles I always click back, regardless of what she looks like.

I'd rather have a 5 minute wank in the bathroom tbh.

Offline jamesfrome

I was told by a WG that they take the head off the shower so the hose can be used to clean deep inside their fanny and arse after a punter...


Offline PepeMAGA

I was told by a WG that they take the head off the shower so the hose can be used to clean deep inside their fanny and arse after a punter...
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