I wasn't going to bother doing a review until I saw that she'd returned to Brum.
So if you're considering her, really just don't. A wank is much more fun than this girl.
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£60. 0.5hr
Usual maid, usual efficient comms. usual B5 apartment for this group. Maid directed me through the maze even though I didn't need it.
Greeted by Jessica behind magic door. Doesn't seem especially happy to see me, but then quite friendly when telling which room as both doors were open. Although in hindsight she was a little too business like. Facially looks like some of her pictures. Had her hair scraped back as in a couple of her duck face photos which seem most representative. When I got her naked found her body to be a lot less appealing than in her photos. Everything seemed a bit saggy. Like someone who'd recently lost quite a bit of weight. I would guess that she's early to mid thirties. Tits were nice though, a little saggy but natural, soft and quite big. Hairless pubic area also seemed very spotty. As if she'd shaved in a hurry.
Seemed a little stern attitude wise. Confirmed kissing and OWO were included. Paid and asked for a drink of water. Got undressed while I waited.... and waited. Eventually she came back and indicated that I should lie down. Normally I resist being bossed around by the WG, but I got the feeling that she wasn't very pliable, so lay down as requested. She then spent quite some time polishing my already spotless knob with wipes.
She moved up and kissed me while I had a good grope. It was quite nice, but I think lips only, although there may have been an occasional flick of tongue, it was over a week ago. In any case, it was enough to wake up little Billy who started to get interested.
So she moves down for OWO, pins my foreskin back and gives some reasonable head. As wee me grows though, my foreskin is getting tighter to the point that it's actually getting painful. She lets up a little when I ask her to but not enough. After a little more of this torture I ask her to get a condom before her ministrations cause loss of wood or permanent damage.
She sits back puts a condom on and then addresses me as if speaking to a child.
"When I say ouch, you stop"
I have to get her to repeat this several times as I'm completely lost. Eventually I begin to understand. It seems that she thinks my cock is big and wants to make sure I'll stop when she asks me to. I nearly laugh, but instead point out that this is ludicrous and try to indicate that my cock is absolutely no threat to her cervix. She disagrees, is adamant that I'm "too big" and won't do CG for the same reason.
I'm resigned to this being an utterly crap punt by this point and settle for mish in which she was reluctant to kiss followed by completely forgettable doggy. She initially insisted I go slowly, but then changed her tune when she realised I wasn't going to come in 5 secs.
After a few minutes of doggy, she was obviously starting to get pissed that I hadn't come yet so I pulled out thinking I'd change position again to try and squeeze a little more enjoyment out of the punt.
She turns around and reaches out to take the condom off. I stop her, suspecting a crap hj will follow and ask her instead for mish again, but this time on the edge of the bed.
After asking "why" a few times to which I reply "why not", she finally relents.
I pin her legs back and eventually fill the bag after banging her good and hard on the edge of the bed for a few minutes with barely a peep out of her. Gotten used to my bald behemoth it would seem.
She seems to relax a bit afterward and tries to converse a little. Too little, too late.
As I think I said on the other review thread, as mechanical and sterile as it gets. Don't bother. I wouldn't again if it was free.
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