Author Topic: Breasts2Die4 - Market Weighton / Hull  (Read 7347 times)


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Offline miffy864

Popped over for a visit to Vanessa (B2D4) yesterday in Market Weighton. Unfortunately some skanky bitch down south has hacked her AW profile so at the moment she is flying unaided, although she is hoping to have a new profile up and running by the end of the month.

I had arranged an hours visit at 1.30pm last weekend and confirmed on Friday night. Vanessa texted me on saturday morning asking if i could put it back until 2pm as she didnt realise she had another booking at 12 and didnt want to be rushed if it ran over, i agreed to this as it wasnt a problem for me. 12.30 text message from her saying her 12pm hadnt arrived so we can do 1.30 as originaly planned, as i was ready i set off to see her. Her house is very discreet and easy to find, parking is secure and it is a very safe area. Vanessa asks that you park away from the house and enter through the side gate into the rear of the premises.

Vanessa was waiting for me dressed in a black see through top, stocking, suspenders and the skimpiest thong you could ever imagine. After sorting the paperwrok out we sat down in her living room with a glass of wine and had a nice chat, mainly about her troubles with AW, who are not playing ball with her at the moment, luckily she has a large client base so her regulars have been a steady stream of income. She also showed me some new photos she had done this week in prepertion for her new AW profile and i must say she looked the dogs bollocks in them. Vanessa has herself down as mid forties which is true, but when you see her in the flesh she looks very much younger and has a body that defies her age. Seeing her ass in a thong is a wonderful site and something all men should experience. For those that have not had the pleasure before Vanessa is definitley a quirky sort of girl with a very laid back attitude to life, 5 minutes in her company and you instantly warm to her.

After chatting we went upstairs to the bedroom and proceeded to get naked and comfier. After lots of sensual kissing and foreplay had arroused both parties we got down to the buisness in hand, im noy going to go into too much detail but what followed was truly memorable and fun. Nothing better than someone staring longinly ionto your eyes, holding your cock and asking, " you gonna fuck me then ?".

Vanessa is by no means a clock watcher, i arrived at 1.15pm for a supposedly hour punt at £120 but left her house at 3.15pm without it being an issue to her so 2 hours for the price of one, as i said previously Vanessa is not your avaerage run of the mill WG. In fact i have never known any other Escort see you out through the back garden gate whilst standing outside stark bollock naked, she is defo unique.

As stated previously she is currently trying to sort her new AW profile so her contact details are not on the site yet so i have put her mobile number at the bottom of the thread, i would highly reccomend Vanessa to anyone who likes a nice quirky, posh totty milf, lots of fun and very liberable attitude.

Mobile Number: 07799471334.       
« Last Edit: April 23, 2017, 06:39:29 am by miffy864 »

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Unfortunately some skanky bitch down south has hacked her AW profile so at the moment she is flying unaided, although she is hoping to have a new profile up and running by the end

Her former "manager" maybe or she gave someone the password? :wackogirl: :unknown:

Offline CityTillIDie

I saw 'Vanessa' a number of times between 2011 and 2013.

We got along really well and she absolutely loves what she does. She does indeed have a fabulous body for her age and has the lithe moves of a dancer. She gives a brilliant service. I think also if you hit it off first time, when you return, the second meet is even better as she knows you and gets really revved up. My second visit to her was one of the horniest punts of my life.

She's the sort of woman you want to look forward to seeing, turn up, seriously tease and flirt with for a little while, then just have the most amazing session with. Then lie there all afternoon chatting while she strokes and massages you and plays with your cock till you're ready to go again.

Only reason I've not been is that I decided to live a car-free life from the end of 2013 as I live and worked city centre. Market Weighton is too far on my pushbike!

I only joined UKP in '16 so didn't review. But I certainly agree she's quirky and sexy and worth a go if you fancy a sexy milf. I've noted her number!

 :hi:

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Hi Miffy, thanks for the review,   Lovely lady, I thought I was pushing it at an hour and 40 minutes, I was a bit embarrassed but  you trumped me there. The only thing I have against your review is
  "you gunna fuck me then". Please, I feel sure it would be " Are you going to fuck me then ?"  She is quite the classiest tart I've ever been with, not to say that she doesn't have a filthy mouth when she wants. Well done for helping her with new profile, I tried to PM you to see how it was going on, but obviously  couldn't, be interesting to see it as her old photos did her no favours. Joe

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Good report and she is top of my list now complete with telephone number.

My problem is a relative lives close, really close by and I need a window of opportunity. It does not help that I am shuffling between our Majorcian flat, Hull and some work in Ypres at the moment and thus no punting.

Offline TomTank

She asks you to park away from the house, but she walk you to the gate naked?!?!?
I'm not questioning the validity of the statement, but that sounds in-congruent to say the least.

Offline Country Lad


She asks you to park away from the house, but she walk you to the gate naked?!?!?
I'm not questioning the validity of the statement, but that sounds in-congruent to say the least

Can confirm the validity of the statement the side gate and rear garden are not overlooked or visible from the front of the property .

Offline CityTillIDie

She asks you to park away from the house, but she walk you to the gate naked?!?!?
I'm not questioning the validity of the statement, but that sounds in-congruent to say the least

Can confirm the validity of the statement the side gate and rear garden are not overlooked or visible from the front of the property .

It's a very small back garden with high wooden fences

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Offline Joker121

In the summer when her neighbours are on holiday she will entertain on a sunlounger in her back garden.

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     "Entertain". Is an interesting word to use,  have visited Vanessa twice,( and she is very good at entertaining)  but even on the hottest of days not sure I'd quite fancy that. Innate prudishness? Who knows. 

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 CitytillIdie, there you go then, just been reading that you like outcalls - perhaps  she'll walk round your garden naked - not today though with a 7degree high!  just checked, the machine says 20 miles,  she might fancy a day out in York.  Joe

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Mr Martrix,  different threads, you may not have seen them, her profile has been stolen hence the phone number above, according to Miffy she will be getting her new one up soon.

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Mr Martrix,  different threads, you may not have seen them, her profile has been stolen hence the phone number above, according to Miffy she will be getting her new one up soon.
Cheers MJ. :thumbsup:

Offline Mountain Goat

She's also on SA, so maybe taking that route while her AW profile is down.

Offline CityTillIDie

CitytillIdie, there you go then, just been reading that you like outcalls - perhaps  she'll walk round your garden naked - not today though with a 7degree high!  just checked, the machine says 20 miles,  she might fancy a day out in York.  Joe

Coincidentally I discussed this with her on Sunday.
The outcall that is, not the naked perambulation haha.
Her outcall rate to see me for an hour in York would be £240!
Pretty obviously not going to pay that. She's obviously satisfied with working on her own patch so if I did see her, I'd have to take the bus to Market Weighton for a 120ph incall.
Given that I've now got four wonderful outcall options, all of which would be 110-120 ph, with absolutely no clockwatching, I think the chances of seeing me at a bus stop in York any time soon are negligible

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 Yes can quite understand that, especially when you've got four good ones lined up ready.
   Not an option for me, but I can  see the appeal of an out call to your house, as you said it's not you rushing out the door at the end,  and if she wants to sit and have a drink and a natter in her own time that's very nice.

It also isn't an option for me as the nearest one that's half decent is 40 miles away.   Joe

Offline wilson1962

Coincidentally I discussed this with her on Sunday.
The outcall that is, not the naked perambulation haha.
Her outcall rate to see me for an hour in York would be £240!
Pretty obviously not going to pay that. She's obviously satisfied with working on her own patch so if I did see her, I'd have to take the bus to Market Weighton for a 120ph incall.
Given that I've now got four wonderful outcall options, all of which would be 110-120 ph, with absolutely no clockwatching, I think the chances of seeing me at a bus stop in York any time soon are negligible

 :hi:
Who are the 4 wonderful outcall girls? any links to them?
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Offline PervyLicker

She's also on SA, so maybe taking that route while her AW profile is down.

Sorry to be thick, but what is SA? Cheers

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Offline womanlover

Hey..
Does anyone know if her new profile is up yet?

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Not yet its not

As soon as I see it I will pop it on here

Offline womanlover

 :thumbsup: I'll look out for your post then!

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Hi HL,  not sure but I think her profile has been down about six weeks now, she must have a hell of a regular crew in the bank not to need to advertise. It can't be that difficult to put a new profile up,  so I don't suppose that's the reason perhaps she's just being bloody-minded about her old profile  and wants it back.  Joe

Offline womanlover

She still must still have a good set of clients.. still no sign of a new profile...


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Yes , well found, that's  definitely her. And she has bitten the bullet and put her correct age on as well.  Not that she looks anything like her age.  Joe

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