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Yeboahsleftfoot

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Is this an indication that there are less reliable WGs so punters are choosing a massage where expectations are lower therefore more likely to be satisfied?

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Is this an indication that there are less reliable WGs so punters are choosing a massage where expectations are lower therefore more likely to be satisfied?

Yes, AW so fucking unreliable now.

I remember when punting was still done by ads in windows etc./classifieds and noticing the quality suddenly 'dropped' about 2009.  Golden fucking age that year was compared to now!

Offline ralhar

Yeah exactly what I was thinking... not to criticise those who do... but... positive reviews for £85 wanks!

what a fucking shambles.

is it even worth punting anymore?

it doesnt seem to be a question of money as far as I can tell... and my traditional hunting ground is the west end so maybe its location (?) but I dont think so...

can somebody who thinks it is still worth punting please tell me where (general location) to get a good punt and how much it will cost?

Thanks.
« Last Edit: April 21, 2017, 09:39:57 pm by ralhar »

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Is this an indication that there are less reliable WGs so punters are choosing a massage where expectations are lower therefore more likely to be satisfied?
There have certainly been a lot of massage reviews in the last week or two but if you look beyond that I think its been quite quiet on that front. For me I have done more massages than straight punts recently but that is more cos I like oriental women and you are much more likely to find them offering either masssge plus HE or sex under the guise of a massage service. I think most of the recent reviews have been for orientals so maybe that is the reason there too. Certainly the scene for these girls has been pretty shit for a good few years now. WhenI want a non-oriental girl I generally go to a straight punt though tbh havent done much at all in that line recently

Offline Bassman

Yes, AW so fucking unreliable now.

I remember when punting was still done by ads in windows etc./classifieds and noticing the quality suddenly 'dropped' about 2009.  Golden fucking age that year was compared to now!

My mate was telling me that back in the day he used to use the classifieds in local rags to get punts. Also in the classifieds in foreign language local rags lol.

He also says it's not like it used to be. I guess the massage places are good for a quick blast with some excitement over not knowing exactly what you'll get.

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Yes, AW so fucking unreliable now.

I remember when punting was still done by ads in windows etc./classifieds and noticing the quality suddenly 'dropped' about 2009.  Golden fucking age that year was compared to now!

Or the old phone box tart cards where pretty much every card was a different tart. Edgeware road and baker street were incredible and some seriously hot women - not like the munters you get if you make the mistake of calling one these days

Offline ralhar

I get the excitement bit... I have mainly used walk ups (RIP) because it has suited me and I have enjoyed that particular style of punt - the west end, the thrill of trying different doors and who you're going to find... so I get that... but £85 for a wank? and so hit and miss... that is an expensive hobby.

and the oriental thing is down to lack of talent... i don't remember orientals were ever a problem in the 90's and 00's... far from it... loads of thai's and great punts to be had.

its since the banking crisis punting has gone right down hill.


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yeah the phone box cards were very fucking cool as well... i used to love creeping round late at night looking for a brothel..

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Hmmm, you got me thinking a little deeper about why I've been trying more massage parlours...

My budget of £100 for an hr with a WG was basically turning to more hit than miss and when their 30 min prices are 60-80 I thought why not go to a parlour where for 25-30 you get a 30min test drive with a girl you can choose.  The choice may not be from the prettiest but there's a chance you can spot the friskiest and take it from there.  I'm not fixated on age I'm looking for a willing lass who's up for some fun.

So at a parlour there's a chance you waste 30 on a naked rub down with no follow through because her attitude, performance or limits turn out to be crap, which is still much less that a wasted 1hr punt @ 100+, without the grief of trying to argue a refund.
But with a willing masseuse you can get a pretty good 30 min tumble for 60-70 all in.  So for me it's more the chance of a bargain basement decent shag which you may be able to convert into a longer term arrangement away from the parlour.

If my budget ever gets back to 150 ph then I'll probably start searching for the best fit fillies (trusted agencies and indies) to be had at that level as well as see what enhanced value I can get from the best of the VFMs I might find.

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I've often read people on here say when they're paying they don't care whether the lass enjoys it ... it's  about "me". A massage takes that to the extreme. All you got to do is lie there and get a lovely rub all over for an hour and then finish with a wank or a bit more if the budget and inclination allows. Also ideal if laziness or incapacity prevents you from being able to put much effort in.

Of course if the massage is not good or the wank technique is not good an hour is a bloody long time to lie there and tolerate it ... I went to green leaves (?) In Clapham Junction recently... nice enough young lass ... not unattractive and friendly and giggly... but I opted for the deep tissue massage and frankly it wasn't sensual at all ... my mistake I guess ... should have opted for the relaxing massage ... but the he was pretty good which rescued the experience for me. She said she was called sherry or Sherri or cheri  or some such thing if anyone cares.

Offline Titti Tatti

I am always time poor. Never know when I'm going to get some free time.

I have a hit list from this site but I'm finding the well reviewed girls are almost impossible to get a same or next days booking with.

Against that I have the excitement of wandering into a shop and seeing what happens next. In London you don't have to waste muchh time finding one.


YLF I'm curious, you are in a well paid job but you can find local talent when it suits.  Do you have a secretary who books these?  It's not un known but perhaps less these days.

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I am always time poor. Never know when I'm going to get some free time.

I have a hit list from this site but I'm finding the well reviewed girls are almost impossible to get a same or next days booking with.

Against that I have the excitement of wandering into a shop and seeing what happens next. In London you don't have to waste muchh time finding one.


YLF I'm curious, you are in a well paid job but you can find local talent when it suits.  Do you have a secretary who books these?  It's not un known but perhaps less these days.

No mate, no sex retary researching and booking my punts, that's all down to me which is why the feeling of self loathing is so strong when I pick a wrong 'un!

Offline tallguy14879

For me personally it comes down to the fact that most of the agencies in/around my local areas have all basically vanished. Romford, Dagenham, Ilford, Hornchurch, Upminster...it's not like it was 10-15 years ago. Far from it, in fact. You used to be able to walk into these places at anytime day or night and have a choice of 2 girls (sometimes even British) and have a good time. Now those places just don't exist anymore. And as others have said, rather than waste £120+ for an hour of dissapointing fun with an independent WG, I think I'd rather spend less than half that on a decent rub down and the chance of something 'extra' thrown in at the end for fun.

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Before voicing this opinion I will freely admit my ignorance - I have never visited a massage parlour, nor would I, because a girl's looks are important to me and walking in blind is too much of a chance.

That said, having read the reviews over several years I am pretty dubious about the massage parlour threads    From that position of ignorance a high proportion look to me like touting. 

Offline Trenlover

its much more arousing to get a massage then a fuck,  and no its just not the same if a WG gives you a massage first ( usually they are crap anyway )

the few times ive been in massage places after about 30 mins of attention im ready to fuck the life out of the girl if she offers extras, I rarely get turned on by WG's these days that just try to rush straight into it.

Offline djs1969

For me as I have got older my attitude has changed (also my sexdrive if I am honest)
B4 I used to see wg but the drama and agro of it started to piss me off and it wasnt a pleasent leisure activity that is why I mainly just go for he massages now, and also do really like a strong massage which normally means thai .
Thats my view .

Offline ralhar

every kind of punt has it's own particular kink... and we all make our choice... I get that totally and don't have a problem with what people choose or what gets posted and reviewed... but I see massages as a niche (or I used to at least), in the same way walk ups are a niche, but what I'm seeing and I think what the OP is getting at, is that the amount of page space that is now going to massages and HE etc is starting to seem disproportionate... I look for sex without any ambiguity and the conclusion I'm coming to is that there is a distinct lack of talent... time to start stamp collecting or something maybe.

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And... they seem to have trailed off.  It's only me and a valiant few providing them  :hi:

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And... they seem to have trailed off.  It's only me and a valiant few providing them  :hi:

Sparkus, you are welcome.  You write readable reviews with a reasonable amount of detail.  Keep 'em coming.

Thought I'd mention this as one I am considering for a potential TOFTT candidate who offers a massage CIM service.

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Sparkus, you are welcome.  You write readable reviews with a reasonable amount of detail.  Keep 'em coming.

Thought I'd mention this as one I am considering for a potential TOFTT candidate who offers a massage CIM service.

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I've quite a bit of experience with FBSM which incidentally isn't just paying a lot of money for a wank as suggested by ralhar (whose predilection for walkups I confess to sharing). For most enthusiasts of FBSM, the massage itself is important and for many also the WSWS (will she, won't she) aspect whereby you don't know how much lee-way in the way of extras you might get. In other words it's a very different kind of game to regular punting.

Most FS providers who also offer massage couldn't give a good massage to save their lives, so prepare to be disappointed if like many FBSM enthusiasts that is important to you. The FBSM game is more to find a good masseuse who might also incidentally offer you FS as an extra. Wish you luck with Suzi.

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I've quite a bit of experience with FBSM which incidentally isn't just paying a lot of money for a wank as suggested by ralhar (whose predilection for walkups I confess to sharing). For most enthusiasts of FBSM, the massage itself is important and for many also the WSWS (will she, won't she) aspect whereby you don't know how much lee-way in the way of extras you might get. In other words it's a very different kind of game to regular punting.

Most FS providers who also offer massage couldn't give a good massage to save their lives, so prepare to be disappointed if like many FBSM enthusiasts that is important to you. The FBSM game is more to find a good masseuse who might also incidentally offer you FS as an extra. Wish you luck with Suzi.

Joe, agreed.  I am trying to gauge whether she can actually give a passable massage.  In my experience Sensual Brigit is unique as the only SP I know of who can do both.  I'll report back.

Offline stevethebroker

In recent years I have moved more from punting to fbsm, although I still punt from time to time. Don't think there is a specific reason, but maybe lower cost compared to a punt and maybe its more relaxing and needs less effort.

Although the masseuse im seeing recently is real hot but unfortunately doesn't do fs no matter what which is a real shame

Offline alessiobou

Punting and massages are the same in my head: they are lotteries. The only thing is, chances of winning with a massage are higher. It's a less risky game to play.

Through trial and error I've learned that I'm much less likely to be disappointed by a masseuse than I would by a WG. I barely punt anymore, it's mostly massages.

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It's not just massage posts that have increased in volume, I could be mistaken but there does also seem to have been a lot more traffic in the seeking arrangements vein. Maybe the Romanians have succeeded in doing what people have been saying for two millennia couldn't be done - killing off demand for the worlds oldest profession.