External Link/Members Only (although appears to be down right now, so try
External Link/Members Only)
35 Westow Hill, Crystal Palace SE19 1TQ, 020 8761 2910
The venue's right on one of Crystal Palace's main streets so it's a little indiscreet, but I found it non-pressured enough to just duck in. The shop always seems to be empty of other customers the few times I've passed by.
Since it started advertising wanton services on Gumtree (example:
External Link/Members Only), Qi Clinic became my most local rub-and-tug option. I'd been in once before, when I encountered Lily, the main Chinese woman, but had declined any sort of extra as I didn't like her: over 50, super-surly, too aggressive in the massage.
Walking by earlier, I spotted a different lady who looked more my cup of jasmine tea. She turned out to be Wendy, and I even took an illicit photograph with my fellow UKpunters in mind (attached)
Not amazing looking and a bit padded, but there was something mischievous about her, plus my MILF radar was properly flickering. I'd put her at about 40. Chinese again, and more subservient. Decent tits too, judging by the bulge in her dress.
Anyway, we haggled and eventually settled on 30 mins + OWO to finish for £70.
It was a decent massage, slowly upping the touching/intimacy ante, hands running right up the insides of my legs, and meanwhile I found myself free to stroke and rub her through her clothes; I even lifted her tight dress to her waist and stroked her increasingly wet pussy through her stockings and undies. By then she was onto a very decent blowjob - not fast and machine-like, but slow and sensual. Eventually I popped - a little in her mouth, but she wasn't so into that, so mostly onto my chest. Oh and we also kissed a bit at some point, although she kept her mouth closed, so meh. Afterwards I had a nice shower. So, to recap, massage + OWO + light kissing + stroking/groping + shower for £70.
All things considered, I felt pretty content with my lot. It's not going to trouble the Punt of the Year judges, but it was definitely a positive.
Wendy said she only worked Thursdays, although given she initially thought today was Saturday, who fucking knows. Safest bet is probably to ring up and ask. I know they sometimes have other girls in; it all seems a bit arbitrary. She also said she offered nude, and I suspect you could fuck her if you paid enough.
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