External Link/Members OnlyWell I was on a business trip in Hamilton, my home city of Inverness is basically a Punting wasteland and Aberdeen which I regularly visit for work has all but collapsed for quality punting.
Feeling the need to stick my wick in a lady and whilst in a Hamilton hotel I decided to TOFTT...bad idea!
Name of lady: Lisa apparently don't remember her mentioning it on meeting her
Location: Hamilton Town Centre
Time booked: 1hr reduced to 30minutes when meeting the "lovely lady"
Cost: £60
Age of lady: Advertised 29 actually more like 45+
Description of Lady: Slim and petite oriental lady
Actual look of lady: Short, chubby, agricultural build and gapped toothed...oddly smooth and tight legs considering the rest of the package
Services offered: Massage, "A" Levels, Role play & Fantasy, Quickie, French Kiss, OW, OWO, FETISH, GFE & WS...To quote her profile statement:Hai guys
I am Lisa. Slim and petite oriental lady. I offer oil massage, French kissing ,CIM, with full personal service. Speaks good English so we can communicate just let me know what you fancy and I will try my best.
Actual service given: BWAHAHAHA!
Comms: Good
So I want to make it clear right from the beginning that I was fully expecting that this would be a poor punt and it was very much a TOFFT with the mild hope that I would be pleasantly surprised.
The Booking:
After arriving in my hotel and deciding I wanted a punt I did consider going into Glasgow. I decided I didn't want the extra time added onto my evening so resolved to see what pickings were available in Hamilton. I have had one prior punt in Hamilton with a young Hispanic/Mixed race girl that wasn't too bad albeit she refused the advertised kissing and OWO so it is possible in the area. Pickings were slim but as I personally prefer Oriental I zeroed in on a couple of Oriental/Chinese profiles in the centre of Hamilton. Out of the two Lisa sounded a bit more promising service wise albeit her stated age of 29 and fake picture set off the odd warning bell. Nevertheless I resolved myself to a TOFFT reminding myself that I have been surprised under such circumstances. I phoned up and a Chinese sounding lady picked up. I asked if OWO and kissing was available, she said yes and how long did I want? I said 1hr and asked when she could see me, she gave a time in 45 minutes which stretches my spontaneous punt period but it wasn't unreasonable. I freshened myself then set off thirty minutes later. She asked me to phone once I got to the address on the High Street, on phoning she stated a flat and I let myself into a pitch black hall that looked more like the entrance to a Drug Den, should of turned around and left but I plowed on up teh stairs using my phone to light the way. I found the door and knocked, I heard some fumbling but nothing more. I knocked again and eventually the door opened. I resolved to immediately leave if the scene behind the door was bad. It wasn't and whilst plain it had at least been decorated and there was a laminate floor, the "Girl" was hiding behind the door which is an old Whore trick to make you step in so she can close the door behind you before you can change your mind.
The Punt:
Standing in the hallway I was presented with our Petite Slim 29 year old lady dressed in Asian sailor girl skirt and shirt...oh hang on only the last ting was true in that statement. I was actually presented with a short chubby gap toothed Chinese lady who was not south of 40 imho. She was being friendly and as I said she had those oddly smooth legs. I pondered for a moment as she beckoned to a room considering leaving but I decided "No this is a TOFFT and I do want to have a fuck maybe she will surprise me". Going into the room she asked how much time I wanted, I responded 30 minutes and after paying up the requested £60. The room itself was small, high ceilinged and plain with a cheap double bed and mismatching bedding.
She beckoned me to take my clothes off, no shower was offered not that I was bothered considering what I was about to punt. Usually I leave my glasses on so I can fully drink the beauty of the woman I am fucking, I took them off in considering the reality and the room descended into a nice blur. Lying face down she started on a not unpleasant massage, I have had worse and I have had better. Eventually she asked me to turn over helped liven my lad up with a hand job (a good looking girl and I would already be a tent pole), she then leaned over and grabbed a Condom...so much for OWO. Not that I complained I didn't particularly want her bare mouth over my rod. To be fair this was arguably the highlight of the punt, as I laid back and closed my eyes she did give a good deep blow job for a reasonable amount of time. Eventually she finished took her shirt off to present two squidgy breasts and asked me to go on top, wanting to get the job over I plunged in closed my eyes and started thrusting. She certainly made the right moans tinged with surprise (I have a good sized lad) and I worked at her for a while. I made no effort to get in close to kiss and nibble keeping my arms straight in a press up position, with an attractive woman I will bring her in close but that wasn't happening here. On a side note to my relief she had a shaved pussy area, on Chinese woman I don't mind a hairy bush but only on a young woman. I brought myself to climax, pulled out then started to get myself sorted. She passed a wet wipe and I tugged off the rubber and got dressed.
Finally I let her take me to the door as she was telling me to come again...not a chance.
Conclusion:
Obviously a rip off punt with all the worse tricks that Chinese Madams get up to, not so much a bait and switch but a case of false advertising! Not even close to the advertised girl and services!
The only mitigation is this was an active TOFTT punt and I was fully expecting that I would be diddled, probably should have walked but then again now you guys have the info to walk yourself on the future and deny them reward for their terrible practices!
I used to be a huge fan of the spontaneous on the day punt, the act of a last minute booking was part of the erotic excitement for me. No longer! It just isn't worth it any more considering how dire the situation is, that this kind of operation can get away with it shows how things are at the moment. I am no-longer prepared to throw my money away like this.
From now on it is less punts and they will be preplanned and booked with reviewed proven ladies.
