Having years ago been a parlour regular around Stoke and Crewe, based upon some good memories, I just fancied a change from an AW booking. Yesterday finding myself in Crewe I thought, having not been in one of these places for years I would give (
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I called ahead, was told had only one lady available, Beccy who was very popular, English, in her 20's, slim short dark hair and very attractive, £40 / half hour, all sounded good.
I arrived at Alicia's, paid my £40 asked if I wanted a shower, to which I said yes and was then told to go upstairs to room No 1.
This is where it all went downhill rapidly, had I not already handed over the cash, I would have turned and walked out, the place is absolutely filthy, the room was in a disgusting state. I took one look at the shower and changed my mind, coupled with the fact there were no clean towels to use soon decided that. There was only 2 or three what looked more like brown rags than towels hanging on a small wooden rail next to the heater, probably still drying after previous use.
There was a propane heater burning in the room and the air was full of fumes.
Towel on the bed / sheets looked like they had been there a week.
This place is a health hazard.
I undressed and sat on the bed, soon after Beccy arrived upstairs, not the 20 something I was expecting, what appeared was an EE approaching twice that age, even by parlour standards, quite an unbelievable exaggeration. Despite her age, she was slim, certainly not ugly and seemed friendly enough, so agreed + £20 for OWO. What followed was the only positive side of the visit, quite a lengthy session of deep throat OWO. The only thing that spoiled it was the reek of stale tobacco. After she grabbed a condom, lay down and asked me to lick her pussy, With the smell of tobacco, coupled with BO, I declined the kind offer. Given the state of the shower this was probably not entirely her fault, maybe she was as reluctant to use the shower as I had been myself. She then put on the condom, and asked me to get on top, which I did for a while, but the smell was so overpowering I asked her to get on top, so I could distance my nostrils from her. In the end I couldn't finish, so took off the condom and she tried to finish me by hand, her efforts were so poor I took over to finish the job. As soon as I stood, the towel on the bed was flattened out again in readiness for the next customer. I dressed and left.
After leaving into the daylight I noticed my coat which had fallen onto the floor was absolutely covered in dust, clearly the floor has not even been swept for a considerable time, All the way home, I could smell the remnants of Tobacco and BO that had transferred to me, and was so relieved to get home, put all my clothes in the wash and have a long soak in a clean bath.
What a thoroughly disgusting experience, no wonder the parlour scene has diminished greatly, clearly unless something changes drastically, these places have had their day.
I will not be returning here ever again, or any other parlour any time soon.
Avoid this place at all costs, but if anyone decides to venture into this establishment, please first ensure all your vaccinations are up to date.
