LenaMassage - Birmingham / Oxford - worst B 2 B in panties

[pisceanuk]

I have decided to write this review after I recently came to know a friend also got conned by this lady.

This was the worst experience I had after a very long time. Time keeping was bad and appointment was delayed. When I reached the venue found a 40+ lady open the door.

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I parted with money for 1 hour and she told me to undress. Undressed and was on the massage table. She came in a dress and started massaging and no attempt to take out the dress. Massage was not great. She lacked interest and there was no pressure. She took out her dress but kept her panties on and started sliding on my back with her panties. I was disappointed as I was expecting her to take off the panties but no she said she won't and never does. I understood its a rip off. Her advt on Adultwork does not state she will keep her panties on. This was a turn off. Anyways, I tried to enjoy for the money paid. She asked me to turn over and then started rubbing her boobs - very small and soft boobs. There was lack of sexiness or passion in the whole experience.

I was not turned on in the whole experience. It was such a waste of money and recently a friend informed about his experience which was similar. Guys avoid her like plague.

Positives:

- Hardly any

Negatives:

- Deception - wrong age stated on AW - she is old and looks knackered

- Not pretty at all

- Very small boobs

- Wears shorts (or what she calls panties) during the body to body massage

- Uninterested and keeps taking breaks during the massage and goes away

Will I go again - Never ever

[mike61]

Pisceanuk

Thanks for the review. I am a bit surprised by this as the previous reviews were reasonable. I have had her on my list and almost booked a few weeks ago but was put off by the area. Based on your review, I think I will give it a miss unless there is some improvement.

The previous reviews say she looked her age, do you think you were subject to bait and switch.

I am sick of what is happening with some of the WG's and fed up with blatant trade description offences in the adverts.  They have us over a barrel as we cant report them to anyone and when you have the urge, you need some relief and often come away dissapointed.

Thank goodness for this site where you can at least get another perspective on a girl's advert. Once again, thanks for the warning.

Mike   

[pisceanuk]

It was definitely the same girl. Unlike in and around London, midlands and these areas lack good body to body masseuses and therefore, an average or below average masseuse also feels pretty good for some.

I should have stopped the massage when she refused to take out the panties and should have insisted on full refund but I ended being too polite.

If around midlands then I will recommend Lola whom I reviewed. I havent come across a full fledged body to body (naked) with frontal slides in midlands yet.

[bonham]

I have decided to write this review after I recently came to know a friend also got conned by this lady.

This was the worst experience I had after a very long time. Time keeping was bad and appointment was delayed. When I reached the venue found a 40+ lady open the door.

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

I parted with money for 1 hour and she told me to undress. Undressed and was on the massage table. She came in a dress and started massaging and no attempt to take out the dress. Massage was not great. She lacked interest and there was no pressure. She took out her dress but kept her panties on and started sliding on my back with her panties. I was disappointed as I was expecting her to take off the panties but no she said she won't and never does. I understood its a rip off. Her advt on Adultwork does not state she will keep her panties on. This was a turn off. Anyways, I tried to enjoy for the money paid. She asked me to turn over and then started rubbing her boobs - very small and soft boobs. There was lack of sexiness or passion in the whole experience.

I was not turned on in the whole experience. It was such a waste of money and recently a friend informed about his experience which was similar. Guys avoid her like plague.

Positives:

- Hardly any

Negatives:

- Deception - wrong age stated on AW - she is old and looks knackered

- Not pretty at all

- Very small boobs

- Wears shorts (or what she calls panties) during the body to body massage

- Uninterested and keeps taking breaks during the massage and goes away

Will I go again - Never ever

I've seen Lena I'm shur there been a bait and switch the girl i seen was exactly the girl in the pics about 27 .Not bad service but won't be going back now she was in borsal heath when i seen her thanks for the review

[smiley9]

Thanks for the Review pisceanuk  so basically this was B/S She was 40+ ?  One to avoid