In my long and illustrious punting career, I've seen two Polish woman - both have been dreadful.
So why did I take a punt with Polish Monica?
External Link/Members Only Well, a side from having my only two brain cells in my bellend and full balls, I took the plunge because I was bored (I hate Easter) and she was cheap - £99 for 1 hour. With hindsight, what made my decision to see her even more moronic is that she's vastly inexperienced as an escort (she's only been doing it for 5 weeks!) and she was not reviewed on UKP.
Needly to say, my decision to see her was a disastrous one. I guess it's true what they say, 'act in haste, repent at leisure' and 'you get what you pay for'.
Service:
£99 for 1 hour
Comms:
By AW messaging - prompt responses. As agreed, she 'phoned 5 minutues before the appointment to give me her hotel room number.
Place:
Peterborough central
Appearance:
She claims to be 31 years old - probably about right. Facially - tonnes of make-up. She has obvious signs of child birth - stretch marks on belly. Odd tattoo. Personality - I found her cold and sullen. Not warm. Polite but not friendly.
Action:
To be fair, she consented (sometimes reluctantly) to the services I requested on her enjoys list - French kissing (but it wasn't French); OWO; penetration and facial but it was all way too perfunctory and lacked any real passion, enthusiasm or oomph. No deep throat.
As with most EE girls, prior to the punt her communications were excellent - however, once the paperwork was sorted, the mask of friendliness and interest started to slip. I felt as if I was inconveniencing her!
I began to get bored after about 20 minutes - but somehow managed to stick with it for the full hour. She managed to dodge my generous facial, most of it covered the bedspread behind her which just about summed up the whole experience.
All in all, terrible.
Note to self - no more EE girls!
