London massage shop mini reviews

[Jonestown]

Chinese shop refurbishments take days rather than weeks, they bring the crew in and they work round the clock, time is money. I too can’t understand why SLSW is taking so long to get sorted out.

[FlaccidChimp]

I was going by in a car and saw an attractive Asian lady at the front of Ruean Siam Steam Sauna and Massage. She has chest length hair and looked in her 30s. I would go look for her but I just see one person at the moment. This was on a Tuesday around noon. There is a bus stop outside so it's a bit too conspicuous for me also.

[Scrumpy69]

There is an oasis in South offering relaxing massage £60
Anyone tried it?

Sorry meant to say south croydon on the high street, any intel?

[Darren101]

Sorry meant to say south croydon on the high street, any intel?

Never been but I read elsewhere that extras are on offer. They said massage was good too. Of course can depend on who you get for the massage.

[Scrumpy69]

Time to toftt

[folma322]

Has anyone tried Saniya's in Alperton recently
Link is this based on previous number I had saved External Link/Members Only

I've been here before and reviewed but no extras, some other reviews mention possible extras.
They have been updating their WhatsApp status about new girls but no pics.

Would be nice to know to have a switch up from the usual Chinese.

[Bangman]

Has anyone tried Saniya's in Alperton recently

I also enquired new gumtree ads in wembley, they rebranded saniya to sukhi. There's even another one lili, both gave me same postcode, so i suspect it's same place.
I was sent photo, (they refused at first) but I think she wanted to temp me to come and gave a photo, girl looked similar to the girl i reviewed who i believe was named Saniya.

[Titti Tatti]

Monica,   Dr Herb,  Bethnall Green..  Works Wednesdays.

There are two good reasons for seeing Monica. 
A slightly unconventional technique, using forearms a lot, Essex the areas I asked for work on (not always the case).
Her looks.  I love a slim, petite frame, with a sharp haircut - they should have called her Rachel (ok black hair suggests M). Quite pretty really. Nice smile, a little shy, scant English. Good add one with nipples that are more like tassels then buttons Age? Who knows? 30? but equally likely 24.

Paid £90 for 90 mins and surprised  to turn over  and find only 45mins had passed.Agreed on B2B 60 and an extra 10 for.kisses.

The lack of swipes should have been a clue.  Rest of.time was fun but served with a diffidence. Kisses amounted a few pecks and one closed lips snog.  At on point she said on 5 mins left, it was 15.  Still she stuck to the task to the real end.

Might be worth massage + HE if you.like a slender frame and cute face. Sadely I doubt I'll return.

[JKOL94]

Hey gents,
I'm wondering if any of you guys could recommend a good Thai or Chinese (mostly legit) place that does a good professional prostate massage? Every place I've turned to so far has either not responded or offered me the usual straight happy ending..

[Jonestown]

Hey gents,
I'm wondering if any of you guys could recommend a good Thai or Chinese (mostly legit) place that does a good professional prostate massage? Every place I've turned to so far has either not responded or offered me the usual straight happy ending..

Probably because there is no such thing as a professional prostate massage, unless there is an Urology protocol for taking a semen sample.

Have you tried searching on AW for prostate massage ? I know there was an older Hungarian woman around Chancery Lane who claimed to be a specialist on there, claimed to be a doctor or run a “klinic”, might still be around.

[JKOL94]

Probably because there is no such thing as a professional prostate massage, unless there is an Urology protocol for taking a semen sample.

Have you tried searching on AW for prostate massage ? I know there was an older Hungarian woman around Chancery Lane who claimed to be a specialist on there, claimed to be a doctor or run a “klinic”, might still be around.

Interesting.. Do you happen to remember the name of this lady..?

[Jonestown]

Interesting.. Do you happen to remember the name of this lady..?

No I don’t, I looked on AW, there are 28 London profiles that highlight prostate massage, but none are the one I had in mind. Just work your way through the 28, hopefully you’ll find something of interest.

Further investigation reveals it was ESSO massage working out of a flat on Grays Inn Road, no longer active it seems. But if you use advanced search, top right of page, select London forum, prostate massage, there are dozens of similar requests to your own.

[alexm40]

PLACE: Pure Wellness Spa, St John St Farringdon
DATE/TIME: 4pm 8/9/2026

Thanks OP, that's an interesting one! I stopped many times at the "smoked house" next door but NEVER noticed this parlour. Thanks!!

[Hugeadmirer]

Hey gents,
I'm wondering if any of you guys could recommend a good Thai or Chinese (mostly legit) place that does a good professional prostate massage? Every place I've turned to so far has either not responded or offered me the usual straight happy ending..

Nana at Morden Thai massage has a very good finger up the bum technique. She’ll also know intuitively if it’s what you like so you don’t even need to ask

[Dax]

Anyone know of shop with a slim hot oriental GILF 50+?

[folma322]

Anyone know of shop with a slim hot oriental GILF 50+?

Evergreen health in Barnet, works on Monday/Friday skinny 40+ skinny pale skin didn't get a name though.
They also have 30-40 range girl called "su ti" I think, hard to understand these Chinese girls sometimes. Tan, dyed brown hair and slim.

Both give excellent massages. For extras it's HJ, B2B and allow RO, got DFK once but nothing more.

They would fit your criteria of slim and first girl might fit or be close to your gilf criteria.

[Dax]

Evergreen health in Barnet, works on Monday/Friday skinny 40+ skinny pale skin didn't get a name though.
They also have 30-40 range girl called "su ti" I think, hard to understand these Chinese girls sometimes. Tan, dyed brown hair and slim.

Both give excellent massages. For extras it's HJ, B2B and allow RO, got DFK once but nothing more.

They would fit your criteria of slim and first girl might fit or be close to your gilf criteria.

Thanks will try and check it out if I am near the area.

[Jordanstar7520]

Has anyone been to ask massage in Shoreditch and Marylebone? So far I’ve only heard Zara and Amy do extras, I’ve bee with iryna who is so lovely but she didn’t do extras when I went there, however she said she does sensual massage for £200 in text but idk if that includes HE when she described it to me. Does have experience with Zara or Amy, or anyone else at ask massage that does extras please?

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[lougb1]

Has anyone been to ask massage in Shoreditch and Marylebone? So far I’ve only heard Zara and Amy do extras, I’ve bee with iryna who is so lovely but she didn’t do extras when I went there, however she said she does sensual massage for £200 in text but idk if that includes HE when she described it to me. Does have experience with Zara or Amy, or anyone else at ask massage that does extras please?

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https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=418528.0

My review of Zara if that helps.

 

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[daviemac]

Has anyone been to ask massage in Shoreditch and Marylebone? So far I’ve only heard Zara and Amy do extras, I’ve bee with iryna who is so lovely but she didn’t do extras when I went there, however she said she does sensual massage for £200 in text but idk if that includes HE when she described it to me. Does have experience with Zara or Amy, or anyone else at ask massage that does extras please?

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Mate stop using the 'report to moderator' link to reply to posts, either use the 'quote' opposite the reply # at the top of the post or the 'reply' button at the bottom of the thread.

[Jordanstar7520]

Mate stop using the 'report to moderator' link to reply to posts, either use the 'quote' opposite the reply # at the top of the post or the 'reply' button at the bottom of the thread.

sorry that was my first reply I didn’t know how to do one

[Jordanstar7520]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=418528.0

My review of Zara if that helps.

 

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have you been to other girls in ask massGe

[lougb1]

have you been to other girls in ask massGe

Try the search facility squire...

Meanwhile Amy


https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=425694.msg4240681#msg4240681

I haven't tried nor needed the others

 

[jaj909]

Visited Dr GU's near Clapham North recently - (SW9 9RT - External Link/Members Only)
Just dropped in (didnt book in advance) after heard some good things here and Dr Gu greeted me and agreed to 30 mins with a mysterious (i.e not present) masseuse, but i was assured by Gu that she was young and pretty.
Paid 40 for 30 mins and went into the room to wait. The masseuse appeared - mid 40's in face and body (body was a bit of a turn off i would later discover  - aged and a bit flabby). Too late to retreat - so laid down to wait for the massage. She was very good at the massage part, then half way in she offered me 'extras' and i got her down to £50 (form 60) for nude hr (though fs was on offer and probably more), though in retrospect i should have just gone for clothed. Got a serviceable ending, dressed and left.

Verdict: My understanding is that this place rotates through different girls each week and perhaps given the place is semi legit they do actually have massage skills, so it's luck of the draw if you get a hot one. I may return if i'm in the area but be a bit more insistent about seeing the girl first (had i seen the masseuse i would have walked). What would you guys have done? asked to see the girl beforehand? The shop had a customer in when i arrived (who seemed to actually be there for the medicinal side of the shops's offerings) which made asking to meet the girl impossible..

[Jonestown]

Visited Dr GU's near Clapham North recently - (SW9 9RT - External Link/Members Only)
Just dropped in (didnt book in advance) after heard some good things here and Dr Gu greeted me and agreed to 30 mins with a mysterious (i.e not present) masseuse, but i was assured by Gu that she was young and pretty.
Paid 40 for 30 mins and went into the room to wait. The masseuse appeared - mid 40's in face and body (body was a bit of a turn off i would later discover  - aged and a bit flabby). Too late to retreat - so laid down to wait for the massage. She was very good at the massage part, then half way in she offered me 'extras' and i got her down to £50 (form 60) for nude hr (though fs was on offer and probably more), though in retrospect i should have just gone for clothed. Got a serviceable ending, dressed and left.

Verdict: My understanding is that this place rotates through different girls each week and perhaps given the place is semi legit they do actually have massage skills, so it's luck of the draw if you get a hot one. I may return if i'm in the area but be a bit more insistent about seeing the girl first (had i seen the masseuse i would have walked). What would you guys have done? asked to see the girl beforehand? The shop had a customer in when i arrived (who seemed to actually be there for the medicinal side of the shops's offerings) which made asking to meet the girl impossible..

Yes if you’re going in blind always insist on seeing the girl first, if they say no it’s either a legit shop or they have something to hide.

[sparkus]

Yes if you’re going in blind always insist on seeing the girl first, if they say no it’s either a legit shop or they have something to hide.

Yeah, that's something I learned after many, many wasted hours and wallets.

Be prepared for awkward exchanges a la "Why does it matter what a massage provider looks like?"

If there's a bigger/bustier girl working you can say things like "She looks strong, let's take her."

If there's a slim pretty one who looks better say the opposite.  There's always wordings you can employ if the woman on reception is not too happy.

It's often a battle if there's two on, one fit and the other not and the fit one has been popular all day and the other has earned no tips with closing time in sight.  That's when they try to stop you seeing them or refuse you a choice (or do things like hide the fit one away).

I've heard it all really.  You go and try to see a favoured girl on a day you know she's there and you might even see her there and the receptionist is digging in that some farmer's wife or frumpy dumpy is "just as good" 

[sparkus]

I've recce'd Good Health or whatever it's called on Hoe Street E17 twice now as there's a music venue over the road (appreciate I'm risking wife and limb doing this).

Both times been greeted by an amiable but not really interesting 40 something lady, about size 12, 5' 6'', b cups.  Keen for custom but no English so couldn't answer questions about other staff (both times she was actually doing massages and came out when she heard the door).

TBH having recce'd here a few times now and seen nothing of interest just won't bother now.  Their parent shop up the road seems to be where it's at.

[stampjones]

I've recce'd Good Health or whatever it's called on Hoe Street E17 twice now as there's a music venue over the road (appreciate I'm risking wife and limb doing this).

Both times been greeted by an amiable but not really interesting 40 something lady, about size 12, 5' 6'', b cups.  Keen for custom but no English so couldn't answer questions about other staff (both times she was actually doing massages and came out when she heard the door).

TBH having recce'd here a few times now and seen nothing of interest just won't bother now.  Their parent shop up the road seems to be where it's at.

Definite red flag when they come out from a massage to answer the door. That seriously pisses me off

[sparkus]

Definite red flag when they come out from a massage to answer the door. That seriously pisses me off

Her and another one there have done it.  Just lock the door FFS.

[Jordanstar7520]

You probably heard Coco (Boss Lady) being fucked, hence the chaotic booking system.

You should have stayed and had a chat. 

does coco fuck? When I went there she said she doesn’t fuck or do owo, it was my first time there tbf

[Munter84]

Found myself in Hammersmith last week and I decided to try Herbal China in King Street. The door was locked and I tried the buzzer a couple of times, but no response or signs of life. They must have been with a client.

I carried on walking west to see what other options arose and eventually came across Sanspa Thai Massage, about a 15 minute walk toward Chiswick. There was a pleasant looking Thai milf with a lip job on the counter, I asked for a hour massage and was quoted £60, no discussion of what type of massage or attempt to upsell. Paid cash. In the (very warm) room stripped and laid down. Asked for medium-firm massage and this is indeed what I got, and very decent it was too - at points covered with a towel, other times with the towel moved to one side or the other. No hint of sensuality until after the flip when she asked "you want me to massage here?" pointing to my crotch. Decent but not outstanding HE with polite touch to her (fully clothed) permitted. There had been no mention of price or other services on offer, but I handed her £30 which she seemed happy with.

I didn't catch her name but this was a Wednesday. One other lady also working on that occasion, similar age and attractiveness.

[alexm40]

PLACE: Pure Wellness Spa, St John St Farringdon
SPs: Julie and Anna

I wholeheartedly recommend the place and Julie in particular. It’s useful to have as a ‘go to’ establishment when in the area. Left without asking what days Julie works, unfortunately.

I paid a visit following this mini review. Completely different story for me.

When I arrived, I asked the receptionist – who looked to be in her forties – for a 45-minute session. I paid £50, which is more than the price listed on the website. I asked for the masseuse’s name, secretly hoping it would be Julia; the answer was Chada or something like that.

I undressed in the room. When ‘Chada’ arrived, I was surprised: a European girl, not very tall with blue eyes, but dressed, I’d say, quite modestly – jeans, a top, a jumper, etc. I asked her if I should keep my underpants on or not; she replied, ‘As you like.’ A good sign. So I took them off. She dimmed the lights; I could barely make her out, the room was very dark. She asks me if I’ve come yet; I reply yes, obviously.
The massage is quite good, but there aren’t really any signs that anything more is going to happen. Except for one moment when she asks me to spread my legs wider because she’s kneeling between my thighs. Then turnover, no questions poped, a head and shoulder massage. And that’s it, the 45 minutes are up, finished, goodnight.

I wouldn't recommend at all if you want more than a legit massage.

[alexm40]

Following the disaster at Wellness Clerkenwell (mini review above), I looked for another salon in the area as I was obviously left feeling unsatisfied.

I was torn between several places, notably 99 Thai Massage on Northampton Row, Qi Health Spa on Duncan Street, or somewhere near Chapel Market. In the end, I went further north to Herb Garden on Holloway Road
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The place is a bit shabby. I paid for 45mn again and the receptionist turned out to be the masseuse. Not a word was exchanged, not even the usual ‘have you been here before’.
In the room, same question about the underpants, answer: ‘take it out’.

The massage turned out to be particularly intense, even dangerous – the sort of massage I don’t like (the kind with knees on your back). I asked for something softer...
Again, no clue as to what might or might not follow.

However, at the turnover, the question: “What do you want? What are you offering? How much are you paying?” The usual haggling. I settled for BtB at £50. BJ was £90, I refused.
The BB was very good, completely naked, lots of massage on the cock with her breasts. Limited access to pussy, my hand was pushed away, I didn’t insist.
Name: Coco, plain face, tummy, in her 40s, works Mondays and Fridays I think. I had what I was looking for but I won’t be going back

[sparkus]

New place called Premier Spa on Leather Lane...any1 tried it yet?

[Munter84]

Requesting intel for these shops/spas -

Himalayas Springs, Chiswick
Pamiika, also Chiswick?

TIA

[jaj909]

Visited Dr GU's near Clapham North recently - (SW9 9RT - External Link/Members Only)
Just dropped in (didnt book in advance) after heard some good things here and Dr Gu greeted me and agreed to 30 mins with a mysterious (i.e not present) masseuse, but i was assured by Gu that she was young and pretty.
Paid 40 for 30 mins and went into the room to wait. The masseuse appeared - mid 40's in face and body (body was a bit of a turn off i would later discover  - aged and a bit flabby). Too late to retreat - so laid down to wait for the massage. She was very good at the massage part, then half way in she offered me 'extras' and i got her down to £50 (form 60) for nude hr (though fs was on offer and probably more), though in retrospect i should have just gone for clothed. Got a serviceable ending, dressed and left.

Verdict: My understanding is that this place rotates through different girls each week and perhaps given the place is semi legit they do actually have massage skills, so it's luck of the draw if you get a hot one. I may return if i'm in the area but be a bit more insistent about seeing the girl first (had i seen the masseuse i would have walked). What would you guys have done? asked to see the girl beforehand? The shop had a customer in when i arrived (who seemed to actually be there for the medicinal side of the shops's offerings) which made asking to meet the girl impossible..

Dopped by Gu's again the other day to see who was working as I was too chicken to ask before and ended up paying for a pleasant but unnatractive, to my eyes, masseuse. I was a bit more brazen this time and asked the good doctor if I could see who'll be 'massaging' me - she introduced tha lady - better looking than the last one I met, but I was hoping for a younger one, so i declined. Cant work out whether the doc was speaking in mock-astonishment when she said "you want younger!!?" (the girl was 40ish, late 30's at the absolute most). Regardless, i sheepishly mumbled 'uh uh yeh' and wished her a good day. Anyone familiar with this place and regularly go in to 'check' who's working? I kinda felt a bit uncomfortable, since Gu obvously knows the score, but the business also serves clientelle who actually visit for the herbal treatments and acupuncture - the knocking-shop side of things seems like a side hustle that helps the shop stay afloat. Strange spot

[elnukky]

KriHan Kingsbury - Sara

Moroccan lady, late 20's early 30's, 5'1, average looks, meaty arse and thighs. Decent massage, not really sensual though. Light conversation built up to extras after 20 minutes. OWO, FS various positions, very tight, needs a bit of easing in.

1 hour £40 on the door before 4pm, £100 for FS.

I would return to her, but not before trying the others.

[Bmanchris]

Any info on this place? Seems new and can't find anything when searching. External Link/Members Only

[Dax]

Any info on this place? Seems new and can't find anything when searching. External Link/Members Only

Seems like a Chinese brothel rather than a Shop as it will be based in a flat/house. Will likely have weekly rotational girls like the dozens other Chinese brothels.

[Jonestown]

Seems like a Chinese brothel rather than a Shop as it will be based in a flat/house. Will likely have weekly rotational girls like the dozens other Chinese brothels.

Quick, someone check out the milking table they claim to offer.

[Dax]

Quick, someone check out the milking table they claim to offer.

I messaged them and they said it was a flat.

[GmxJim]

Tried Golden Health on Junction Road last week. Couldn't decide between the Thai place, C & C or Golden Health. Walked up from Tufnell Park rather than Archway so decided on Golden Health. 2 girls on reception, both late 30's, a larger and a slimmer. Seemed to be some confusion over who was going to do the massage, they tried to go for 4 hands then wanted 30 minutes each ! The slimmer girl entered the room as requested, I think she said her name was Amy or Ally but didn't catch it.  Half decent massage then was asked if I wanted B2B. She wanted £60, trued to haggle down then I said FS for £60 and she seemed to agree. Got naked, lovely body and lots of reach unders etc but not full on B2B. Tried suggesting we moved on to FS but she just wasn't having it. Carried on with a half decent B2B and mutual touching laying to gather before a nice finish. All good but short changed on time and lured into paying £60 thinking I was getting FS !

[folma322]

Tried Golden Health on Junction Road last week. Couldn't decide between the Thai place, C & C or Golden Health. Walked up from Tufnell Park rather than Archway so decided on Golden Health. 2 girls on reception, both late 30's, a larger and a slimmer. Seemed to be some confusion over who was going to do the massage, they tried to go for 4 hands then wanted 30 minutes each ! The slimmer girl entered the room as requested, I think she said her name was Amy or Ally but didn't catch it.  Half decent massage then was asked if I wanted B2B. She wanted £60, trued to haggle down then I said FS for £60 and she seemed to agree. Got naked, lovely body and lots of reach unders etc but not full on B2B. Tried suggesting we moved on to FS but she just wasn't having it. Carried on with a half decent B2B and mutual touching laying to gather before a nice finish. All good but short changed on time and lured into paying £60 thinking I was getting FS !

Which day was this, there an "Amy" there on Saturdays. BJ with a sandwich bag for £100 which was not worth it, No mention of the bag during negotiations.

[GmxJim]

Was a Thursday from memory. definitely not a weekend.

[folma322]

Was a Thursday from memory. definitely not a weekend.

Been on a recent thursday, And seen this "Ally" as well. Got Offered B2B for £60 which i agreed then got up-sold to BJ + RO for £90. Ended up getting CIM as well, I did warn her but she continued so was a pleasant surprise. Pussy was a little musty but it was a hot day.
Face down massage was OK but lots of ball play and sensual scratches. Good BJ and kept going long after i came. Post funtime massage on the front side was great though probably since i rarely get the front massaged

Age bracket i would say 30s. Nice body, slim, small tits and short.

[Lightpressure]

Requesting intel for these shops/spas -

Himalayas Springs, Chiswick
Pamiika, also Chiswick?

TIA

These are both legitimate massage places.

Check out Ratchada thai therapy, Thai revival or Sanspa Thai massage if you want HR. Kew bridge massage for chinese

[Munter84]

These are both legitimate massage places.

Check out Ratchada thai therapy, Thai revival or Sanspa Thai massage if you want HR. Kew bridge massage for chinese

Good to know, thanks 

[GmxJim]

Been on a recent thursday, And seen this "Ally" as well. Got Offered B2B for £60 which i agreed then got up-sold to BJ + RO for £90. Ended up getting CIM as well, I did warn her but she continued so was a pleasant surprise. Pussy was a little musty but it was a hot day.
Face down massage was OK but lots of ball play and sensual scratches. Good BJ and kept going long after i came. Post funtime massage on the front side was great though probably since i rarely get the front massaged

Age bracket i would say 30s. Nice body, slim, small tits and short.

Yes that does sound very much like her.

[Bmanchris]

Opulence thai spa, covent garden. Legit status - Legit

[sparkus]

Leyton Natural Health is shown in an outside scene in Leytonstone in the new series of Amandaland on I-Player.