London massage shop mini reviews

[Vinegar Strokes]

Did you try looking on here first? If you search for jollygoodtime there are a few hits.

Ah, I searched for it with spaces and didn't have much joy, but have tried again as one word as you suggested and found the reviews. Thanks 

[Fuzzyduck]

Ah, I searched for it with spaces and didn't have much joy, but have tried again as one word as you suggested and found the reviews. Thanks 

I find you get better results by searching for the main part of the website domain (in this case jollygoodtime). It should find any mention of the website. It won't catch everything but it's a good start and might give you leads for further searches.

[y101y]

That place has mostly been meagre wrt to services, skill and enthusiasm and I've not bothered for years.
There is the shop much closer to the centre that opened a year or so back, just past the Polish store and near the pizza delivery place.  Early attempts found an unappealing Chinese matron on duty but I saw in passing an attractive youngster (<30) go in the shop and not come out, so they may've staffed up and be running a roster.

I did look for that place down the road near the polish shop, next to that big block of flats they built a couple years ago. Seems the shop is no longer a “spa” and has new signage for a Chinese herbal medicine type place. I walked past and saw an Asian bloke sitting with a girl on a sofa so didn’t bother even going in. I think we’re talking about the same place anyway.

In hindsight as I had been at lewisham station earlier I should’ve gone over to the Elverson Road place. That’s always reliable for a cheap FS (although the girls aren’t always much to look at!)

[londonhas]

JJ Natural Beauty and Massage - 42 Short's Gardens, London WC2H 9AP (near Covent Garden)

65 for 1 hr deep tissue, there was a EE and a old thick chinese granny working. EE was working also reception as granny didn't speak english much.

brought downstairs and had a very good deep tissue with granny, worked out all the knots. on the flip she asked if she wanted EE to come give extras... I didn't like the look of the EE so declined. not sure what else is available and costs. 

she said 2 girls are working usually.

might be one to miss if you are after extras but I recommend for deep tissue.

there is a shower in the room. we were in the basement. there might be a room at street level.  pretty discrete entrance

[pumps]

JJ Natural Beauty and Massage - 42 Short's Gardens, London WC2H 9AP (near Covent Garden)

65 for 1 hr deep tissue, there was a EE and a old thick chinese granny working. EE was working also reception as granny didn't speak english much.

brought downstairs and had a very good deep tissue with granny, worked out all the knots. on the flip she asked if she wanted EE to come give extras... I didn't like the look of the EE so declined. not sure what else is available and costs. 

she said 2 girls are working usually.

might be one to miss if you are after extras but I recommend for deep tissue.

there is a shower in the room. we were in the basement. there might be a room at street level.  pretty discrete entrance

Did the granny not try any thing on? Cheeky bum slaps, compliments? Accidental touches? Lol

[londonhas]

Did the granny not try any thing on? Cheeky bum slaps, compliments? Accidental touches? Lol

she did ask but before I answered she also offered the EE option. I guess the look on my face said it all

[sparkus]

I never went back ^ after the dreaded Eva and her very high opinion of herself and her services versus what I was prepared to pay for them.

[folma322]

Decided to try out a massage shops for the first time, always been a bit of a coward to go in. Visited natural health (mainly to due being on a side road) and evergreen health in Barnet in the last few weeks. Didn't get names because i'm awkward and even more awkward post nut.

Natural health: Walked in and greeted by older receptionist in a sort of faux nurses outfit. Payed £50 for 1 hour and shown to a room. On the way to the room i saw a youngish Chinese girl probably <30 who turned out to be the massage therapist. Got undressed and laid on the bed. Soft / sensual massage wasn't asked about pressure or the type massage at all. Zero English from the girl just the phrase "okay". After 30 mins get signal to turn over and she points to the penis and says "okay" to which i said yes we signed language'd what i wanted and ended up paying £60 for b2b hj. She climbed on top and gave access to tits but not pussy. After i came was given a leg and head massage. Showered in a bathroom which was separate from the massage room and left.

Girl 1: est 25-30, pretty face, slim, small tits, flat ass, bit of a mommy belly i think but still flat, thick hairy pussy.

Natural health 2: Again walked in payed the £50, Different girl, better massage when asked to turn over said £50 for b2b hj which i agreed. Climbed on top, allowed me to suck on her tits and access to pussy. Asked if i could eat her out and she said yes. She seemed to enjoy.

Girl 2: est 30-40, nice face, slim, small tits, nicer ass, tattoo above pussy, slightly hair pussy, big labia.

Evergreen health: Walked in again, this time when paying for the massage was given different options and payment methods (card or cash) ended up paying £60 cash for deep tissue massage. Taken to a room which was equipped with a shower. This place has a significantly better interior than the other place.  The deep tissue massage was very good, worked out years of knots in my back. Turned to lay on my back and she pointed at my cock and i said yes. payed £50 for b2b hj, she climbed on top allowing me to suck on tits and grinding her pussy area on my cock, after a few mins oil was applied and wanked off till completion.

Girl 3: est >40+, ok face not showing signs of age, small tits, slim body. bald pussy.

I enjoyed the experiences but really just left frustrated, would ideally would like to be sucked off. Maybe could have gotten more would girl 2 as she seemed to enjoy getting licked out (or is a talented actress  ). I do like not having to arrange things and just walking in though.

[Kojac]

Natural health 2: Again walked in payed the £50, Different girl, better massage when asked to turn over said £50 for b2b hj which i agreed. Climbed on top, allowed me to suck on her tits and access to pussy. Asked if i could eat her out and she said yes. She seemed to enjoy.

Girl 2: est 30-40, nice face, slim, small tits, nicer ass, tattoo above pussy, slightly hair pussy, big labia. I think I know this girl    
Maybe could have gotten more would girl 2 as she seemed to enjoy getting licked out (or is a talented actress  ).

Where is this gaff located and what day did you visit?   

[folma322]

Both places are in Barnet, first visit was a Saturday. Second visit was Friday.
Let me know if there was more on offer.

[Kojac]

Both places are in Barnet, first visit was a Saturday. Second visit was Friday.
Let me know if there was more on offer.

Cheers folma322 

[Billybong]

Elverson Road.  Recent Wednesday.  45 for 1 hour.  Julie, round face, average height, dark hair, 30ish, reasonably attractive.  Got larger room with shower.  Undressed, face down.  Gentle massage.  Very soon starts upgrade.  50 for b2b. Bit of nude b2b, then she lies on her back on table.  Smallish tits, big nipples, shaven tight lubricated gash.  Played with her for several minutes, no restrictions, then she jerked me whilst standing onto her body.  Then she had shower so I could watch and resumed massage.  But the job was over so I left - pleasant.

[Jokerinpack]

Hi. Not sure to ask cos it isn’t a review. Been a long time out of the game and wondered what’s happening at Northfields/ Chiswick massage ? Have they anyone decent in doing the rounds? Really after a good massage and oral finish. More if on offer.

[Budgiesmuggler]

Still Water Spa
Bromley
External Link/Members Only
On the way to the Waldo Road dump off Homesdale Road.

Saw it got raided a couple of weeks ago but still seems open so mama-san obviously had her paperwork in order. 

Visited Friday last week and saw Luxi. 45min massage £40.
Typically 40ish chinese woman. Offered extras upfront HE £30, B2B £50.
Did nothing for me so rejected which obviously annoyed her as massage went from crap to very crap.

Wont return unless someone else has any recommendations....

[StevenSELondon]

Good Morning Gents,
After a year or so away from the site, I am back and ready to get back in to action!

Anyone tried the rather expensive looking Arcadia Beauty spa in King's Cross?

[Kojac]

Good Morning Gents,
After a year or so away from the site, I am back and ready to get back in to action!

Anyone tried the rather expensive looking Arcadia Beauty spa in King's Cross?

I carried out reconnaissance at this gaff few weeks ago. 

There's a frosty chinese receptionist who told me that there are other girls who do massage at back of shop, but she did ask me if I wanted a massage, I said no because I was checking out the general area.

It's Kings X and I think they close at 10pm, so I doubt it is legit.

I am going to go back tho to see if I can charm the receptionist out of her knickers. 

[stampjones]

Good Morning Gents,
After a year or so away from the site, I am back and ready to get back in to action!

Anyone tried the rather expensive looking Arcadia Beauty spa in King's Cross?

I went into this place but the shop fee was 45 quid or something ridiculous for 30 mins so I crossed the street and went to one of my usual places

[Barneypunt]

Not sure if this is allowed on here, but I think it's useful info to have compiled in one place and doesn't quite fit in either the mini-reviews or the main reviews. Remove if it's not kosher.

From personal experience and previous reviews from members here:

Tati: LEGIT
Alexia: ??
Nikki: LEGIT
Christina: ??
Jessy: ??
Giovanna: ??
Molly: ??
Laila: Extras
Bella: Extras
Barbara: Extras
Patricia: Extras
Iara: LEGIT
Sarah: Extras
Ana:??
Julia: ??
Gabrielle: Extras
Shar: Extras
Katie: Extras
Naz: Extras
Maira: ??
Laira: Extras
Adeany: Extras
Florina: ??
Rebeca: ??
Krizstina: LEGIT
Carol: ??
Monica: LEGIT

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Can you help fill in the gaps?

Has anyone seen Adeany?

Looking to book her if anyone knows what extras she offers

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[LLPunting]

Has anyone seen Adeany?

Looking to book her if anyone knows what extras she offers

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This lot are a visiting mobile service not a parlour or spa at an incall property.
Isn't there a thread already running for them, similar to other visiting services?

[Barneypunt]

This lot are a visiting mobile service not a parlour or spa at an incall property.
Isn't there a thread already running for them, similar to other visiting services?

She in particular does incalls at a massage shop. Don’t have the details yet because I don’t want to message her until I know if I’m gonna book or not

[lougb1]

She in particular does incalls at a massage shop. Don’t have the details yet because I don’t want to message her until I know if I’m gonna book or not

According to the website Adeni doesn't do incalls?

 

[LLPunting]

She in particular does incalls at a massage shop. Don’t have the details yet because I don’t want to message her until I know if I’m gonna book or not

So she independently works from a shop too?
Only one of these mobile services I ever found offering incall venues was Purple Mighty (?) and it wasn't clear these were only for individual girls not rota or used by any.  Didn't follow up as they were quoting too much

[londonhas]

Ananta Therapy - 10 Lambs Conduit Passage WC1
passed this place the other day and I swear it used to be a legit shop, but upon arrival it looks totally different.
chinese reception dressed sexy and said to come back in 10min. when i went back again she said 5 more min. ugh. an EE who was with a customer became available but she looked quite rough I wasn't interested at all. I asked them if Chinese girl is available and they said another 30min :-/
seems the booking system is quite chaotic and even walk ins is a mess. the girl looked quite cute and friendly though. i also heard some proper action from the reception area (right by the entrance), banging and a girl moaning loud. so it's not as discrete as should be. i fear they might get raided soon if not careful.
anyway good option to try next time if chinese girl is available as walk-in

[stampjones]

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Double b&s here!
Been before occasionally and its been ok. This time they were asking for £40 for a 30 minute massage. Normally Id bail at that price but the girl on reception was young snd very hot. I know, I know, rookie error but Ive been before and there’s never been a dedicated non-massaging receptionist before so I had hopes. A guy can dream, right? Well, a guys dick can dream :-/

Anyway she calls in chinese to the back of the shop and an ok 40ish woman sticks her head out. Im thinking hopefully she’s just asking her to cover the desk but I can live with the alternate. So I go to the room at the front of the shop (well equipped to be fair). I strip and am just about to get on the table when the door opens and the monster from hell walks in. Fat and ugly. She didnt even have big tits. Wtf was that? A double bait snd switch ffs?

I should have walked but I was already naked so I stayed for the massage. Despite her almost constant ministrations to my dick and arse I resolutely refused extras. It was getting quite tough in the end cos she was ok at it but I held firm, much to her displeasure. As I dressed she asked for a tip which I refused. She moaned on for a bit but I ignored her and left. Very underwhelmed by the experience. Difnt get a name

[Darren101]

I thought you were talking about another place with a very similar website address but turns out it’s this Tea Talk shop. Never been here…thinking I won’t bother now. Ta!

[y101y]

Anyone want a bubble tea with your massage? 

Place in Eltham on Court Road near corner of the high street, was a bubble tea shop a couple months ago called Sweet No.5. Recently they shut down and turned into a massage shop and simply added the word ‘Spa’ to the end of their sign. So now it’s Sweet No.5 Spa     Also covered most of the windows so you can’t easily see inside, like all good (dodgy) shops do.

I remember seeing a nice looking Asian woman in the bubble tea shop when passing, wonder if she’s gone from handling tapioca balls to customers balls???

Definitely not discreet so not sure I’ll be trying anytime soon but maybe someone will try and report back?

[sparkus]

Anyone want a bubble tea with your massage? 

Place in Eltham on Court Road near corner of the high street, was a bubble tea shop a couple months ago called Sweet No.5. Recently they shut down and turned into a massage shop and simply added the word ‘Spa’ to the end of their sign. So now it’s Sweet No.5 Spa     Also covered most of the windows so you can’t easily see inside, like all good (dodgy) shops do.

I remember seeing a nice looking Asian woman in the bubble tea shop when passing, wonder if she’s gone from handling tapioca balls to customers balls???

Definitely not discreet so not sure I’ll be trying anytime soon but maybe someone will try and report back?

Glad to see this thread spring back to life with such intel.

There was a shop in Brixton a couple of years ago which was a former Chinese restaurant with windows covered in newspapers and the action took place in its basement.  Pretty sure I reported on but was a decently chebby MILF with a penchant for face-sitting.  So dining out of sorts was still on the menu.  Then it just disappeared.  I hope they told the HMRC their forwarding address!

[Dax]

There's a milf short lady who I think is the manager at Qi shop at Duncan Street. She seems to provide massage, does anyone know if she does extras oral or full service?

[Leojsa]

Hai guys i m new here how do i post a review in uk punting? Thank u

[Love2come]

Hai guys i m new here how do i post a review in uk punting? Thank u

Read this thread and it gives you all the information you need https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=422371.0

[LLPunting]

Enquired of Natural Tree in Edgware in last few days and they quoted 55 per hour for massage, presume Akos the same.  Binned once you factor in +60/80 for just b2b and maybe ro and ow(o) and less often fs  as that makes them even more expensive compared to many local fs SPs at 100-120 ph.

[Arch]

Enquired of Natural Tree in Edgware in last few days and they quoted 55 per hour for massage, presume Akos the same.  Binned once you factor in +60/80 for just b2b and maybe ro and ow(o) and less often fs  as that makes them even more expensive compared to many local fs SPs at 100-120 ph.

I think recent prices in Central London massage shops are getting ridiculously expensive. An hour now typically costs £60-65 at the desk, and you'll be lucky to pay only £60 for b2b. I might as well go see a Thai escort for £150 an hour, and many of them can actually do decent massage after the main course.

[LLPunting]

I think recent prices in Central London massage shops are getting ridiculously expensive. An hour now typically costs £60-65 at the desk, and you'll be lucky to pay only £60 for b2b. I might as well go see a Thai escort for £150 an hour, and many of them can actually do decent massage after the main course.

Saw Cici (sisi?) at Golden Sunshine was 50 +60 for b2b (she wanted more), +20 more for owo+ro. Still not sure whether it was Cim or she slipped something over me before I popped, certainly not a dom or uncomfortable placcy bag.  Gratifying as it was at 130+ for 1 hr it's a bit of an ask even compared to the fs talent available around West Ken./Earls Court

[Kojac]

Ananta Therapy - 10 Lambs Conduit Passage WC1

seems the booking system is quite chaotic and even walk ins is a mess. the girl looked quite cute and friendly though. i also heard some proper action from the reception area (right by the entrance), banging and a girl moaning loud.
anyway good option to try next time if chinese girl is available as walk-in

You probably heard Coco (Boss Lady) being fucked, hence the chaotic booking system.

You should have stayed and had a chat. 

[hugo.freeman]

Yes I went to Akos in Edgware opp Natural Tree in the last 10 days and was also unpleasently surprised at the 1h hike to £55.  Who offers OW there?

Krihan in Kingsbury are still doing £40 an hour between 11-4 weekdays. 

[Azucar D Artagnan]

Yes I went to Akos in Edgware opp Natural Tree in the last 10 days and was also unpleasently surprised at the 1h hike to £55.  Who offers OW there?

Krihan in Kingsbury are still doing £40 an hour between 11-4 weekdays.

Who are the best S.Ps at Krihan ?

[LLPunting]

Who are the best S.Ps at Krihan ?

High churn rate, ropey booking management where girls booked get handed to walkins so you waste your time, alot of the girls are poor with attitude, massage skills and/or extra options, also increasingly asking for more  so overall you may save 10 for entry before 4pm but you'll be 20-40 worse off for the extras and for the most part poorly served.  Only one shower at back of shop, 3 small rooms with upto 4 girls on duty so you may also have to wait for a room, even if you booked.
All in you're better off finding a 100-120 ph escort, plenty in the area, many better shape and looks to the shop's podgy staff.

[sparkus]

High churn rate, ropey booking management where girls booked get handed to walkins so you waste your time, alot of the girls are poor with attitude, massage skills and/or extra options, also increasingly asking for more  so overall you may save 10 for entry before 4pm but you'll be 20-40 worse off for the extras and for the most part poorly served.  Only one shower at back of shop, 3 small rooms with upto 4 girls on duty so you may also have to wait for a room, even if you booked.
All in you're better off finding a 100-120 ph escort, plenty in the area, many better shape and looks to the shop's podgy staff.

I think by and large anyone's best bet is just recces away from Zone 1 extortionate action and avoiding these sorts of quasi brothel joints. Granted some days you might not find anything but you won't end up jaded and out of pocket. It's also the case that many days some outer London shops don't see much footfall and a foxy receptionist will do the deed and be grateful for the business.

[Kojac]

Spice of Life Massage 287 City Rd, London EC1V 1LA

I rolled up on this gaff after dropping off a few bits and pieces around the corner.

I spoke to Helen who immediately offfered me a relaxing massage with a knowing smile on her face.   

I declined, however I said to her that I would return.

As far as I can make out there are one or two rooms on ground floor level with another two on first floor level.

The shop has clocked up a lot of online reviews since it opened in January this year.

[londonhas]

You probably heard Coco (Boss Lady) being fucked, hence the chaotic booking system.

You should have stayed and had a chat. 

LoL maybe, but I was meeting mates Nearby and discretion much needed

[foghorn]

Leelawadee Thai Massage & Beauty Tulse Hill

Popped in on a Wednesday and only one lady was available. Mia? Nia? Couldn't quite tell. A thai lady in her 50s. Not (to me) particularly attractive. Paid £50 or so for an hour, I don't recall exactly.

I went in to the room alone, stripped naked and lay on the bed leaving the towel at my feet. She started the massage and within the first 15 minutes slipped her hand between my legs and asked if I wanted a massage there. I said "yes, later".

30 minutes of very professional massage, then 10 minutes of quite sensual teasing during which we negotiated £30 for HR.

Eventually I turned over. HR started quite slow and soft, but after 5 minutes became more and more frantic as she tried to get me to cum.

After that, a little bit of a clean up with paper towel, a head massage and a shower offered.

All in all I got what I needed that day but won't be rushing back.

[hugo.freeman]

Spice of Life Massage 287 City Rd, London EC1V 1LA

I rolled up on this gaff after dropping off a few bits and pieces around the corner.

Lol, that has VFS written all over it.  Let me guess, OCI application 😉

[Mikeb]

Dropped by Roseberry Spa by Leicester Square and there was a back in 15 minutes sign up and door was locked and I shit you not 4 men queuing for the door    They have no shortage of customers! I didn’t stick around but I hope the old geezers got treated well.

[Leojsa]

Hi anyone can recommend a good Indian masseuse in Herbal Clinic Cricklewood . Thanks .

[Azucar D Artagnan]

Dropped by Roseberry Spa by Leicester Square and there was a back in 15 minutes sign up and door was locked and I shit you not 4 men queuing for the door    They have no shortage of customers! I didn’t stick around but I hope the old geezers got treated well.

Only 4 ! No threat to Bonnie Blue 

[OliverK]

Hi anyone can recommend a good Indian masseuse in Herbal Clinic Cricklewood . Thanks .

The only Indian girl I know of is the one I reviewed on here.
Her name is Teesha.
Amazing body, very new to the business so don't expect great technique.

[Kojac]

Oriental Dragon Massage - Soho

13 Denman St, Soho W1D 7HD

External Link/Members Only

The girls look nice tho       Click on the pictures to read their profiles.

If this set up is for real, then just imagine carrying out a dental probe down the back of Lynn's throat with her head hanging over the edge of the massage table. 

I will do some recce at this gaff to see if it is the real deal massage shop or something else.    

They offer incalls and outcalls.

Dropped by Roseberry Spa by Leicester Square and there was a back in 15 minutes sign up and door was locked and I shit you not 4 men queuing for the door    They have no shortage of customers! I didn’t stick around but I hope the old geezers got treated well.

"Although we are very easy to find, the outer exterior of our massage parlour is very discreet and subtle therefore you can be at ease knowing that your time with us will always be 100% confidential."

You guys queuing at Roseberry Spa now have some where else to queue 

[SoapyTW]

Oriental Dragon Massage - Soho

13 Denman St, Soho W1D 7HD

External Link/Members Only

The girls look nice tho       Click on the pictures to read their profiles.

If this set up is for real, then just imagine carrying out a dental probe down the back of Lynn's throat with her head hanging over the edge of the massage table. 

I will do some recce at this gaff to see if it is the real deal massage shop or something else.    

They offer incalls and outcalls.

"Although we are very easy to find, the outer exterior of our massage parlour is very discreet and subtle therefore you can be at ease knowing that your time with us will always be 100% confidential."

You guys queuing at Roseberry Spa now have some where else to queue 

Venue is possible real, but the photos probably aren't. Spot checked one who I thought I recognised and 'Crystal' is JAV model Kokomi Naruse

[SoapyTW]

Venue is possibly real, but the photos probably aren't. Spot checked one who I thought I recognised and 'Crystal' is JAV model Kokomi Naruse

[lougb1]

Oriental Dragon Massage - Soho

13 Denman St, Soho W1D 7HD

External Link/Members Only

The girls look nice tho       Click on the pictures to read their profiles.

If this set up is for real, then just imagine carrying out a dental probe down the back of Lynn's throat with her head hanging over the edge of the massage table. 

I will do some recce at this gaff to see if it is the real deal massage shop or something else.    

They offer incalls and outcalls.

"Although we are very easy to find, the outer exterior of our massage parlour is very discreet and subtle therefore you can be at ease knowing that your time with us will always be 100% confidential."

You guys queuing at Roseberry Spa now have some where else to queue 

Google Maps says Dragon exists, but discrete, so not the vape shop? Building "1905" ? Unhappy punter who couldn't find it claimed they stole his card.dets?