London massage shop mini reviews

[Summer20192019]

Anyone else been to aiyala massage in alperton near wembley?

[stonebow1]

Yeah thats definitely strange. Similar to soho walkups where I’d often see groups of guys in the days I frequented those. I wonder if any such guys go for the couples massage lol

Lol I've been to a brothel and massage parlour with my mates before. Not something that's happened more than a handful of times, and admittedly never without copious amounts of alcohol influencing the decision 

[dross]

The other thing that gets my goat, men visiting massage shops in groups of two or even three

this is a thing?! what do they do, all wait outside the room whilst the one with the most cash gets wanked off first? 

[sparkus]

this is a thing?! what do they do, all wait outside the room whilst the one with the most cash gets wanked off first? 

Two blokes rocked up to a Chinese shop when I was paying and they were pretty fucked off when it became apparent they couldn't both be seen by the two working ladies at the same time.

Then a few weeks later at another clinic it happened with three blokes, who actually were seen en bloc but had less choice as I'd apparently booked who one of them wanted to see.

[stampjones]

Lol I've been to a brothel and massage parlour with my mates before. Not something that's happened more than a handful of times, and admittedly never without copious amounts of alcohol influencing the decision 

Lol well I hope you all had a great time 

[Griffin75]

Anyone seen Victoria the new Latvian at Skyline in Lewisham? Interested to know if worth a visit.

TIA

Yes saw her yesterday. Popped in on the off chance as was driving up Lee High Road..
Offered the choice of quite a tubby lady (turned down!) or Victoria..
Went for 30mins for £35.. paid Mamasan and went into room. Victoria was friendly enough and decent looking, would say mid 30s, slim with dyed blonde hair.. No pretence on services and agreed £40 for her naughty massage!
Offered use of shower etc from start..
Face down - she did usual massage of arms, shoulders, legs etc.. Rekaxing but didn’t feel desperately professional..
A few reach unders to get me aroused.. On the flip Victoria was already naked, very nice body indeed.. perky maybe c cup boobs with lovely rock hard nipples.. shaved puss.. here’s the big negative for me.. no kissing, boobs were too sensitive for any real sucking, licking and didn’t allow any real pussy play..
She did provide a v good oily Hand job with good ball play thst I had to slow her down a few times not to cum too soon..
Eventually let go for a satisfying release..
not a bad time but wouldn’t set out to revisit her..
She also offers covered bj for extra £20 and FS for extra £40.. didn’t partake of either..

[Griffin75]

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[Wankingdead]

Should have gone for the fat one who is called Diana, her services are much better than the one you went for, looks can be deceiving.

[Budgiesmuggler]

Diana? Thats a new name. Where is she allegedly from?

[Love2come]

Went for a coffee the other day at caffee nero on The Cut and sat by the window to drink it. I must admit I hadnt realised how obvious (to me at least) it is what happens directly across the road at number 80. Quite an eye opener. Wonder how many times Ive been clocked going in and out of these joints over the years lol

That's the beauty of a mask these days as when coupled with a hat and in the summer sunglasses you can just go about your business.

[sparkus]

Jasmin Spa of Angel now showing up on Facebook, very airbrushed picture of the Thai proprietoress and scores of male salivating comments below it.

[Moneyd]

It popped up on mine a few months ago. Still never been. Maybe one day.

[sparkus]

It popped up on mine a few months ago. Still never been. Maybe one day.

The pics of boss lady online are very shopped, I walked on sight. It seems they do get other talent in though.

[Moneyd]

The pics of boss lady online are very shopped, I walked on sight. It seems they do get other talent in though.

Thanks. I’ll be prepared to walk when and if I pop in.

[hugo.freeman]

Quick review, will do a proper review on coming days. 

Kri Han massage in Kingsbury, NW London. Has been covered a few times here already.  They’re on gumtree and they’re doing a special £40 an hour everyday but only between 11-3pm (Gary Glitter lookalike on the front door) but Thai lady by the name of Hanna answers the phone and does the bookings.   Parking is generally ok outside and opposite side of the street for after 11am. 

Visit happened in the last month. 

Few girls on rotation, I’ve only seen the black girls working but there’s one black girl who goes by the name of Amanda who is as fit as *uck.  She must be in her mid 20s, about 5ft 7ish, slim build but good size tits maybe C size.    Hour glass figure though bum is little on the large side.  Well spoken but sounds like Essex. 

Downside is she doesn’t do much more than HE for £20. Topless for £40 but def won’t do b2b which is a shame.  Has a good hand technique and not rushed.  Easy on the eye and pleasant to talk to. 

Def worth a visit if you can get past the fact that she won’t allow touching, or maybe it was just me.  I settle for the £20 job.   

[sparkus]

Quick review, will do a proper review on coming days. 

Kri Han massage in Kingsbury, NW London. Has been covered a few times here already.  They’re on gumtree and they’re doing a special £40 an hour everyday but only between 11-3pm (Gary Glitter lookalike on the front door) but Thai lady by the name of Hanna answers the phone and does the bookings.   Parking is generally ok outside and opposite side of the street for after 11am. 

Visit happened in the last month. 

Few girls on rotation, I’ve only seen the black girls working but there’s one black girl who goes by the name of Amanda who is as fit as *uck.  She must be in her mid 20s, about 5ft 7ish, slim build but good size tits maybe C size.    Hour glass figure though bum is little on the large side.  Well spoken but sounds like Essex. 

Downside is she doesn’t do much more than HE for £20. Topless for £40 but def won’t do b2b which is a shame.  Has a good hand technique and not rushed.  Easy on the eye and pleasant to talk to. 

Def worth a visit if you can get past the fact that she won’t allow touching, or maybe it was just me.  I settle for the £20 job.   

Thanks for the review. TBF the Massage section on here is scoring decently for FBSM encounters these days but this thread is getting less and less.

It's quite hard to justify the cost of TOFTT in TCMs these days when you can just go and see (to) a regular and not fear the financial risk.

[RAJEC]

Thanks for the review. TBF the Massage section on here is scoring decently for FBSM encounters these days but this thread is getting less and less.

It's quite hard to justify the cost of TOFTT in TCMs these days when you can just go and see (to) a regular and not fear the financial risk.

This is exactly what puts me off new ventures in the massage shop world.

[LLPunting]

Quick review, will do a proper review on coming days. 

Kri Han massage in Kingsbury, NW London. Has been covered a few times here already.  They’re on gumtree and they’re doing a special £40 an hour everyday but only between 11-3pm (Gary Glitter lookalike on the front door) but Thai lady by the name of Hanna answers the phone and does the bookings.   Parking is generally ok outside and opposite side of the street for after 11am. 

Visit happened in the last month. 

Few girls on rotation, I’ve only seen the black girls working but there’s one black girl who goes by the name of Amanda who is as fit as *uck.  She must be in her mid 20s, about 5ft 7ish, slim build but good size tits maybe C size.    Hour glass figure though bum is little on the large side.  Well spoken but sounds like Essex. 

Downside is she doesn’t do much more than HE for £20. Topless for £40 but def won’t do b2b which is a shame.  Has a good hand technique and not rushed.  Easy on the eye and pleasant to talk to. 

Def worth a visit if you can get past the fact that she won’t allow touching, or maybe it was just me.  I settle for the £20 job.   

Thanks HF    Was curious about Amanda but given limits and the schlep won't bother.

Another thing to note, there is an old white geezer involved, was met by him running reception.  About 5'4", balding, Londoner I think, seemed pleasant enough.
Hanna says she's qualified to do Thai massage, her English is pretty good, although she may be under 40 she didn't look particularly youthful or cute and she looked like she might be a 10-12 @ 5'3" in shoes (didn't see how high).  Demeanour was business-like, not flirtatious.

The shower is in the back so if you walk from the massage rooms you are exposed to half of reception, anyone exiting rooms, girls in their rec area which is before the shower/toilet.

[stonebow1]

This is exactly what puts me off new ventures in the massage shop world.

This plus the dearth of quality EE hotties.

It used to be a bunch of fun to pull up to Elements in Earls Court and pick a random girl from their ever changing rota. More often than not you'd get a good result.

These days it's clear the women in TCM's are less attractive and there are significantly less of them too. I don't even bother going to EC anymore.

[markfin]

Sorry!

[TantricDude]

Thanks for update.

I just got hold of the pics, must admit a tempting one but out of what i perceive to be an acceptable price range.

There was a review of her by The Droff - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=365017.0

[LLPunting]

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Contacted this ad and the European lady on the phone with good English gave 3 names for the ladies available, one a Romanian, another I think Swedish and something else.  The "Swedish" name began with an M and rang a bell to an enquiry to Bamboo in Hendon so the 2 sites may be related. 
Last appointment @ 21:30 for 22:00 close

Anyone tried this place recently?

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[shant999]

Yes its shit

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Contacted this ad and the European lady on the phone with good English gave 3 names for the ladies available, one a Romanian, another I think Swedish and something else.  The "Swedish" name began with an M and rang a bell to an enquiry to Bamboo in Hendon so the 2 sites may be related. 
Last appointment @ 21:30 for 22:00 close

Anyone tried this place recently?

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[hugo.freeman]

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Contacted this ad and the European lady on the phone with good English gave 3 names for the ladies available, one a Romanian, another I think Swedish and something else.  The "Swedish" name began with an M and rang a bell to an enquiry to Bamboo in Hendon so the 2 sites may be related. 
Last appointment @ 21:30 for 22:00 close

Anyone tried this place recently?



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That's because it is the one and same Bamboo in Hendon.  I dont know why it's marked as Kingsbury but it's not 2 shops, that picture shows Hendon.
If you do go, please feedback on your experience.

[LLPunting]

That's because it is the one and same Bamboo in Hendon.  I dont know why it's marked as Kingsbury but it's not 2 shops, that picture shows Hendon.
If you do go, please feedback on your experience.

Ah, so the map is a lie then?  Thanks for the warning    Good thing I didn't try dropping by.

[MrMatrix]

Ah, so the map is a lie then?  Thanks for the warning    Good thing I didn't try dropping by.

And youve notched up 14000 posts today. Congrats, not many people will be able to achieve this now

[tomcat69]

has anyone been to the massage parlour in londis oxfords st? it used to be run by a chinese girl called coco many years ago.

[sparkus]

has anyone been to the massage parlour in londis oxfords st? it used to be run by a chinese girl called coco many years ago.

The one with the big face and loads of makeup?

[tomcat69]

i just remember her in her late 30s/ early 40s and offfereed fs it was many years ago.

[Jonestown]

Lili on Fridays at LHC on Fulham High Street, engaging little teletubby with substantial boobs, good massage and very enthusiastic after the turn over. All the usual non-penetrive fun and games for fifty quid tip, she may go further but not my scene so didn’t enquire.

[Jonestown]

Michelle at Sunshine on North End Road, West Kensington, works Fridays.

She is probably late 30’s, 5’-4” or so, super slim 6/8 figure, but well filled not a stick insect, great boobs, maybe B+.
Massage was pretty forgettable, I’d say no training as such, just butterfly touching, fine as far as it went but no engagement with the working gear, already the alarm bell were ringing. On turnover she demanded sixty quid for B2B, I was reluctant but have been through a dry spell of late so took the plunge. She really does have a fine figure, marginally better than Ruby (who I don’t think works there anymore), but alas B2B consisted of her rubbing her delightful tits over my back and front, no intimate touching other than gentle stroking of back and ass. HR was technically proficient, but by then I’d switched off, not a lot for sixty quid. All in all a terrible waste, Michelle is reasonably attractive and has a killer body, but it comes with no regard for customer satisfaction.

[johnsthomas]

has anyone been to the massage parlour in londis oxfords st? it used to be run by a chinese girl called coco many years ago.

Was that the one that was upstairs?

[sparkus]

Some quick intel in case missed from the reviews section.

Lily, formerly of Relax Life and Fuhe, is now working at Believe Spa on Commercial Road E1.

£50 tip, as reported by others, is required for naked HE but given her flat ass you may as well go for topless at £40.  This does include an oily chebwank, possibly my best yet.  She says she is firm on these prices, though those who've seen her before may get a little more if they spend a little more.  Surprisingly her chebs are better than I remember them.

She is giving out loyalty cards (literally).

[Dixter]

Cici, Wednesdays, Leyton Natural Health, Leytonstone High Road
£40/HR for massage and £20 for HR. B2B for £40 on offer but that's just perfunctory bood rub so didn't partake.
Not much of a looker, early 40s, r so, size 10, smallish boobs and not to much ass
Been with here a couple of times now mainly for a good massage, medium to hard and a good kneading on my back. Nice use of elbows and forearm to relax the muscles.
After 40 minutes of blissful relaxation, a little tug of the little fella and some encouraging CC swipes, time to turn over. This is followed by a slow HR to completion with some access to her not very attractive body.
I have gone back and will do so again in future mainly for the massage.

[sparkus]

Cici, Wednesdays, Leyton Natural Health, Leytonstone High Road
£40/HR for massage and £20 for HR. B2B for £40 on offer but that's just perfunctory bood rub so didn't partake.
Not much of a looker, early 40s, r so, size 10, smallish boobs and not to much ass
Been with here a couple of times now mainly for a good massage, medium to hard and a good kneading on my back. Nice use of elbows and forearm to relax the muscles.
After 40 minutes of blissful relaxation, a little tug of the little fella and some encouraging CC swipes, time to turn over. This is followed by a slow HR to completion with some access to her not very attractive body.
I have gone back and will do so again in future mainly for the massage.

She's been there years, I've never partaken.  Lily, Marianna (Brazilian) and Apple were the glory days.

Forgot that Lily at Believe above is Lucy there and is Thu/Fri.

[Boss_Grinz]

Cici is fine for just a massage, nothing sensual with her, so for a massage and quick tug if in the area, place has seen better days

[sparkus]

Cici is fine for just a massage, nothing sensual with her, so for a massage and quick tug if in the area, place has seen better days

I remember it opening

[Boss_Grinz]

I remember it opening

I remember the house behind the shop, when it was used by an asian SP

[sparkus]

I remember the house behind the shop, when it was used by an asian SP

The one down the cobbled back street? I remember the quite old Asian SP there who had a stand out rep among old men on the site we can't mention.

For a short while it became a 'If Carlsberg did brothels...' place - each week two new young busty Koreans for massage, snogging and FS.  Sadly this halcyon era didn't last

[Boss_Grinz]

The one down the cobbled back street? I remember the quite old Asian SP there who had a stand out rep among old men on the site we can't mention.

For a short while it became a 'If Carlsberg did brothels...' place - each week two new young busty Koreans for massage, snogging and FS.  Sadly this halcyon era didn't last

Yeap the cobbled back street, it was there for quite a while and the service very good even with the frequent change in SP's, but there was one SP that was there mostly, cannot recall the name as it was an era ago, she was absolutely stunning and never disappointed

[sparkus]

Yeap the cobbled back street, it was there for quite a while and the service very good even with the frequent change in SP's, but there was one SP that was there mostly, cannot recall the name as it was an era ago, she was absolutely stunning and never disappointed

There were two rooms and for eons the old one in a tartan skirt and bolt ons plyed her trade in the other (main room).  It was weird to have a jaw droppingly cute busty Korean snogging your face off in CG and hearing another punter at it with her in there.  That place was there for absolutely years.

Next to the shop itself there used to be a Polish/Czech/Russians brothel, but that's a story for another day.

[Boss_Grinz]

There were two rooms and for eons the old one in a tartan skirt and bolt ons plyed her trade in the other (main room).  It was weird to have a jaw droppingly cute busty Korean snogging your face off in CG and hearing another punter at it with her in there.  That place was there for absolutely years.

Next to the shop itself there used to be a Polish/Czech/Russians brothel, but that's a story for another day.

As you said a story of the other brothel for another day, not that I ever had the experience of that place

[Jayjoseph1995]

Has anyone been to this massage place close to South Wimbledon?
Think they changed managment recently.
Had never noticed it before tbh, was at the traffic lights, saw a sweet old lady coming out, with a quiet young attractive South East Asian girl inside

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Jay

[jaj909]

Has anyone been to External Link/Members Only  in Farringdon? I came across this because the cute thai lady who runs it posts quite a lot of pictures of herself on TikTok -

[Hugeadmirer]

Has anyone been to this massage place close to South Wimbledon?
Think they changed managment recently.
Had never noticed it before tbh, was at the traffic lights, saw a sweet old lady coming out, with a quiet young attractive South East Asian girl inside

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Jay

It’s expensive. £65 for 60 min. Probably trying to keep the riff raff away

[El Jefe]

Has anyone been to Lavender Health Centre on Clerkenwell Road EC1R 5BX?

[SGpunt]

Anyone been to serene spa recently? went a month ago and was asked for extras but didn't find her attractive so said no thanks. Went a second time a few weeks ago and was massaged by a much more attractive Eastern European lady 40+ wearing a black string top with lovely tits, was super excited/hoping for the question but alas it never came. Would be useful to have a few names for those who offer extras as I forgot to ask the name of the 2 that massaged me.

[LLPunting]

Elverson Rd Friday.  Lisa and Linda working, both skinny 30+ Chinese.  Massage by Linda from bottom of table with he delivered from similar distance.   Poor.

Thanks for this save 
They're on today so won't be going.
Anyone been in last month that can update on any of the girls there?  Any new talent?

[Iloveoral]

Anyone been to serene spa recently? went a month ago and was asked for extras but didn't find her attractive so said no thanks. Went a second time a few weeks ago and was massaged by a much more attractive Eastern European lady 40+ wearing a black string top with lovely tits, was super excited/hoping for the question but alas it never came. Would be useful to have a few names for those who offer extras as I forgot to ask the name of the 2 that massaged me.

Bit light on the reviews matey to say you’re clearly punting.
2 years and zero contribution?

[LLPunting]

Walking along High Road out of Chadwell Heath and found a couple of Thai places.
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Welcome Thai.
Reception was quite large with some massage rooms opening into it.  High-level reception counter with a multi-CCTV large screen behind it showing multiple interior views.
20-something, slim, 5'2", flat chested, plain featured Thai girl with a slightly husky voice and good, accented English was on duty.  Seemed cagey about accepting a walk-in but faked looking at the book before offering a session.  Think she said 4 ladies on rota through the week but only she was available at the time.  Didn't fancy her so moved on.

Any one tried any of the girls here and can update us on the current offering and roster?