London massage shop mini reviews

[Griffin75]

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[Moneyd]

Just remembered - wandering around the other day and popped in to green remedies in kings cross. They wanted 40 for 30 minutes. Fuck that!

Bills are going up, init.

[Wankingdead]

Day 5:
Having trawled the net searching for something memorable, nothing interesting showed up, tried some of my trusted contacts like Eedi and others but they had very few offerings, was about to give up when a message from Skyline about a new Indian girl grabbed my attention, booked an hour massage £50 but was given £10 discount for some reason any way, Gia or Gina was waiting in the tiny cubicle early thirties with a nice face about 5:3 size 10 but with a full waist and protruding belly, her massage was average she somehow mixed normal with semi sensual however neither was done with any degree of expertise or knowledge, she seemed to repeat the steps from feet to calves to thighs and then back to feet, anyway this carried on for a while until I put a stop to it by asking about her other services, hand job or topless was her offering, I enquired about b2b but she said she doesn’t do it, how disappointing, was about to ask her to just carry on with the massage when she said she can do b2b but only on my back!, how bizarre!! As this was my first time with her I decided to pay the extra £40 and try her unique b2b I wish if I didn’t bother as her take on b2b resembled her initial massage but only naked, on the flip she proceeded to work on my front, her hand work was again amateurish but she allowed touching of her breasts and arse which were nothing special. Ended the session with 5 minutes to spare, showered and left.
Conclusion: Another flop {literally} at that establishment. If they are not careful they will lose their business, one to avoid

[stampjones]

Added a review of annie at balance on kenway road
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=349184
Summary: high prices (50 HE/80b2b) meant I didnt partake but very sexy malaysian milf

[LLPunting]

Day 5:
... Skyline ... Gia or Gina ...
Conclusion: Another flop {literally} at that establishment. If they are not careful they will lose their business, one to avoid

Thanks for the warning.   
SE London is dire pretty much out to Zone 6 and beyond.

[LLPunting]

Monica @ Northfields site of this crew, couldn't find any mentions of this member of staff so decided to have a go in the interests of "Science".  A round-faced, pretty, 5'2", Chinese, mum-boded late-30s+ with a c-section and a bit of tum, A/Bs with half inch stalks, wearing a pretty dress.  English poor but a nice attitude.  Likes to get saucy quite quickly.  Wanted +20 for b2b so upgrade taken.  RO+fingers permitted.  No OW(O) offered and didn't enquire. Suckling both ways and some grinding from her before a simulated CG with her tossing me off as her puss mashed my root.  Her stamina is limited regardless of heat and her movements whilst effective enough could be more sensual (lack of fitness).  It was a hot day and I didn't have the energy to eke it out so we were done early but no offer of massage from her to round off before she took to the shower. 

Also works the other locations but I didn't get details about days. 

[PumpDump]

Monica @ Northfields site of this crew, couldn't find any mentions of this member of staff so decided to have a go in the interests of "Science".  A round-faced, pretty, 5'2", Chinese, mum-boded late-30s+ with a c-section and a bit of tum, A/Bs with half inch stalks, wearing a pretty dress.  English poor but a nice attitude.  Likes to get saucy quite quickly.  Wanted +20 for b2b so upgrade taken.  RO+fingers permitted.  No OW(O) offered and didn't enquire. Suckling both ways and some grinding from her before a simulated CG with her tossing me off as her puss mashed my root.  Her stamina is limited regardless of heat and her movements whilst effective enough could be more sensual (lack of fitness).  It was a hot day and I didn't have the energy to eke it out so we were done early but no offer of massage from her to round off before she took to the shower. 

Also works the other locations but I didn't get details about days.

"A/Bs with half inch stalks" - You got me at this! I will visit her and report back.

[Munter84]

External Link/Members Only

Saw Cindy earlier this week at this Ealing Broadway site.

£35 door fee for 30 mins and then an extra £40 for topless HE in the room. B2B offered for £60, and I think clothed HE was £20.

Cindy is a hefty eastern European girl who I would guess is early 20s, or at least facially youthful. Delivered a decent oily back massage with plenty of "accidental" CC swipes and pressing her thighs against my head when at the head of the table. I suggested she remove the towel to give better access to my legs, which I think is the point we both understood what the situation was. She mentioned extras immediately on the flip. Didn't fancy her enough for B2B, and she's unfortunately built a bit like a barrel with big gut and proportionally flat arse. The tits however were magnificent, must have been at least F cups and seemed natural - the biggest and heaviest set I've got my hands on to date. Nip sucking was permitted. A fairly mechanical HE delivered and after the clean-up Cindy declared the time was up, which by my reckoning was short changing me by about 5 minutes - but not worth getting upset about.

One for the boob enthusiasts, not sure I'd hurry to return myself.

[PumpDump]

External Link/Members Only

Saw Cindy earlier this week at this Ealing Broadway site.

£35 door fee for 30 mins and then an extra £40 for topless HE in the room. B2B offered for £60, and I think clothed HE was £20.

Cindy is a hefty eastern European girl who I would guess is early 20s, or at least facially youthful. Delivered a decent oily back massage with plenty of "accidental" CC swipes and pressing her thighs against my head when at the head of the table. I suggested she remove the towel to give better access to my legs, which I think is the point we both understood what the situation was. She mentioned extras immediately on the flip. Didn't fancy her enough for B2B, and she's unfortunately built a bit like a barrel with big gut and proportionally flat arse. The tits however were magnificent, must have been at least F cups and seemed natural - the biggest and heaviest set I've got my hands on to date. Nip sucking was permitted. A fairly mechanical HE delivered and after the clean-up Cindy declared the time was up, which by my reckoning was short changing me by about 5 minutes - but not worth getting upset about.

One for the boob enthusiasts, not sure I'd hurry to return myself.

£75 is a very expensive wank.

[Wankingdead]

£75 is a very expensive wank.

Unfortunately that is what is happening in the majority of the massage parlours, just an expensive unenthusiastic wank, and there is always supply of fresh meat of suckers happy to part easily with their hard earned cash just to see a woman’s breast.

[sparkus]

Unfortunately that is what is happening in the majority of the massage parlours, just an expensive unenthusiastic wank, and there is always supply of fresh meat of suckers happy to part easily with their hard earned cash just to see a woman’s breast.

TBF I easily paid that if not 80 a number of times just to see a big pair unleashed, even a decade ago. I don't begrudge that, what does get my goat is the sheer number of grannies now working in London shops which makes going in blind too much of a risk.

[PumpDump]

TBF I easily paid that if not 80 a number of times just to see a big pair unleashed, even a decade ago. I don't begrudge that, what does get my goat is the sheer number of grannies now working in London shops which makes going in blind too much of a risk.

Yes, where is the supply of new young ladies? Everywhere I go it's the same old faces and as someone mentioned in another post, ladies who were "mature" or "milfs" a few years ago they are now starting to look old/granny. Sometimes it is better to stay home, watch some good porn and whack one out yourself.

[sparkus]

Yes, where is the supply of new young ladies? Everywhere I go it's the same old faces and as someone mentioned in another post, ladies who were "mature" or "milfs" a few years ago they are now starting to look old/granny. Sometimes it is better to stay home, watch some good porn and whack one out yourself.

I occasionally see one (long retired) 'socially' and remember one time I had reason to see her DOB: 1970

[LLPunting]

I occasionally see one (long retired) 'socially' and remember one time I had reason to see her DOB: 1970

Oi!  She's younger than me!
I'd rather have a veteran SP who knows how to suck cock than a clueless Gen Z making a dog's breakfast of it and whining about extras, time-checks and taking too long to cum.

[LLPunting]

Cici @ Silk Road, George St Croydon.  TLDR: Don't bother.
Madam declared Cici "young" and new in the sales plea.
30 for 30 or 50 for 60.  Don't think any of the girls here are worth 60 mins.
35+, darker complexioned SE Asian looks, 5'2ish, slim with a mum-tum, A/Bs with half-inch stalks, very smooth slender legs, tight buns due to constant contraction to deny access below.  Passable English for limited chat.
Cheeky with her touches from the start.  Soft massage ok exhibiting some limited knowledge of where to apply pressure and where not to.  Wanted 50 for b2b, declined, then promised she'd do good for 40.  She didn't.  No access below, no grinding, inept sliding, did rub her tits on my cock for a few brief moments, hand action determined and persistent.

[sparkus]

Oi!  She's younger than me!
I'd rather have a veteran SP who knows how to suck cock than a clueless Gen Z making a dog's breakfast of it and whining about extras, time-checks and taking too long to cum.

No sucking takes place sadly
Just stripping and a slow skilled HJ. Suits me.

[Moneyd]

External Link/Members Only

Saw Cindy earlier this week at this Ealing Broadway site.

£35 door fee for 30 mins and then an extra £40 for topless HE in the room. B2B offered for £60, and I think clothed HE was £20.

Cindy is a hefty eastern European girl who I would guess is early 20s, or at least facially youthful. Delivered a decent oily back massage with plenty of "accidental" CC swipes and pressing her thighs against my head when at the head of the table. I suggested she remove the towel to give better access to my legs, which I think is the point we both understood what the situation was. She mentioned extras immediately on the flip. Didn't fancy her enough for B2B, and she's unfortunately built a bit like a barrel with big gut and proportionally flat arse. The tits however were magnificent, must have been at least F cups and seemed natural - the biggest and heaviest set I've got my hands on to date. Nip sucking was permitted. A fairly mechanical HE delivered and after the clean-up Cindy declared the time was up, which by my reckoning was short changing me by about 5 minutes - but not worth getting upset about.

One for the boob enthusiasts, not sure I'd hurry to return myself.

I always thought this place was legit. Good to know.

[james jaspen]

After a long hiatus from punting I decided to dip my toe back in the water with a trip to Skyline in Lewisham. Some of you may not like what I'm about to report but I nevertheless think it is information that should be shared.

I was told by text that Polish Rita, Portguese Denise, and British mixed race Sam were available. I opted for Denise as was told she ks new and I haven't seen her mentioned on this thread yet.

Denise was described rather vaguely as "23, size 10, tattoo on arm". Upon arrival I got to see Polish Rita for the first time as she was sitting in the back. Although a bit older (I'd say 50+), she had a pair of striking blue eyes and it's obvious that she was a stunner when she was younger. She was sitting with her legs slightly open which allowed me to get a peak of her underwear up her skirt and she was observing me while I was looking. This piqued my interest but decided to stick with Denise for now as I hadn't seen her yet.

I was a little disappointed when I walked into the massage room and met Denise. She is bigger with a significant belly, and facially not attractive to me at all. As a positive she did have a nice pair of chebs which were natural.

Massage started and shortly after I asked about extras. She offered b2b for £40 and made it clear she doesn't do FS. She also demanded payment upfront which I found irritating. She took her dress off and bra off but her left knickers on. It turned out her idea of B2B would have involved her standing by the table and rubbing her tits on my back. She also wouldn't allow me to lick / suck on her chebs. I was very disappointed and asked her to stop and check if Rita is available to resume the massage. She went out and confirmed that Rita was free. She picked up the £40 as she was about to leave but I told her I wanted that back (we were only about 10 minutes into the message). She handed it back and left without a word.

Rita then walked in, we greeted each other and she asked what I wanted. We agreed b2b for £40. I immediatrly flipped over on to my back to signal that I wanted to start with the b2b now and skip the massage and she got the message. She stripped off (fully nude) and immediately got on the table and started to lick me - starting from the area just next to my cock up to my chest. The licks got progressively closer to my cock and she was soon licking the shaft up and down. After that she started enthusiastically sucking it (which was a lot more than I was expecting from a £40 B2B).

The BJ was excellent and I was very turned on. I asked her to stand up so I could fondle her (enhanced) tits from behind and kiss her neck. She seemed to enjoy this and I asked if I could play with her pussy. She hesitated for a second and then said yes. After some runbbing of her clit I asked her to lay down and I gave her RO. At this point I'm ashamed to say that one thing led to another and we ended up having unprotected sex (I'm not proud of that but I know this is information that people would want to be aware of). She insisted that she never fucks customers (in fact after being divorced she hasn't had sex in years).

At the end I decided to give her £60 as I got a lot more than I was expecting and left.

[fredhiggins]

This is a fantastic thread. 

[Wankingdead]

I thought everyone new the bare backers at Skyline. Rita is one of them, that is why I avoided her. The last thing you want is to catch a nasty disease and pay for the pleasure.

[hornyguylondon]

After a long hiatus from punting I decided to dip my toe back in the water with a trip to Skyline in Lewisham. Some of you may not like what I'm about to report but I nevertheless think it is information that should be shared.

I was told by text that Polish Rita, Portguese Denise, and British mixed race Sam were available. I opted for Denise as was told she ks new and I haven't seen her mentioned on this thread yet.

Denise was described rather vaguely as "23, size 10, tattoo on arm". Upon arrival I got to see Polish Rita for the first time as she was sitting in the back. Although a bit older (I'd say 50+), she had a pair of striking blue eyes and it's obvious that she was a stunner when she was younger. She was sitting with her legs slightly open which allowed me to get a peak of her underwear up her skirt and she was observing me while I was looking. This piqued my interest but decided to stick with Denise for now as I hadn't seen her yet.

I was a little disappointed when I walked into the massage room and met Denise. She is bigger with a significant belly, and facially not attractive to me at all. As a positive she did have a nice pair of chebs which were natural.

Massage started and shortly after I asked about extras. She offered b2b for £40 and made it clear she doesn't do FS. She also demanded payment upfront which I found irritating. She took her dress off and bra off but her left knickers on. It turned out her idea of B2B would have involved her standing by the table and rubbing her tits on my back. She also wouldn't allow me to lick / suck on her chebs. I was very disappointed and asked her to stop and check if Rita is available to resume the massage. She went out and confirmed that Rita was free. She picked up the £40 as she was about to leave but I told her I wanted that back (we were only about 10 minutes into the message). She handed it back and left without a word.

Rita then walked in, we greeted each other and she asked what I wanted. We agreed b2b for £40. I immediatrly flipped over on to my back to signal that I wanted to start with the b2b now and skip the massage and she got the message. She stripped off (fully nude) and immediately got on the table and started to lick me - starting from the area just next to my cock up to my chest. The licks got progressively closer to my cock and she was soon licking the shaft up and down. After that she started enthusiastically sucking it (which was a lot more than I was expecting from a £40 B2B).

The BJ was excellent and I was very turned on. I asked her to stand up so I could fondle her (enhanced) tits from behind and kiss her neck. She seemed to enjoy this and I asked if I could play with her pussy. She hesitated for a second and then said yes. After some runbbing of her clit I asked her to lay down and I gave her RO. At this point I'm ashamed to say that one thing led to another and we ended up having unprotected sex (I'm not proud of that but I know this is information that people would want to be aware of). She insisted that she never fucks customers (in fact after being divorced she hasn't had sex in years).

At the end I decided to give her £60 as I got a lot more than I was expecting and left.

Good to hear she never fucks customers 😁

[shiptonlad]

You may well have got a lot more than you bargained for! A trip to the GUM clinic should be imminent.

[LLPunting]

I thought everyone new the bare backers at Skyline. Rita is one of them, that is why I avoided her. The last thing you want is to catch a nasty disease and pay for the pleasure.

It would've been good if you could've warned us sooner. 

I was enjoying the occasional OWO/CIM dammit!  Last sesh a few weeks back, guess that's the end of that then.   
No word of new talent when I've enquired since so guess I missed "Denise".

So who else is BBing there and how have you come to know? 

Last BBer I was aware of was the much praised Tara.

[LLPunting]

After a long hiatus from punting I decided to dip my toe back in the water with a trip to Skyline in Lewisham. Some of you may not like what I'm about to report but I nevertheless think it is information that should be shared.

...

Thanks for that reveal 
Guess Skyline will be getting mobbed by those who're bored of Chinese @ SLSC.   

[gman28]

At this point I'm ashamed to say that one thing led to another and we ended up having unprotected sex

ahaha, she fell and you slipped inside right?  jk.

Out of curiosity though since I'm new to the sport, how did this (and how does it usually) happen? Did she surprise you with the old grind and before you knew it you were in pandora's box or was it discussed / negotiated beforehand?

Anyway, fair play to you mate for the honesty and good luck at the clinic.

[hugo.freeman]

Good to hear she never fucks customers 😁

Are there any risks associated with a SP simply licking the sides of your tackle or giving the occasional suck of it without CIM?

[gman28]

Are there any risks associated with a SP simply licking the sides of your tackle or giving the occasional suck of it without CIM?

imho I think there is a minimal risk (not zero) to this kind of activity but there is a definite need for regular testing given the hobby. I've had OWO/CIM/RO (never seen that SP though) and am happy to assume the risk with regular testing. Who can really be sure 100% of the time about an SP's BB offerings, particularly if done on the sly with regulars. Do bear in mind that the "big one" can take up to 45 days to show up on some of the less expensive tests too.

Personally, if I were in OPs position however- I'd find that long, anxious wait unbearable, especially given the obviously questionable claim first hand that she never does that with her clients, which even without the intel here should be taken with a truck load of salt when heard anywhere in life 

[hugo.freeman]

I think I'll stick with my regular 2 pop HEs....hopefully zero risk.

[PumpDump]

I think I'll stick with my regular 2 pop HEs....hopefully zero risk.

Just double mask and you are 100% protected guaranteed  fact!

[hornyguylondon]

Incorrect, a Hazmat suit is the only way to be safe - you also get the benefit of replicating the level of intimacy you get from the wife/partner 🤣

[y101y]

It would've been good if you could've warned us sooner. 

I was enjoying the occasional OWO/CIM dammit!  Last sesh a few weeks back, guess that's the end of that then.   
No word of new talent when I've enquired since so guess I missed "Denise".

So who else is BBing there and how have you come to know? 

Last BBer I was aware of was the much praised Tara.

Wow, I didn’t know Tara allowed BB. I didn’t even get to fuck her at all, despite desperately trying!

The “Thai” that worked there for years (might still do?), can’t recall her name at the moment but she was tall-ish and attractive, seemed to always be working. I’m fairly certain she would’ve done BB as I fucked her many times and a couple times we got close to unprotected before I came to my senses and bagged up.

[workingtone]

After a long hiatus from punting I decided to dip my toe back in the water with a trip to Skyline in Lewisham. Some of you may not like what I'm about to report but I nevertheless think it is information that should be shared.

I was told by text that Polish Rita, Portguese Denise, and British mixed race Sam were available. I opted for Denise as was told she ks new and I haven't seen her mentioned on this thread yet.

Denise was described rather vaguely as "23, size 10, tattoo on arm". Upon arrival I got to see Polish Rita for the first time as she was sitting in the back. Although a bit older (I'd say 50+), she had a pair of striking blue eyes and it's obvious that she was a stunner when she was younger. She was sitting with her legs slightly open which allowed me to get a peak of her underwear up her skirt and she was observing me while I was looking. This piqued my interest but decided to stick with Denise for now as I hadn't seen her yet.

I was a little disappointed when I walked into the massage room and met Denise. She is bigger with a significant belly, and facially not attractive to me at all. As a positive she did have a nice pair of chebs which were natural.

Massage started and shortly after I asked about extras. She offered b2b for £40 and made it clear she doesn't do FS. She also demanded payment upfront which I found irritating. She took her dress off and bra off but her left knickers on. It turned out her idea of B2B would have involved her standing by the table and rubbing her tits on my back. She also wouldn't allow me to lick / suck on her chebs. I was very disappointed and asked her to stop and check if Rita is available to resume the massage. She went out and confirmed that Rita was free. She picked up the £40 as she was about to leave but I told her I wanted that back (we were only about 10 minutes into the message). She handed it back and left without a word.

Rita then walked in, we greeted each other and she asked what I wanted. We agreed b2b for £40. I immediatrly flipped over on to my back to signal that I wanted to start with the b2b now and skip the massage and she got the message. She stripped off (fully nude) and immediately got on the table and started to lick me - starting from the area just next to my cock up to my chest. The licks got progressively closer to my cock and she was soon licking the shaft up and down. After that she started enthusiastically sucking it (which was a lot more than I was expecting from a £40 B2B).

The BJ was excellent and I was very turned on. I asked her to stand up so I could fondle her (enhanced) tits from behind and kiss her neck. She seemed to enjoy this and I asked if I could play with her pussy. She hesitated for a second and then said yes. After some runbbing of her clit I asked her to lay down and I gave her RO. At this point I'm ashamed to say that one thing led to another and we ended up having unprotected sex (I'm not proud of that but I know this is information that people would want to be aware of). She insisted that she never fucks customers (in fact after being divorced she hasn't had sex in years).

At the end I decided to give her £60 as I got a lot more than I was expecting and left.

What a review, thanks

[workingtone]

Thanks for that reveal 
Guess Skyline will be getting mobbed by those who're bored of Chinese @ SLSC.   

or avoided

[notcalledchris]

After a long hiatus from punting I decided to dip my toe back in the water with a trip to Skyline in Lewisham. Some of you may not like what I'm about to report but I nevertheless think it is information that should be shared.

I was told by text that Polish Rita, Portguese Denise, and British mixed race Sam were available. I opted for Denise as was told she ks new and I haven't seen her mentioned on this thread yet.

Denise was described rather vaguely as "23, size 10, tattoo on arm". Upon arrival I got to see Polish Rita for the first time as she was sitting in the back. Although a bit older (I'd say 50+), she had a pair of striking blue eyes and it's obvious that she was a stunner when she was younger. She was sitting with her legs slightly open which allowed me to get a peak of her underwear up her skirt and she was observing me while I was looking. This piqued my interest but decided to stick with Denise for now as I hadn't seen her yet.

I was a little disappointed when I walked into the massage room and met Denise. She is bigger with a significant belly, and facially not attractive to me at all. As a positive she did have a nice pair of chebs which were natural.

Massage started and shortly after I asked about extras. She offered b2b for £40 and made it clear she doesn't do FS. She also demanded payment upfront which I found irritating. She took her dress off and bra off but her left knickers on. It turned out her idea of B2B would have involved her standing by the table and rubbing her tits on my back. She also wouldn't allow me to lick / suck on her chebs. I was very disappointed and asked her to stop and check if Rita is available to resume the massage. She went out and confirmed that Rita was free. She picked up the £40 as she was about to leave but I told her I wanted that back (we were only about 10 minutes into the message). She handed it back and left without a word.

Rita then walked in, we greeted each other and she asked what I wanted. We agreed b2b for £40. I immediatrly flipped over on to my back to signal that I wanted to start with the b2b now and skip the massage and she got the message. She stripped off (fully nude) and immediately got on the table and started to lick me - starting from the area just next to my cock up to my chest. The licks got progressively closer to my cock and she was soon licking the shaft up and down. After that she started enthusiastically sucking it (which was a lot more than I was expecting from a £40 B2B).

The BJ was excellent and I was very turned on. I asked her to stand up so I could fondle her (enhanced) tits from behind and kiss her neck. She seemed to enjoy this and I asked if I could play with her pussy. She hesitated for a second and then said yes. After some runbbing of her clit I asked her to lay down and I gave her RO. At this point I'm ashamed to say that one thing led to another and we ended up having unprotected sex (I'm not proud of that but I know this is information that people would want to be aware of). She insisted that she never fucks customers (in fact after being divorced she hasn't had sex in years).

At the end I decided to give her £60 as I got a lot more than I was expecting and left.

BB is not big and certainly not clever. But I understand why it happened.  Try not to worry, just get yourself tested before your next Shag

[Berliner]

Last BBer I was aware of was the much praised Tara.

Sam also offers BB. I reported that here a while ago.

[stampjones]

Guys there are enough threads whinging about the merits or demerits of bb without turning this into another one. Take any information provided, use it as you see fit and move on. Its much more pleasant when everyone is civil with each other 

[FlaccidChimp]

Any take one for the team establishments or girls who do massages? My regular spots are in the decline so I want to explore. I'm looking to scratch my non flaccid itch within the next few days. 

[stampjones]

Any take one for the team establishments or girls who do massages? My regular spots are in the decline so I want to explore. I'm looking to scratch my non flaccid itch within the next few days. 

Sounds like there may be a couple of decent younger girls at roseberry in soho if you’re interested
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=349310.0
Was planning to have a wander over there myself soon

[Azucar D Artagnan]

Guys there are enough threads whinging about the merits or demerits of bb without turning this into another one. Take any information provided, use it as you see fit and move on. Its much more pleasant when everyone is civil with each other 

100%  and they go crazy  about a report from      a member of 3 years who has never left a review ! Give me a break

[sparkus]

100%  and they go crazy  about a report from      a member of 3 years who has never left a review ! Give me a break

... and who's been very quiet since (despite logging on). Plus most of his previous posts are about Skyline

[jamesbb]

Yaya at Thai Touch, Paddington....a welcome (albeit expensive) change from the farmers' wives...
Popped in over a recent weekend (she works Saturday and Sunday only) and pleasantly surprised to be met by an attractive, very slim, early/ mid twenties Thai girl - complete with rather geeky glasses and modest black t-shirt and leggings.

Agreed £40 for 45 minutes and enjoyed a thoroughly professional deep tissue / stretching experience - to such an extent that I was thinking this could be legit only - face down, hands crossed in front of my head and Yaya brushes her mound over my hands as she stands at the head of the bed, reaching forward to work on my back.
Hint taken and I lift my hands to her firm buttocks - simple negotiations, B2B and Prostate massage on offer @ £80 but no RO.......
Think we settled on £70 and Yaya stripped off to reveal a perfect, slim, firm bod - only disappointment being obvious and overly firm bolt-ons - quick cuddle from behind and she jumped on the bed, raised her knees and opened her legs wide to show off a cute pussy, topped by a trimmed bush. External touching and clit rubbing encouraged but definitely no fingers - and mores the pity, no RO. Takes HJ and PM direction well which led to a highly satisfactory conclusion.

Yaya is engaged, chatty and fun throughout and kept asking if I was happy ...tempted to return because young, slim and talented is a rarity in the present market. If she included RO, I would be there like a shot, even at the premium rates.

PS says she works at 'Cuban' Massage in Paddington on other days.....never heard of it / I could well have mis-heard...

[DickiePunting]

Visited Thai touch recently as well (mid week)

As I walked in, Sat on the armchair was Joanna (or Joanne). Mid 30s Romanian with blonde hair and quite tanned. Works Mon-Friday.

35 for 30mins. Shown to room behind reception. It had one of those larger massage tables.

The massage itself was mediocre at best. Loads of baby oil rubbing into the body. Very friendly and talkative. “Have you been here before”,”where do you live”,”summer holiday plans”,”British weather”

With about 10mins to go was asked if wanted extras. “Why of course, that’s why I’m here”. Went for the naked B2B with handrelief. Settled for that (£100). Nothing more available.

Took her kit off and I was pleasantly surprised. She appeared short and podgy but actually she had a great figure and has fabulous boobs which I attended too. The had relief was slow and pleasant. Kept calling me a naughty boy. Came to completion and was offered a shower. Took it with all the baby oil. Bathroom top of stairs. Was given a towel which was just some cloth to wrap myself with. People walking past would have spotted me in the clear light of day.

Would I go back. Probably not. Only positives were great boobs/figure and nice personality. Negatives are pricey for what its worth, mediocre massage, to much baby oil and rubbish towel.

[sparkus]

So there you have it folks, the £100+ limited access wank.

Is it really that long ago fit girls were allowing facials for 40 quid?

[stampjones]

Thanks for the info on thai touch. As sparkus says, eye watering prices!
@dickie why dont you make it a review in the massage section then you get credit for it on the site (and relief from people saying you dont contribute).

[stampjones]

HSH, ewell road surbiton. Popped in today. Ive never actually had a massage there before as Ive never fancied the girl. Today was a young (20s) japanese looking girl who turned out to be a chinese student covering for a friend. Name was fiona and she was hot. Slim, mid length hair.

Paid 30 for 30 and up the narrow stairs to a well sized room with a proper massage table. I stripped, face down and off we went.

Im not sure if it was a proper massage. It was certainly unique but it wasnt unpleasant. She strayed quite far up my thighs without ever doing any ccs and gave my arse a good going over. Eventually I turned and the sight of my todger was enough for her to ask if I wanted extras. B2B agreed for 40 and she stripped and climbed aboard.

First thing is what a body. Small tits with responsive nips. Good body with a great arse and a trimmed, sculpted pussy. She started an actual b2b but we soon drifted from that (my fault as I couldnt stop sucking her tits). I kissed her neck etc and started playing with her. She was very wet and seemed to be really into it. Wasnt sure where it might end up but we swapped positions and that seemed to snap her iut of that. After that no more access downstairs.

Eventually she got hands on with lil stamp and a satisfactory conclusion was reached. Helped clean me up snd I gave her the cash and off I went. She said she was just covering and didnt know if she’d be back but if you get lucky my advice is go for it. A really pleasant girl who gave a good experience. Didnt hurt either that she’s very easy on the eye

[Gnitnupku1]

Heading out of London and needed to relax before the long journey.
Thought about the place next to the nail bar but it was a bit public so went for Magic Spa- still on a main road but much quieter on a walk-by.
External Link/Members Only website has all the tacky clues.
It’s a bit like a shop or cafe when you go in but met Lula - probably 40s- who offered 30 mins for £30.
Looks 5/10.
Shown downstairs. No shower available (‘busy’).
Stripped off and after a few mins of quite good massage she whispered ‘if you want anything more you ask’.
Asked for B2B but she said £60 after I offered £40. So I said no.
Massage continued then I flipped over and she massaged around the cock before negotiations reopened and we settled on £50.
Generous B tits, bit of a belly, decent ass and legs.
Full squirming over my body, very very light fingering (‘it tickles’?!?), tit wanks, eventually big cum happy ending.
On way out another girl put her head around another door and she looked much cuter. Fuck.
Wouldn’t bothered to return.

[Fuzzyduck]

HSH, ewell road surbiton. Popped in today. Ive never actually had a massage there before as Ive never fancied the girl. Today was a young (20s) japanese looking girl who turned out to be a chinese student covering for a friend. Name was fiona and she was hot. Slim, mid length hair.

Paid 30 for 30 and up the narrow stairs to a well sized room with a proper massage table. I stripped, face down and off we went.

Im not sure if it was a proper massage. It was certainly unique but it wasnt unpleasant. She strayed quite far up my thighs without ever doing any ccs and gave my arse a good going over. Eventually I turned and the sight of my todger was enough for her to ask if I wanted extras. B2B agreed for 40 and she stripped and climbed aboard.

First thing is what a body. Small tits with responsive nips. Good body with a great arse and a trimmed, sculpted pussy. She started an actual b2b but we soon drifted from that (my fault as I couldnt stop sucking her tits). I kissed her neck etc and started playing with her. She was very wet and seemed to be really into it. Wasnt sure where it might end up but we swapped positions and that seemed to snap her iut of that. After that no more access downstairs.

Eventually she got hands on with lil stamp and a satisfactory conclusion was reached. Helped clean me up snd I gave her the cash and off I went. She said she was just covering and didnt know if she’d be back but if you get lucky my advice is go for it. A really pleasant girl who gave a good experience. Didnt hurt either that she’s very easy on the eye

Do you mean this place?
External Link/Members Only

[LLPunting]

Do you mean this place?
External Link/Members Only

Ah, Iysh-Cream!  Thought the description of location was a little familiar.  Well-established with a checkered history of girls.

[stampjones]

Ah, Iysh-Cream!  Thought the description of location was a little familiar.  Well-established with a checkered history of girls.

Yeah soz - I was a bit far away when I remembered to check the name and Im blind as a bat so…

[Jiimmy]

External Link/Members Only

Wanted to try my luck at Noppakao Thai Spa in Wembley. This is totally legit place. The process of calling and booking an appointment can be misleading as they address you "Darling" all the time. Booked for 30 min massage for £30. Shown to the room by a decent looking and smiling Thai Milf. Asked to keep the boxers on for the massage. I inquired during the massage if any extras were on offer to which the therapist politely said, sorry darling we don't do Happy Ending. However that question did not effect the massage at all. Exceptional massage was delivered. Will go again if I am looking for a good massage. Its difficult to get an appointment at short notice.