London massage shop mini reviews

[sparkus]

What a great thread! I’m rediscovering the joys of massage shops. Anyone can recommend the golden goose of massage shops?

Slim, young, attractive and gives a great deep massage?

You missed off massive chebs

[y101y]

What a great thread! I’m rediscovering the joys of massage shops. Anyone can recommend the golden goose of massage shops?

Slim, young, attractive and gives a great deep massage?

Tara at Skyline was the closest I’ve experienced to that. Great bj’s too.

[LLPunting]

Tara at Skyline was the closest I’ve experienced to that. Great bj’s too.

You neglected to mention the reason why punters should be wary of her in future, if she ever returns from wherever she went off to quite some time ago.

[FlaccidChimp]

Yes I forgot to mention that I read here that she was mentioned as working at Skyline.  Do you know if she is still there?

Apparently she's gone and was told to tell skyline when she gets back.

[y101y]

You neglected to mention the reason why punters should be wary of her in future, if she ever returns from wherever she went off to quite some time ago.

?

[Hotspur]

None of the links you provided were to places/ladies you appear to have reviewed or even commented in the past year about.  You're clearly not shy of posting a neg as your 2 recent ones usefully attest (thanks for them) but neither match the links you gave.  When did your off-putting experiences at these places take place?

This is the first time I've posted on this thread, and followed what I thought was a pretty standard format, i.e. not a full review but more general commentary. As I said in my preamble I'm new to the area, around 9 months which is shortened by various lockdown periods. I have been to each of the 3 linked Thai places over the last 6 weeks and my experience was almost identical....decent massage but extortionate extras menu. I declined extras on each occasion because I felt like I was in a bazaar and more importantly it killed the mood for all concerned.

I'll write a review on Oriental Wellbeing which I visited last week. Hope that helps, if not pm me and happy to provide more info.

[Billybong]

Hong Nong, Little Newport Street by telephone box, earlier in week around mid afternoon.  First time back for me since early last year.

Girl came out of shop and said massage 30 and whispered he 20.

No name but quite pretty, friendly, dark shortish hair, summery dress, slim and later said she is age 32, around 5’ 5” tall, good English.

Paid 30 in shop and up to room at top.  Undressed whilst she stayed in room.  Face down and immediately she stroked inside of each leg and touched balls.  Within first minute she said turn and straight away would I like he ?  I said yes but later as only just beginning.

Then she offered b2b for 40 and I offered 30 to which she said is it cash, 30 ok and pay now.

So I did, she undressed, very small tits, good nipples, shaven and tight body.

She then stood in shower right beside me, and washed all over showing me her full body back and front.

Then she dried, spent 5 minutes rubbing herself all over my font, allowed full touching, before bringing it to a conclusion with both hands.

Very nice experience from very pleasant girl.

[LLPunting]

Hong Nong, Little Newport Street by telephone box, earlier in week around mid afternoon.  First time back for me since early last year.
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Thanks for piping up.  So how much of your 30 mins did you actually get action for?

What did she allow you to do to her or were you only receiving attention?

5'5" in heels?

[LLPunting]

Originally spotted a GT ad for this Chinese crew in Caledonia Road area months ago and they've sent pics of their weekly girls a few times on asking since, none had been very enticing but this week's pic seemed genuine (a couple of fakes previously) and moderately promising.  Can't find their current GT ad but their number pops the following, amongst others:
External Link/Members Only  07762-460958
 Photos clearly fake but the pic sent via Whatsapp looked like it might be the real girl.
The address details were shambolic, the building name exists but isn't on the road they name, the road isn't the postcode they quote.   
Shabby, secure block though not unclean.
Male minder in flat, pleasant bloke.
Chinese woman was shorter (5'2 ish), darker, older (50s) and thicker (packing a stone over) than the photo sent.  Tried to convince me she was good time girl but didn't fancy this B&S despite the matronly C/Ds that might've been in the bra beneath her fully covered chest so walked.  Oddly the minder offered a fist-bump and a smile as I departed so no threat there.

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[LLPunting]

Tried calling a slew of shop and indie ads for Camden area (was hoping for a promising lead on an EE/Latin/Afro indie) but most replies were perfunctory and disinterested in even trying to lure me to a meeting.

Tried this GT ad External Link/Members Only
 and the number pings a number of other ads.  07497-351201.   

Directed to a shop on Brecknock Road, just off the Camden Road junction. 
Place was in ok order, rooms small, sturdy table, no sink, no shower in room, couldn't hear sounds from nextdoor.  Receptionist was a 50+ Chinese matron, 5'3, black bob, slender.  30 for 30, showed me to the room, turns out the one masseuse was busy so she offered to do the massage, she was friendly enough and not grossly over-weight so took the offer, hoping that the other girl might be free for a follow-on if this didn't work out.
Masked matron was ok with the massage, no sensuality but she did offer to do b2b (+40) about halfway.  Shucked her dress and granny tights to reveal a pair of natural C/Ds that were in pretty good post family shape.  Belly had never recovered from the kids but she was otherwise not over-weight.  She claimed to have not done this before and she was inept enough to be convincing.  Given access to all areas but her trimmed, ravaged puss seemed to have all kinds of damage to it (digital inspection) so I didn't go in for a look or lick.  Her hand game was insistent if not convincing with some variation of oily shaft and helmet stimulation and she got me close a couple of times.  As her lack of skills and offering brought about the droop despite her "best" stroking efforts she asked if I'd come (I clearly hadn't), I got her to lay down, to which she asked "sex?" I declined and finished myself off over her belly.  She apologised for not delivering the goods and suggested I see the other ladies, keen that I try the Sunday girl. 
May chance this place again.

[LLPunting]

Finally tried Cheeva Thai again, who have been advertising furiously on GT in Bromley area for weeks now.  45 for the hour.
Met "Nancy", 5', podgy, dark-skinned Thai with good English and pretty good massage skills.  She did the whole modesty towel manoeuvres thing as she worked my aches and strains with some oil.  No sensuality but there was a little twinkle in her chatter.  Offered extras just after halfway, wanted 30 for HR, 50 for topless, 100 for b2b which I barely heard as I tuned out because of the ridiculousness of the price given what she was packing.  Declined and told her that local parlours do b2b for 40 when she asked about other places I'd tried.  Credit to her she continued with a good massage and friendly chat for the remainder.  She claimed that only she and one other lady there offered extras, didn't name her,  there are more than a handful working there regularly across the week.
May try again but the rooms aren't conducive to extras either due to lack of soundproofing, small (sturdy) table or small dimensions to room.  Didn't spot any shower.

[y101y]

You neglected to mention the reason why punters should be wary of her in future, if she ever returns from wherever she went off to quite some time ago.

Still wondering what you meant by this. Why should punters be wary of her?

[No None Sense]

Saw Charlotte in Elite Spa Finchley Road. Late 20 half EE half Arab. One of the most forgettable experiences; Size 12-14 with natural Cs. Very cold and disinterested. Said she had done it for over 10 years but clueless about massage and Extras. 20, 50 and 70 for HR, Naked and B2B.
Wasted another 100 (Inc £50 Door Fee) as my dick decided for me again.

[Billybong]

Thanks for piping up.  So how much of your 30 mins did you actually get action for?

What did she allow you to do to her or were you only receiving attention?

5'5" in heels?

No heels.  She allowed full visual up her dress, tits out of bra but very small, and panties aside before she took shower and total access to hands after shower.  And the shower was a full on tease showing me her lips and ass, etc.  So all in all 15+ minutes touching.  She was good.

[LLPunting]

Still wondering what you meant by this. Why should punters be wary of her?

Previous comments and DMs by various UKPers suggested she was not always careful about her raw frottage becoming something more, whether intentional or not.   

[Rama7519]

That bloody thunderstorm on Sunday was a fun day and Nearly ruined a few pints
Was in Chingford so tried to call Alina’s Massage room no answer.
Orchard Thai Massage walked out after seeing the lady doing the massage, big Thai lady so didn’t fancy that
Golden Herbs no answer
Joannas no answer

Almost gave up but was by South Woodford so visited Me+You Spa. Anka and Diana working that day.
Due to all the traffic and floods, went for 30 min massage with happy ending with Anka. Tall slim blonde Romanian with decent size Chebs and also nice feet (for those feet lovers) - very sensual massage with lots of CC swipes and bum play. Also a few reach unders that make you on all 4s. Flipped over and more teases till the HR which lasted ages as she’s very slow and likes to build the tension. Happy to be felt up (over clothes only) - exploded my load , paid £50 and off on my way to try and get through the traffic again.

[y101y]

Previous comments and DMs by various UKPers suggested she was not always careful about her raw frottage becoming something more, whether intentional or not.

Oh right, I hadn’t heard that. I do remember her being quite enthusiastic with her b2b but don't think I ever got close to “putting it in”. God knows I would’ve loved to have done it (protected) though!

[LLPunting]

Oh right, I hadn’t heard that. I do remember her being quite enthusiastic with her b2b but don't think I ever got close to “putting it in”. God knows I would’ve loved to have done it (protected) though!

You could've, though she started asking for 100 for FS, the oral was probably the highlight in those rickety table days.  Perhaps if you could've gotten her on a decent bed or sofa it would've been different. 

[y101y]

You could've, though she started asking for 100 for FS, the oral was probably the highlight in those rickety table days.  Perhaps if you could've gotten her on a decent bed or sofa it would've been different. 

Damn, sorry I missed those days. That oral was something else but I would have liked to have tried the deluxe package and would have been tempted even at 100. The bb thing is a bit worrying though.

[sparkus]

Anyone know if the older Asian woman receptioning at Herbal Clinic Cricklewood does the deed herself? Lovely foxy glint in her eye.

[JackNastyFace]

She's never been known to, but I wish she would.  There's a few like that; the hottest I've come across is the woman running The Healthy Glow (the new name for the place next to Moonflower) in Earl's Court.  Honourable mentions to the younger women who work the desk for the Golden Finger in Kliburn and Forever Health in Fitzrovia.  The hotter lady from Emily's, too.

[JackNastyFace]

FYI all, I was in Crystal Palace with time to kill earlier, so popped into Qi Clinic.  The cheery, dapper man told me they no longer have masseuses on the weekends.

[sparkus]

She's never been known to, but I wish she would.  There's a few like that; the hottest I've come across is the woman running The Healthy Glow (the new name for the place next to Moonflower) in Earl's Court.  Honourable mentions to the younger women who work the desk for the Golden Finger in Kliburn and Forever Health in Fitzrovia.  The hotter lady from Emily's, too.

I saw her twice there in the space of a week but when I thought to ask sadly she was taking dosh from another punter, made mental note to probe on here.  She definitely has the look at least.

[sparkus]

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Herbal Clinic Cricklewood.  Was working adjacent to area so popped in to see if the reviews were true about Polish MILF Dominica and her reputed pair.  Pretty busy both times, first time was told she'd be free in an hour, couldn't wait around.  Second time was told she'd be free "soon" and directed to tiny treatment room (not much room to swing a cat, never mind choke a chicken), paid my £30 anyway.

Eventually Dominica came in as I lay face down, attempted a glance but couldn't see much really, however early on in the massage she asked if she could remove her clothing as it was "too hot".  Go for it!

Again I didn't sight her yet but appreciated her massage technique all the same, some decent prodding and pulling and we chatted a little.  She's not the dour/frosty type of Pole, more the upbeat and bouncy voiced kind.  On the flip I finally got to see her and yes she's an average-ish blonde Polish MILF but skin/frame is taut and small, not really voluptuous.  However, she was packing a meaty pair in her sports bra and leggings and I resolved to get them out for the house rate of £40 topless HE.

As pairs go they were lovely and firm EE pushing an F cup on her slender frame and she had a peachy ass.  As reported and as per previous experience here there's no sucking of them and I erupted furiously as she applied herself to the task of the HE.  Large pink areola if that's your thing.

A shower (rubbish) to remove the oil and said my farewell.  Glad I sampled the pair but wouldn't make a habit of it.

[loveahe]

Found myself in Fulham with 90- minutes to kill before meeting up for late lunch, so thought I'd give Living Healthcare a whirl as I'd seen some positive stuff on here.

59 Fulham High St, Putney Bridge End easy to see the shop front and straight into reception and was £45 for the hour.

Older lady on reception asked if I'd been before, told her no and she told me the price list for extras up front. 20/40/50  The difference between 40 and 50 appeared to be one was a topless HE and the other was a bit more naked B2B

SP was a mid 30's Chinese woman, told me she was from HK but she obviously wasn't.  Long hair, mask, funny personailty, bit of a mum bod but lovely thrup'nies.

Not had a massage for a while, so she spent a fair bit of time working on my shoulders and the whole 30 mins or so massage was actually pretty decent.  Didn't really need to focus on CC swipes or reach unders as the receptionist had already gauged my interest.

Went for the full 50 quid experience, cracking set of tits which she used to finish me off in a pretty frenetic tit job after some gentler body slides.

Solid choice, no problems visiting again if I'm in the area although I did notice a few more a bit further up the road towards the junction with Fulham Rd and Fulham Palace Rd so might try one of these next time.

[Pperve]

Spare 30 minutes last Sunday so visited Herbal Bliss in South Ruislip (£30 for 30). Met by CeCe about 35 size 10. Good figure. Massage started as usual. Ce Ce does a good massage in comparison to most in TCM shops. About 10 mins in she offered B2B for £40. She undressed and started proper B2B on top sliding around not the tit rub by the side of the table. as soon as she started tried to sell me up to a BJ. £15 OW, £30 OWO. told her I only had £55 total so only another £15 above the B2B. Also said OW did nothing for me. Seemed reluctant to do OWO for £15 so stuck with B2B. At this point CeCe started to wisper something to me which I could not understand (she had a mask on so almost impossible to decipher).  eventually figured out she was offering sex for the extra £15. I accepted and on went the rubber. CeCe started with Cow Girl, however, lost a bit of steam so I took over in Mish. Job done CeCe got really cuddly and started hugging me. I am okay with a bit of cuddling, however, this was a bit protracted. finished with a bit of a head massage, more cuddles  and walked out around 50 minutes after going in.

I have been here and Finlandia (review to follow) and been offered FS in both. looks like girls are offering more to make up for lost funds during Covid.

[yuptree]

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Herbal Clinic Cricklewood.  Was working adjacent to area so popped in to see if the reviews were true about Polish MILF Dominica and her reputed pair.  Pretty busy both times, first time was told she'd be free in an hour, couldn't wait around.  Second time was told she'd be free "soon" and directed to tiny treatment room (not much room to swing a cat, never mind choke a chicken), paid my £30 anyway.

Eventually Dominica came in as I lay face down, attempted a glance but couldn't see much really, however early on in the massage she asked if she could remove her clothing as it was "too hot".  Go for it!

Again I didn't sight her yet but appreciated her massage technique all the same, some decent prodding and pulling and we chatted a little.  She's not the dour/frosty type of Pole, more the upbeat and bouncy voiced kind.  On the flip I finally got to see her and yes she's an average-ish blonde Polish MILF but skin/frame is taut and small, not really voluptuous.  However, she was packing a meaty pair in her sports bra and leggings and I resolved to get them out for the house rate of £40 topless HE.

As pairs go they were lovely and firm EE pushing an F cup on her slender frame and she had a peachy ass.  As reported and as per previous experience here there's no sucking of them and I erupted furiously as she applied herself to the task of the HE.  Large pink areola if that's your thing.

A shower (rubbish) to remove the oil and said my farewell.  Glad I sampled the pair but wouldn't make a habit of it.

Thanks Sparkus for the review! Is there any pictures/actress that you can compare her boobs to?

[sparkus]

Thanks Sparkus for the review! Is there any pictures/actress that you can compare her boobs to?

I had a trawl through the jug thread on here and I'd say the top pic of this (though she's a little slimmer): https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=276569.msg3289727#msg3289727

[Duron]

Sparkus, I have seen Lora many times (close by for me). Can you compare Dominica of Cricklewood with Lora please? I realise no munching on nipples on offer. And seeing Lora would work out cheaper.
I'm also into large areolas; are we talking massive (eg. Areola Wonder, or Tiana Wolf)  or largish?
(Crickewood is quite a way for me)
Thanks

Tiana Wolf External Link/Members Only
Areola Wonder (maybe one and the same!) External Link/Members Only
Denise Davies External Link/Members Only

[sparkus]

Sparkus, I have seen Lora many times (close by for me). Can you compare Dominica of Cricklewood with Lora please? I realise no munching on nipples on offer. And seeing Lora would work out cheaper.
I'm also into large areolas; are we talking massive (eg. Areola Wonder, or Tiana Wolf)  or largish?
(Crickewood is quite a way for me)
Thanks

Tiana Wolf External Link/Members Only
Areola Wonder (maybe one and the same!) External Link/Members Only
Denise Davies External Link/Members Only

I appreciate Lora is now the (EE) shop gold standard on here, but Dominica does not rank up there on the cheb-o-meter.  She's more slender and the chebs are just big, not huge.

Areola-wise, they're biggish but not really as big as those (great) examples, no.

I wouldn't venture to the other side of town for them if Lora is local to you.

Speaking of non-Chinese chebs, really miss Lucia of that Angel TCM and her heavy brown mounds

[sparkus]

It's a pity she doesn't do A Levels in her shop: External Link/Members Only

[disco]

Went to Thai Miracle in East Dulwich the other day. Fantastic massage from Nina (£30/30), but no hints of shananigans...

[Ozy84]

Anyone got any experience of the Chinese medical centre on the high rd in Wembley?

[sparkus]

Just me or is this thread now just requests for intel and occasional mini reviews by the same veterans?

Even the London section seems pretty bereft of stand alone FBSM reviews.

[Ozy84]

Just me or is this thread now just requests for intel and occasional mini reviews by the same veterans?

Even the London section seems pretty bereft of stand alone FBSM reviews.

Just you 

[tony22]

Just posted my review of Laila at Golden Herbs, Chingford. Decent massage, good finish on tits, hyginene needs to improve. Gave a positive.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=317265.0

[Spartan20]

Been a while since my last massage and after a long trip decided I needed to get some knots out. Decided to go to Natural Atmosphere end of July in Blackfriars. Shop is on a side street and relatively discreet. 3 massage rooms, only 1 masseuse available.
Masseuse Tina, tall slim Chinese girl, kept her mask on throughout.
Paid 50 for one hour.
Massage for the first 35 minutes was forgettable. Decent in some ways but she is obviously not a pro. More like a general run with some elbows thrown in. Talks quite a bit and slaps your ass if you say anything cheeky. Lots of questions about other massages and where you've heard about the place, so likely they know about this site.
Extras offered after about 35 minutes, b2b started at £80 and quickly reduced to 50. Kept her panties on. Was a very weird b2b where she kind of hugs you from the side. Had to give instructions to get body slides and tit wank from her A cups. Big long nips for those who like that. With instructions the hr was okay with her sitting on the bed with my legs around her, so I could sit up to touch when I wanted. went on for about 20 minutes with a few complaints at the end pushing me to finish. At the end she was doing some very annoying slurping sounds which was quite off putting and had to stop that. Finish was okay, quick clean up, shower cubicle in room and out 58 minutes from start of massage. Suggestion that a bit more ow is on offer but more lots of money, just not worth it.
Overall underwhelming experience and almost felt stiffer  the day after the massage rather than relaxed. It's tempting to in future just go to a legit place with guaranteed quality massage for an hour and then follow up with a p&d with a hot rom that is well reviewed on here. It would cost the same and you'd get fs and a nice massage.
Might try some of the indies who are well reviewed on here just in case but not impressed with the offerings or reviews I've seen lately around central london.

[stampjones]

Just me or is this thread now just requests for intel and occasional mini reviews by the same veterans?

Even the London section seems pretty bereft of stand alone FBSM reviews.

Are you calling me a veteran? Im not that much older than you 
I thought it had been better recently than it has been for a while tbh
Its more that its just the same old providers (or exact replicas of same). I have a couple of writeups outstanding but they are just so boring that Im struggling to be arsed
 

[RussAbbot]

Decided to head back out after a long covid hiatus with a couple of visits to River Kwai in the last 2 weeks.
Marsha, slim EE, hiding some delightful chebs, £40 1 hour massage with £30 extras (£20 for HE and £10 topless), however topless did not include removing the bra  . Good massage technique, very good HE, but left wanting more.
Rosie, large EE (and not in a good way), reasonable massage, no extras offered (later explained it was afternoon, and extras on available in evenings), would have passed if they were offered though.
There are signs in each room saying "no sexual services", and no Thai's to be seen 

[Boss_Grinz]

Decided to head back out after a long covid hiatus with a couple of visits to River Kwai in the last 2 weeks.
Marsha, slim EE, hiding some delightful chebs, £40 1 hour massage with £30 extras (£20 for HE and £10 topless), however topless did not include removing the bra  . Good massage technique, very good HE, but left wanting more.
Rosie, large EE (and not in a good way), reasonable massage, no extras offered (later explained it was afternoon, and extras on available in evenings), would have passed if they were offered though.
There are signs in each room saying "no sexual services", and no Thai's to be seen 

Is that River Kwai Leytonstone?

[RussAbbot]

Is that River Kwai Leytonstone?

yes, sorry, near the McDonalds

[Ozy84]

Are you calling me a veteran? Im not that much older than you 
I thought it had been better recently than it has been for a while tbh
Its more that its just the same old providers (or exact replicas of same). I have a couple of writeups outstanding but they are just so boring that Im struggling to be arsed

  SJ

I have headed onto the east anglia section in search but not any better, it’s dire out there! And when i am absolutely desperate and about to burst its the usual faces on the agencies!

[stampjones]

SJ

I have headed onto the east anglia section in search but not any better, it’s dire out there! And when i am absolutely desperate and about to burst its the usual faces on the agencies!

Cheers Ozy 
I spend most of my cash on seeking these days but I do still like a good massage with extras if I can find one. Like the thai agencies though, I think the glory days are over

[sparkus]

Are you calling me a veteran? Im not that much older than you 
I thought it had been better recently than it has been for a while tbh
Its more that its just the same old providers (or exact replicas of same). I have a couple of writeups outstanding but they are just so boring that Im struggling to be arsed

You can't be much older if you're a Carter fan.

I'm guessing no one is discovering any new Loras, Lucias or Lulus

[sparkus]

Decided to head back out after a long covid hiatus with a couple of visits to River Kwai in the last 2 weeks.
Marsha, slim EE, hiding some delightful chebs, £40 1 hour massage with £30 extras (£20 for HE and £10 topless), however topless did not include removing the bra  . Good massage technique, very good HE, but left wanting more.
Rosie, large EE (and not in a good way), reasonable massage, no extras offered (later explained it was afternoon, and extras on available in evenings), would have passed if they were offered though.
There are signs in each room saying "no sexual services", and no Thai's to be seen 

Recent recce back and I saw no Thais, just a very plain English girl in specs (I'd feel wrong being tugged by her) and an equally dull tiny young black girl.

I don't get why no extras in the daytime?

[LLPunting]

Recent encounters:

Bamboo, East St, Bromley. 
Helen, plain looking, 5'ish, darkish round faced SE Asian type, pock-marked complexion, slim, A/Bs at most.  Mandarin speaker.  Not smiley,  Didn't try her services as wasn't giving off any encouraging vibes.
Lily, pale skinned Chinese 5'2ish, slender figure with smooth skin, wearing tights with a low crotch which may be a ploy to prevent fiddling.  Lowish, assured voice made her sound experienced perhaps beyond her apparent late 20s/early 30s looks, so probably marking her more correctly as mid/late 30s.  Masked with pretty eyes if not the most alluring attitude.  A/Bs under a fashionable denim dress.  Massage skills minimal as was the effort although it was a little sensual with the occasional fluttering CC and sack stroke.  She tutted at the offer of 40 for B2B but agreed, then tried to get away without removing her pants and her tights around her ankles.  I declined and when she saw she was losing the sale she removed the offending garments.  Needless to say I should've just got dressed and left but she performed a resentful few slides and grinds, denying digital access to her nethers.  Her hand game was competent so let her get on with it and she was attentive and careful in cleaning me up after the cum.  She showered and left me to get myself sorted.  Shame, if she were more obliging she'd be quite popular.   
Hadn't checked this place in years and based on these 2 ladies won't be rushing to give them another chance.

Skyline, Lewisham:
Diana, Estonian, 5'10+, big boned, short bob, a little pot which if she shifted would have her looking like an EE volleyballer, except for the deceptively heavy Ds she's packin'.  Small, rounded face that would be cuter if she lost the weight, although she's no chiselled EE beauty.  Sweet natured and friendly with good English, has been working in parlours for a little while but her massage skills are limited to general kneading and sweeping strokes.  Perhaps spends a tad too long on these repetitive moves on back and limbs.  Agreed to 40 for b2b without hesitation and shucked her dress quick enough.  Didn't lose her pants to start but made no fuss in getting rid when prompted.  Access all areas given to respectful touches, licks and sucks.  Neat, shaven puss.  Hand game competent, varied her strokes and swirls, no rough handling.

[elnukky]

Skyline, Lewisham:
Diana, Estonian, 5'10+, big boned, short bob, a little pot which if she shifted would have her looking like an EE volleyballer, except for the deceptively heavy Ds she's packin'.  Small, rounded face that would be cuter if she lost the weight, although she's no chiselled EE beauty.  Sweet natured and friendly with good English, has been working in parlours for a little while but her massage skills are limited to general kneading and sweeping strokes.  Perhaps spends a tad too long on these repetitive moves on back and limbs.  Agreed to 40 for b2b without hesitation and shucked her dress quick enough.  Didn't lose her pants to start but made no fuss in getting rid when prompted.  Access all areas given to respectful touches, licks and sucks.  Neat, shaven puss.  Hand game competent, varied her strokes and swirls, no rough handling.

Does her rump complement her heavy Ds?

[LLPunting]

Does her rump complement her heavy Ds?

Not a large rump, no shelf, meaty because of her stature, I'll try to take better note if I see her again.

[Sbill]

Well Health, Praed street about a month ago.
Had a couple of shandies and was feeling the need so walked in, straight up the stairs and was greeted by some guy. Asked for one hour massage, £50 where he phoned for Yoyo or Jojo to come. Shown to room, got undressed and Yoyo came in during my u dressing. She was Asian, wore a mask with shortish hair and had a black dress on above the knee.  ALways a good sign. Face down and massage started.  A few leg brushes early on, sat on top for a short while then came the leg rubs with some brushing of the lower regions. Jumped off and continues with shoulders and arms.  A good massage.  25 mins in the crotch rub against my arm started with her leg rubbing against my lower arm and hand.  Touching began and was very much allowed.  Then a whisper of an offer.  £50 B2B was agreed and 30 mins of pretty much all access continued.  Didn’t fancy bareback so enjoyed the full slides and HE.  Nice big breasts l squareish bum and trimmed but nice and hairy down there.  Finished and showered on the hour.  Definitely will return.

[PumpDump]

Hong Nong, Little Newport Street by telephone box, earlier in week around mid afternoon.  First time back for me since early last year.

Girl came out of shop and said massage 30 and whispered he 20.

No name but quite pretty, friendly, dark shortish hair, summery dress, slim and later said she is age 32, around 5’ 5” tall, good English.

Paid 30 in shop and up to room at top.  Undressed whilst she stayed in room.  Face down and immediately she stroked inside of each leg and touched balls.  Within first minute she said turn and straight away would I like he ?  I said yes but later as only just beginning.

Then she offered b2b for 40 and I offered 30 to which she said is it cash, 30 ok and pay now.

So I did, she undressed, very small tits, good nipples, shaven and tight body.

She then stood in shower right beside me, and washed all over showing me her full body back and front.

Then she dried, spent 5 minutes rubbing herself all over my font, allowed full touching, before bringing it to a conclusion with both hands.

Very nice experience from very pleasant girl.

Thanks for the review. You did well to get B2B for £30 extra, usual price is £40.