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River Kwai (Leytonstone) in actually good shocker!

Tried a few options across East London and Essexish and not much doing, by the time I'd got there I was ready to take anything.  Paid my 40 for the hour and told to go to room.  Face down for a while, perhaps they were busy but in comes Yana, though I didn't get to see her initially as she started the massage so quickly.  Pretty brutal but sometimes that's what you need.  Chatting away from the off, very giggly.  While she was kneeling on my back she then laid across me and said "Happy ending today, sir?" Well, yes.  I'd still not seen her but sussed she was curvy and as she made her way around the table she placed my hands on her legs so all seemed hopeful.  Then "How much you like to pay?" and a protracted negotiation ensued.

On the flip she looked pretty average curvy Thai bird but I could see that, like my last foray to RK, she was packing a pair.  I asked for these to be released and she complied while continuing the giggling but then said it was touch only, no sucking or kissing.  They were a pretty solid brown pair of jugs mind you (at this point I should write "she had a big pair for an oriental" like other blokes do) and I appreciated the sight of them as she set to work on collapsing my erection.  Her technique was very focused and applied and she knew just the right amount of pressure and strokes and had me exploding everywhere she milked every last drop.

She then recommenced the massage for the rest of the hour and this was pretty decent, stretches and neck clicks etc.  As I dressed she claimed her usual topless rate is £80 (heard that in there before), which I obviously didn't pay but had settled on £50 (yes, I know).  So £90 all in for an hour massage, cheb play and one of the best HEs ever received.

I'd put her at late 30s, about 5' 5'', size 14 and D/DDs (all natural).  Works Fridays, not sure about other days or if she works elsewhere.

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What options did you check out in the Essex area mate? I presume you swung by Zen in Upminster!

Offline StevenSELondon

Heading to Kew Bridge today, can see a lot of reviews of Relax Life, but not 'You Beauty' a little further along the parade. Their Gumtree offers European girls (my preference) so will give it a go and report back.


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What options did you check out in the Essex area mate? I presume you swung by Zen in Upminster!

Loughton, Debden etc.

I don't classify Upminister as Essex really.

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Heading to Kew Bridge today, can see a lot of reviews of Relax Life, but not 'You Beauty' a little further along the parade. Their Gumtree offers European girls (my preference) so will give it a go and report back.


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Massage only 50p per hour. Bargain!

Offline lougb1

Heading to Kew Bridge today, can see a lot of reviews of Relax Life, but not 'You Beauty' a little further along the parade. Their Gumtree offers European girls (my preference) so will give it a go and report back.


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I would have suggested Victoria in Brentford as an independant black masseuse

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in Brentford £50 plus £20 HE tip but your preference is European

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Heading to Kew Bridge today, can see a lot of reviews of Relax Life, but not 'You Beauty' a little further along the parade. Their Gumtree offers European girls (my preference) so will give it a go and report back.


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European girl no longer working there. Maybe time for an indie.
False alarm, stand down

Offline jonloops

Whereabouts in Leytonstone was she? I may have seen the same woman a few years and can confirm great message but no hint of extras.

Very close to the 'Lime Tree' surgery.

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Quick heads up of a new Thai spa opening in Stratford, near Maryland station (just on the bend of the road coming from Stratford, opposite that boarded up pub).

Name is something like Sonrom, been past several times and it's never open so called the number shown in the window and was told in a creepy voice that they're opening next month.

The nearby joints could do with the competition.

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I would have suggested Victoria in Brentford as an independant black masseuse

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Well reviewed on here but it would seem newer clients don't get to see the chebs.

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Very close to the 'Lime Tree' surgery.

Yep, must be the same EE I saw. Again, very pro massage but no extras.

Although ironically just a couple doors down from Lora and her EExtras.

Offline stampjones

Forgot to post this from a few weeks ago so details are sketchy.
Bamboo Spa Stroud Green Road. Girl was JoJo or some similar repeated syllable. Visited saturday PM.
30 for 30 plus 20 HR
Girl was 30/40 I think but masked so hard to tell. Slim with B tits one of which was tattooed (or at least chest above it). Nice ass too.
Rooms at bamboo are horrible. Just big enough for the table and a tiny sink. Not much headroom either.
Had a reasonable medium strength massage. On turn she started negotiations. Usual 20/40 prices. FS was on offer but I never do that there due to room/facilities.
Went for HR and I have to say it was one of the best Ive had. Played with her ass and pussy (outside) and tits. Nice and sensuous build up and caressing the head was very intense. Shot a massive load (for me) and was still trembling a good few minutes after. Cleaned up, paid and left.
I would return as service is usually decent but rooms are terrible
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Offline hugo.freeman

Does anyone recognise a girl by the name of Nisa (Turkish / Polish supposedly but more likely Persian of sort).  Used to work in Edgware, shortish girl but really worked well on b2b.

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Does anyone recognise a girl by the name of Nisa (Turkish / Polish supposedly but more likely Persian of sort).  Used to work in Edgware, shortish girl but really worked well on b2b.

Sounds like the Nisa that worked at skyline

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Having waited for intel for ages I decided to do the decent thing and see the new Abby the new woman at Skyline Lee High Road, Abby is Asian in her mid thirties, round face shortish black hair 5:4 size 12 with slight extra lockdown fat, I would say she looks similar to Noriko for those who remember her. Massage was mediocre as usual and about half time came the question b2b was chosen and more oil added to lubricate the engine, few boob slides then came the flip, she kept her pants on and did a reasonable grinding job, her boobs area C with large pert nipples which I massaged and sucked like a little baby, hands allowed everywhere and I gave her a decent clit job if I may say so, she genuinely came at least once with a shudder, eventually I came all over her lower back, showered and left satisfied.
So a decent find at this crumbling establishment. I left £40 as we didn’t discuss pricing beforehand which is a good sign. So a positive from me if you don’t mind a crap massage with a reasonable b2b.

I was able to sample Abby/Abbey this week as well. Looks-wise, not my cup of tea. Frumpy body, sagging tits, no shape to her arse. But a really nice personality, genuine and clearly not greedy as she also didn’t talk money with me (I left 40 for b2b). Also honest in that I only went for half hour and when I asked for b2b halfway though she said “we only have 15 min, is that ok?”.

Massage was acceptable (back was average, legs were done surprisingly well). Hand job was pretty good but I was having a little difficulty due to not being attracted to her and the fact that their little rooms are not comfortable in this hot weather. But she stayed focussed and rubbed me gently as I finished myself off thinking about other scenarios.

Doubt I will see her again but she is a nice girl and puts in the effort.

Works Mon and Thurs and on weekends apparently does the receptionist role.

Which reminds me, the young broad faced receptionist was looking good in her cutoffs. I really wish she did massages! Also, there was some creepy Asian bloke in the waiting area when I arrived, not waiting for a girl (they were both free), just sitting there. Then when I was getting the massage a different customer came in and had a very loud conversation with the receptionist for about 15 minutes. They need to be more conscious of the customers trying to relax!

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After yesterday's disappointment I took a trip to Healthy Glow in Earl's Court.  Checked in advance that they had EEs working.
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Quiet(ish) side street directly opposite Earl's Court station.

'Spa' is very clean and tidy. Paid £45 for 1 hour.

Was lead to one of the rooms and left to change. Again, very clean, tidy and with a decent (looking) shower in the corner.

Circa 30 mins soft massage on back amd legs, a few brushes but no cc swipes.

Remained face down until the turn, and was pleasantly surprised. 

Slava, mid/late 30s approx size 12. Brown hair.  Guess D cup breasts

Towel covered my modesty for the majority of massage, and was pulled to either side for access to my limbs.

after full massage of 2nd leg, Slava brushed against my boner and asked whether I 'wanted more'  I of course nodded and had the response 'for a tip'.

I didnt negotiate,  just told her ok.

Long, slow massage of my cock, balls and ring. In fact, the least rushed service I've had in massage shop.

Usual clean up, and offer of shower accepted.

Passed Slava £30 and she left to leave me shower in peace.

Shower seemingly has 2 settings; 'Far too hot' and 'scalding'

Overall a very positive experience.  Not sure whether anything more than HR on offer, although I will almost certainly return to find out.

Slava works Tuesdays only.

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Anyone been yoko’s (abbey road) lately?

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Quick updates in Welling

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FS outfit,  got immediately reply 70/110 for b2b, oral and sex, 30/60 min, extra for OWO/CIM

SUPER indiscreet location at a house on residential street 10 min walk from Welling Station.  Never saw the girl after told that she doesnt see black guys,  after making me wait 5 minutes after she already told me where to stand, to the point where I had to text to ask if everything was ok


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Reviewed before including recently. Pretty sure I saw the same girl 'Alice' from the recent review. Was working the reception too as far as I could tell

Massage was passable,  long way from the best I've had in a massage + extras setup, much less legit providers. Tried to upsell to 100 for fs which I had to stop myself from laughing in her face about.  Settled on 40 (oh it was 45 for the hour base) for b2b. Which completely to no surprise was a sad rubbing of her decent sized boobs from the side of the table for about a minute and a half total. Finished with ok HJ

Would not repeat,obviously.


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Reviewed before including recently. Pretty sure I saw the same girl 'Alice' from the recent review. Was working the reception too as far as I could tell

Massage was passable,  long way from the best I've had in a massage + extras setup, much less legit providers. Tried to upsell to 100 for fs which I had to stop myself from laughing in her face about.  Settled on 40 (oh it was 45 for the hour base) for b2b. Which completely to no surprise was a sad rubbing of her decent sized boobs from the side of the table for about a minute and a half total. Finished with ok HJ

Would not repeat,obviously.
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How funny, came here to say that I saw an Alice at this location at the start of the month and it was absolutely fantastic.

Massage not much, but it isn't my thing anyway. Agreed £20 for HE and then £30 for topless. And she was so good with the old chap. I was all fours for ages, she got me a pillow at one to get more comfy, she was going slow and teasing like I asked, touching my asshole but never quite going in. I then choose to go on my front and again, completely unrushed.

Came eventually with a finger down back of her knickers, didn't really get that far and her finger in my ass a little. I gave her a £5 tip, which I never do.

She said she works Thursday/Friday in Welling.

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This was in Primo health on Brecknock Road.  Was it the girl in the photo?  I don't think so, but I'm not certain.  It either was her, with less make-up on a more normal day, or it was a still-pretty-hot counterpart.  Her A-sized breasts seemed smaller, but that could be the corset-type dress confusing things.
 Either way, the 'Masa' I saw was very petite, in her early 20s, and wonderfully pliant; she bent down right in front of me to arrange the fan, offering me a fine view of her velvet pink knickers up a short, polka-dot dress, and things basically proceeded from there.  After five minutes of more or less mutual massage, she asked if I wanted B2B and then asked how much I'd pay?  £40, I said?  She accepted happily.  Maybe I could have gone lower; no Soho prices here.  In the event, it wasn't B2B until the happy end; hitherto, I sucked on Masa's nipples (quite small for a Chinese lady, which I liked) and then feasted on her trimmed pussy until she came.  She seemed very surprised, but pleased.  The handjob was slow and nice, and I had a shower before I exited back into the furnace outside. 

She was very friendly and giggly, too, with okay English.  Three low notes: she wouldn't take off her face mask, even though I said no kissing.  Face masks are a bit of put-off for me.  Second, the owner said she was only there yesterday (Thurs).  Now that might have been to get me to come, of course — but it might also be true.  That's why I've put this in here as mini-review rather than write a full one.  Please tell me if that's a mistake, though.  Final downer: there was no air-con and only a measly, ineffective fan.

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Apols, Primo is the old name - it's now Angel Health, or something similar.  Nice and clean inside.  Room tiny, though.

Offline petermisc

Might help if people could say whereabouts in London the place they are reviewing is.

Offline Cervixbanger

Might help if people could say whereabouts in London the place they are reviewing is.

I think Brecknock Road is in Tufnell Park but the OP should confirm this before anyone sets off on a wasted trip of course.

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Yes, confirm, sorry - nearest tube is Kentish Town, about a ten-minute walk.

Offline Bobmo1

Anyone been yoko’s (abbey road) lately?

Closed at the moment

Offline lougb1

Might help if people could say whereabouts in London the place they are reviewing is.
+1 amd a phone number?

Offline Rupert

Mai Thai Hendon - Joy 
Went few days ago, well reported massage shop.

Saw Joy who is slightly older but good body ass and facially decent.

As I walked in she slapped my ass and the knew would have a good time. She asked the usual question have you been before to which I said yes with you many times before pandemic, you forgot me. Btw never been before.

She said long time ok and started with a good massage very good actually, then halfway through the hour said why do we do. I replied we had a lot of fun but was only in the mood for b2b I don’t usually like bj or full service in massage shops I enjoy they b2b elements and relaxing.

She asked for £50 I said usually pay 40 she agreed  and stripped off and gave a good sensual b2b allowed fingering and got wet. I tried to kiss but she only allows in the lips and when I did ohh we use to do proper kissing she said ok next time.

Anyway very sensual b2b and exploded all over her. She then got a hot towel and whipped me down as well as waxing hung herself on the sink. Good head massage to finish paid up and left.

She said next time we have more fun, not sure what that means has anyone else had anything beyond b2b here?

I enjoyed my time nice looking lady good massage and a good b2b could have been more sensual but let’s see what happens next time.

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Popped into "Silk Road" on George St, Croydon whilst out on a ride and decided to chance one of the 2 new girls the receptionist said was working, no choice available as one already busy.  30 for 30.

"Helen" is a late 30s/early 40s, slender Chinese about 5'5 with black hair to her shoulders that's been permed/dyed too much and has lost it's silken lustre.  Polite but not chatty with little English.  "Soft" massage was meh.  Bs in her crappy bra with responsive, small nipples, dressed uninspiringly in an unfashionable, plain dress and heavy dernier tights.  +40 for b2b offered around halfway after almost no handling of my undercarriage.  Boobs and little belly have sagged a little thru aging but she probably had an eye-catching figure when younger.  Face hidden by mask throughout.  Artless B2B with no real slides, she was the sort that prefers to just do HR.  No attempts to sound even remotely engaged and whilst she didn't deny access to her body she did nothing to offer it up in a tempting fashion.  Don't waste your time or money on this one.  :dash:

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This was in Primo health on Brecknock Road.  Was it the girl in the photo?  I don't think so, but I'm not certain.  It either was her, with less make-up on a more normal day, or it was a still-pretty-hot counterpart.  Her A-sized breasts seemed smaller, but that could be the corset-type dress confusing things.
 Either way, the 'Masa' I saw was very petite, in her early 20s, and wonderfully pliant; she bent down right in front of me to arrange the fan, offering me a fine view of her velvet pink knickers up a short, polka-dot dress, and things basically proceeded from there.  After five minutes of more or less mutual massage, she asked if I wanted B2B and then asked how much I'd pay?  £40, I said?  She accepted happily.  Maybe I could have gone lower; no Soho prices here.  In the event, it wasn't B2B until the happy end; hitherto, I sucked on Masa's nipples (quite small for a Chinese lady, which I liked) and then feasted on her trimmed pussy until she came.  She seemed very surprised, but pleased.  The handjob was slow and nice, and I had a shower before I exited back into the furnace outside. 

She was very friendly and giggly, too, with okay English.  Three low notes: she wouldn't take off her face mask, even though I said no kissing.  Face masks are a bit of put-off for me.  Second, the owner said she was only there yesterday (Thurs).  Now that might have been to get me to come, of course — but it might also be true.  That's why I've put this in here as mini-review rather than write a full one.  Please tell me if that's a mistake, though.  Final downer: there was no air-con and only a measly, ineffective fan.

Top intel mate. Did Masa get on the table for B2B?

Offline StevenSELondon

Another visit to a new place, on a whim, last week.  Found myself in Angel with some time to kill.
As always, prefer to find a discreet location, so took a punt on QI Health.

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Located on a side street, 2 mins walk from Angel station. Footfall in the area was minimal, so I waltzed straight in.

Asked whether they had anyone available,  didnt specify my usual EE. 1hr, £50.

Started to undress in the room I was led to, but was instantly asked to relocate.  Tshirt back on, and up the stairs to another room.
Both were clean, tidy and had amole room around all sides of the table.

Laid naked on the bed, and waited. Face down.  I now opt to not look until the turn - an added thrill to WSWS, its now what I am going to call WIWI (would I, wouldn't I)

Masseuse entered, said hello etc and covered my bare arse with a towel. She instantly hopped on the table and started drying my back by pressing her weight against the towel up my body.  Decided, therefore, that I had gotten myself an oriental girl, as I find this is a method typically used by them.

I heard some talking in reception,  couldn't make out what was being said, but the receptionist came in and spoke chinese to my girl followed by 'she has to leave, Beneta will look after you'

Whole new level of WIWI right here, a 1st minute substitution!

Had approx 40 minutes of 'relaxing' massage focused on neck, back and shoulders before she moved on to my legs. Towel was shifted to unveil my right leg while she worked on that, before being remived completely for my left leg.

Minimal brushes or cc swipes, but I made sure to groan appreciatively when they happened.

Hour was up  and the light tickly fingers staryed, along with gentle blows across my back.

When asked whether I wanted extras, I said yes and was quoted instantly £100 for B2B and £50 for HR.
I said I only had £30. "The price is the price"
Told her, just to finish the massage in that case.

"Ok, I can do it this time, but next time is full price"

'Result'


I turned. There was Beneta (sp).  Tall...approx 5'11 long mousey brown/dark blonde hair, tanned skin, Skinny as a rake. Firm B/C cups.

Considering I had 'knocked her down' by 40% I received a pretty decent, slow and sensual HJ. She encouraged me to touch and gently kissed and sucked my nipples (does little for me, but gave the the chance of a great grab of the fabulous ass)

Finished up, cleaned up and hopped in the shower. Gave Beneta her £30.

Speaking as I got dressed, she is Iranian and typically works Tuesdays. This wasn't a Tuesday,  but she was covering for a colleague.

Absolutely stunning girl that I would see again on looks alone.

Massage: 5/10
Looks: 8.5/10
VFM: 6/10 (Judged at the £30 HJ, not £50)


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Lewisham update:
Avoid Wendy @ Elverson Rd. "27" = 37+, not chatty or friendly, asks for more than the going rate, shorts on time and artless wanker.  About 5'2, slender, As, black bobbed hair, pinched, pale face.

Sam at Skyline , has been mentioned, early 20s, quiet and pleasant Londoner, latte skin, untoned 12+, A/B, 5'7ish, Afro heritage.  Nice girl, admits to being untrained, has a competent sensual touch not so good with the shandy. Regular prices.
Would visit  again but am concerned about the short slash scars on belly and thighs (self-harm?) . She doesn't come across as over-wrought or anxious, seems quite happy to engage.

Haven’t been to Elverston road for a few weeks so thanks for the update. I need to start noting down the names of the girls in there.

Skyline I haven’t been to in ages, but it’s rare to find a black girl masseur even in lewisham, so I may pop for a long overdue visit. Thanks for the heads up.

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Southwest London update.
I'm new to this part of London and being a lover of a good massage with extras as opposed to girls that provide full service with a crap massage, I've cast the net wider to include Wimbledon, Richmond, Twickenham, Kingston and Surbiton. What has become strikingly obvious when visiting massage shops is as follows:

1. The Thais are taking the piss with their pricing. Been quoted £50 for hr, £80 for topless and hr and £100 for naked and the "granny" brigade are out in force. Having to negotiate mid massage is also a passion killer so for the most part I just stick with the massage. The normal refrain is "I don't do that but if the price is right...." Worst examples are External Link/Members Only, External Link/Members Only and most recently External Link/Members Only.

2. The Chinese however seem to have a more pragmatic approach and it's still possible to get fully naked for £50, although my personal preference are Thai women to Chinese. Recent visit to External Link/Members Only was pretty good and I was "looked after" by Lily who is the manager.

I'm not going to document each and every experience because those of us that enjoy fbsm will get the drift so I hope this post is in the spirit of this thread and will encourage some further debate.

Offline dwagonkin1

Another one for Ledow Health Center (Baker Street)

60£ for a massage. Didnt ask for anyone specific but was met with a tall middle ages chinese woman. Not much english but made an attempt to speak. (honestly the massage price is worth it but this is the average around this area apparently because even the sketchy herbal center places are charging the same but atleast here you are getting value in the massage)

Massage is up there in top 3 massages, very good with her hands. Lots of knot removing, and she didnt hold back and went between softer and harder techniques.

Extras on the flip offered a handjob or blowjob. Went with the blowjob as last time i did get suprised with the extra rimming and CIM from someone here (review in the reviews section). £40 asked for cash right away though and then kept saying sorry. Tried to tell me 60 but not a chance.

Blowjob she was gagging A LOT, barely could take half my size but made a decent attempt with an okay technique. Nothing to brag home about tbh. She did say no cum in mouth so nudged her when i was ready and continued.

More of a massage to finish which once again was amazing.

So reason this is here is she gave a name and the receptionist gave another. The woman mumbled lilly and the receptionist called her amy. Not a clue which one it is, didnt think to double check with the receptionist. Either way i like this place enough that id take a risk to see different people as so far the massages have been amazing from the 3 different ladies ive seen.
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Offline IdRatherBeABra

I used to go to Ledow a lot when I worked nearby about 6-7 years ago, and you'd only get a HE maybe a quarter of the time (but a great massage every time!)  The WSWS element is enjoyable for me and even when she wouldn't, I'd still have a nice massage.

Popped in last week, and even though I hadn't been there in a couple of years, the lady on the front desk remembered me.  I was allocated Cherry, a nice Chinese girl.  Had a nice skilful back massage, which was followed by a strong leg massage, and plenty of reach unders and a bit of PM, just my cup of tea.  Flipped over and without asking she delivered a topless HE, including some more PM.  As she hadn't mentioned anything, I gave her a £30 tip, which she seemed pleased with. 

Will probably go back and try something else on the menu.

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Haven’t been to Elverston road for a few weeks so thanks for the update. I need to start noting down the names of the girls in there.

Skyline I haven’t been to in ages, but it’s rare to find a black girl masseur even in lewisham, so I may pop for a long overdue visit. Thanks for the heads up.

Be advised, I saw Sam once more and I noticed more "slashes" on her thighs looking like ironing burns, whether she's self-harming or worse I'm not convinced that this work isn't adding to her stresses.  A number of unguarded comments from her just set my (perhaps paranoid) alarms off, sweet as she seems to be I'm not going to repeat.

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Southwest London update.
I'm new to this part of London and being a lover of a good massage with extras as opposed to girls that provide full service with a crap massage, I've cast the net wider to include Wimbledon, Richmond, Twickenham, Kingston and Surbiton. What has become strikingly obvious when visiting massage shops is as follows:

1. The Thais are taking the piss with their pricing. Been quoted £50 for hr, £80 for topless and hr and £100 for naked and the "granny" brigade are out in force. Having to negotiate mid massage is also a passion killer so for the most part I just stick with the massage. The normal refrain is "I don't do that but if the price is right...." Worst examples are External Link/Members Only, External Link/Members Only and most recently External Link/Members Only.

2. The Chinese however seem to have a more pragmatic approach and it's still possible to get fully naked for £50, although my personal preference are Thai women to Chinese. Recent visit to External Link/Members Only was pretty good and I was "looked after" by Lily who is the manager.

I'm not going to document each and every experience because those of us that enjoy fbsm will get the drift so I hope this post is in the spirit of this thread and will encourage some further debate.

Thanks for sharing but be careful between not giving a decent lead on a described repeatable experience and tossing a drive-by shout out or thumbs down.  Touting and trolling isn't welcome here.

Offline hugo.freeman

Sounds like the Nisa that worked at skyline

Yes I forgot to mention that I read here that she was mentioned as working at Skyline.  Do you know if she is still there?

Offline hugo.freeman

Mai Thai Hendon - Joy 
Went few days ago, well reported massage shop.

Saw Joy who is slightly older but good body ass and facially decent.

As I walked in she slapped my ass and the knew would have a good time. She asked the usual question have you been before to which I said yes with you many times before pandemic, you forgot me. Btw never been before.

She said long time ok and started with a good massage very good actually, then halfway through the hour said why do we do. I replied we had a lot of fun but was only in the mood for b2b I don’t usually like bj or full service in massage shops I enjoy they b2b elements and relaxing.

She asked for £50 I said usually pay 40 she agreed  and stripped off and gave a good sensual b2b allowed fingering and got wet. I tried to kiss but she only allows in the lips and when I did ohh we use to do proper kissing she said ok next time.

Anyway very sensual b2b and exploded all over her. She then got a hot towel and whipped me down as well as waxing hung herself on the sink. Good head massage to finish paid up and left.

She said next time we have more fun, not sure what that means has anyone else had anything beyond b2b here?

I enjoyed my time nice looking lady good massage and a good b2b could have been more sensual but let’s see what happens next time.

Can anyone else recommend anyone else at this shop or similar near by, not Salah Thai tho                External Link/Members Only

I had Lisa about a month ago, was not impressed.  Bit of a moody cow when I asked her to massage me the way I liked.
I also tried a new girl, Candy who was a little younger probably in her 30s.  I think she works Wednesdays.  She was more accommodating but a little peeved that she left the room for some 5 min but felt like 10 min whilst she disappeared.

Offline hugo.freeman

For anyone who is into Akos in Edgware, Zara is back several days a week.  If not here then across the road at Natural Tree Therapy or whatever they are called.

Visited there today.  Claims to be Italian / Russian, VERY VERY accommodating girl probably in her 20s, nothing more than B2B and HJ by way of extras but very positive attitude right from the get go and friendly to talk to.  £45 on the door and £40 in the room.

Offline Hotspur

Thanks for sharing but be careful between not giving a decent lead on a described repeatable experience and tossing a drive-by shout out or thumbs down.  Touting and trolling isn't welcome here.
If that's your perception then so be it, but I was neither touting or trolling any particular establishment, merely describing my experience.

Offline Ozy84

A little gem at yoko’s this week

Offline Pushn

Bless her. Ok thanks for the advice.
I do a lot of work in mental health and it sounds like she may be having a tough time. Hopefully the management will flag it up.
Hope she is ok.

Be advised, I saw Sam once more and I noticed more "slashes" on her thighs looking like ironing burns, whether she's self-harming or worse I'm not convinced that this work isn't adding to her stresses.  A number of unguarded comments from her just set my (perhaps paranoid) alarms off, sweet as she seems to be I'm not going to repeat.

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If that's your perception then so be it, but I was neither touting or trolling any particular establishment, merely describing my experience.

I think his point was that you didn't describe any experience and you even stated your intent NOT to, as we can apparently all get your drift anyway.

As LLP says, some pointers would enable the rest of us to decide whether to visit or not.

Offline Pogogo

Went today to Well Health on the cut. Paid £40 for the 45 mins massage and the receptionist shouted on 'Sophie' then guided me to the room. As I enter, the woman introduced herself as Julie (later confirmed it was Julie).

She's quite attractive Chinese woman, I'd imagine late 30's/ early 40's. A pretty decent massage was done and there was only real sensual bits towards the end. As I turned over, I was offered FS and CBJ for £60 tip. She performed a GFE (I'm not used to that in a massage shop) so was fairly chuffed with it...all led by her without having to ask for anything. Been a while so finished quite quickly and got a head massage for the remainder of the time, so no rushing you out. She told me she works Mondays and Tuesdays.

Body wise, she's slim and her breasts are a handful, slightly loose which gave off her age. Shower also in the room. Negative would perhaps be that you can hear reception quite clearly from the room, no relaxing music and there's a few cafes dotted around the shop with folk sitting outside.

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If that's your perception then so be it, but I was neither touting or trolling any particular establishment, merely describing my experience.

None of the links you provided were to places/ladies you appear to have reviewed or even commented in the past year about.  You're clearly not shy of posting a neg as your 2 recent ones usefully attest (thanks for them) but neither match the links you gave.  When did your off-putting experiences at these places take place?

Offline DrDinglyDangly

I finally made the time to go Siam Thai Massage in Vicarage Lane (Stratford), drove passed on twice in 7 day to find the shutters down around 6pm on both days. Has this place closed down? Called the number on the signboard, no answer.

Anyone know if this place has this place closed down?

Offline WAP

What a great thread! I’m rediscovering the joys of massage shops. Anyone can recommend the golden goose of massage shops?

Slim, young, attractive and gives a great deep massage?

Offline stampjones

What a great thread! I’m rediscovering the joys of massage shops. Anyone can recommend the golden goose of massage shops?

Slim, young, attractive and gives a great deep massage?
Think you mean unicorn!
We’re all hunting for one but not many to be found these days.
Plus it depends on what you’re looking for
Half the fun is in the search
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