London massage shop mini reviews

[sweet69revenge]

I rang her and she said £60 for an hour
Asked about extras
Said it’s only professional 😞

[LLPunting]

I rang her and she said £60 for an hour
Asked about extras
Said it’s only professional 😞

Did you confirm it's a shop?  Otherwise this should be on the indies thread.

[LLPunting]

Having waited for intel for ages I decided to do the decent thing and see the new Abby the new woman at Skyline Lee High Road, Abby is Asian in her mid thirties, round face shortish black hair 5:4 size 12 with slight extra lockdown fat, I would say she looks similar to Noriko for those who remember her. Massage was mediocre as usual and about half time came the question b2b was chosen and more oil added to lubricate the engine, few boob slides then came the flip, she kept her pants on and did a reasonable grinding job, her boobs area C with large pert nipples which I massaged and sucked like a little baby, hands allowed everywhere and I gave her a decent clit job if I may say so, she genuinely came at least once with a shudder, eventually I came all over her lower back, showered and left satisfied.
So a decent find at this crumbling establishment. I left £40 as we didn’t discuss pricing beforehand which is a good sign. So a positive from me if you don’t mind a crap massage with a reasonable b2b.

Beat me to it WD.     You're being nice about the weight, she's carrying at least a stone over around her middle, her belly sags enough to hide her thong straps so I didn't notice she was trying to get away with a topless later on (I'd enquired about b2b for 40 at the start).  She had been in no rush to get to the sensual so wasted 15 mins on cursory massage avoiding bits before removing her Summer dress.  Advised her topless was 30 so she thought for a moment and removed her pants.  She's somewhat artless with her bodyslides and with her extra weight she's a bit cumbersome.  No kissing, no interested sounds but some sighs.  She does get quite wet and warms up to be quite willing BUT she isn't washing between clients due to back to back bookings (just some hurried wet wiping) so she's salty, oily and Lord knows what else is clinging.  Management need to facilitate this.
She's Korean by way of Russia and has a sweet disposition about her with an accent that is quite soft but decidedly from behind the Iron Curtain.  If you like gentle Russian ladies speaking English then she ticks that box.  Her English is good conversational and she's happy to chat or do things silently.
A better choice from an attitude perspective than a lot of the recent (younger) additions here, if she showers between clients and improves her sensual massage then she could do well here, especially for those who like the heavier ladies (the "new" tables are still too narrow for much messing about).

[EasyCumEasyGo]

Review of Jessie at Bamboo in Loughton

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=310042.0

[Rama7519]

Went to You and Me Spa in South Woodford a couple of weeks ago.

Called up and asked for an intimate waxing (penis and sack £30), never done it before but had come across a video on one of the various streaming sites and go me intrigued.

Arrived at the premises and the head lady gave me a form to fill, giving my personal details and any necessary medical history (gave fake details) while she got the room ready, she was pleasant enough and quite professional.

Finally the room was ready and she escorted me to the room and noted that I should try not to cum during it or that she'd charge me extra.

After I got undressed, the actual girl who will perform the waxing came in, her name was Ella, quite pretty, slim, maybe early 30s? Romanian.

She was pleasant and did the deed, the actual waxing wasn't as painful as I thought it would be and I was completely smooth at the end, I got hard at times which didn't bother her and at the end of it I was rock hard and as she finished I asked if there anything she can do about the situation which she initially said she can't do anything and went away to sort out payment. At this point I was disappointed as it was well documented that this place does extras and also extras after waxing as I had asked another use previously.

Anyway she came back and said she'd spoken to the manager and she could spend 10 mins massaging that area specifically for £30. I agreed (obviously).

Anyway the next 10 mins was the best handjob I had ever received, it was incredibly sensual and not rushed in anyway.

I asked her at the end if she also does massages and she said yes so I'll probably be back soon for that.

Has anyone else.been and recommend any other girl who works there?

Went recently and kinda left with a sour taste in my mouth which was a first from this place. Saw Julia (slim blond B cups perky but also slightly wonky) and I dunno if she was in a bad mood but the massage and Topless HE  (£70 for 30 mins) was quite standard compared to previous massages here. What the main problem was after chatting a bit -  She was talking about a previous punter who asked her if they offered anymore after B2B and she was kinda ranting as she was massaging my penis which really does put a damper. If I go again il see Ella who was the best of the lot.

[Boss_Grinz]

You and me spa is a hit and miss depends on who you get, some of the girls can be a real turn on with their B2B

[Rama7519]

You and me spa is a hit and miss depends on who you get, some of the girls can be a real turn on with their B2B

Very true - I’ve seen Maria, Ella, Dana and Julia.

Probably ranking would be
Ella
Dana
Maria

Julia.

I know there’s another lady anca who’s been reviewed well so maybe one day. But after that last visit, I just felt annoyed and Not VFM

[Shoombool50]

Elite Finchley Road NW3
Saw Kenza a couple of times
CRAZY little thing that I fucked hard without prior arrangement. I didn't even try her massage.
She looks ok with injected lips and natural BBs but something about her isn't right.
Not gonna see her again as chemistry wasn't right

[Jonestown]

Elite Finchley Road NW3
Saw Kenza a couple of times
CRAZY little thing that I fucked hard without prior arrangement. I didn't even try her massage.
She looks ok with injected lips and natural BBs but something about her isn't right.
Not gonna see her again as chemistry wasn't right

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This place ?

What do you mean, you fucked her without prior arrangement ?

[Moneyd]

Elite Finchley Road NW3
Saw Kenza a couple of times
CRAZY little thing that I fucked hard without prior arrangement. I didn't even try her massage.
She looks ok with injected lips and natural BBs but something about her isn't right.
Not gonna see her again as chemistry wasn't right

This place looks seriously legit, can you go into some detail about the process of booking and the punt in general please?

Also who else was there and if you get to chose etc.

[Shoombool50]

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This place ?

What do you mean, you fucked her without prior arrangement ?

That's the place and Yes I did.
Normally I find it very easy to fuck the girls in massage places if I like them.
The way I see it they are there to make money and obviously we pay to fuck them.
I personally don't like B2B and so on.
They have to do a great massage and HR or they have to fuck. Simple
Just make sure you have a condom.
I also fucked another girl called Maram there. Mid 20s Arab background. same technique

[Shoombool50]

This place looks seriously legit, can you go into some detail about the process of booking and the punt in general please?

Also who else was there and if you get to chose etc.
They all LOOK legit but the boss wants YOU back for more business.
Phone and ask who is working and book. simple
DO NOT BE SHY
your dick and mine ARE NOT the first they see and WILL NOT be the last they see

[zackah23]

That's the place and Yes I did.
Normally I find it very easy to fuck the girls in massage places if I like them.
The way I see it they are there to make money and obviously we pay to fuck them.
I personally don't like B2B and so on.
They have to do a great massage and HR or they have to fuck. Simple
Just make sure you have a condom.
I also fucked another girl called Maram there. Mid 20s Arab background. same technique

How much did you pay in total?

[Shoombool50]

How much did you pay in total?

50 for 60 mins
80 to the girls
Can probably fuck them for 60 but I was feeling generous

[sparkus]

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This place ?

What do you mean, you fucked her without prior arrangement ?

Having read what followed I think he meant he cut to the chase and offered her dosh for FS upfront.  It does sound like he's inferring that it's somehow polite or the done thing to arrange sex with SPs in advance.

"Good afternoon, can I ask if any of your staff today are on their periods?"

[Jonestown]

Having read what followed I think he meant he cut to the chase and offered her dosh for FS upfront.  It does sound like he's inferring that it's somehow polite or the done thing to arrange sex with SPs in advance.

Just sounds like BS to me.

[EasyCumEasyGo]

That's the place and Yes I did.
Normally I find it very easy to fuck the girls in massage places if I like them.
The way I see it they are there to make money and obviously we pay to fuck them.
I personally don't like B2B and so on.
They have to do a great massage and HR or they have to fuck. Simple
Just make sure you have a condom.
I also fucked another girl called Maram there. Mid 20s Arab background. same technique

Sounds like everyone could learn from your technique.

[Shoombool50]

Just sounds like BS to me.

I shared my experience and I hope you find them useful. Thats all I can say

[DocJohnson]

Location: Romford
Name: Kaya Massage
Cost: £90 for 1hr B2B
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Phone:  07823754685
Recent previous TOFTT review: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=307778.0
Thoughts: 40 something, average attractive middle age milf. Size 10/12 - good natural tits. Poor b2b. Limited skill/sensual touch. Not proper FBSM and not comparable to likes of service at the more pricey you and me spa. If £30 cheaper might try again but overpriced IMO. Clean and tidy (herself and venue) but was also shortchanged by 10 mins on time.
Rating: 5/10, may improve with repeat custom but really not good enough for me to repeat.

[londonhas]

Back again to Qi in Angel.

Had a spare half hour in the area and bit the bullet despite recent poor reviews. Took 30 for 30 and assigned room with shower. Due to time I didn't use the shower. Undressed , lady came in to start. Yuki or Yumi, very short, probably early 40s, nice face, sweet demeanour.

On with massage. Not too hard not too soft. About 20min in, offered HE or b2b. I offered 20 for HE and surprisingly she accepted. It seemed business is a bit slow?

The HE was really well done. Lots of sensual stroking and teasing. She let my hands roam, I played with her ass and pussy through her pants and also surprised she let me feel her chebs, I reached inside her top and her bra to find a pair of massive chebs. Was so nice that I came buckets. She cleaned me up and gave more massage before time was up. 

So, good experience on old school pricing. If I return in the future I might have to try to b2b.

[SpaceRaiderDave]

Normally I find it very easy to fuck the girls in massage places if I like them.

If Brad Pitt was a regular visitor to London massage shops I doubt even he could make a claim like that

[StevenSELondon]

The Mrs is away, so planning my first (sober) massage.
Looking for somewhere relatively discreet in central...Roseberry off of Leicester Square has got my attention, but cant really find reviews...anyone familiar with it?

[sparkus]

If Brad Pitt was a regular visitor to London massage shops I doubt even he could make a claim like that

And thus why some SPs have to put up with abusive chancers who take fragments of what they read on here and relay it to them as gospel that they provide FS when they don't

[sparkus]

Back again to Qi in Angel.

Had a spare half hour in the area and bit the bullet despite recent poor reviews. Took 30 for 30 and assigned room with shower. Due to time I didn't use the shower. Undressed , lady came in to start. Yuki or Yumi, very short, probably early 40s, nice face, sweet demeanour.

On with massage. Not too hard not too soft. About 20min in, offered HE or b2b. I offered 20 for HE and surprisingly she accepted. It seemed business is a bit slow?

The HE was really well done. Lots of sensual stroking and teasing. She let my hands roam, I played with her ass and pussy through her pants and also surprised she let me feel her chebs, I reached inside her top and her bra to find a pair of massive chebs. Was so nice that I came buckets. She cleaned me up and gave more massage before time was up. 

So, good experience on old school pricing. If I return in the future I might have to try to b2b.

It's Yuji and they're a big ol' pair (as she herself is old).

[elnukky]

The Mrs is away, so planning my first (sober) massage.
Looking for somewhere relatively discreet in central...Roseberry off of Leicester Square has got my attention, but cant really find reviews...anyone familiar with it?

It was formerly Sante and has recently had a change of management in last 12 months.

[sparkus]

It was formerly Sante and has recently had a change of management in last 12 months.

Most recent report was

Apart from the chebtacular (or they were, once) Shirley I can't ever remember seeing anyone worth it here.

[StevenSELondon]

Thanks. Will still give it a go...gotta be in it to win it!

[sparkus]

Thanks. Will still give it a go...gotta be in it to win it!

Lost count the number of times I've thought 'You gotta swing the bat if you want to get a home run'

[y2w902]

50 for 60 mins
80 to the girls
Can probably fuck them for 60 but I was feeling generous

I've been looking at this place for a visit for a little while now, do you know if this is only available if you go for a massage or can you also get extras if you go for a hammam?

[Chippy83]

Elite Finchley Road NW3
Saw Kenza a couple of times
CRAZY little thing that I fucked hard without prior arrangement. I didn't even try her massage.
She looks ok with injected lips and natural BBs but something about her isn't right.
Not gonna see her again as chemistry wasn't right

[Chippy83]

This place looks seriously legit, can you go into some detail about the process of booking and the punt in general please?

Also who else was there and if you get to chose etc.

Do you know where Kenza was from?
What did she look like?

[tony22]

I've been looking at this place for a visit for a little while now, do you know if this is only available if you go for a massage or can you also get extras if you go for a hammam?

stop looking and give it a go, what's to lose? and then you can post a review   

[LLPunting]

Lost count the number of times I've thought 'You gotta swing the bat if you want to get a home run'

A bat has always got wood.

A mistreated horn will not be so trusty in one of those dodgy places.

[stampjones]

A bat has always got wood.

A mistreated horn will not be so trusty in one of those dodgy places.

You’ve just elevated to a higher plane of massage punting, sensei

[EasyCumEasyGo]

San Ling Swiss Cottage - Lisa

At a loose end so thought I'd try here for some raunch. Got to the shop and the lady on reception was a dumpy 40 to 50 Chinese who was as friendly as she was dumpy. Booked and hour, she said "you will enjoy" led me downstairs and told me to strip off and the massage will start shortly.

Was interested to see who I would get as often enjoy massage roulette. Face down, door opens and in comes my dumpy friend who introduced herself as Lisa. Ah well, as is often the way with roulette, you lose more than you win.

Soft relaxing massage with reach unders and plenty of attention to bum followed. Was ok and did the job but all a bit meh. Asked what I wanted and thought I had agreed just a HE but then heard clothes being removed. Perhaps the older unattractive lady was going to turn out to be pure filth to make up for the underwhelming experience so far?

Nope, floppy boobs rubbed over me from beside the bed. Nice hand work but still average. Flip and a bit more floppy rubbing, skilfully moving out if reach of my admittedly half hearted attempts to get involved. Quite a nice finish and still 20 minutes to go.

Offer of more massage declined as I listened to Linda (I think) getting what sounded like a good seeing to two rooms away. Had a shower in the scummy black hole that offers this service at the end of the basement. Paid up £30 for whatever you would call the service I received (it was £45 for the hour) and left feeling somewhat soiled by the experience.

I went in hope of filth, but left feeling dirty! C'est la vie.

[LLPunting]

San Ling Swiss Cottage - Lisa

At a loose end so thought I'd try here for some raunch. ...

What "raunch" were you after at that place?

There are at least 5 other places along that road that have been mentioned for extras at places which don't have SLSC's notoriety and have been known to surprise with younger, prettier ladies.

[basterfeldt]

Has anyone seen this woman?

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I had a search on the site but couldn’t seem to find anything.

[Chanon]

Offer of more massage declined as I listened to Linda (I think) getting what sounded like a good seeing to two rooms away.

That’s funny as around 1.30 yesterday I popped into San Ling on the off chance and was offered Linda or Lisa - I obviously chose Linda. And, as expected she was pure filth. 

Booked only 30 mins and so she got straight down to doing a deal as soon as I lay down.  “What extras would you like” she asked. “Everything” I naturally replied.  “That will be £80 for everything” she offered. “Ok”, I accepted, not wanting to waste time negotiating, “but everything must mean everything”.

And so she turned me over took my shaft deep in her throat and provided maybe 10 mins of fantastic sloppy uncovered BJ. As she was paying lots of attention to my balls I then suggested she gives me a good rimming “since everything means everything”. And boy did she rim. Maybe another 10 minutes or pure rimming heaven. Very deep, playful - at one point completely sucking my asshole like her favourite ice cream with her naughty tongue fucking me as hard as she could.

Anyway around 2pm, as I’m fucking Linda across the table I heard another punter arrived (quoted above) and already felt sorry for him as I knew only Lisa was available. They both walked past the room and I had to put my hand over Linda’s mouth to stop her continued squealing. For the next 10 mins as I’m pounding her on the table I’m having to sshhhh, sshhhh Linda as she didn’t mind or didn’t care that there were other punters being ‘serviced’ (albeit poorly) only a few feet away and could hear everything. 

Sorry Old Chap if Linda’s insensitivity added to your overall poor experience.  However she is definitely worth a re-visit so maybe instead of the roulette (which you’re right is often a disappointment) you make an exception and book her in advance.  As they saying goes, “she’s worth it”.

[molecork]

Think this is her Adultwork site External Link/Members Only

[RAJEC]

Has anyone seen this woman?

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I had a search on the site but couldn’t seem to find anything.

You may find you’ll get some help if you post some reviews 

[markmarkmark]

I saw her about 3 years ago and it wasn't great.  Half hearted massage and a HJ so meh I went soft. 

[lougb1]

Has anyone seen this woman?

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I had a search on the site but couldn’t seem to find anything.

Nice enough mixed heritage woman lovely tits.
I have a couple of times, first time access all areas and bj finish, three years ago then two years ago no access below (reserved  for her girlfriend) and so slow hj I lost interest? If you must try suggest book online as you get £20 discount

 

[basterfeldt]

You may find you’ll get some help if you post some reviews 

Haha I’ve been waiting for someone to say this. I’ve posted some reviews in the massage shop thread, but alas no “official” ones with their own thread.

Thanks all for your help and feedback, will avoid for now.

[RAJEC]

Haha I’ve been waiting for someone to say this. I’ve posted some reviews in the massage shop thread, but alas no “official” ones with their own thread.

Thanks all for your help and feedback, will avoid for now.

My bad mate - thanks for your contributions!

You should write up a review or two of your experiences - will help for a number fo reasons!

[basterfeldt]

My bad mate - thanks for your contributions!

You should write up a review or two of your experiences - will help for a number fo reasons!

Not a problem!! I totally understand and you are right. I’m at a loose end and looking to go somewhere today, wherever I end up I’ll be sure to post a real review properly this time.

[basterfeldt]

Apologies if I’m being thick, I couldn’t see a way to search the thread, but was just looking for any recommendations anyone might have for Hammersmith since I’m in the area today.
Thanks!

[Moneyd]

Apologies if I’m being thick, I couldn’t see a way to search the thread, but was just looking for any recommendations anyone might have for Hammersmith since I’m in the area today.
Thanks!

You’ve not contributed in 2 years.

Don’t expect an influx of replies.

[Moneyd]

Apologies if I’m being thick, I couldn’t see a way to search the thread, but was just looking for any recommendations anyone might have for Hammersmith since I’m in the area today.
Thanks!

Sorry, I can see a few short reviews in this thread from you. Maybe I was a bit harsh.

But a few proper reviews wouldn’t go a miss.

[basterfeldt]

You’ve not contributed in 2 years.

Don’t expect an influx of replies.

Not expecting to be waited on hand and foot. Although I’ve contributed reviews in the massage shop threads, will post a more official one of whoever I see today.

Just seen your second post, not a problem! Sorry I seemed like a sponger, I don’t blame you for your reply at all.

[Moneyd]

Apologies if I’m being thick, I couldn’t see a way to search the thread, but was just looking for any recommendations anyone might have for Hammersmith since I’m in the area today.
Thanks!

216 Fulham Palace Road is decent so I’ve heard.

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