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When they come to write the history of the world there will be a section that starts “and lo sparkus saw that there were chebs and he saw that they were good...”
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I thought they had moved a few yards to to the left of the Station enterance to downstairs at number 189 and are now called Paddington Spa while the Station is being refurbished.

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Render unto Caesar for not more than 40 pounds (the Gospel According to LLPunting)

Mesa? Jia-jia jiggle jubblies! 'Tis demanded by the gods, it 'tis!  Jubblies woo-hoo-hoo!  Be havin' for no more than 30 pounds never 40, hesay!

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I thought they had moved a few yards to to the left of the Station enterance to upstairs at number 189 and are now called Paddington Spa while the Station is being refurbished.

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This is a new shop. The old shop is open. Lucy now has 3 shops. These 2 and the shop on the Cut
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Well Health, Praed Street.

This past weekend.

Had been there before a few times but not in the last 5 years.

Found myself in Paddington having a drink, thought I'd treat myself.

As soon as I made my way up the stairs, who I would later learn was Sophia, came rushing down to greet me.

£30 for 30.

Sophia was an attractive slim woman, aged between early 30's to early 40's.  She was wearing a black tunic and mask.

I think business was slow as Sophia was quick to process transaction and bring me to room where she promptly locked us in.  Usually the masseuse will give you a few moments to get ready but Sophia watched me getting undressed like a hawk!

Massage room was large enough to have table in the middle and an ensuite shower.

Some small talk, her English is ok.  Asked if I wanted a hard or medium massage - medium.  It was ok, few gentle CC's and reach around's.

Sophia kept on whispering under her breath good, good.

Asked if I wanted special massage, I said yes.  She said special B2B and suck?  I asked how much?  She told she was not a greedy girl - £60.  I agreed.

Sophia took her mask and tunic off - lovely slim body, small boobs with bullet nipples.  Hairy Pussy.  Pleasant facially. 

Body slides, rubbing boobs over my body, then offered nipples into my mouth.  I had a good suck before some surprising DFK.

After a bit, she spun 180 on my chest, offering her pussy to my mouth whilst licking and sucking on my dick and balls.

Nice pussy, lips not as hairy as mound, she really pushed her pussy into my face.

OWO technique good, especially the licking. Unfortunately she begun to get preoccupied with my pre-cum, lots of wiping ensued before she came to the ingenious idea of putting a condom on and climbing aboard.

Slow cowgirl for a few minutes, before I sped up and came in the sack.

Offered shower but chose not to.

As I was leaving, I saw another Masseuse who was a little shorter and bigger than Sophia but of equal attractiveness.

£90 paid for 30 minutes but got about 45 minutes.

Would definitely go back.

any idea what days she works?

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Sophia works Paddington Saturday,Sunday,Wednesday,Thursday and at The Cut the other 3 days
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Where is this 'The Cut'? Never heard of it.

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Tia Brazilian working today in Skyline. Anyone got any detail?

No updates on Tia?  She's been on several shifts, someone must have some details?

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Saw Nisa Turkish @ Skyline the other day. She's still not showering after B2B.  :dash:

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Saw Nisa Turkish @ Skyline the other day. She's still not showering after B2B.  :dash:

Is that what the punter before you said?  :lol:

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Is that what the punter before you said?  :lol:

I have seen her 3 times and she didn't shower  after B2B once. One was at the end of her shift so I let it slide since she could wash at home. But that time she told me she usually showers after every client. However the other 2 times I saw her she did not shower after.

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I have seen her 3 times and she didn't shower  after B2B once. One was at the end of her shift so I let it slide since she could wash at home. But that time she told me she usually showers after every client. However the other 2 times I saw her she did not shower after.

That’s pretty grim mate. She’s spreading punter grease like it’s no big deal  :vomit:

It’s more common than most of us would like to think (not showering after b2b). There’s been plenty of occasions where I’ve seen this happen and it’s a straight red and no return. Completely unacceptable.

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Tia at Skyline.  I looked in for 30 mins as no one was fessing up.   :dash:

Billed as Brazillian but she's a Londoner.  Dark Afro heritage. 5'6"+, long afro curls, lean face, natural Ds slightly deflated and pendulous, lean toned tum and legs, small, firm butt.  Pleasant, teasing demeanour.  Late 20s at a push, prob 30s.  Sadly her sensual massage skills are limited and her hand game also, at least from the teasing she did which included ball and shaft play before the extras were discussed.  20/30/40 seemed to be acceptable.  Not sure if more is on offer for more as didn't ask.  She claimed it was her time of the month so b2b not available.  Will try again when the painters have left.  She mentioned she's working several days, check with management as they may not be fixed.

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Tia at Skyline.  I looked in for 30 mins as no one was fessing up.   :dash:

Billed as Brazillian but she's a Londoner.  Dark Afro heritage. 5'6"+, long afro curls, lean face, natural Ds slightly deflated and pendulous, lean toned tum and legs, small, firm butt.  Pleasant, teasing demeanour.  Late 20s at a push, prob 30s.  Sadly her sensual massage skills are limited and her hand game also, at least from the teasing she did which included ball and shaft play before the extras were discussed.  20/30/40 seemed to be acceptable.  Not sure if more is on offer for more as didn't ask.  She claimed it was her time of the month so b2b not available.  Will try again when the painters have left.  She mentioned she's working several days, check with management as they may not be fixed.

Thanks for TOFTT. Was OWO discussed?

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2 reports

First: China Health Widmore Rd Bromley

Walking past of a Saturday morning and it had just opened so went up the stairs. Matron greeted me and I asked who was available and at that moment a chinese lady walked in. Maybe early 30s, Long hair, pretty and decent body clothed so opted for 30 for £30 and went on up. Dingy room, it's a bit grim up there. Feels a bit damp and cold. Massage was pretty good. she was in hotpants and a top and her legs kept brushing against my hands, very soft skin. Then 15 mins in she asked the question. I sat up to take a look and opted for the £40 B2B, pay upfront. This is where it got a bit disappointing. In her underwear she looked fantastic, nice bum and ample bosom but once she took them off, saggy bum and b cup boobs which was a bit of a turn off as she seemed younger and fitter in clothing. She did a decent job of the B2B. allowed touching but no fingers inside. Semi shaven. large unresponsive nipples. Titwank to finish but grabbed tissue to catch the porridge.
Her name was CoCo of course and she seemed to have to think about it when asked.
Massage 8/10. B2B 4/10. Doubt I'd return

Second: Ruby Massage Downham

Midweek. Have tried this place a few times over the last few years with mixed results. This time was ok but have had better.
£30 for 30 mins. smaller room with no shower.
Chinese, mid to late 30s, small with a bit of meat on her. Called herself lucy. Hard to tell with the mask on but she looked like your typical frumpy chinese mother. the pleasant surprise was she had a decent set of chebs on her, probably D, slightly sagging but great for a titwank which is what i went for basically 15-20 mins of it in various positions and it was pretty decent. Large nips too and she kept doing that.. oooh you so big thing many chinese SP do. Again finish into tissue and then a final leg massage before heading without any posibility of showering.
She was asking for £40 for topless HJ which is surprising for this joint, managed to convince her to do it for £30.
Massage was pretty much non-existant so can't rate it but the Titwank was 6/10.

Think I'm finished with these SELondon establishments, the few i've tried near bromley and by the sounds of the reports on skyline it's all a bit lame since the reboot. Will have to start venturing further central again now that lockdown is lifting.


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Thanks for TOFTT. Was OWO discussed?

Nope.  She had plenty of opportunity to offer ways of making extra and she never teased that given she'd placed her nethers off limits.
My cynicism makes me think that her patter was all mouth and no trousers in the bad sense.   :dash:
Do hope I'm wrong, although she had a pretty small mouth so it might get a bit scrapey for you girthy types who get "lucky".   :scare:

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2 reports

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Thanks for the update.  Those 2 places are probably the least promising, although the 2 places on nearby East St run them close.  I did drop in at the latter 2 recently and was not at all encouraged by the genuinely frightening masked lady Frankenstein in the TCM and the over-selling EE matron in Bamboo opposite.   :thumbsdown:

Don't know what it is about SE London punters that seem to collective drive off any decent looking or youthful sex workers because there's plenty of disposable cash.   :unknown:

That said SW London isn't that much better, maybe the punters North of the river are easier work?   :unknown:


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I had to TOFTT and schlep to the Elephant as no one else could be arsed to.

They're a lovely pair and it is the bird in the pic but it was a mixed bag as experiences go.  She looks like someone you might have seen in La Bodeguita nearby before it was knocked down.

Late 40s Colombiana, didn't see if she had the national arse or not as just stuck to her basic massage, chebs and possibly the worst tugged HJ in my life, £60 all in (lowest she would go and she did try to upsell to b2b on her bed for £100).  She made me suck on them for ages to before she would commence the HJ, I never knew that sucking a pair of knockers could be so boring.

She can talk for Colombia (and Venezuela, Panama and Brazil), her flat is weird and smells of patchouli (so you will too, no shower just paper to rub off with afterwards).

From what I can tell she advertises as a legit SP too.  Gave me lectures on everything under the sun (mostly in Spanish, whether I could understand or not), including why HJs are so importante for stress reduction :sarcastic:

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LLP I reported on Tia when she called herself Aleyah, same person and same shit service, I saw her again recently only because management assured me she is a different person, anyhow took my medicine, funnily she asked me about extras with 10 minutes left, so I told her to forget it, this one is really not into b2b and is just trying to get some dosh out of any sucker who will accept poor service, save money and avoid her honesty.

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LLP I reported on Tia when she called herself Aleyah, same person and same shit service, I saw her again recently only because management assured me she is a different person, anyhow took my medicine, funnily she asked me about extras with 10 minutes left, so I told her to forget it, this one is really not into b2b and is just trying to get some dosh out of any sucker who will accept poor service, save money and avoid her honesty.

Thank WD, that was the time you had a real meltdown with posting and spelling of her name...  :P
Aliya. Aleya, Alleyah...
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=139562.msg3199359#msg3199359

No wonder she changed it to Tia!  :dash:

May well forego the return visit then.   Thanks for the wave off  :drinks:
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Sorry that this is my first review but went to External Link/Members Only in Pinner on a Saturday afternoon a few weeks ago. Very conspicuous, on the High Street. Rang the number and asked if they availability for a 30 minute massage, which the lady on the confirmed they did. Walked to the joint but as I arrived, some other guy walked through the door ahead of me and so I subtly walked on for 5 minutes before turning around to see if said man had either been taken to a room or left. As fortune would have it (or not so fortunate if you read below), the guy left and I hurried myself through the door.

The lady at the reception must have been in her mid-late 40s, with the walk of someone who either lacks confidence or early stages of osteoporosis. She shows me to the room and hoping that someone else will arrive once I'm on the table. No sign of a shower in the room and I was shown to (I think) the third of 3 massage rooms with the other two seemingly occupied. Sadly, receptionist lady turned up and gave my body the most uninspired massage. She had no oil on attempting to squeeze the last drops from the bottle and rather than get a new bottle, just carried on with the driest rub which felt inflamed on my back. She did start with some bum play but no real CC swipes. I exaggerated the moans when she got close to my shaft to make sure we were on the same page. On the turn, I asked if anything else was on offer, and she said what do you want, so I offered £20 for a HE. Very vigorous HE, no edging or teasing, went after me like a freight train. 30 minute session finished after about 22 minutes. I promptly got changed and left immediately, kicking myself for giving her £20. I didn't ask for b2b because her body with clothes on was just not my type at all.

Other notes. She kept her mask on for the duration of the massage. There was zero chat and so I didn't catch her name but I have a feeling she is just the head lady and maybe there are other girls. Unless I saw someone more appealing when walking past the shop in the future, I 100% would not return. 30 minute massage cost £30 (if I remember correctly).

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Sorry that this is my first review but went to External Link/Members Only in Pinner on a Saturday afternoon a few weeks ago. Very conspicuous, on the High Street. Rang the number and asked if they availability for a 30 minute massage, which the lady on the confirmed they did. Walked to the joint but as I arrived, some other guy walked through the door ahead of me and so I subtly walked on for 5 minutes before turning around to see if said man had either been taken to a room or left. As fortune would have it (or not so fortunate if you read below), the guy left and I hurried myself through the door.

The lady at the reception must have been in her mid-late 40s, with the walk of someone who either lacks confidence or early stages of osteoporosis. She shows me to the room and hoping that someone else will arrive once I'm on the table. No sign of a shower in the room and I was shown to (I think) the third of 3 massage rooms with the other two seemingly occupied. Sadly, receptionist lady turned up and gave my body the most uninspired massage. She had no oil on attempting to squeeze the last drops from the bottle and rather than get a new bottle, just carried on with the driest rub which felt inflamed on my back. She did start with some bum play but no real CC swipes. I exaggerated the moans when she got close to my shaft to make sure we were on the same page. On the turn, I asked if anything else was on offer, and she said what do you want, so I offered £20 for a HE. Very vigorous HE, no edging or teasing, went after me like a freight train. 30 minute session finished after about 22 minutes. I promptly got changed and left immediately, kicking myself for giving her £20. I didn't ask for b2b because her body with clothes on was just not my type at all.

Other notes. She kept her mask on for the duration of the massage. There was zero chat and so I didn't catch her name but I have a feeling she is just the head lady and maybe there are other girls. Unless I saw someone more appealing when walking past the shop in the future, I 100% would not return. 30 minute massage cost £30 (if I remember correctly).
I think you had bad luck there i have been to the Pinner one and the Uxbridge one and had a good time and reviewed.

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Blew past Pure Life aka Silk Road in Croydon whilst on a circuit, looked in to meet Nico and Angela.  Nico may be the same as reviewed a couple of years back but she's now sans glasses but with mask and a possible outbreak of mild eczema on her forehead.  She's slim/skinny, presented in jeans and fitted jumper and about 5'2", definitely in her mid/late 30s.  Broken English.  Angela was in the kitchen, avoiding work by scoffing from a bowl of food and didn't come out to make nice.  From what I could see she's a grumpy late 20s, chunky type draped in sweat shirt and sweat pants, could've been sporting some artillery but then could've been cosseting a gut.  Passed on both as neither really winning with the attitude.


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Forever Health, Windmill Street

Last week fancied a massage so popped in. Saw Lulu - Chinese, slim, late 30s, with b-cup breasts. £40 for 45mins.

Was asked to wash my hands and use hand sanitiser right after, and masks on throughout. Massage was pretty good, then £50 for b2b, touching allowed everywhere, very sensual with lots of whispering and moaning, great technique. Cute girl, I'll be going back next time I'm in the area.

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Does anyone know what is going on at Gao medical center, canary wharf ?

Last time i checked (last year in Sep) they were doing some refurbishment.


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Does anyone know what is going on at Gao medical center, canary wharf ?

Last time i checked (last year in Sep) they were doing some refurbishment.

I never see them advertised these days.

The slutty GILF seems to be their stock SPs...

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Hammersmith Massage (shop)
216 Fulham Palace Rd
W6

I enquired who was working today, Friday, and was told Tina and Wendy, both late 20's, size 10. When I then asked who was closest to slim & petite, the very helpful receptionist said she considered petit to be size 6/8 and suggested I would be better to come on Tuesday to see Tracy, or Wednesday to see Anna, or Thursday to see Lucky, or even Sunday to see Angel.

looks like next week is taken care of then.

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Excellent thread and I share the views of the posters who enjoy the "will she, won't she" aspect. A couple from the last year or so, so I can't recall names of the girls... In both places I asked for a one hour strong massage.

HNM Beauty Centre on Goodge Street - decent premises, shower, Chinese staff. Perfunctory massage, lots of CC swipes etc to facilitate a price negotiation. Started at £100 for naked, I offered £20, agreed on £30 for HJ - nothing sensual about it. Crap greedy attitude and poor service, would not return. It sounds like Fantasia on Charing Cross Road have sorted out this pricing nonsense for extras.

Thai Harmony on Goodge Steet - "proper massage", small rooms but good atmosphere. Really pleasant, excellent massage, but nothing above and beyond. Would definitely return, just for the massage.

Planning to try out Forever Health on Windmill Street

I used to work near there between 2010 and 2018 and Forever Health was one of my regular haunts in those days there were several regular girls including Coco who I think was the top girl, lots of others came thorough and were always up for fun particularly if you offered to massage them as well which I always did. The best room was the one downstairs at the back with the worst being the one behind the reception desk. Happy days! it would be good to hear if it is still the same now although I would be fairly certain that it will be!
So far as HNM that has always been expensive and very variable service IMO The best place was just down the road on Goodge St that was called the Capricorn Club sadly long gone!

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Failing to hit the right day at 216FPR, I enquired at that good old standby, Living Health Care on Fulham High Street, close to Putney Bridge, was told Lulu and Lisa were on, turned up and found the luscious boss lady was looking as desirable as ever, but only Lulu was free, so £45 for one hour it was. Now this is a new Lulu, not the one of old, she is probably early 30's, around 5'-4" tall size 8/10, and as was eventually revealed, carrying considerable D cups up her blouse. kicked off with a very good massage, clearly this lady has had proper training, did it by the book, even cracking finger and toe joints, was a pleasure to rediscover the pleasure of a proper massage with sensual undertones after all this time. At the point of turnover, wearing a mask, she whispered in my ear, "what's it going to be buster ?" Had to go for the B2B, what else ? Lulu strips off to reveal those luscious D cups with nipples like Rowntrees fruit pastilles and we get down to business, some body slides on back, then we switch places and I have a light non-vegetarian snack which seemed to take a while, switch places again and a very nice H.E. to complete. The usual fare for B2B in LHC used to be £40, but Lulu worked so hard at the massage and was so accommodating I gave her £50. She works Thursday and Friday, I would certainly go back to see her again.

On the way out Lisa was on the desk, smaller at maybe 5'-1", size 10/12, very pretty smiley face, very noticeable large bust, works Tuesday and Friday, looked like a real bundle of fun, will sign up for some of that next week.

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The best place was just down the road on Goodge St that was called the Capricorn Club sadly long gone!

Spent many marriage wrecking afternoons & nights there in the late 70's / 80's
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Failing to hit the right day at 216FPR, I enquired at that good old standby, Living Health Care on Fulham High Street, close to Putney Bridge, was told Lulu and Lisa were on, turned up and found the luscious boss lady was looking as desirable as ever, but only Lulu was free, so £45 for one hour it was. Now this is a new Lulu, not the one of old, she is probably early 30's, around 5'-4" tall size 8/10, and as was eventually revealed, carrying considerable D cups up her blouse. kicked off with a very good massage, clearly this lady has had proper training, did it by the book, even cracking finger and toe joints, was a pleasure to rediscover the pleasure of a proper massage with sensual undertones after all this time. At the point of turnover, wearing a mask, she whispered in my ear, "what's it going to be buster ?" Had to go for the B2B, what else ? Lulu strips off to reveal those luscious D cups with nipples like Rowntrees fruit pastilles and we get down to business, some body slides on back, then we switch places and I have a light non-vegetarian snack which seemed to take a while, switch places again and a very nice H.E. to complete. The usual fare for B2B in LHC used to be £40, but Lulu worked so hard at the massage and was so accommodating I gave her £50. She works Thursday and Friday, I would certainly go back to see her again.

On the way out Lisa was on the desk, smaller at maybe 5'-1", size 10/12, very pretty smiley face, very noticeable large bust, works Tuesday and Friday, looked like a real bundle of fun, will sign up for some of that next week.

If only the Lulu of old :wacko:

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If only the Lulu of old :wacko:

No good ever comes from dwelling on the past, embrace the present and boldly go forth !

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Failing to hit the right day at 216FPR, I enquired at that good old standby, Living Health Care on Fulham High Street, close to Putney Bridge, was told Lulu and Lisa were on, turned up and found the luscious boss lady was looking as desirable as ever, but only Lulu was free, so £45 for one hour it was. Now this is a new Lulu, not the one of old, she is probably early 30's, around 5'-4" tall size 8/10, and as was eventually revealed, carrying considerable D cups up her blouse. kicked off with a very good massage, clearly this lady has had proper training, did it by the book, even cracking finger and toe joints, was a pleasure to rediscover the pleasure of a proper massage with sensual undertones after all this time. At the point of turnover, wearing a mask, she whispered in my ear, "what's it going to be buster ?" Had to go for the B2B, what else ? Lulu strips off to reveal those luscious D cups with nipples like Rowntrees fruit pastilles and we get down to business, some body slides on back, then we switch places and I have a light non-vegetarian snack which seemed to take a while, switch places again and a very nice H.E. to complete. The usual fare for B2B in LHC used to be £40, but Lulu worked so hard at the massage and was so accommodating I gave her £50. She works Thursday and Friday, I would certainly go back to see her again.

On the way out Lisa was on the desk, smaller at maybe 5'-1", size 10/12, very pretty smiley face, very noticeable large bust, works Tuesday and Friday, looked like a real bundle of fun, will sign up for some of that next week.

Thanks for the update JT  :drinks:
Now should I cycle to Fulham or TfL it?...

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Hammersmith Massage (shop)
216 Fulham Palace Rd
W6

I enquired who was working today, Friday, and was told Tina and Wendy, both late 20's, size 10. When I then asked who was closest to slim & petite, the very helpful receptionist said she considered petit to be size 6/8 and suggested I would be better to come on Tuesday to see Tracy, or Wednesday to see Anna, or Thursday to see Lucky, or even Sunday to see Angel.

looks like next week is taken care of then.

Helpful she may be but does she also tend to tell the truth about the ladies?   :unknown:
Most every Chinese management tend to lie about age, looks, nationality and dress size (and boobage).

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Now restrictions are easing, hopefully I can contribute to the forums with some reviews!

Earlier this week, was the first time back to the office since last March, and took the opportunity to pop into the west end for a wander after work.

Whilst walking down Little Newport Street, was beckoned over by a seemingly attractive lady at Well's Natural Health - slim, miniskirt & knee high boots. I thought "why not" and went in for a massage (£30 for 30mins)

I didn't catch the lady's name, but once we got to the room, I'd say she was early to mid-30's, very slim, small bust (A cup). Asked if I'd like a medium or hard massage, went for hard, and it was very good. After a while she switched to running her nails gently across my back and down my legs, and asked if I'd like anything else. I'd not been to the venue before so asked what was on offer. She suggested B2B for £80, but I chuckled and suggested that was a tad high. In the end agreed on just HR for £20, and it was perfectly pleasant but nothing exceptional. Once done she gave me a quick head massage Went off on my merry way and  grabbed a packed train back home.

The massage was really good, the extras average - but for a first in what seems like forever, did the job nicely

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Helpful she may be but does she also tend to tell the truth about the ladies?   :unknown:
Most every Chinese management tend to lie about age, looks, nationality and dress size (and boobage).

Only one way to find out, will let you know.

Not sure who runs the place now, but in years gone by it was owned by a mother & daughter who were happy to tell you which day to come for the young, slim ones, and they were pretty honest about it. I'm keeping my fingers crossed its the same owners.

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Sophia works Paddington Saturday,Sunday,Wednesday,Thursday and at The Cut the other 3 days
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Only one way to find out, will let you know.

Not sure who runs the place now, but in years gone by it was owned by a mother & daughter who were happy to tell you which day to come for the young, slim ones, and they were pretty honest about it. I'm keeping my fingers crossed its the same owners.

GL, hope you find us one honest operation.  :drinks:

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Might have been mentioned here before, but on the two occasions I’ve been (different masseuses), Baan Nuad in Greenwich have been legit with no extras offered. Any sly hints have been adeptly ignored. The massage however is pretty good, 8/10.

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Me & You Spa, Woodford. Saw Nataly, young, quite pretty and curvy (especially on the ass) Eastern European blonde.

Paid 120 for a 60min b2b massage.  Very nice massage with the towel covering my central area, but soon Nataly was slowly pulling the towel away and dropping her fingers down between my thighs.  A few CC swipes and heavy breathing in my ear were also added to the mix. B2B then followed and very enjoyable it was too.  Flipped over for some more massaging as I ran my hand over a very lovely young bum.  HR was great, with my balls cupped and Nataly tugging me off as her face came very close to my cock, but alas no bj! 

Very nice place and a great time with a pretty blonde.

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Might have been mentioned here before, but on the two occasions I’ve been (different masseuses), Baan Nuad in Greenwich have been legit with no extras offered. Any sly hints have been adeptly ignored. The massage however is pretty good, 8/10.

Both times I've been they have  been offered, but at prices that would make your eyes water so I've just enjoyed the massage.

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Both times I've been they have  been offered, but at prices that would make your eyes water so I've just enjoyed the massage.
Peculiar, going by the heavily ageing masseuses there I would think twice about paying even the standard fares.

Offline londonhas

Bamboo 106 Judd street near Euston

Had 30min to kill in the area quick Google located this place took a chance on it. 30 for 30 and there were three ladies there all masked , 40s or 50s even.

Down the stairs for massage was ok I had better last month elsewhere but defithad worse too. After 20min flip over and HR agreed for £25 (I offered 20 as my usual but she was adamant 30min at this shop). Pretty basic HR and some ball play, I could touch chebs over clothes decent size but no no for good inside clothes (I touched abit the part uncovered by bra). After finish had few minutes more of clean up and leg massage. Shower is available but not taken due to time constraints.

Will avoid ok future. If the ladies were in 20-30s would be a definite winner though. Facilities were decent and in room shower is always appreciated especially so central.

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Peculiar, going by the heavily ageing masseuses there I would think twice about paying even the standard fares.

I think a lot of places chance it due to uninformed blokes who go there who don't know the going rate or that you can get tugged off by someone better looking.

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If only the Lulu of old :wacko:

Late last year between lockdowns she was working in a TCM in Rickmansworth calling herself Lisa there.

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