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Offline ericthered2015

Popped into Well Health on the Cut last week for my first post lockdown escapade and saw Sophia for an hour.  No good with ages but I would guess mid 30s, slim figure, nice tits but slightly droopy (which I prefer)

Good massage for the first 30 minutes or so then everything became more sensual around my nether regions whilst she asked what I wanted for my 'special' massage.  Agreed B2B, she stripped off and oiled up.  Very pleasant slides up and down, squeezing my dick between her tits, followed by some serious RO.  Happy to slow down if I got too close and no rushing to finish me off.  Nice slow handjob at the end and had me shaking for about 5 minutes after - marvellous.

Rooms have an ensuite shower so quick splash down and on my way.  Excellent, as the man said, I'll be back

£50 for the hour and £40 for B2B

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So I want a Thai massage next week..I'm based in East London; Newham/Leytonstone etc
 
Any recommendations?


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I've seen there are 2 places in Leytonstone; River Kwai and Leyton Natural Health.

Where I am best putting my hard earned pounds!

Of the two you're guaranteed extras at Natural Health (can't vouch for quality). recently River Kwai has gone legit and seems to only have grannies working (pre-first lockdown I did luck out with a busty sort).

But if over that way then your £££ would be better off with your dick in Lora's hands while sampling her huge chebs, she's down the road past Natural Health towards Stratford.

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Of the two you're guaranteed extras at Natural Health (can't vouch for quality). recently River Kwai has gone legit and seems to only have grannies working (pre-first lockdown I did luck out with a busty sort).

But if over that way then your £££ would be better off with your dick in Lora's hands while sampling her huge chebs, she's down the road past Natural Health towards Stratford.

Thanks Sparkus, any more info on this Lorna? I've tried using the search bar to find more information on her but nothing came up!

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Search Lora Leytonstone plenty of intel.

And huge chebs

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Search Lora Leytonstone plenty of intel.

And huge chebs

Mmmm.... Lora Leytonstone   :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
Been a long time now. Great memories. 🥰🥰🥰

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Thanks Sparkus, any more info on this Lorna? I've tried using the search bar to find more information on her but nothing came up!

On here just look up Lora (not Lorna) Leytonstone and massage.  The same works on Gumtree for her ad.

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Mmmm.... Lora Leytonstone   :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
Been a long time now. Great memories. 🥰🥰🥰

And mammaries.  Surprised I've not been back (yet).

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On here just look up Lora (not Lorna) Leytonstone and massage.  The same works on Gumtree for her ad.

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And mammaries.  Surprised I've not been back (yet).

Indeed!
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I'll have to bookmark her. Might be a little heavy but i'd love those chebs in my mouth and rubbing against me.
Shame she doesn't fuck, bet they look amazing in CG when she's bouncing up and down on you.

Blimey, she’s put on a bit of timber

Offline mrmooch

Looking for a regular pro replace Alicia Thai now she's left London :(

Also anything asian around Bow / Stratford / Mile End / Bethnal Green (Except Herb Dr) please


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Looking for a regular pro replace Alicia Thai now she's left London :(

Also anything asian around Bow / Stratford / Mile End / Bethnal Green (Except Herb Dr) please

5 years + 1 lockdown...  a weekly punter...  go on give a little...

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Looking for a regular pro replace Alicia Thai now she's left London :(

Also anything asian around Bow / Stratford / Mile End / Bethnal Green (Except Herb Dr) please

Where is she working at now? Haven’t gotten a response on text for a while

Offline loveahe

Now lockdown and work has calmed down, I decided to jump back on the horse today but fancied trying somewhere new so headed over to Mottingham SE9

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This caught my eye during the last lifting of lockdown, but I never got around to visiting so I gave them a call today and headed off after lunch.  Those of you that know the area, it's pretty 'down to earth' but on the positive side there's plenty of free parking all around. (Having checked Google Maps it's an old video shop!  No idea when that shut down, I assume the Google car doesn't get round there very often.

L&N Therapy is the name of the shop, at the end of a parade of shops.  They seemed to have three separate rooms, the one I was in is the one in the ad. £45 quid for the hour, paid up and headed into the room and the lady on reception told me to strip off and she'd be back.

Pretty decent massage, use hot oil which is always nice. Some small talk whilst going through the service, plus some nice teasing at the bottom of the back.  Asked before the flip if I'd like the extra service, the usual 20/40 price point.

She stripped off, mid 30's, respectable pair of thrup'nies that were offered up to me for a lick or a suck. Healthy bush and a few scars but otherwise not too bad.

Once I'd dumped the seed, she wiped me up and carried on the last 5 minutes naked before she hopped in the shower before I jumped in afterwards.  She got dressed and was sanitising the room whilst I was scrubbing up.

Not a bad experience, she told me the ladies change every week so probably no chance of seeing the same one twice.  I'd certainly venture back on my next spare Saturday.
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Offline londonchap

Serene Spa in Balham delivered, as ever.

This place is well-known for being a fairly safe bet, but it does have a 'straight' vibe.

Visit in the evening for better service, as it's quieter. You'll likely be offered a room downstairs, and 1hr of basic massage is 50 quid.

Shower facilities are clean and functional, without being luxurious. Sauna and steam room are also nice and clean, but not always available in the evenings (suspect they are more focused towards the legit customers).

I've had Christina (Brazilian) a few times in the past year. The massage is perfunctory, but not terrible. Lots of oil and elbows, and a few cc swipes

Topless HR is 50 quid, fully naked is 70 quid. Not cheap, but not ridiculous. Christina has lovely fake Brazilian boobs, and only a little flab around the middle. Touching is ok, but she's got the 'legs clamped together' stance down to a tee.

HR is excellent. Usually lasts 10-15min, with lots of variety and teasing.

Not the cheapest way to get a rub and tug, but a solid and dependable experience.
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Blimey, she’s put on a bit of timber

When was the last time you saw her?

I saw between last year's lockdowns, didn't notice any significant weight gain and her skin is taut enough, she's just a solid built EE.

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Mmmm.... Lora Leytonstone   :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
Been a long time now. Great memories. 🥰🥰🥰

Speaking of mammary memories, have you been back to that shop in Uxbridge to see the chebbage?

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Organic Remedies Baker Street
Before the lock down after a regular massage at Thai Spa on Marylebone road was heading back to Baker Street Tube and spotted a busty Chinese milf type at the reception so I went in as I was curious to try this shop. Second impression it looked quite legit with the various jars of herbs. But then I saw a second women who led me downstairs and felt something was not right when I was in the basement but went into one of the rooms, agreed for an hour and stripped off. The woman arrived, proceeded with a soft uninspiring massage and very quickly tried to upsell to FS for 80 on top of the 50. As the massage had hardly started and I was not relaxed, I declined. She seemed put out by this. After this it went from bad to worse. Having turned down the extra, she proceeded with a half-hearted one-handed massage and Even when I insisted she use two hands it was still uninspiring.
Maybe I got the wrong woman on the wrong day but I would not return as I got the impression this is more a knocking shop than a parlour with extras.
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Offline jayj301599

On here just look up Lora (not Lorna) Leytonstone and massage.  The same works on Gumtree for her ad.

Oh my! That's it decision made, was gonna see a Thai girl but I'd rather see Lora! Sparkus, if she is fun as I've read I owe you a pint  :lol:

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When was the last time you saw her?

I saw between last year's lockdowns, didn't notice any significant weight gain and her skin is taut enough, she's just a solid built EE.

I want to hazard a guess at 2017 or 2018... only saw her once I think... she was slim then,  almost didn’t recognise her from the picture

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Oh my! That's it decision made, was gonna see a Thai girl but I'd rather see Lora! Sparkus, if she is fun as I've read I owe you a pint  :lol:

If you stick around and do need Thai then try Siam Thai in Stratford instead of River Kwai.  Consistently better SPs and no debate on extras.

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I posted this review of Michelle at Health First Spa in Holborn in the London reviews forum a couple of weeks back, but I thought I'd link to it here too if anyone's interested. FWIW, I had a great time there!
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Maybe I got the wrong woman on the wrong day but I would not return as I got the impression this is more a knocking shop than a parlour with extras.
Yep that pretty much sums it up in my experience lol

Offline Davebizz

Hey welcome and thanks for your first review  :hi:
A bit more description of the girl would have been nice and maybe what days she works are things that are useful but it was nice and detailed  :drinks:

Oh thakks and my bad

I’d say 22-27 about 5”0-5”2 no heels she said 5 days a week mon fri I believe

Would I use her again, yes possibly but I’d like to try some of their others

Offline Davebizz

Thanks pal. But more description on the girl would be great though. Did she have decent size tits etc?

Nice review though.

Tits were ok popping out but nothing special. Maybe B/C

Offline Davebizz

Lily, the boss lady there, certainly has a pair on her.

I did see a chick with massive tits when I was leaving, she had a black mole on her face near her chin I believe

Is that lily?

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I did see a chick with massive tits when I was leaving, she had a black mole on her face near her chin I believe

Is that lily?

Not that I recall but she may have.

Offline Perseus02

I've finally seen Lucy at Well's Natural Health (Little Newport Street) again (first time since the lockdown ended). I previously spoke about her in this thread, services and attitude are very much unchanged and I always enjoy seeing her. I'm happy to do a proper review (perhaps a combined review of my many visits) if you guys think it's worth doing!

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I've finally seen Lucy at Well's Natural Health (Little Newport Street) again (first time since the lockdown ended). I previously spoke about her in this thread, services and attitude are very much unchanged and I always enjoy seeing her. I'm happy to do a proper review (perhaps a combined review of my many visits) if you guys think it's worth doing!

Please do, all information happily received.

Offline JackSaint

Went to Health, Kenway Road, Earl's Court, fat, size 14, big titted, friendly Romanian on reception, really needed a massage, got a good one, 45 minutes for £40, on the turn she sold me what turned out to be an oily naked wank (leggings and knickers round her ankles) for £80, I feel defiled!

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Chatted to very friendly, cheerful Chinese matron on phone who confirmed Molly and Lily on tomorrow.  Latter she said was similar in age and shape to the Cindy I met in 2019 who is stuck back in China due to lockdown.  Molly is older and bigger but apparently "both good"  :wackogirl:  Sadly no significant chebbage mentioned.  :cry:

Popped by to check out these two:
Turned out Lily was the older of the two, despite being hidden behind a mask her face was clearly of someone well over 40, she was slim, in fact skinnier than the Cindy I met, English pretty much non-existent and she was very reticent.  Nothing at all alluring about her so passed. 

Molly turned out to be a mid-20s Chinese with dyed orangey hair, 5'3" ish, sadly not a taut young filly but carrying a few extra pounds on her stocky frame, fortunately nothing overhanging except her chebbage which was a healthy C+.  Friendly and cheerful so followed her upstairs to the smaller room which has a shower cubicle in one wall and a solid massage table with a good couple of feet all around, tidy and clean looking.
30 for 30 and +40 for b2b.  She wasn't shy of shucking her clothes and she had soft porcelain skin, a tad dry from too much showering.  Her natural boobs were plump but slightly less than pert with responsive 1/2 inch bullets.  Natural below too which was available for diddling but not intruding.  She did some grinding but her hand game was unsurprisingly inexperienced.  She had a really bad rash all across her back so didn't favour that aspect although her unblemished, soft white bum was quite pleasingly plump in the hand.  Compliant but not pro-active, soft massage was passable, may well get better with more visits as she had a good attitude if somewhat wet behind the ears.

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Decided to give Judy's a go External Link/Members Only on 07988054292

Run from a private flat in a gated, secure block in Croydon, South of the flyover that takes you West out of centre.  2 girls Angela and Sonny/Sunny available. 
Phone answered by Angela so she's probably Judy.  Having read a less than glowing review about a "Sunny" with this outfit I chose not to risk it, that said the Sonny I met was younger than Angela by a few years (possibly mid30s+) who was quiet but not reticent, 5' ish, slender, untoned, possible Bs in her negligee.  She wasn't pushy nor reluctant but she accepted my choosing Angela without issue.  Maybe next time... (I know, famous last words...)

Angela is as the photo wrt to tats, her "real" face is an ageing, cute, round, Chinese one belonging to a 45+ mamasan.  She's packing some poundage around the tummy so whilst it wasn't a paunch she could do with losing half a stone or more especially on her petite c.5' frame.  Soft, untoned skin with a fair smattering of tats across the front of her torso.
Gentle, calm, friendly attitude made it easy to opt for 80 for 1 hour of b2b.  Started with an oiled massage of my back which was ok, what I first thought was then heated oil turned out to be hot stones which was pleasant.  She had started in her gauzy nightie but after a little caressing of her soft legs and arse she ditched the clothes and parted her legs for attentive fingers to the outsides of her shaven haven.  Turned over and she didn't spend long on my thighs before oiling up the wee man who was rudely pointing at her and clambered aboard for some gentle frottage whilst I gave the rest of her some attention with hands and mouth.  She seemed to get more and more into the swing and dismounted for more oil before leaning in to pay close attention to her wanking.  She was still wearing a mask just inches from my knob so I cheekily suggest she give me a suck, she barely said "20 more" before whipping off her mask and going to town with some competent OWO.  She has a strong gag reflex so no DT or heavy FF but she was very keen to scoff my cock for a good long while.  With the temperature rising we tried various combos of 69, RO and OWO, she was dripping after some heavy bucking under a determined tongue lashing and hungry for more gobbling.  Oddly no offer of FS but I wasn't bothered and the only other dampener was she had a mild case of BV (which didn't linger after a good rinse and wash after).
She dodged a CIM by a mis-fortunate gag and gasp for breath but otherwise a very satisfying encounter.  She cleaned me up briskly with tissues and handed me a soft towel for the shower whilst she busied with tidying up.  Attitude was perfunctory in the parting, at odds with her seemingly genuine state of abandon on the table earlier.   :unknown:

Place seems worthy as a plan B will have to see if it improves it's offerings and makes it a destination pop.

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Anyone ever seen this lady?

Works from the same shop as Lora.  Type in Bella massage Leytonstone on search here.

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Works from the same shop as Lora.  Type in Bella massage Leytonstone on search here.

Thank you wise Sparkus!

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Went to Yunji in West Kensington yesterday. Pretty gal in a dress with nice boobs was in the window and locked the shop when I went in. 30 for massage (which was not great) and 40 offered for B2B. Her body was great so it might be worth it if you like big chested Chinese women! Took the HE for £20 and her technique was good/I was allowed a grope. Nothing much else to be said really, it was fine but I’d rather have saved the £50 and put it towards a better time.

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Well Health, Praed Street.

This past weekend.

Had been there before a few times but not in the last 5 years.

Found myself in Paddington having a drink, thought I'd treat myself.

As soon as I made my way up the stairs, who I would later learn was Sophia, came rushing down to greet me.

£30 for 30.

Sophia was an attractive slim woman, aged between early 30's to early 40's.  She was wearing a black tunic and mask.

I think business was slow as Sophia was quick to process transaction and bring me to room where she promptly locked us in.  Usually the masseuse will give you a few moments to get ready but Sophia watched me getting undressed like a hawk!

Massage room was large enough to have table in the middle and an ensuite shower.

Some small talk, her English is ok.  Asked if I wanted a hard or medium massage - medium.  It was ok, few gentle CC's and reach around's.

Sophia kept on whispering under her breath good, good.

Asked if I wanted special massage, I said yes.  She said special B2B and suck?  I asked how much?  She told she was not a greedy girl - £60.  I agreed.

Sophia took her mask and tunic off - lovely slim body, small boobs with bullet nipples.  Hairy Pussy.  Pleasant facially. 

Body slides, rubbing boobs over my body, then offered nipples into my mouth.  I had a good suck before some surprising DFK.

After a bit, she spun 180 on my chest, offering her pussy to my mouth whilst licking and sucking on my dick and balls.

Nice pussy, lips not as hairy as mound, she really pushed her pussy into my face.

OWO technique good, especially the licking. Unfortunately she begun to get preoccupied with my pre-cum, lots of wiping ensued before she came to the ingenious idea of putting a condom on and climbing aboard.

Slow cowgirl for a few minutes, before I sped up and came in the sack.

Offered shower but chose not to.

As I was leaving, I saw another Masseuse who was a little shorter and bigger than Sophia but of equal attractiveness.

£90 paid for 30 minutes but got about 45 minutes.

Would definitely go back.

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Went to Yunji in West Kensington yesterday. Pretty gal in a dress with nice boobs was in the window and locked the shop when I went in. 30 for massage (which was not great) and 40 offered for B2B. Her body was great so it might be worth it if you like big chested Chinese women! Took the HE for £20 and her technique was good/I was allowed a grope. Nothing much else to be said really, it was fine but I’d rather have saved the £50 and put it towards a better time.
Thats impressive - pretty and gal arent words you could apply to most of the women Ive seen there last few times Ive passed by  :lol:

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Well Health, Praed Street.

This past weekend.

Had been there before a few times but not in the last 5 years.

Found myself in Paddington having a drink, thought I'd treat myself.

As soon as I made my way up the stairs, who I would later learn was Sophia, came rushing down to greet me.

£30 for 30.

Sophia was an attractive slim woman, aged between early 30's to early 40's.  She was wearing a black tunic and mask.

I think business was slow as Sophia was quick to process transaction and bring me to room where she promptly locked us in.  Usually the masseuse will give you a few moments to get ready but Sophia watched me getting undressed like a hawk!

Massage room was large enough to have table in the middle and an ensuite shower.

Some small talk, her English is ok.  Asked if I wanted a hard or medium massage - medium.  It was ok, few gentle CC's and reach around's.

Sophia kept on whispering under her breath good, good.

Asked if I wanted special massage, I said yes.  She said special B2B and suck?  I asked how much?  She told she was not a greedy girl - £60.  I agreed.

Sophia took her mask and tunic off - lovely slim body, small boobs with bullet nipples.  Hairy Pussy.  Pleasant facially. 

Body slides, rubbing boobs over my body, then offered nipples into my mouth.  I had a good suck before some surprising DFK.

After a bit, she spun 180 on my chest, offering her pussy to my mouth whilst licking and sucking on my dick and balls.

Nice pussy, lips not as hairy as mound, she really pushed her pussy into my face.

OWO technique good, especially the licking. Unfortunately she begun to get preoccupied with my pre-cum, lots of wiping ensued before she came to the ingenious idea of putting a condom on and climbing aboard.

Slow cowgirl for a few minutes, before I sped up and came in the sack.

Offered shower but chose not to.

As I was leaving, I saw another Masseuse who was a little shorter and bigger than Sophia but of equal attractiveness.

£90 paid for 30 minutes but got about 45 minutes.

Would definitely go back.

The one next the station exit, single door goes above shops ?


Offline Mr Rollison

Hi everybody,

In London for the first time soon since 2019
for obvious reasons.
Already got a couple of visits picked.

Went to Thai Rose in Paddington Street,
now Marylebone Thai Spa a few happy times.
I liked the mature staff.
I have contacted them but the misunderstood my use of older staff and told me most were new!
When I asked again they said they were average age.

So if anyone is passing and gets an idea of the ages then would you let me know?

Thanks
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Thats impressive - pretty and gal arent words you could apply to most of the women Ive seen there last few times Ive passed by  :lol:

Indeed, my past recces have been :scare:

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The one next the station exit, single door goes above shops ?
Yep

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Tried to pop into Forever young west kensington but there was a customer chatting inside so went Yunji instead at the corner. The shop is conspicuous with a restaurant across the street and tables on the pavement.
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I walked in and was led downstairs by the receptionnist, 30mn £30. The place is shabby.
She came back later, so she was the masseuse as well. In her 30' but hard to say with the mask on.

Massage quite good and no hint of extras. After the turnover, she spent a great time on my legs, sometimes accidental light touches to my cock. Really good. Then the question poppend and I chose btb for £50
The btb was more a tits wank, her standing close to the table. But she was naked and access permitted. At some point she was quite wet...

Nice body, small and natural boobs, unshaved but trimmed.
Name Lily, english non existent, works on Tuesday. Interesting lady. I ll probably return.






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Given the now ubiquity of "chebs" across UKP thanks to this thread, just wondering when we will see Sergei using the term in an AW profile...

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Given the now ubiquity of "chebs" across UKP thanks to this thread, just wondering when we will see Sergei using the term in an AW profile...
When they come to write the history of the world there will be a section that starts “and lo sparkus saw that there were chebs and he saw that they were good...”
Or something like that

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The one next the station exit, single door goes above shops ?
I thought they had moved a few yards to to the left of the Station enterance to upstairs at number 189 and are now called Paddington Spa while the Station is being refurbished.

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When they come to write the history of the world there will be a section that starts “and lo sparkus saw that there were chebs and he saw that they were good...”
Or something like that

Pretty sure I coined the phrase mate!  :unknown: :lol: