London massage shop mini reviews

[Rugbypunter]

Anyone been to Thai Mint Massage on tower bridge road lately? Wondered if there were any extras to be had.

Thanks.

[Shades]

I have not been to Me And You Spa for quite a while now. Definitely one of the better places out there in terms of the rooms, showers, etc. But you do pay top dollar for it, £120 for 30 minutes!

I met Ella before, she's cute but not as attractive (for me) as Andrea (who left ages ago), Deia or Anka(?) who I have met before.

I paid £120 for an hour of B2B.

[Hugeadmirer]

Anyone been to Thai Mint Massage on tower bridge road lately? Wondered if there were any extras to be had.

Thanks.

Yup. I’d recommend Wicky who works Tuesdays and Fridays. Try and get the room at the back. The others are close to reception and can limit the girls confidence

[Sparta Prada]

I paid £120 for an hour of B2B.

Ah thanks. On a previous trip to Me And You Spa the prices were:

30 minutes clothed massage - £50
30 minutes topless massage - £70
30 minutes fully nude massage - £90

All the above include HE. So while £120 is still high for an hour B2B, that's better than the pricing I was given before.

[y101y]

Anyone been to Thai Mint Massage on tower bridge road lately? Wondered if there were any extras to be had.

Thanks.

Went once a couple months back and it wasn’t great. Older lady, average massage, asked for ridiculous tip (can’t recall figures but was something like £60 for HE). Didn’t seem willing to negotiate and I wasn’t in the mood to argue either so stuck with the basic weak massage. She seemed more interested in getting back out to chat with her friend (who was decent looking actually).

I had the first room on the right, which wasn’t great. Not even a fully closing door, sort of an accordion door with gaps.

Disappointing experience but I’ve seen ok reviews on here so willing to accept it may have just been an off day. I might try again someday if local and desperate. If you go, report back pls.

[loveahe]

Anyone been to Thai Mint Massage on tower bridge road lately? Wondered if there were any extras to be had.

Thanks.

I wouldn't bother, the girls are mercenaries and will try to bleed you dry.

Last time I laughed, walked and resolved never to go back.

[Shades]

Ah thanks. On a previous trip to Me And You Spa the prices were:

30 minutes clothed massage - £50
30 minutes topless massage - £70
30 minutes fully nude massage - £90

All the above include HE. So while £120 is still high for an hour B2B, that's better than the pricing I was given before.

those prices are correct as far as i am aware.
1 hour rates are:
clothed massage - £80
topless massage - £100
fully nude (b2b) massage - £120
Tantric - £200

[LLPunting]

Skyline still open for business.

Still waiting to hear from the other Lewisham addresses.

Serene in Balham and Bamboo too.

[LLPunting]

Apparently Jasmine in Colindale is available this week.

Nina in Croydon is working.

[LLPunting]

And DST.

[LLPunting]

Irena (formerly of Inverness Terrace) is also available.

As is "original" Yaya in Beckenham.

[LLPunting]

Novaanima are not working during the current crisis.

[sparkus]

Skyline still open for business.

Still waiting to hear from the other Lewisham addresses.

Serene in Balham and Bamboo too.

Actually most I have seen are, though given I've also heard there's zero custom then this won't be the case much longer.  And also if you have been anywhere the past two days you'll be easily noticed for that lack of custom so probably unable to comment on here.

[Massboy]

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Maya massage studio is open

[LLPunting]

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Maya massage studio is open

Zero doubt about wsws at that place then! 

Discretion ain't their middle name. 

Lord luv 'em.

Oh, and as it's a multi person collective it should be in the parlour thread.

[sparkus]

Zero doubt about wsws at that place then! 

Discretion ain't their middle name. 

Lord luv 'em.

Oh, and as it's a multi person collective it should be in the parlour thread.

Special hole in the facemasks? 

[roger11]

This sounds like the same bird I saw in Kilburn. Not a bad looking thing with massive bazookas. Reviews on here said she started restricting access not long after I’d reviewed her... oh dear if it’s her 

Bummer. Same girl I saw in kilburn after Rajecs review

I paid 50 extra for a good 25 mins of boobs squeezing and tit job.  Went twice.  Should have gone a few more times.

I'm finding it very difficult to find busty fbsm. non asian

[RAJEC]

Bummer. Same girl I saw in kilburn after Rajecs review

I paid 50 extra for a good 25 mins of boobs squeezing and tit job.  Went twice.  Should have gone a few more times.

I'm finding it very difficult to find busty fbsm. non asian

This is a travesty 

[Jonestown]

Osterley Girls closed for the duration.

[sparkus]

Osterley Girls closed for the duration.

Daisy give me your answer don't.

[Jonestown]

Looks like Spas & Massage Parlours are on the "To Close" list

[sparkus]

Looks like Spas & Massage Parlours are on the "To Close" list

Was out buying essentials earlier - naturally I had to go further afield until I got them but walked past a TCM and a Thai spa both open

[Xtro]

Was out buying essentials earlier - naturally I had to go further afield until I got them but walked past a TCM and a Thai spa both open

Love it.    

[LLPunting]

Looks like Spas & Massage Parlours are on the "To Close" list

Thankfully indies aren't covered...

Time to support your favourite soletrader SPs or make private arrangements with your favourite parlour girls.

[sparkus]

Love it.   

Why so? Have you tried buying anything recently?

[LLPunting]

Why so? Have you tried buying anything recently?

It's a great excuse to those indoors as to why you've been out so long.  Now you just have to explain why you smell of oil/have your shoes on the wrong feet/are freshly showered/smell of smoke or weed/your shirt buttons are done up wrong.

"Sorry dear, had to go miles to find anything in stockings... STOCK!  I mean stock! <ahem! cough!>  I think I'm coming down with something..."

[stampjones]

Looks like Spas & Massage Parlours are on the "To Close" list

Guess we should all move over to the indies thread for the foreseeable future

[sparkus]

It's a great excuse to those indoors as to why you've been out so long.  Now you just have to explain why you smell of oil/have your shoes on the wrong feet/are freshly showered/smell of smoke or weed/your shirt buttons are done up wrong.

"Sorry dear, had to go miles to find anything in stockings... STOCK!  I mean stock! <ahem! cough!>  I think I'm coming down with something..."

There's a lot of blokes on here say "The missus wouldn't care, I haven't been anywhere near her that way for years."

I wonder how many sexless marriages will be reignited via this enforced proximity?

[LLPunting]

There's a lot of blokes on here say "The missus wouldn't care, I haven't been anywhere near her that way for years."

I wonder how many sexless marriages will be reignited via this enforced proximity?

"Last days of the World luv, let's do it once more for old times sake..."   

[sparkus]

"Last days of the World luv, let's do it once more for old times sake..."   

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[MrMatrix]

There's a lot of blokes on here say "The missus wouldn't care, I haven't been anywhere near her that way for years."

I wonder how many sexless marriages will be reignited via this enforced proximity?

Interesting question, I wonder if we will get any replies to this. 

[guyLondon]

So I ended up going to Artemis a few weeks ago.

Location: Artemis , garret lane, earlsfield

Time: 4pmish

Parking: okay, ended up paying the 30 mins

Girl: not attractive

Experience: I was put in the room next to the reception and the doors are by no means sound proof.

Bad signs already, then the music wouldn't work, and when it did they ended up playing trashy 70s music from a random radio station. I like the relaxing Chinese massage music as I go for the massage as well as the ending.

The massage itself was rubbish , no real effort put in. I tried to say harder to her but she wouldn't do it.

No cc swipes, then onto the top, she massaged and started massaging downstairs. She indicated at B2b or HE I said no to both.

She didn't get upset to be fair, she gave me a head massage - also shit, and I left.

All in all, probably one of the worst massage experiences I had. I didn't catch her name but she was just overall ugly, looked a bit like a monkey if that helps...

Her name is Amy and I agree she is not good looking.I went to Artemis last Wednesday and saw Angela. She was not bad 8/10 I would say

[sparkus]

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Anyhow, I am sure we will rightly be castigated for veering hugely off topic.

[Xtro]

       

@ LL and Sparkus....

Excellent banter from each of you, providing me with some great entertainment.   

The grocer shop guy reminds me of Giovanni Cupello.   

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@ LL and Sparkus....

Excellent banter from each of you, providing me with some great entertainment.   

The grocer shop guy reminds me of Giovanni Cupello.   

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[LLPunting]

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You mean back off-topic.  Nothing about punting, cringeworthy racial stereotyping and fake news...

And this is why some SPs won't see brahs, aka KT's doorstep game (he don't tell you how much he has to pay for his "Can she deal with a D?" test)
How to reeleee punt ...  [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcc26SkeTjA[url]

[y101y]

Got this text from Chinese Health Centre in Eltham HS today.

Stupid of me to use my normal phone to contact them once, but also very irresponsible of them to text people.



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[LLPunting]

Got this text from Chinese Health Centre in Eltham HS today.

Stupid of me to use my normal phone to contact them once, but also very irresponsible of them to text people.



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It's not irresponsible as a "legit" business (or indeed a sex business that wants to do the right thing).  Nothing in the text alludes to sex work.  Your cock-up is not their fault, getting your cock up was entirely up to them.

[y101y]

It's not irresponsible as a "legit" business (or indeed a sex business that wants to do the right thing).  Nothing in the text alludes to sex work.  Your cock-up is not their fault, getting your cock up was entirely up to them.

True, not blaming them for my cock up [ahem] but I disagree about it being irresponsible of them. Ok they left the name/nature of their business out of the text, which is fine, but takes seconds to look up the address.

 It’s a dodgy massage place, do they really think they have a duty to keep their customers informed? Not like they’re a critical service to the community (although ask me again in a couple weeks and I might’ve changed my mind on that bit:) ).

Just an unnecessary text.

[LLPunting]

True, not blaming them for my cock up [ahem] but I disagree about it being irresponsible of them. Ok they left the name/nature of their business out of the text, which is fine, but takes seconds to look up the address.

 It’s a dodgy massage place, do they really think they have a duty to keep their customers informed? Not like they’re a critical service to the community (although ask me again in a couple weeks and I might’ve changed my mind on that bit:) ).

Just an unnecessary text.

"Dodgy" is perception, they are legitimately trading under the gaze of council and police, innocent until proven guilty.  The address is for recipients' reference in case they haven't saved the number, perhaps under something unambiguous like "Eltham knocking shop no.2"

[sparkus]

You mean back off-topic.  Nothing about punting, cringeworthy racial stereotyping and fake news...

And this is why some SPs won't see brahs, aka KT's doorstep game (he don't tell you how much he has to pay for his "Can she deal with a D?" test)
How to reeleee punt ...  [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcc26SkeTjA[url]

And the actor who played Taro wasn't even Japanese 

OK, point taken, back to chebs.

[bluehairguitar]

Yee Chinese Medicine Paddington - 3 weeks ago

Just down a sideroad from Sussex Gardens, prettymuch opposite the pub and near another massage place. £45 for an hour
Girl didn't say her name, but was average height, late 30's I'd say, quite pretty. Chatty at first, but mostly quieted up and focused on the massage, which was pretty good, took her time and focused on everything equally before going to the gentle genital tickling/cc swipes, which is my fave part of these. Turned over, usual compliments on my size. Paid £60 for naked "B2B", which wasn't b2b, just a naked hj. Really nice boobs, average/decent body. It was nice, but wish she'd taken longer, as after a few minutes slow, she quickly rushed it. Then after cleaning everything up with anti-bac wipes, and getting dressed, was a head massage which was ok i guess.

All in all, it was ok, not the best, but also not the worst. So it was a pretty girl doing a basic job.

[sparkus]

I hope Lora's husband is making the most of her during these times

[LLPunting]

I hope Lora's husband is making the most of her during these times

Not one to catastrophise but I'm hoping that the forced proximity leads to irreconcilable differences and Lora returns to "work" (when measures are lifted) enthused for attention from her clients and one of us gets a go at being Mr Lora 2.0

[sparkus]

Not one to catastrophise but I'm hoping that the forced proximity leads to irreconcilable differences and Lora returns to "work" (when measures are lifted) enthused for attention from her clients and one of us gets a go at being Mr Lora 2.0

If she's back on the market she will probably match up with another Rom bloke, maybe even one of his mates.  Even the well off professional Roms I know only seem to marry each other (I don't know many Rom civvies but two of the three I do all have massive chebs).

[LLPunting]

If she's back on the market she will probably match up with another Rom bloke, maybe even one of his mates.  Even the well off professional Roms I know only seem to marry each other (I don't know many Rom civvies but two of the three I do all have massive chebs).

Perhaps you're being selective about your friends?  Do your male friends also have huge chebs?

[sparkus]

Perhaps you're being selective about your friends?  Do your male friends also have huge chebs?

These women aren't friends, just work contacts.  One is about six foot tall and size 16-18, but you would love to be trapped under it.  But she brought hubby out one night, as did her other Rom mate 

[sparkus]

I'm sure we're all making post-lockdown hotlists (lickdown, perhaps), in between the odd online course here and there to brush up skills to pay for that:

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[pepsicolaboy]

I'm sure we're all making post-lockdown hotlists (lickdown, perhaps), in between the odd online course here and there to brush up skills to pay for that:

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