London massage shop mini reviews

[sparkus]

Damn, a proper petite, Blasian doll is one I have not yet ticked off the list.

Don't remember where I saw it, but there was an animated woman on some US TV show triggering a lot of people with her chart of permutations e.g. Japegro and Chinegro.

[stampjones]

At the risk of going off topic lol here’s a mini review.

Dont know the name of the place but its the first massage joint on the right as you walk up caledonian road away from kings cross. Before the legit thai place. I tried to find it on streetview but it wouldnt let me get to the fucking place so gave up, sorry

Saw Anna. I’d say around 40 though she was even harder to age than usual. Nice looking. Slim with a nice arse and a decent pair of B/C tits. Paid 30+40 for 30 mins with naked hr. was a decent massage and I didnt really think she was going to go for extras but on the flip she started to brush my exposed todger. She asked if I wanted extra and I actually said no - was pretty relaxed - but she kept going anyway and was starting to wank me off. Not sure if she misunderstood or was just determined. It was nice though so I let it go and started to undress her. Nice tits which I sucked happily. Allowed access to well trimmed pussy and I actually got the impression more might have been on offer but didnt enquire. I may go back. Forgot to ask for her days but I was there on a Friday. Place looks quite shabby from the outside and I was sure for most of the session nothing would be on offer but all in all it was a decent experience

[LLPunting]

At the risk of going off topic lol here’s a mini review.

Dont know the name of the place but its the first massage joint on the right as you walk up caledonian road away from kings cross. Before the legit thai place. I tried to find it on streetview but it wouldnt let me get to the fucking place so gave up, sorry

Saw Anna. I’d say around 40 though she was even harder to age than usual. Nice looking. Slim with a nice arse and a decent pair of B/C tits. Paid 30+40 for 30 mins with naked hr. was a decent massage and I didnt really think she was going to go for extras but on the flip she started to brush my exposed todger. She asked if I wanted extra and I actually said no - was pretty relaxed - but she kept going anyway and was starting to wank me off. Not sure if she misunderstood or was just determined. It was nice though so I let it go and started to undress her. Nice tits which I sucked happily. Allowed access to well trimmed pussy and I actually got the impression more might have been on offer but didnt enquire. I may go back. Forgot to ask for her days but I was there on a Friday. Place looks quite shabby from the outside and I was sure for most of the session nothing would be on offer but all in all it was a decent experience

Thanks for checking a "new" place, any nearby landmarks or shops you recall?
Just tried using Streetview but no sign of it as far as Northdown Street (no idea how old photos are or how recent the place you went opened). 
How far/long did you walk up the road from the junction with Pentonville Rd?

[stampjones]

Thanks for checking a "new" place, any nearby landmarks or shops you recall?
Just tried using Streetview but no sign of it as far as Northdown Street (no idea how old photos are or how recent the place you went opened). 
How far/long did you walk up the road from the junction with Pentonville Rd?

Just for you I gave it another go :-)
Its called uni balance. A red shop front - the next block of shops after northdown street

[LLPunting]

Just for you I gave it another go :-)
Its called uni balance. A red shop front - the next block of shops after northdown street

  Always one step beyond! Cue the music!
Will try to visit soonish.

[gg1105]

I just moved to London for work. Living in Gloucester road.
Any recommendations for massage shops around Earl’s court, Chelsea or South Kensington?
Or can anyone tell me how to use the search function to just search a thread like this one?

Thanks!

[sparkus]

Don't remember where I saw it, but there was an animated woman on some US TV show triggering a lot of people with her chart of permutations e.g. Japegro and Chinegro.

Seems it was the film Domino. Anyway, here's a full review, with chebs galore:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=274479.0

[stampjones]

I just moved to London for work. Living in Gloucester road.
Any recommendations for massage shops around Earl’s court, Chelsea or South Kensington?
Or can anyone tell me how to use the search function to just search a thread like this one?

Thanks!

There’s one on gloucester road itself, north of the tube station and on the left as you walk north. I did a review a couple of pages back and its been mentioned a few times on this thread.

Earls court has quite a few places. Not so many reviews recently but have a walk around and you’ll find them.

[billyrider]

Popped into Kotchawan, Temple Fortune, Golders Green today hoping to see Nina but she doesn’t work on Mondays so got allocated Bo who is a young and attractive bespectacled masseuse. I thought she was Korean or Japanese but she confirmed she is Thai. For me she’s the nicest and politest Thai masseuse I’ve ever had the pleasure of massaging me. So £45 on the door for an hour and there is pay and display parking on the road but free parking on the side streets. The room was very warm and being covered didn’t help so she quickly removed it. The massage was soft and relaxing with minimal sensuality about 40 mins in the flip and she asked if I would like any special service. Asked what on the menu and she said she doesn’t like doing B2B due to oil but HE is £20 or naked HE for £40 which I opted for.

Bo has a nice enhanced rack and a very tight pussy. No issue with access down below and she very sensually finished me off. Happy to make me happy is how I would describe her and she nicely cleaned me up and was really really lovely. The only downside was she wanted the £40 up front which is odd in a Thai place. She only works Mondays but with payday coming, I might be back next Monday.

[CrespinWolfe]

Visited Fantasia on Charing Cross Road today and got Alice, mid 40s, 5/10 facially and body. The massage was actually quite decent and the handjob very well done. Totally nude and ok with touching. Initially said no fingers inside but I got her quite wet rubbing her clit and she ended up pulling my fingers inside her and instructing me to finger fuck her until she came. Paid £50 for the hour plus £40 for nude handjob.

There was a very nice girl in her 20s on reception and was disappointed not to get her.

[caledoniapunter]

I was in the Waterloo area last Monday and decided to give Yong Kang a spin on The Cut. I paid £50 on the door for a 1 hour massage and was assigned Monica. Short Chinese girl, attractive, mid 20s. Curvy but not fat. Think she would be popular with most guys here. Her massage was average at best I have to be honest. Spent too much time pressing my back and legs in FDM whilst covered with a towel. After about 20 minutes at least she applied some oil. Wasn't too long before she was doing some CC swipes and getting things moving along. Asked if I wanted extras, I said hand only and she got to work. Think she has a naughty streak about her as her demeanour changed, started slapping my arse a little and talking dirty. Asked me if I wanted a finger up my ass. Feisty. I turned over and she got to work, good cock and ball skills, better than her massage thats for sure. She rebuffed my efforts at exploring under the skirt. After a while I shot my load, she cleaned me up and gave me a head massage which was ok. Popped in the shower and headed off into the cold night.  I paid £30, purely because she was better looking than the usual providers and I quite liked the dirty talk and HJ skills. I could have probably go away with £20 but I was in a good mood, apologies guys. Will probably return to this place and try some other providers. Saw 2 other Chinese here, both slightly older but well preserved and with a glint in their eye.

[LLPunting]

"Lashes and Nails" shop, Conington Rd, SE13  - NEUTRAL
Noticed this new ad in Gumtree External Link/Members Only, it's not the house number posted.
2 of the 3 numbers have WhatsApp accounts. Received attached photos.  Was told both girls real!  Comms inconsistent but competent enough that misunderstandings unlikely.  On arrival greeted by a Chinese bloke.  Shown into the shop whose glass frontage was newspapered over.  Immediately entered into a cramped space with a makeshift bed platform doubling as sofa.  The fridge, sink and shower to the left all open plan.  He wasn't dressed in pink but I was worried that he was offering services from this reception area!   
"Thankfully" he gestured me through to a cramped box room behind which was almost full with a double bed.  Guess who was waiting?  Not the girl in pink.  The other photo is real but the filters hide the 45+ Chinese matron you meet.  The other girl was apparently busy.   
Granted there was another door but I couldn't hear a thing and the entire building is so small it's not like she might be in a room many feet down a corridor. 
That said I was texted this info before I arrived: "Half hour 60 one hour 100 ful body massage 69 kiss sex oral shower together one lady price. 200 of 2 girls one hour. 120 of 30 min the service is include full body massage 69 kiss sex oral shower together lesbian show"

Walked to their collective Mandarin mutterings.

If it's still running in the next few weeks I may have another look in, unless others try first.

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[Muff licker]

"Lashes and Nails" shop, Conington Rd, SE13  - NEUTRAL
Noticed this new ad in Gumtree External Link/Members Only, it's not the house number posted.
2 of the 3 numbers have WhatsApp accounts. Received attached photos.  Was told both girls real!  Comms inconsistent but competent enough that misunderstandings unlikely.  On arrival greeted by a Chinese bloke.  Shown into the shop whose glass frontage was newspapered over.  Immediately entered into a cramped space with a makeshift bed platform doubling as sofa.  The fridge, sink and shower to the left all open plan.  He wasn't dressed in pink but I was worried that he was offering services from this reception area!   
"Thankfully" he gestured me through to a cramped box room behind which was almost full with a double bed.  Guess who was waiting?  Not the girl in pink.  The other photo is real but the filters hide the 45+ Chinese matron you meet.  The other girl was apparently busy.   
Granted there was another door but I couldn't hear a thing and the entire building is so small it's not like she might be in a room many feet down a corridor. 
That said I was texted this info before I arrived: "Half hour 60 one hour 100 ful body massage 69 kiss sex oral shower together one lady price. 200 of 2 girls one hour. 120 of 30 min the service is include full body massage 69 kiss sex oral shower together lesbian show"

Walked to their collective Mandarin mutterings.

If it's still running in the next few weeks I may have another look in, unless others try first.

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Just to clarify LL did you walk?

[rebelsurge]

"Walked to their collective Mandarin mutterings."

[Muff licker]

ok cool i though so

[doublehappiness]

I was wondering if anyone ever met with Ria Kimura? Could find any feedback so far.

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[Solran]

Thai massage place on Trafalgar Rd Greenwich, opposite Tesco express. Passed today door open and saw cute looking receptionist, Thai mid 20’s wearing massage tunic. Looked a little legit. Anyone sampled it?

[LLPunting]

The original definitely is better value. Although, Yaya in Bromley is younger and tighter. I reviewed the new one in the shop mini reviews board because she is not strictly an independent https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=139562.msg2716661#msg2716661

Belated thanks for this info.

Updated that she's working in some flat in Penge.  Offered FS for +60 on top of house fee of 40.  Penge isn't great but WGs there are sub 100 for FS and OWO (albeit some Rom BBers  ).  When I declined she offered +40 for OWO/CIM but for the traipse and the area, as much as she's cuter and saucier than Yaya in Beckenham, I wasn't that keen when I know the older gal will take a load without flinching and is more discrete.
Take a punt if you're tempted but not for me, she's a bit too mercenary for me.

[FlaccidChimp]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=139562.msg2575138#msg2575138

There was no young girl there when I visited. Maybe they have new working girls. I didn't expect that place to stay in business after my first visit.

[Titti Tatti]

Was posting a long essay that's been eaten by the machine.

AnywAy the point is I had a sensual massage and topless HE from the hottest girl - a dead ringer for Miriam D Abo's young sister.  Early 20's?

She said she's not always in the mood but we had laughs and she had me harder than graphene and more explosive than Etna. Service is limited and no fingers , b2b or kisses, but  is wonderful.  She was moonlighting but said she works in the joint in Hertsmere Rd E14
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No money was discussed and partly because I now have severe EAS I handed over 40. She was ok with this.
Somehow both slight and curvy. A stunner.  Name of Mia.

I will follow her there .

[LLPunting]

Was posting a long essay that's been eaten by the machine.

AnywAy the point is I had a sensual massage and topless HE from the hottest girl - a dead ringer for Miriam D Abo's young sister.  Early 20's?

She said she's not always in the mood but we had laughs and she had me harder than graphene and more explosive than Etna. Service is limited and no fingers , b2b or kisses, but  is wonderful.  She was moonlighting but said she works in the joint in Hertsmere Rd E14
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No money was discussed and partly because I now have severe EAS I handed over 40. She was ok with this.
Somehow both slight and curvy. A stunner.  Name of Mia.

I will follow her there .

Seems like you've had almost as bad a night as I have.
Do you mean Maryam d'Abo the actress?  If so she doesn't have a sister.  Olivia d'Abo is her cousin once removed.
If it's Olivia's looks you're referring to then we sadly have different takes on what a stunner is.
Enjoy the EAS but I hope you recover soon before you waste too much money.

[LLPunting]

I was cycling past after a crappy punt in Garratt lane and foolishly and finally took the plunge and tried the everlasting Natrual Health TCM on Selkirk Rd in Tooting. 

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It's been advertising with the same tired pink photos in Gumtree for years, I just can't be arsed to get the link.

2 girls in.  30-something, not ugly but otherwise unmemorable receptionist/masseuse who had an unenthusiastic air about her as well as the "will deceive you if she can" thing going on.  Asked to see the other girl and she called out a cute looking, dark latte skinned 20-something with her bob cut black hair heavily streaked with dark blonde.  Pretty face and smile, limited English, 5'3", slim legs, soft, thick middle and deflated Bs, soft skin, pert butt, nice smelling hair.  Still stinging from the crappy encounter round the corner I stupidly agreed to a 30 min sesh @ 28.  Receptionist took my 30 and didn't hand me any change.  I challenged her for it and she said the girl in the room would give me it.  These shysters are trying it on from the go.   
Tiny room with barely enough space for a slim massage table and 1 foot walkaround.
Plus points, they were keeping the baby oil warm on the plug-in oil heater and the room was warm too.
Crappy massage made bearable by heated oil.  "Ally" claimed to be from Chong Ching and she asked if I'd tried the famed hotpot when there (I sadly hadn't).  She had rough skin on the palm of her hands that scratched me despite the oil.  Fortunately she didn't waste too long on the back rubbing.  Asked if I wanted extras after 10 mins.  I tried to get b2b for 30 as it was only a short session, she insisted on 40, I stupidly agreed (yeah, I know it was still more than half the session, but my angry brain cell was trying to save me from throwing good money after bad and failing...  must listen to angry brain cell more  )

Whilst she was comfortable shirking her clothes she wouldn't part her legs for access even after wet wiping my hands clean.  Her b2b began with leaning over boob rubbing (with warm oil) and then some awkward kneeling on the table to boob rub some more.  No proper body slides.  Kept her pussy out of reach.
She straddled my legs (pinned them) and wanked me with more warm oil.  Let Nature take its course .  She was equally inept at cleaning up.

Ally works Weds and Sundays so don't go there then... in fact perhaps don't go at all unless you're hankering after a cramped quarters clip joint.  The locals must be so fucking desperate if this place continues to survive, unless it's just laundering money.  Will keep an eye out for Heisenberg when next down the Broadway.

[sparkus]

Valued intel there my learned friend.

There's two TCMs near Broadway station, on the main road away, about 5 mins walk but they're opposite each other.

I suspect most passing trade for such joints is the non-devoted accidental punter who is curious about 'massage' and what services are on offer and has nothing better to compare it to.

[johnsthomas]

First time reporting on this thread so here goes!
Green Remedies - Carlton St Near Euston Station - £45 for 45 mins
Was rushing back to the station last Friday evening but had 45 mins to spare so I thought I would take pot luck and walked into this place.
Three girls and a guy sat chatting in reception all Chinese, I asked if I could have a 45 minute massage and was sent off downstairs with Mimi (apparently works Wednesday, Friday Saturday and Sunday) Good English, Probably mid 20's probably a 36 and appearance in my eyes 8 out of 10.
Mimi left the room briefly but returned before I was on the table and completely un-phased as I climbed onto the table tackle out.
Reasonable kneading sort of massage for about 10 mins including some ass and ball tickling to which I responded, "cheeky! anything you do to me I will do to you" she laughed and said good!
After another few minutes I said ok its your turn now to which she asked how much and we agreed on £50.
She stripped and got onto the table and I gave her a proper massage, I have been practicing massage for quite a few years and she really seemed to appreciate it. With about 20 minutes to go I started teasing her inner thighs and crack which she immediately raised and pushed back into my hand. This lead to me giving her amazingly peachy peach a thorough work out with my tongue and ending with her straddling my face while she massaged me to an explosive finish. Sadly no oral on me but it was a great all be it short session none the less. She took the cash at the end and I left to catch my train with a big smile!
I will return.

[LLPunting]

First time reporting on this thread so here goes!
Green Remedies - Carlton St Near Euston Station - £45 for 45 mins
Was rushing back to the station last Friday evening but had 45 mins to spare so I thought I would take pot luck and walked into this place.
Three girls and a guy sat chatting in reception all Chinese, I asked if I could have a 45 minute massage and was sent off downstairs with Mimi (apparently works Wednesday, Friday Saturday and Sunday) Good English, Probably mid 20's probably a 36 and appearance in my eyes 8 out of 10.
Mimi left the room briefly but returned before I was on the table and completely un-phased as I climbed onto the table tackle out.
Reasonable kneading sort of massage for about 10 mins including some ass and ball tickling to which I responded, "cheeky! anything you do to me I will do to you" she laughed and said good!
After another few minutes I said ok its your turn now to which she asked how much and we agreed on £50.
She stripped and got onto the table and I gave her a proper massage, I have been practicing massage for quite a few years and she really seemed to appreciate it. With about 20 minutes to go I started teasing her inner thighs and crack which she immediately raised and pushed back into my hand. This lead to me giving her amazingly peachy peach a thorough work out with my tongue and ending with her straddling my face while she massaged me to an explosive finish. Sadly no oral on me but it was a great all be it short session none the less. She took the cash at the end and I left to catch my train with a big smile!
I will return.

Thanks for the update about this place.
95 for 45 with RO is a little pricey, hope you manage to get better value with the next visit. 

[Titti Tatti]

Seems like you've had almost as bad a night as I have.
Do you mean Maryam d'Abo the actress?  If so she doesn't have a sister.  Olivia d'Abo is her cousin once removed.
If it's Olivia's looks you're referring to then we sadly have different takes on what a stunner is.
Enjoy the EAS but I hope you recover soon before you waste too much money.

Careful what you say about her, can't you see I'm in 💘

However if you'd care to I'M me your no you'll be most welcome on my next Pub Quiz team night. We're known as the real knobs. Anyone who knows that actually there is no younger sister, but there is an actress cousin (once removed) is either a font of useless knowledge or works for IMDB?

[LLPunting]

Careful what you say about her, can't you see I'm in 💘

However if you'd care to I'M me your no you'll be most welcome on my next Pub Quiz team night. We're known as the real knobs. Anyone who knows that actually there is no younger sister, but there is an actress cousin (once removed) is either a font of useless knowledge or works for IMDB?

Actually there's this thing called the Internet... all kinds of useful and useless things to be learned.

[eirejig]

Decided to give Central London a try and went into Ruper Jade Thai on Rupert St. It was late in the evening so I expected prices to be OTT so had decided £80 max.

£35 for 30 mins from nerdy looking thai lady at the desk, looking professional. Makes me think there is probably some legit massages going on here during the daytime.
Was led downstairs, very low ceiling so mind your head, and into a smallish room with no shower but a very comfortable and seemed to be new bed with plenty of padding.

In came Deana from Romania, I'd say late 20s. Pretty face, Long dark straight hair, big bj lips that actually looked real and a very nice bod. She had junk in the trunk and a big pair of chebs that looked about a D cup under her top and was wearing leggings and a tight top which i'm a big fan of. I thought winner.

She started with some decent massage strokes that made me think she has some sort of training and within 5 mins asked what else i'd like. She was very matter of fact and said £60 HJ, £90 topless, £140 naked... no joking. I laughed and she kept asking me what was funny, I just said your prices, no chance love. She kept massaging and then a few mins later asked again.. I said no chance at those prices as our expectations are too far removed. She then surprisingly agreed to £40 HJ so I had a good 15 mins and she did a fantastic job. I sat on the edge of the bed and she went to work with a good selection of strokes, tickles, ball play... at 30 mins she said she wouldn't keep going til I come that I had 1 min left. So i gave in and shot my sauce which she quickly cleaned up and then left with a smile as I put my clothes back on.

£75 all in for a decent short massage and a very good HJ. Definitely more than I've paid outside the city but given the time of evening and location I don't think it was too bad. Her initial pricing though is just mad, I didn't get the impression she would do any Oral or FS as she was quite curt and she sported a massive engagement and wedding ring on her finger. Said she's been working there for 2 years.

[pokerman]

Decided to give Sala Thai one more try following my own experiences in the past and amid the number of negative reviews on here. Telephone reception last night and made a 90 minute booking with Vicky. Arrived early and had a chat with the friendly receptionist. All good so far but was it to last. Walked down the passageway with the receptionist and introduced to Vicky who I thought I may have had a massage with in the distant past. In a rather surly manner Vicky asked me had I seen her before and then answered before I could reply, no I haven’t seen you before. Still in the passageway with the receptionist she announces that she is tired and can only do 1 hour ! Well that made me feel really good.
I then said, no problem I am leaving following which I was given my money back and made my exit.

I haven’t been to that shop for over a year and stopped going purely because of the attitude of most of the girls working there. I really cannot understand how the employees ( masseuses ) working there seem to be able to run the shop according on their own terms. Customer service just not exist in Sala Thai. All the girls working there want to sell the “extras” in the shortest time possible.

The attitude and service in this shop must be the worst anywhere in London !!!!

[Deeeazy]

Anyone tried health plus on Kilburn High Road?
I went in on sat and a nice lady at reception told me to call and book and the masseur was busy.

[LLPunting]

"The Grand Tour"
"Too many miles in the saddle sniffing out new saddles." 
A bunch of shops I recce'd on a Monday but didn't sample (all have Gumtree or Friday-Ads listings):

Welling  So many nail bars and salons, so many Thai and Chinese (and probably Philippino) places.
Rak Thai - Near Tesco express @ 122 Bellegrove Rd. 25 for 30 and 45 for 60 mins.
Looks are of a glass-fronted, dated "authentic" Thai massage place, dark burgundy, faded gold trimmings, little altars with fresh offerings for luck etc. 
  Rina, a round-faced Thai of unremarkable looks, 30+, indistinct size 8ish matronly figure shrouded by an unrevealing top, ok English, c.5'2", friendly but not sexy, not one I'd try.
  Lina, prettier, more angular face, 30+, dressed in stretch top and leggings skinning what was probably a tight little figure before the kiddies came along, A/Bs in t-shirt bra, bit of a swollen belly, ok English, c.5'2", seemed a little perfunctory but I'm tempted to pop back for a 30 min sesh to see what plays out.

Limited rota of girls repeating each week.  Previous comments suggested legit but a separate report https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=241110.0 confirms that more is going on.  This is their latest ad, called the number and the lady said just massage but chuckled when I commented on the photo    and it is Welling...

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Beauty Express Salon External Link/Members Only
Walked passed and saw familiar looking marketing in window for full body massage, older possible South Asian lady inside threading a customer's eyebrows so couldn't enquire about what goes on in back. 

Oriental Style Therapy External Link/Members Only
Confirmed parlour that's been going for years.  Inside is the typical pink decored TCM.  "Suzie" (possibly from Hong Kong) was a middle aged mamasan carrying a few pounds, friendly and good English with a local accent, 2 girls usually working, again typical changing rota so still your local pot-luck Chinese puntaway.
30 for 30 or 45 for 60 mins.

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Harmony Thai External Link/Members Only
Clean looking Thai place looking more like a Western beauty parlour.  Elder Thai mama on desk duty, ok English with Thai accent, friendly, I would if she were offering despite not recalling much about her figure 
Ang, pretty, angular-faced, pale skin, friendly 35+ Thai with excellent English (little accent), she did most of the talking once she heard me enquiring.  Slim, no more than As under her top.  Works M-W
"Bin", pretty, round-faced, milky-coffee skin, black bob-cut hair, early 20s, quiet, ok English, fuller figured, looked like only A/Bs under high-necked dress.  Works M-W
3-4 more girls work the other days of the week.  Same girls each week, possibly some transients on Th-F.

Eltham
Chinese Health Centre External Link/Members Only
Google photos are current.  Typical TCM with a coat of white paint on the wrong side of the frontage to mask its leanings.  Mamasan spoke barely passable English, not friendly or encouraging, usual weekly passing girls so only for the puntaholics. 30 for 30, 45 for 60. 

Chinese Medical Centre 207 Eltham High St
Professionally presented Chinese Medicine shop with a white-coated Chinese, middle-aged immigrant speaking good English.  Very helpful and friendly.  She's the acupuncturist.  They have less than a handful of masseuses on rota during the week who return each week.  Feels very legit. 30 for 30, 50 for 60 mins, bulk booking discounts available.  If it were 5 less I'd chance it for a WSWS.

Oasis Balance Therapy External Link/Members Only
Another very formula TCM.  2 girls on.  Owner/worker came out of her room to greet me, 40+, slim, flat chested, wavy black hair, c.5'4", slightly large face, spoke like she had a cleft palate, quite good English, very eager to sell a session, other girl busy.  Different girls working alongside owner each day and week.  If you don't get at least an HE here I'll retire.  May pop back to sample the +1s, then again the owner may be a right goer! 30 for 30 and 45 for 60.

Mottingham
Thai Healing External Link/Members Only
Opened in the last year replacing the salon in the Streetview photos, no idea what happened to the Nottingham Spa next door.
Legit looking, well appointed reception.  Friendly, solid-looking, 40+ English bloke on reception.  3 girls on staff Vicky (his partner), Champagne and Jade.  These 2 latter choices of moniker make me wonder if a little extra might happen with some investment.  30 for 30, 45 for 60.  Ladies can do a mix of various Thai techniques including back-walking and yoga-stretching.

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I've mentioned this place before and had success there (it's been there a few years and occupies Danny's premises).  Middle-aged Chinese man fronts the fort, friendly with good English, tries to sell a session.  Stopped by to see who was available.  Only "Lisa" working, asked to see her as couldn't remember name of the lady I saw months ago, she only stepped into the corridor and wouldn't step into the light, size 10 matron figure, prettyish face, long black hair, attitude wasn't welcoming so walked.  30 for 30, 50 for 60.

[sparkus]

Wow, I thought I was the Marco Polo of the TCM recce but I've been licked here.

[LLPunting]

Wow, I thought I was the Marco Polo of the TCM recce but I've been licked here.

Licked where and by whom?  Post a link and share you selfish scoundrel!

[sparkus]

Licked where and by whom?  Post a link and share you selfish scoundrel!

Not in Welling or Mottingham, that's for sure.

[Titti Tatti]

Not in Welling or Mottingham, that's for sure.

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Nor I. Always thought Mottingham was somewhere in the morph?

[bhudda]

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Nor I. Always thought Mottingham was somewhere in the morph?

I think you will find its the nidlands actually

[pokerman]

Decided to give Sala Thai one more try following my own poor experiences in the past together with the number of negative reviews posted on here. Telephoned reception last night and made a 90 minute booking with Vicky. Travelled quite a distance and arrived at the shop about 10 minutes early. Whilst waiting for Vicky I had a chat with the friendly receptionist. All good so far but was it to last. Walked down the passageway with the receptionist who introduced me to Vicky. In a rather surly manner Vicky asked me had I seen her before to which I replied not sure. She looked at me and said no she hadn’t seen me before but because she was feeling tired, she could only massage me for 1 hour and not the 90 minutes I had booked for bearing in mind this still relatively early at 6.30pm and the shop doesn’t close until 9. Well that certainly made me feel really good. I then turned to the receptionist and said there was no point in having a massage with a girl showing such an attitude. The receptionist refunded my money and I left having waisted a considerable amount of time getting to Hendon.

I haven’t been to Sala Thai for over a year and stopped going purely because of the attitude from most of the girls working there. I really cannot understand how the owner allows these girls to run the shop with such blatant disregard to good customer service which is sadly missing in this shop It would appear from my own experience and from the many past reviews of this shop, that the only thing the girls are interested in is up selling for as much as possible and for the shortest amount of time.

I really don’t think I would be exaggerating to say the attitude and service I have experienced in this shop is the worst than any other massage shop I have been to.

[Chorley]

I stopped going there ages ago. The girls are jaded and greedy

[Sheraton]

young, fit Pole working near West Brompton.  For me a neutral but others may have more luck

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=275344.0

[londonhas]

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nice lady in victoria, great massage with lots of ball touching (during leg massage) and HE finish.

40/hr +20for HE... it used to be 45 all-in few years ago (!)

location is quite exposed on busy street but very convenient. no showers available but wipe down with warm clean cloth.

[pokerman]

Totally agree. Really poor vfm. A lot better service elsewhere where a lot of massage shops appreciate your custom

[Ozy84]

A lot better service elsewhere where a lot of massage shops appreciate your custom

Care to share??? 

[nevkingston]

    
New Malden Chinese Massage

Have been to this place a few times. in the last 3 weeks I went on Tuesdays and saw a lovely girl, Chinese, mid 20's, slim, called Jessica, both times
usual cost £30 1/2 hr £45 1 hour + £40 for b2b

There was not a lot of explicit sexual interaction (apart from her wonderful handjob technique), but she was really nice, beautiful, smart, friendly and intimate.

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I called again this Tuesday to arrange a visit, but was told that Jessica no longer worked there    She told me that she lives in Finsbury Park and works elsewhere. If anybody knows of her whereabouts please let me know

[LLPunting]

Totally agree. Really poor vfm. A lot better service elsewhere where a lot of massage shops appreciate your custom

Care to share??? 

He may be talking about outside of Greater London and its suburbs or another country.

[elnukky]

Belated thanks for this info.

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Take a punt if you're tempted but not for me, she's a bit too mercenary for me.

She asked me to bring more money the next time I saw her 

I do like them a bit crazy but I didn't have much of a spark with her.

[sparkus]

Three (three!) new Thai places in Walthamstow, it seems (unless anyone knows different?)

External Link/Members Only - near station
External Link/Members Only - Markhouse Road
External Link/Members Only - Leyton High Road

[loveahe]

Nipped into the Health First Spa around the back of Holborn Tube, a couple of times over the last 10 days.  It's usually my go to place for a decent massage and a solid B2B (solid as in ranging from always above average to sometimes mindblowing)

Nipped in late last week, and the girl wanted £50 for 'naked' which I assumed meant B2B and I was mistaken. She basically stood there naked and tossed me off.  This was my worst visit I've ever had and left more than a little miffed.

Went back again a few days ago for a second opinion, and this time was pleased to say that the service was back on top form and the usual £40 (although I did tip as it was exceptional B2B)

I never bother getting the girls names as they change so frequently and all seem to share names!

[sparkus]

Nipped into the Health First Spa around the back of Holborn Tube, a couple of times over the last 10 days.  It's usually my go to place for a decent massage and a solid B2B (solid as in ranging from always above average to sometimes mindblowing)

Nipped in late last week, and the girl wanted £50 for 'naked' which I assumed meant B2B and I was mistaken. She basically stood there naked and tossed me off.  This was my worst visit I've ever had and left more than a little miffed.

Went back again a few days ago for a second opinion, and this time was pleased to say that the service was back on top form and the usual £40 (although I did tip as it was exceptional B2B)

I never bother getting the girls names as they change so frequently and all seem to share names!

There's about three Tinas! Yolanda ("Bitch be cool!") sometimes goes by the name of Yoyo, perhaps an allusion to how randy she is 

I mentioned my last venture in there, like yourself it was quite minimal but I got partial RO which did me.

Can you perhaps say something about the bodies of these lovely ladies you met?

[LLPunting]

She asked me to bring more money the next time I saw her 

I do like them a bit crazy but I didn't have much of a spark with her.

She's on a mission to collect the £££s.  Offering FS and says she'll do outcalls.    
Like you I have not been tempted to try her OWO/CIM/FS in house as she just isn't that hot or seductive to not go elsewhere for less.

[loveahe]

Can you perhaps say something about the bodies of these lovely ladies you met?

The uninspiring one had a cups and looked like a little boy, the one that got me back on form was very frisky and a nice pair of large b's/small c's and wasn't afraid to use them!

The best one I ever saw in there was a young student one Saturday morning, we both went on a path to discovery that day 

I very rarely get to see the same one twice.