London massage shop mini reviews

[Henry Hoover]

Cheers, yeah comms are terrible. Will probs take the plunge with Rasa when she returns, but sergei seems pretty unhelpful lol

They are shit I've seen her a couple of times and reviewed. She was usually available on a Sunday when I tried.

[Rajb]

Here is the link for the expired add

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07470 806668‬

147 Brookmill Road, Deptford, SE8 4JH

[andist]

Was Jessica Thai or Chinese ?

Jessica (May) was working from Clerkenwell basement shop for a while, then moved to south west. Maybe got a kid?

[Equilibrium]

Can anyone recommend a place near Westfield (white city)
Tried searching in several sites but nothing seems to come up.

[Jonestown]

Can anyone recommend a place near Westfield (white city)
Tried searching in several sites but nothing seems to come up.

FuHe and Relaxation Oasis, both on Shepherds Bush Road, both well reviewed and both ten minutes walk from Westfield.

[Equilibrium]

FuHe and Relaxation Oasis, both on Shepherds Bush Road, both well reviewed and both ten minutes walk from Westfield.

Cheers,
Will check them out

[goodmans]

Can anyone recommend a place near Westfield (white city)
Tried searching in several sites but nothing seems to come up.

is that south west of London  or England  Jessica (may)

[Equilibrium]

is that south west of London  or England  Jessica (may)

South west of London

[doublehappiness]

Would anyone have seen a Thai girl called something like "Jetta" or "Jada" so so at Natural Ways in Baker St and could provide some info? Thanks!

[bukowski]

Kotchawan Thai, Golders Green

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They used to offer excellent legit massages, however, they have been taken over by apparently the same owners as Sala Thai in Hendon.The girls in there are pretty average looking in their late 40s/early 50s woman. Went there recently and the massage was excellent with no hints of extras, turned around and was offered HR for £40 and she would not budge. Refused as I'm not paying that much for someone a lot older than me and okay looking. I can't remember her name.

Unless they have any other girls, it is not worth going.

i went here last October (forgot to review as i am old and virtually senile)
anyways, got indifferent massage from nice enough milf type thai lady
was naked from the off and towards the end she offered a HJ for £30.
she tried hard to get a result with a bang average hand job and resorted to a frenzied hard wank which made a result less likley
i told her she'd have to kiss me to get me going, which she did (bit garlicky on her breath)
still no result after which un-prompted she started sucking me off
this was quite nice but not in any way demonstrative of any talent in this department
shot my meager load after about 10 mins (by closing my eyes and thinking of someone much prettier)
paid her the £30 at the end
she cleaned me up with a hot towel too.

she was a nice enough lady but not attractive to me
haven't been back even though it's a very convenient location

and no, i don't remember her name
sorry folks

[billyrider]

South west of London

Any idea where?

[Pushn]

The Elverson road massage shop is open, had my doubts as no live advert in Gumtree. Managed to dig out an old one using google to find the mobile number.

Called and booked for an hour, 2 girls cici whom I had seen earlier as well was available, works on tue/wed. Paid 45 for the hour and asked for a hard massage. The massage was delivered well for 30 mins  some swiping and bum squeezes. Usual talk of being a naughty boy.

She asked for B2b before flipping offered 40 and was accepted. The clothes came off and slides on the back for 5 mins, with whispering in the ears. Turned over and offered the nipples to suck, played with them for sometime. She lied down so I could go down on her, I think she can after 10mins of licking. Then started the long sensual handover very slowly took almost 10 mins and exploded. Was offered blowjob in middle for extra but declined. Overall I think the B2b part was 20-25 mins. Cleaned the oil and had massage for some more time till the hour was up.

Good experience and had fun. Nice lady who loves to give compliments during fun part.

Yes, I actually went and popped in too. I’m glad it’s still open as it convenient for me in a an area that doesn’t have much to shout about.

I booked to see yo-yo but got Cici instead. Laid face down, unsual nice relaxing massage. Only a few CC swipes and no reach under which I like, was asked to flip and she started massaging my nipples. I was getting pretty hard now so she undressed from her tight dress to reveal some nice leggings, always want to ask girls to keep them on as it’s a fetish of mine but never pluck up the courage 
She then climbed on top poured oil onto my man and all over her tits, she had a decent enough body, she’s older then she looks. Tight little bottom though. She rubbed herself up and down. Was amazed at how big I was (same with everyone I guess) then stayed blowing and kissing my shaft, she kissed the top but wouldn’t put it in her mouth. I then climbed off gave her a massage, groping her bottom then flipped her over and she wanked me until I shot on her tits and chin.

Overall a good massage.

£25 on the door for 30 mins plus £40 for b2b.

[Titti Tatti]

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147 Brookmill Road, Deptford, SE8 4JH

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Thank you Sir.  on street view there appears to be parking

It's on the list and wilL report back.

[Tedbandy]

I can only presume Shades intel on ACAM has led to a load of casual readers from here ambushing them for bookings.

Their comms is abysmal, infact its non existent.  No replies to texts and no answer to calls (only did two of each but I dont want to seem stalkerish, I just want to arrange a bloody massage!)

[A.Punter]

Walking past Clapham Common last week saw that Your health is now zen, and has been completely done up. Has anyone been in? Will try next week when I pass that way again and review

[LLPunting]

Finally got round to trying the "original" Beckenham Yaya mentioned earlier in this thread.  She's definitely a seasoned, old pro who does a good job with a good attitude.  She has a good, trim, clothed figure but her face is that of a 50+ lady of the Orient.  Chatty or quiet per your lead.  Tidy place with good sized room dedicated to massage table. 40 ph skilled massage, +20 for HR, +40 for HR+OWO+CIM.  She wouldn't remove her clothes but touching of her boobs and bum permitted.  No access between her legs. 
She claimed to be married.  One pair of large men's shoes on rack, heavily outnumbered by a dozen pairs of hers.
Her OWO wasn't particularly skilled or varied but her wrist action was relentless and quite well measured.  She allowed some thrusting up into her mouth so she took a fair amount of my unthreatening todger in, didn't try for DT, took the full load without flinching but no sucking.  Calmly withdrew to the bathroom to spit before returning with a smile and flirt to finish massage.
Doesn't dress you after but was cheerful and friendly.
Lovely as she is, @ 80 for the service offered there are other less-aged girls offering more easy-going access and same or better engagement/enthusiasm/looks for 80-90.

[LLPunting]

Walking past Clapham Common last week saw that Your health is now zen, and has been completely done up. Has anyone been in? Will try next week when I pass that way again and review

Rebadged and remodelled front of house a year or more ago, back rooms seemed to be same decor as before.  Some of the girls stayed on.  When I last stopped in last year to see if things had improved over the former operators I had a lackluster service of +40 b2b, apologies I appear to have forgotten to review, suffice to say didn't go back.
Premises were clean and warm, can't recall if they've added a shower in (larger) room.

[LLPunting]

Was PMd by fellow UKPer about Sandy @ Skyline last month, managed to meet her in the past few weeks.  Sadly my mileage wasn't anything like his so she's definitely YMMV.

Attractive, size 12-14, Latina with softish D-cups (probably B/C naturals with an under-muscle boost), responsive pastille-sized nips, soft latte skin, heft ass and thighs comparable to Clair but she's shorter and only has a little bit of belly, about 5'3", dark hair about shoulder length.  Stretch marks (2 adult kids).  Chatty, good English.
Massage skills average, she works around the body and has strength but doesn't really know what to look for or how to work it.  Slightly better with the sensuality but not as practiced/skilled as Clair or Hannah.
Was reluctant to do b2b for just 40.  Offered up to FS but wanted 60+ for that so I declined.  No oral, reluctant about RO, no fingers.

Shame this didn't work out for me as imagine she could be quite fun if not chasing £££s.  Won't repeat.

Awkwardly, Clair let me in, she wasn't looking her best and didn't seem in a good mood as she didn't greet me with any real warmth given I have seen her a few times and she was always smiley then.  Made me feel less inclined to return.
Real shame that this place seems past its heyday.  They really need a clutch of amiable new talent but with management understandably preoccupied and the talent pool apparently depleted thanks to Brexit, things are looking bleak. 

[jimmypoo]

February 2020.

Rupert Jade, 22 Rupert Street.

I thought I'd revisit this place after quite a long absence.

Masseuse - Mariana; Spanish, 5'7+, early 30's, Size 14, attractive face, wearing black top & jeans.

£35 for 30.

Massage OK.

Extras; £60 HJ, £80 topless, £100 nude.

I declined.

Told I could negotiate, I offered £20 for HJ.

She declined.

That was that.

£35 paid in total.

[jimmypoo]

February 2020

Mubao, 26 Wardour Street, London.

10pm on a Friday evening.

£30 for 30 minutes.

Masseuse was 50+ years old, 5 foot or shorter, ok face, bit of a gut.

Couldn't get her name as it was very very noisy and her English poor.

Massage good, above medium strength, CC swipes, upper thigh ball fondling.

Asked what I wanted, I said full service for £40 - That's all I had on me, as I didn't want to spend more.

Was offered B2B and BJ for £40 - I took it.

Room was tiny and table by the wall making actual B2B impossible. 

She got naked, loose tummy, largish hanging breasts.

B2B consisted of her rubbing her dry saggy tits up and down my body.

Luckily, she quickly started sucking my dick.

Technique was basic but deep.

I let this go on for almost 10 minutes before telling her I was about to cum. 

I shot my load quite high up into the air, spunk landing on her hair on the way down.

She gave me a nice thorough clean with hot towels.

on the way out, half way up the stairs, I met a party of 3 rowdy gents coming in.  Made way and was thankful I was on the way out.

£70 paid in total.

[JackSaint]

Had a bad back, yesterday, on the way back from Westfield decided to go to Fuhe to get some relief, they were busy, door locked, internal door closed so some fella was obviously being given a seeing to, so I went to Relaxation Oasis External Link/Members Only a few doors down. The bloke on reception put me off a bit, should have walked, didn't, paid £50 for an hour, then I was greeted by a five foot nothing rotund Chinese lady with teeth that would've been a credit to Ken Dodd, didn't ask for her name and shown into a room on autopilot. I undressed. lay face down on the massage bed, she asked what ailments I had, I said bad back and she gave me an excellent deep tissue back massage for a good 45 minutes, did wonders for my bad back. Turned over, agreed £40 for naked HR, why, I will never know. She undressed and revealed not bad tits for a 40 year old, a massive bush and fat belly, oh my. She oiled up and it was less of a body to body massage than uncoordinated wrestling as she oiled up, tugged, huffed and puffed, moved positions until I managed to cum on her tits while she licked my balls. I dressed and left, disgusted with myself.

[Wankingdead]

Was PMd by fellow UKPer about Sandy @ Skyline last month, managed to meet her in the past few weeks.  Sadly my mileage wasn't anything like his so she's definitely YMMV.

Attractive, size 12-14, Latina with softish D-cups (probably B/C naturals with an under-muscle boost), responsive pastille-sized nips, soft latte skin, heft ass and thighs comparable to Clair but she's shorter and only has a little bit of belly, about 5'3", dark hair about shoulder length.  Stretch marks (2 adult kids).  Chatty, good English.
Massage skills average, she works around the body and has strength but doesn't really know what to look for or how to work it.  Slightly better with the sensuality but not as practiced/skilled as Clair or Hannah.
Was reluctant to do b2b for just 40.  Offered up to FS but wanted 60+ for that so I declined.  No oral, reluctant about RO, no fingers.

Shame this didn't work out for me as imagine she could be quite fun if not chasing £££s.  Won't repeat.

Awkwardly, Clair let me in, she wasn't looking her best and didn't seem in a good mood as she didn't greet me with any real warmth given I have seen her a few times and she was always smiley then.  Made me feel less inclined to return.
Real shame that this place seems past its heyday.  They really need a clutch of amiable new talent but with management understandably preoccupied and the talent pool apparently depleted thanks to Brexit, things are looking bleak. 

having sampled all the offerings at this joint, I would agree with you, the rota is becoming very repetitive and the players are very tired and bored, there isn’t any one that I can recommend at the moment.

[FlaccidChimp]

Does anyone know any Service providers that offer relatively cheap outcall massages? I am happy with the usual shops I visit but I'd like to experience being massaged and finished right before bed. I already tried one agency and they tried to bait and switch on me, even with the ridiculous price of £150+. They were going to charge me 200-260 when extras were included. Good massage parlor services usually cost no more than 100 for the hour. Even 150 for an hour full service is pushing it there.

[y101y]

having sampled all the offerings at this joint, I would agree with you, the rota is becoming very repetitive and the players are very tired and bored, there isn’t any one that I can recommend at the moment.

Same here. Just mentioned similar in a DM about skyline. Needs a refresh. I’d happily recommend Sonia but I’m a bit tired of her for some reason.

[sparkus]

Same here. Just mentioned similar in a DM about skyline. Needs a refresh. I’d happily recommend Sonia but I’m a bit tired of her for some reason.

Don't we all.  I'm not really doing FS/AW punts these days so very in the market for new shop experiences. Really struggling with recces as I am too well known by receptionists* now  hence trying my luck in new places further out.  There's only so many regulars you can see really.
Refuse to do sight unseen bookings as had fingers burned too many times with mediocre or just munter staff and can't justify the costs, hence using intel on here.

* I've even worked as a receptionist recently, a regular was short-staffed and asked me to cover the phone while she opened up the shop, if you rang and then hung up on hearing a bloke's voice, that was me 

[sparkus]

Had a bad back, yesterday, on the way back from Westfield decided to go to Fuhe to get some relief, they were busy, door locked, internal door closed so some fella was obviously being given a seeing to, so I went to Relaxation Oasis External Link/Members Only a few doors down. The bloke on reception put me off a bit, should have walked, didn't, paid £50 for an hour, then I was greeted by a five foot nothing rotund Chinese lady with teeth that would've been a credit to Ken Dodd, didn't ask for her name and shown into a room on autopilot. I undressed. lay face down on the massage bed, she asked what ailments I had, I said bad back and she gave me an excellent deep tissue back massage for a good 45 minutes, did wonders for my bad back. Turned over, agreed £40 for naked HR, why, I will never know. She undressed and revealed not bad tits for a 40 year old, a massive bush and fat belly, oh my. She oiled up and it was less of a body to body massage than uncoordinated wrestling as she oiled up, tugged, huffed and puffed, moved positions until I managed to cum on her tits while she licked my balls. I dressed and left, disgusted with myself.

Exactly what I mean (see above).

[emmapunton]

* I've even worked as a receptionist recently, a regular was short-staffed and asked me to cover the phone while she opened up the shop, if you rang and then hung up on hearing a bloke's voice, that was me 

 

One hopes you got paid in some form.

[RAJEC]

 

One hopes you got paid in some form.

One hopes you’ll review. In some form.

[Rehon]

What's special about Lin is the RO, which is the cunilingual equivalent of eating lobster tail, truly divine

Have to agree on this one. Would be good to get FS or OWO with Lin, but I'd be surprised if anyone gets tahy far. But she clear loves being eaten out and if you like dining at the Y, then she's perfect for that. Pussy fresh and clean and she always showers between punts, which helps a lot. Eating her out is really the point of visiting Lin.

[emmapunton]

One hopes you’ll review. In some form.

Read through previous posts on this thread - not many but they are here. For some reason, I can't create threads on this forum.

[y101y]

* I've even worked as a receptionist recently, a regular was short-staffed and asked me to cover the phone while she opened up the shop, if you rang and then hung up on hearing a bloke's voice, that was me 

Ha, hope you got a discount!   

[sparkus]

 

One hopes you got paid in some form.

No massage, straight to sex which was quite rushed but hey.

[emmapunton]

No massage, straight to sex which was quite rushed but hey.

Doesn't seem like the best way they could say thanks. Which girl is offering full service? Haven't punted since October tbh.

[meptalon]

I just had an awesome 90 min today at Natural Wellness in Soho (see Cici review, here: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=274020).
I was surprised that in Soho, you could get actual great massage *and* extras too. usually, the massage part is really sacrificed when extras are on offer. Here, not.

[roger11]

Ho folks

I'm in Maidenhead today. Any recommendations please. I have 5 hours to kill

[Jonestown]

Ho folks

I'm in Maidenhead today. Any recommendations please. I have 5 hours to kill

Yes, get the fast train into London !

(you are in the wrong forum for Maidenhead recommendations)

[y101y]

Anyone else been to the tiny new(ish) place on Tudor Street, Blackfriars. Next to the Tesco express on the corner of new bridge street. Blink and you’d miss the entrance to this place but I work nearby so pass it regularly.

I visited a couple months back one night after quite a few beers. Obviously never a great idea - I don’t remember much of the experience other than thinking i paid too much but the girl was attractive.

 I occasionally see the girls when pass and they’re decent looking. Want to try again but the problem is it’s a little too obvious of a location during the day. Wouldn’t want one of my colleagues seeing me entering/leaving. That’s why the evening thing works, just not often I’m there at night.

Just curious if anyone else has tried it?

[Jonestown]

Anyone else been to the tiny new(ish) place on Tudor Street, Blackfriars. Next to the Tesco express on the corner of new bridge street. Blink and you’d miss the entrance to this place but I work nearby so pass it regularly.

I visited a couple months back one night after quite a few beers. Obviously never a great idea - I don’t remember much of the experience other than thinking i paid too much but the girl was attractive.

 I occasionally see the girls when pass and they’re decent looking. Want to try again but the problem is it’s a little too obvious of a location during the day. Wouldn’t want one of my colleagues seeing me entering/leaving. That’s why the evening thing works, just not often I’m there at night.

Just curious if anyone else has tried it?

This is Lisa's shop, there has been some discussion :-

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=266477.msg2720773#msg2720773

[y101y]

This is Lisa's shop, there has been some discussion :-

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=266477.msg2720773#msg2720773

Ah ok, cheers. Seems positive but needs more reports and details at this new place. May need to work late again one night and pay another visit!

[JayEZ2K]

Hi All, could I get your experienced opinions on your ideal massage? (And massage no-nos) https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=274042.msg2803518#msg2803518
The idea is that this will be the basis for a how-to guide, as well as way to point out if they've broken a (now-written) rule. I'm hoping this will circulate, and thus improve the massage-o-sphere, all around.

[sparkus]

Appreciate I've not dropped much in the way of intel of late but keen to get back into swing of things and try new ones at that. I'm just interested if there's anyone in London cheaper than Lora in Leytonstone? Appreciate it's EE rather than TCM but 50 quid for massage and topless HR can't be beat but just wondering if there's anyone comparable price wise for me to try. Quite easy to blow punting budget on new jaunts and regulars.

[joe diddley]

Might find an answer in the independents' thread, sparkus. I would have thought very unlikely in a shop. In the indie thread there are some comparably priced masseuses (e.g. Linda of Ladbroke Grove - probably not your or my physical type but just an example of good pricing) as I'm sure you are more aware than I am.

[sparkus]

Might find an answer in the independents' thread, sparkus. I would have thought very unlikely in a shop. In the indie thread there are some comparably priced masseuses (e.g. Linda of Ladbroke Grove - probably not your or my physical type but just an example of good pricing) as I'm sure you are more aware than I am.

Yeah, I reckon: it's why I set the thread up but comes and goes in terms of intel, a bit like this one these days.

[Yves_Dobon]

Appreciate I've not dropped much in the way of intel of late but keen to get back into swing of things and try new ones at that. I'm just interested if there's anyone in London cheaper than Lora in Leytonstone? Appreciate it's EE rather than TCM but 50 quid for massage and topless HR can't be beat but just wondering if there's anyone comparable price wise for me to try. Quite easy to blow punting budget on new jaunts and regulars.

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I don't think this one is cheaper but you can get naked massage and HR for £50 as well.  She's a bit wacky sometimes.

[sparkus]

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I don't think this one is cheaper but you can get naked massage and HR for £50 as well.  She's a bit wacky sometimes.

It's the one on here who says "boom boom" for FS?

[LLPunting]

It's the one on here who says "boom boom" for FS?

That dates her possibly as far back as the Vietnam era!  Does she look 60+?
Does she also say "fucky-sucky", "soldier-boy" or "love you long time"?

[sparkus]

That dates her possibly as far back as the Vietnam era!  Does she look 60+?
Does she also say "fucky-sucky", "soldier-boy" or "love you long time"?

We are slightly derailing the thread here but it's not as if anyone else is reviewing anyone 

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=250651.msg2559209#msg2559209
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=250394.msg2557125#msg2557125
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=246667.msg2521276#msg2521276

You do realise that "Me so horny" and "Too beaucoup" was filmed in Beckton?

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Now if you don't mind I'm off to show Rasa my Alabama blacksnake 

[LLPunting]

We are slightly derailing the thread here but it's not as if anyone else is reviewing anyone 

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=250651.msg2559209#msg2559209
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=250394.msg2557125#msg2557125
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=246667.msg2521276#msg2521276

You do realise that "Me so horny" and "Too beaucoup" was filmed in Beckton?

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Now if you don't mind I'm off to show Rasa my Alabama blacksnake 

Don't forget your cavalry hat and soundtrack incl. Hail to the Chief, California Dreamin', Ride of the Valkyries and Cavatina.  Of course you'll only be loading one live round in your cylinder. 

[sparkus]

And if anyone does want to invest in my cinematically-themed TCM...

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[LLPunting]

And if anyone does want to invest in my cinematically-themed TCM...

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Damn, a proper petite, Blasian doll is one I have not yet ticked off the list.