London massage shop mini reviews

[Jonestown]

In other related news, Lily (or YuYu for those with long memories of her mammaries) is back at ORBS.

Rumour has it she has slimmed down, lost a lot of weight, there could be consequences........

[sparkus]

Rumour has it she has slimmed down, lost a lot of weight, there could be consequences........

There would be, though if she did retain those funbags...

She always tasted mighty fine down below though 

[Bobmo1]

I visited natural wellness in Southgate today. The girl was called danna or something, said she was Russian but was probably Romanian.

 She was young and pretty hot but had that aloofness of the Romanians and was extremely business like. I was in and out in less than 30 minutes when normally at this place you get the full time.

Anyway 30 mins for £30 and £30 for topless massage. I will see her again as she was hot and makes a change from the Chinese granny's that all to often work at this place.

[JackSaint]

Is Fuhe permanently closed, passed in the car last during what would be business hours and no sign of life?

[sparkus]

Some recent recce gen before I forget:

South Woodford Chinese Clinic, Ashford Road: told a "young girl" working, was anything but.  Early 40s, tall, possible bolt-ons, over made up face possibly concealing pockmarks.  Walked.

Goodmayes TCM (long been curious about here): elderly Chinese Dr, tells me it's acupuncture only.

[76shen]

Is Fuhe permanently closed, passed in the car last during what would be business hours and no sign of life?

Yesterday it was open I saw Coco.

[JackSaint]

Yesterday it was open I saw Coco.

Thanks

[sparkus]

A quick stop by ORBS just now on way to Paddington, asked who was on and the ever-cheerful receptionist said there's a new girl Hannah from India who is super hot etc.  If someone wants a skates on TOFTT? (doubt I will be back in London in time but am tempted...)

[RAJEC]

A quick stop by ORBS just now on way to Paddington, asked who was on and the ever-cheerful receptionist said there's a new girl Hannah from India who is super hot etc.  If someone wants a skates on TOFTT? (doubt I will be back in London in time but am tempted...)

I’ll be around in a couple of weeks 

Any intel on her vitals?

[sparkus]

I’ll be around in a couple of weeks 

Any intel on her vitals?

To the receptionist's great shame she did not provide them.

[RAJEC]

To the receptionist's great shame she did not provide them.

Her inexperience of youth, or her naivety of inexperience one wonders... 

[afernandes]

Just met Hannah

Full review to follow but neutral at best

Good looking, good figure with amazing natural tits- just great. But that’s where positives end.

Unlike other girls best I could get out was £60 for B2B with HE.
She said maybe a OW after you see me 2-3 times. Even B2B was just about ok- too many restrictions (be soft with me. Don’t press my tits too hard (anything more than feather touch seemed an issue). No kissing, sucking.

Anyway a shame considering the potential  !!!. Should have gone for Suki

[sparkus]

Nice one, though could you be more specific on sizes?

If you pay one girl there 60 they will all be at it soon ("going rate").

[RAJEC]

Just met Hannah

Full review to follow but neutral at best

Good looking, good figure with amazing natural tits- just great. But that’s where positives end.

Unlike other girls best I could get out was £60 for B2B with HE.
She said maybe a OW after you see me 2-3 times. Even B2B was just about ok- too many restrictions (be soft with me. Don’t press my tits too hard (anything more than feather touch seemed an issue). No kissing, sucking.

Anyway a shame considering the potential  !!!. Should have gone for Suki

That is such a shame

Thanks for toffting though! 

[Forthports]

Thai Mint Spa on Tower Road, yesterday.

Excellent deep tissue massage from Kim who works there Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. No towel from start so assumed there would be fun. On the flip was quoted £100 for b2b. I’d already paid £50 for the hour!

Settled for an oily hand job for £20 which was delivered well.

Not a fan of the pricing but great work on my back and shoulders and I slept like a baby.

[goodmans]

I have seen kim slim got a bit of belly  she does a good massage  i think you been over priced normally  they charge  70 you can get them down to  60 kim works Monday and Tuesday and  Thursday  well she use to the looking  girl  there is lin wirks Tuesday and  Thursday  very nice body  snd the best  massage  in there

[RAJEC]

I have seen kim slim got a bit of belly  she does a good massage  i think you been over priced normally  they charge  70 you can get them down to  60 kim works Monday and Tuesday and  Thursday  well she use to the looking  girl  there is lin wirks Tuesday and  Thursday  very nice body  snd the best  massage  in there

Come again? 

[sparkus]

Come again? 

Mate, there's no point.

[RAJEC]

Mate, there's no point.

 

[SepiaHamster]

Natural Ways Baker St - Rebecca (Romanian)

Called in the other day as had time to kill between meetings. 1hr £45 shouted down to Rebecca to supply the treatment.
Good looking girl, decent chat, very good massage, extortionate pricing for extras!
Was looking forward to getting her kit off but as soon as she quoted me £80 for nude b2b followed by “I can do topless b2b for £60”, I lost all interest and didn’t even entertain the offer of a hj. Didn’t bother asking how much that was going to set me back given the ridiculous price points of the other options.
I must add, when I said to her that I’ve never paid more than £40 or £50 for b2b she just laughed and said no way!
To her credit she carried on with the massage which was pleasant but I’d zoned out by this stage and may even have nodded off.
Walked out feeling quite pleased with myself for not letting the little head rule the big one but there is obviously more than enough people out there that are paying these outrageous rates!

[sparkus]

That's a devestating pair of chebs, let's form an orderly queue on the next train to Ilford, shall we?

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[RAJEC]

Walked out feeling quite pleased with myself for not letting the little head rule the big one but there is obviously more than enough people out there that are paying these outrageous rates!

They’re called cunts.

Well done for walking tho 

[RAJEC]

That's a devestating pair of chebs, let's form an orderly queue on the next train to Ilford, shall we?

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Fuck. Me. Sideways.

Why bother with the 3 other pictures. pointless!?

Now what time is the first train...

[sparkus]

Fuck. Me. Sideways.

Why bother with the 3 other pictures. pointless!?

Now what time is the first train...

I'm far from relaxed and calm right now but equally I'm quite sure it wouldn't be her on the other side of the door, check out the poster's NINE other ads 

[sparkus]

Natural Ways Baker St - Rebecca (Romanian)

Called in the other day as had time to kill between meetings. 1hr £45 shouted down to Rebecca to supply the treatment.
Good looking girl, decent chat, very good massage, extortionate pricing for extras!
Was looking forward to getting her kit off but as soon as she quoted me £80 for nude b2b followed by “I can do topless b2b for £60”, I lost all interest and didn’t even entertain the offer of a hj. Didn’t bother asking how much that was going to set me back given the ridiculous price points of the other options.
I must add, when I said to her that I’ve never paid more than £40 or £50 for b2b she just laughed and said no way!
To her credit she carried on with the massage which was pleasant but I’d zoned out by this stage and may even have nodded off.
Walked out feeling quite pleased with myself for not letting the little head rule the big one but there is obviously more than enough people out there that are paying these outrageous rates!

Seems ORBS feel OK with their staff taking the proverbial with so many customers.  Fine if they think the occasional bloke from Berkshire who trots into London via Paddington once a month for a treatment with Emma and thinks she's "worth every penny" but good luck getting much regular TCM trade through your till.

[RAJEC]

I'm far from relaxed and calm right now but equally I'm quite sure it wouldn't her on the other side of the door, check out the poster's NINE other ads 

I didn’t dig around long enough to find that... good spot 

[KingCrowley]

Went to Natural Ways in East Finchey.
Lady on the phone was keen to get me to book,maybe too quiet this month. 2 girls working one romanian and thai,choose the thai. Helen was her name,works ont Thursdays only she said. Looks around 30s quite decent body,small tits and pert ass.
Massage was nothing special,she had some training but not enough,no cc swipes or any sensual touching,just some weird kinda sensual touch like she was being shy.
Offered 20 for HE b2b was 40,crappy b2b her idea of b2b was to sit on the table next to me and wank me,no pussy access but tits play allowed. She had a vibe that more is on offerr but did not ask. Negative for me,won't see her again,waste of money.

[Duron]

That's a devestating pair of chebs, let's form an orderly queue on the next train to Ilford, shall we?

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I called. She said it's her in the photo. Got post code in Redbridge. Too far for me tonight. Open till 2am. Anybody close by?
IG1 4UW Cranbrook Road.

Maybe same ad poster but the girls change?



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[Fuzzyduck]

Walked out feeling quite pleased with myself for not letting the little head rule the big one but there is obviously more than enough people out there that are paying these outrageous rates!

I've been quoted £80 for B2B a few times in the past in different places. Chancers. I just laugh at them and tell them I'm not a tourist. It's seriously taking the piss. You did the right thing to decline. If more guys stood their ground, you'd at least get into a negotiation.

[sparkus]

I called. She said it's her in the photo. Got post code in Redbridge. Too far for me tonight. Open till 2am. Anybody close by?
IG1 4UW Cranbrook Road.

Maybe same ad poster but the girls change?



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I'm not close but happy to TOFTT one night, especially if she's available that late. If it's not her I will just walk.

[Juulesy]

Natural Ways Baker St - Rebecca (Romanian)

Called in the other day as had time to kill between meetings. 1hr £45 shouted down to Rebecca to supply the treatment.
Good looking girl, decent chat, very good massage, extortionate pricing for extras!
Was looking forward to getting her kit off but as soon as she quoted me £80 for nude b2b followed by “I can do topless b2b for £60”, I lost all interest and didn’t even entertain the offer of a hj. Didn’t bother asking how much that was going to set me back given the ridiculous price points of the other options.
I must add, when I said to her that I’ve never paid more than £40 or £50 for b2b she just laughed and said no way!
To her credit she carried on with the massage which was pleasant but I’d zoned out by this stage and may even have nodded off.
Walked out feeling quite pleased with myself for not letting the little head rule the big one but there is obviously more than enough people out there that are paying these outrageous rates!

I saw her a while back.  I refused as well and similar experience to yours.  At the end she told me not to book her again.  She can rest assured she won't have to worry about that.

[adders]

Surely it's the much-dreaded "farmer's wife", albeit clumsily expressed? Like 'chebs' it was an entirely random one-off expression which gained legs on here 

More to the point, where the fuck is this shop?

I think he means Garratt Lane, Earlsfield, SW18. Fiona from Zhangri La told me it’s her new shop. They’re doing a special offer of £40 for 1 hour for January.

[Jonestown]

I think he means Garratt Lane, Earlsfield, SW18. Fiona from Zhangri La told me it’s her new shop. They’re doing a special offer of £40 for 1 hour for January.

This one ?

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[jcbman]

I've had a few visits to Emily's in Lee High Road over the last few months:

Clair.  Massive jugs that she puts to good use.  I agree with other comments though in that she does sweat profusely during the session which can be a bit off putting.  I don't think i would see her again as she's a bit too large for my liking.  B2B charged at £90 per hour in total.

Sonia.  Claims to be Thai but i think she's central asian.  I've seen her quite a few times over the last year and she's a solid performer.  The raunch level should increase the more she gets comfortable with you.  She's got a slight tummy but still attractive imo.  B2B £90 in total.  Apparently, she may be hanging up her punting boots in feb.

Hannah.  Older Korean lady who is available by appointment only.  Slim and attractive in an asian milf next door kind of way.  She sometimes covers reception i think.  B2B £100 1 hour in total.  Dispatches her B2B duties well in my view. 

Other info.  I heard that Tara was back in Jan, she's the american brazilian lady but i havent seen her.  Also, Luna has been recommended by receptionist but i havent seen her either.

Not much else going on in SE London hence why this is my go to place.

[LLPunting]

I've had a few visits to Emily's in Lee High Road over the last few months:

Clair.  Massive jugs that she puts to good use.  I agree with other comments though in that she does sweat profusely during the session which can be a bit off putting.  I don't think i would see her again as she's a bit too large for my liking.  B2B charged at £90 per hour in total.

Sonia.  Claims to be Thai but i think she's central asian.  I've seen her quite a few times over the last year and she's a solid performer.  The raunch level should increase the more she gets comfortable with you.  She's got a slight tummy but still attractive imo.  B2B £90 in total.  Apparently, she may be hanging up her punting boots in feb.

Hannah.  Older Korean lady who is available by appointment only.  Slim and attractive in an asian milf next door kind of way.  She sometimes covers reception i think.  B2B £100 1 hour in total.  Dispatches her B2B duties well in my view. 

Other info.  I heard that Tara was back in Jan, she's the american brazilian lady but i havent seen her.  Also, Luna has been recommended by receptionist but i havent seen her either.

Not much else going on in SE London hence why this is my go to place.

Thanks for the update, some full reviews might go well to establishing your bonafides as well as evidence of lack of success at other establishments in the area, rather than a drive-by rehash of previously known info promoting a known entity. 

[horsa]

Thanks for the update, some full reviews might go well to establishing your bonafides as well as evidence of lack of success at other establishments in the area, rather than a drive-by rehash of previously known info promoting a known entity. 

 

[LLPunting]

I'm not close but happy to TOFTT one night, especially if she's available that late. If it's not her I will just walk.

Truly rare are the unicorns that far out of the town, all the way to Ilford and Essex beyond.  Best of hunting luck!

[adders]

This one ?

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Yeah that’s the one

[markfin]

Has anyone tried Artemis on Garrett lane? There’s also an advert for a Thai girl on gumtree working out of the same place?

[y101y]

I've had a few visits to Emily's in Lee High Road over the last few months:

Clair.  Massive jugs that she puts to good use.  I agree with other comments though in that she does sweat profusely during the session which can be a bit off putting.  I don't think i would see her again as she's a bit too large for my liking.  B2B charged at £90 per hour in total.

Sonia.  Claims to be Thai but i think she's central asian.  I've seen her quite a few times over the last year and she's a solid performer.  The raunch level should increase the more she gets comfortable with you.  She's got a slight tummy but still attractive imo.  B2B £90 in total.  Apparently, she may be hanging up her punting boots in feb.

Hannah.  Older Korean lady who is available by appointment only.  Slim and attractive in an asian milf next door kind of way.  She sometimes covers reception i think.  B2B £100 1 hour in total.  Dispatches her B2B duties well in my view. 

Other info.  I heard that Tara was back in Jan, she's the american brazilian lady but i havent seen her.  Also, Luna has been recommended by receptionist but i havent seen her either.

Not much else going on in SE London hence why this is my go to place.

I see Sonia fairly regularly and might even pop in today! She definitely expands her 'offerings' after youve seen her once or twice. Very enthusiastic!

Glad to hear Tara is potentially coming back. I sometimes think they keep saying she's doing some sessions just to keep the punters on alert. I'd love to see her again though. I spent A LOT of cash on her when she was in regularly a year or two back. 

Hannah is definitely a good provider. Works hard even if her face/body isn't a 10.

[y101y]

Thanks for the updates 

It is pretty dire in the BR area.
Your experiences concur with mine of the last 6 months and I'm likewise disinclined to revisit all you've mentioned (Clair having been the only exception until her change in attitude since her return).  There are a handful of other Lewisham shops to try and a couple near Mottingham too, I haven't had the time or funds to sample properly.  I'd steer well clear of Catford, Sydenham, Forest Hill and Penge too.  How about Welling and Eltham, have you dragged your aching boner there yet?

Been exploring Eltham parlours lately. The one at the top of the high street I had been to a while back but tried it again a couple times recently with decent results. Don't remember the ladies' names and they weren't much to look at but also not terrible. The most recent one charged about 50 I think for b2b and was very active, eventually giving a bit of a bbbj and letting me finger her as well. Good experience.

Yesterday tried the newish Oasis spa on the other end of the high street, as you start heading down the hill. Nice enough girl and decent looking. Negotiated to 70 for b2b and covered bj. Tried to short change me about 10 minutes after I popped but I wasn't having it and got a decent head massage. She also helped soap up my back as I used the (in room) shower. An ok experience but won't rush back unless desperate.

About Lewisham, used the one on Lee High Road by the Kwik Fit and it was a boring, routine service. A few months back now so don't recall the details but not much worth mentioning anyway.

[stonebow1]

Marie in Serene Spa Balham High street. £50 1hr.

Older southern European looking (possibly north African?) lady.

Having not visited before i walked in with no expectations. I badly needed a massage anyway so didn't care if there were no extras and went for the WSWS approach. Just in case though i made sure i was bollock naked. She came in and covered my ass with a towel.

The massage was good and got the job done. I enjoyed it in silence. On the legs there was a decent amount of inside leg massage and ball grazing which seemed deffo intentional on her part. I found myself rising to the occasion and she remarked on how i'd woken up. I smiled but stayed schtum. When i turned the towel was suddenly positioned by her to only very loosely cover the dick area. She continued with plenty of inside leg massaging and ball grazing and i returned the favour by clearly staying hard. Then she announced time was up.

In short, good massage, extras probably on offer, but if you don't ask you don't get.

[sparkus]

Funny how whenever I ask at ORBS this supposed curvy Sarina is never on or the staff have even heard of her...

[horsa]

I see Sonia fairly regularly and might even pop in today! She definitely expands her 'offerings' after youve seen her once or twice. Very enthusiastic!

Glad to hear Tara is potentially coming back. I sometimes think they keep saying she's doing some sessions just to keep the punters on alert. I'd love to see her again though. I spent A LOT of cash on her when she was in regularly a year or two back. 

Hannah is definitely a good provider. Works hard even if her face/body isn't a 10.

review?

[dross]

I called. She said it's her in the photo. Got post code in Redbridge. Too far for me tonight. Open till 2am. Anybody close by?
IG1 4UW Cranbrook Road.

Maybe same ad poster but the girls change?



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WOWZERS.  Bet she tries to charge an arm and a leg knowing you want to unleash those puppies.

[Juulesy]

I know this is not news but just to say Sophia at Well Health still has a cracking bod - hadn't seen her for a long time until today.  Only went for b2b usual rate.  Very responsive and even indulged in the some fingering.

[sparkus]

And to solve this riddle, yes it is her but note a few caveats.

[disco]

Did anyone here ever manage to get FS with girls at either of the places at Wentworth st?

[Moneyd]

I know this is not news but just to say Sophia at Well Health still has a cracking bod - hadn't seen her for a long time until today.  Only went for b2b usual rate.  Very responsive and even indulged in the some fingering.

Where is this bud?

[rebelsurge]

Where is this bud?

Praed Street, Paddington