London massage shop mini reviews

[stampjones]

Is there more details of this 'Angela JJ'?

Angela, JJ natural is the shop
What details do you want?

[The Vicar of Dibley]

Found myself in Sutton Surrey a few Thursday's ago and thought I would check out Bamboo massage. Located near the train station and a Tesco local.
They have a £5 off offer on at the moment so it was £25 for 30mins.
Saw a Chinese lady called Koko (not the same one from Pound Lane Epsom) Mid 30's, about 5'4", skinny, 7 out of 10 looks wise for me, small boobs with responsive nips, full bush, English just about good enough for the job but not for small talk.

Lay naked face down on the table and she covered my bum with a towel. Didn't stay on long though. After about 15mins of a good soft to medium massage asked if I wanted extras. Agreed on £40 for naked b2b. She asked for the cash up front and passed me my trousers before getting undressed.
Gave her the £40 slowly, letting her see a couple more tenners...Was then offered owo for another £20. Said I would give her the extra £20 for FS or £10 for oral. Agreed on the oral. (although I think if I returned with a condom, she would be up for FS) 
Then followed nice b2b with plenty of oil to facilitate body slides, lots of dfk, good oral technique couldn't feel any teeth, access to all areas and she got quite wet. Finished me off by hand over her boobs.
This was a Thursday but she said she usually works a Sunday.

[boomting_]

Elements Massage Shop Soho - £30 for 30mins + £25 HE/HR

Recently went to this massage shop which is located opposite the fire brigade station not too far from Chinatown. The place itself looks very nice and clean from this outside which is always a good sign. Sitting in the window through the glass door there was a middle aged Chinese woman scantily dressed in a figure hugging short dress.. Her face didn't look very inviting and i entered in hope there was other masseuses inside to choose from... and there was one other girl who i later selected.

The girl herself was a young maybe early 20s to mid, slim, european, blonde. She was wearing a black dress which was figure hugging so you could see she had a lovely ass and boobs. She definitely was attractive and had my blood pumping pre massage.

Into the room i went. The room itself was very small in width and height but perfectly adequate for purpose... the other rooms are directly next door so you could hear other massages going on and conversation from next door if they are speaking or laughing too loudly.

Was told told to strip off and offered a drink to which i took as the room was very well heated with a heater on the wall on full flow with very little ventilation which i found a little too toasty and dry. The young masseuse returns with the water which i downed and was told to lay on the bed face down...

Onto the massage which was very well delivered and with the perfect amount of pressure with great techniques... after 15mins of doing my back... i was told to turn around onto the front... after 5-10mins of front massage i was upsold the HE/HR in which i took for a extra £25 ontop. She buttered me up with a bit more baby oil and got to work on the old chap... again delivery very well and done to a good standard.

Overall very happy with this place. Clean, good service, adequate heated rooms, offered water, fair price, great massage. Would i return? I'll be back when i pass by again for sure.

[pisceanuk]

I have been to both Diana and Nicole. Plz check my reviews. Nicole is shambles - lazy and not willing to do a proper B2B and she is bit fatter than the pics show. Diana is worth a visit.

+1

Great intel Prince Harry 

Have duly added the following to my non AWank HL

Sasha
See she starts @ 10am so will stay in central londinium when i don't really need to
After a bender she could be the perfect morning hangover horn cure
Note to self - planning needed / pukka hotel & late checkout

Diana
Some commentary on here
Including on pussy slides
Difficult to resist FFS 

Nicole
Looks FAF & enticing eyes 

UKP reporting at its finest

[sparkus]

Saw 'Tong Tong' (not 100% sure this is the proper pronunciation) at New Moon Health, Whitecross Street Barbican a few days ago after reading this positive review on UKP and hoping to see those big natural chinese chebs:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=262726.0

Overall experience was meh as she's way overpriced for what was delivered. In hindsight I should've known this given most TCMs in the city in my experience have been a waste of money. Appearance wise she is as the OP describes in the review, mid 30 early 40s perhaps, ok face and a decent pair which I got a feel of but didn't get to see. When I walked in she was braless at the counter and I was immediately sold.

Positives:
- Nice clean shop, big rooms and shower facility inside
- She was friendly, english is ok so easy to talk to
- Possibly a DD cup, they do hang a bit but not too much, are soft with decent size nipples. Bear in mind this is my assessment from feeling them a few times with her top on
- Really good cock handling skills, slow and sensual build up to climax

Neutrals:
- Massage delivered was a mix of use of elbows (good) but also a lot of simple running of hands all over (annoying)
- Complimented me on my 'cute' bum, 'great' skin etc but this was simply part of the sales pitch for extras that was to follow

Negatives:
- Went out of the room 3 times to attend to customers at reception
- Its £50 for relaxing massage and £60 for deep tissue, which is steep and not VFM IMO. Her reasoning was 'this is zone 1 baby'
- Wanted £30 for HJ, and when I countered with £20 she restated this is too less because 'this is zone 1 baby' . Eventually settled for £20 for HJ but with no access to tits
- Wouldn't quote prices for topless or B2B, just said she doesn't do it at first and 'its too expensive' later on

I paid £50 + £20 in total.

If you are looking for a proper massage don't bother, but if willing to shell out £100 or more then a good time can be had, but I certainly won't be going back.

Here's what £100 got me: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=266450.0

[jcbman]

I saw Amy at skylines, lewisham who is new to the shop i think.  She's a chinese lady in her 30s, fairly plain looking with a bit of a tum.  Spent an hour with her for £50 to reception and £40 for b2b.  The b2b was fairly non existent with her standing to the side of the table and rubbing her jugs on my back.  No intimate touching allowed and she kept reminding me that she can charge £60 for the same service in a salon in kings cross!  Overall a disappointing experience and i wouldn't see her again.  I would love to have a session with the young receptionist though, i think her name is Jesse but i don't think she works the rooms!   

[LLPunting]

I saw Amy at skylines, lewisham who is new to the shop i think.  She's a chinese lady in her 30s, fairly plain looking with a bit of a tum.  Spent an hour with her for £50 to reception and £40 for b2b.  The b2b was fairly non existent with her standing to the side of the table and rubbing her jugs on my back.  No intimate touching allowed and she kept reminding me that she can charge £60 for the same service in a salon in kings cross!  Overall a disappointing experience and i wouldn't see her again.  I would love to have a session with the young receptionist though, i think her name is Jesse but i don't think she works the rooms!

Let management know if service was shite.   
Sadly Jess is not on the menu but I think she's single so if you think you're the biz then good luck. 

[archiea]

Went to Ruen Thai Spa in Pimlico/Vauxhall the other day (External Link/Members Only)

I called ahead and asked if they had any European girls working today. Maybe this was a mistake on my part, but I know it's common for places like Fantasia on Tottenham Crt Rd to have both Chinese and EE girls. I don't mind Asian girls, but just find myself more attractive to European girls.

The lady who answers says YES... great, I book an appointment and head over.

When I turn up she confirms I'm the same person who called asking for a Euro girl and tried to charge £40 for a 30 min massage, (I should have started to worry here) which is £30 on their website. I disagree and she ends up taking £30. Leading me down to a decent enough massage room. She throws an off the hand comment about having two girls so to take my pick.

I sit down and a moment later a girl knocks at the door, a Thai girl. I reply with, I asked for a European girl and she says "My mother is Spanish".

I was a little perplexed. Unsure how to answer.

We go round in circles a little and eventually I ask to speak to the lady at the desk and she heads up. Out of principal I considered walking at that point, I'm only £30 down and pissed that the lady on the desk straight up lied.

A moment later another Thai girl bounds in through the door, at which point I break out into a laugh.

She tells me that I'm about to get the best massage of my life and begins helping me undress. Her energy and giggling convince me enough to just shut up and enjoy the massage.

She proceeded to give a good strong back crunching massage and convinced me into HR for an extra £20.

I'd describe her HR technique as a death grip beat down, with continued chants of "oh my god so strong", "all the ladies want to put their pussy on this dick", "I want to sit on this dick" etc. etc. which strangely got the desired outcome rather quickly.

All in all, unless you're after a Thai massage from a Thai girl, avoid this place and be a little cautious!

[Jonestown]

Archie A, any names and descriptions you can offer on the two thai girls at Ruen Spa, Pimlico ?

[lougb1]

Just realised I’ve seen about 9 of the massage girls off this site in the last 6 months so thought I’d share info and min reviews of each...

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If anyone wants any further insight / info on any of these let me knapp.  Also if anyone has any recommendations for a good massage provider that offers a decent b2b please share.

I would recommend from massages me: Tara for a good massage and a decent b2b

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£120 an hour but no time watching

[dgussetierr]

Was she northern by any chance?

That I couldn't tell you, regional accents are not a strength, but she is definitely not speaking the usual Chinglish.

[emmapunton]

That I couldn't tell you, regional accents are not a strength, but she is definitely not speaking the usual Chinglish.

I'm assuming she is English of chinese descent. Am i correct?

[doublehappiness]

Went to Ruen Thai Spa in Pimlico/Vauxhall the other day (External Link/Members Only)

I called ahead and asked if they had any European girls working today. Maybe this was a mistake on my part, but I know it's common for places like Fantasia on Tottenham Crt Rd to have both Chinese and EE girls. I don't mind Asian girls, but just find myself more attractive to European girls.

The lady who answers says YES... great, I book an appointment and head over.

When I turn up she confirms I'm the same person who called asking for a Euro girl and tried to charge £40 for a 30 min massage, (I should have started to worry here) which is £30 on their website. I disagree and she ends up taking £30. Leading me down to a decent enough massage room. She throws an off the hand comment about having two girls so to take my pick.

I sit down and a moment later a girl knocks at the door, a Thai girl. I reply with, I asked for a European girl and she says "My mother is Spanish".

I was a little perplexed. Unsure how to answer.

We go round in circles a little and eventually I ask to speak to the lady at the desk and she heads up. Out of principal I considered walking at that point, I'm only £30 down and pissed that the lady on the desk straight up lied.

A moment later another Thai girl bounds in through the door, at which point I break out into a laugh.

She tells me that I'm about to get the best massage of my life and begins helping me undress. Her energy and giggling convince me enough to just shut up and enjoy the massage.

She proceeded to give a good strong back crunching massage and convinced me into HR for an extra £20.

I'd describe her HR technique as a death grip beat down, with continued chants of "oh my god so strong", "all the ladies want to put their pussy on this dick", "I want to sit on this dick" etc. etc. which strangely got the desired outcome rather quickly.

All in all, unless you're after a Thai massage from a Thai girl, avoid this place and be a little cautious!

That's a funny story... and how did the Thai girl look like? Did you get a name and what's on offer? Thanks.

[Muff licker]

That's a funny story... and how did the Thai girl look like? Did you get a name and what's on offer? Thanks.

Is this the place on Vauxhall bridge next door and downstairs from a nail salon with funny string curtains on the massage room?

[Massageonly]

Health First Spa, Holborn

Full compliment of staff available but pushed for Kelly who was crewing reception.  Late 20s I'd say, 5' 5" or so, size 10 with curves and an expressive face with big eyes.  Certainly the looker of the bunch in black ripped jeans and tight black top, could pass for a student on the tube.

Massage consisted of competent kneading though zero build up, which did count as a black mark against her.  Having ran her course, she offered b2b (£40) which was taken, this consisted of back slides and then a flip to play with her pert b cups (slight tum).  Where she came into her own was the HJ which was very edging but I managed to get her to clamber onto the table and rest her deliciously pert ass on my face while I went to town on her demi-bush, which was a landing strip of bushy tuft, this rubbed my nose while my tongue ran 1cm inside her slit and she started to writhe and lose control.  I let her shower first and we exchanged some pleasantries of the kind two people do after dousing each other in bodily fluids. 

Would I return? Hell yeah.

EE or Asian ?

[doublehappiness]

Would anyone know, is Mimi at SLSC the Mimi in this review and pictures? https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=202780.msg2089404#msg2089404

[sparkus]

EE or Asian ?

Chinese mate.

[LLPunting]

Would anyone know, is Mimi at SLSC the Mimi in this review and pictures? https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=202780.msg2089404#msg2089404

Nope, not the same woman.

[Ozy84]

Has anyone had any recent dealings at cheng xiang in swiss cottage, drove past a few days back and noticed the shop has been “done up” at least from the outside it appeared....thanks in advance!

[stampjones]

Has anyone had any recent dealings at cheng xiang in swiss cottage, drove past a few days back and noticed the shop has been “done up” at least from the outside it appeared....thanks in advance!

Not been since it was done up but the last times I passed guy there was a chinese bloke on reception and the same miserable “girl”. Sure I recognised her from somewhere and not in a good way. I’ll try and check it out if no further info is forthcoming and see if things have changed but probs wont be til next week

[Duron]

Angela, JJ natural is the shop
What details do you want?

Oh ok. I misread it as 'Angela with JJ boobs'. (like SydneyJJ of not so long ago LMP and porn videos)

[NightKid]

I have been to both Diana and Nicole. Plz check my reviews.

Your review of Diana said she's average looking ... but she does indeed look like her photo in the link though, correct?

[stampjones]

Oh ok. I misread it as 'Angela with JJ boobs'. (like SydneyJJ of not so long ago LMP and porn videos)

Lol - never read it that way. I guess AA naturals would have been a more realistic name!

[archiea]

That's a funny story... and how did the Thai girl look like? Did you get a name and what's on offer? Thanks.

No names sorry, bit lost for words

Both girls short maybe a size 12, medium size cans...

[NoHo]

Not been since it was done up but the last times I passed guy there was a chinese bloke on reception and the same miserable “girl”. Sure I recognised her from somewhere and not in a good way. I’ll try and check it out if no further info is forthcoming and see if things have changed but probs wont be til next week

thats Mango of Goodge street infamy

[sparkus]

thats Mango of Goodge street infamy

Enough plastic to make David Attenborough weep 

[Ozy84]

Not been since it was done up but the last times I passed guy there was a chinese bloke on reception and the same miserable “girl”. Sure I recognised her from somewhere and not in a good way. I’ll try and check it out if no further info is forthcoming and see if things have changed but probs wont be til next week

Top man SJ 

[studentoflife]

Not been since it was done up but the last times I passed guy there was a chinese bloke on reception and the same miserable “girl”. Sure I recognised her from somewhere and not in a good way. I’ll try and check it out if no further info is forthcoming and see if things have changed but probs wont be til next week

Last time I was there I stripped down and the bloke came in and tried to start the massage, had to tell him to go away. By the end of the massage I almost wanted to send the lady back for the bloke. Better to keep driving.

[LLPunting]

Last time I was there I stripped down and the bloke came in and tried to start the massage, had to tell him to go away. By the end of the massage I almost wanted to send the lady back for the bloke. Better to keep driving.

How long ago was this?

No reviews because?

[caledoniapunter]

Would anyone know, is Mimi at SLSC the Mimi in this review and pictures? https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=202780.msg2089404#msg2089404

I am sure I read on here a few months ago that the Mimi in those pictures was plying her trade out of Organic Hammersmith/Fuhe or whatever it is called now. Whether she is still there I have no idea.

[stampjones]

thats Mango of Goodge street infamy

Nice spot NoHo - the power of UKP 

[stampjones]

Last time I was there I stripped down and the bloke came in and tried to start the massage, had to tell him to go away. By the end of the massage I almost wanted to send the lady back for the bloke. Better to keep driving.

I never went in when they were there. Sounds like that was the right choice!

[stampjones]

How long ago was this?

No reviews because?

December last year - he reviewed it on this thread. Check his posts

[Ozy84]

Last time I was there I stripped down and the bloke came in and tried to start the massage, had to tell him to go away. By the end of the massage I almost wanted to send the lady back for the bloke. Better to keep driving.

[Xtro]

December last year - he reviewed it on this thread. Check his posts

All 2 of them in just as many years!   

[LLPunting]

December last year - he reviewed it on this thread. Check his posts

I had hoped he might have visited more recently, hence my question.

[Bigjimmyjones]

Another fail.

Work had me in South West London so I went to check out "Revivals" in raynes park. I've read here that they do used to do extras but I don't think it's the case. They're an older batch of Thai ladies. I reckon 50-60. The boss lady literally barked at me when I asked to see the other workers "we all old, we just do massage".

I scurried off cos I didn't like the look of either but something about the place makes me want to try again haha. £25 for 30, £30 for 45 and £40 for 60.  I might try again but not sure when I'll be back down there. Not much of a review but thought an update would help

[SepiaHamster]

Bit of intel re Skylines in Lewisham. Checked the rota for today by text and neither tickled my pickle so said no thank you. Shortly after received another text saying that Clair will be there this Sunday. So for anyone with a hankering for funbags, Sunday is the day. Not entirely sure why I was told that but thankful for the info all the same.

[sparkus]

Bit of intel re Skylines in Lewisham. Checked the rota for today by text and neither tickled my pickle so said no thank you. Shortly after received another text saying that Clair will be there this Sunday. So for anyone with a hankering for funbags, Sunday is the day. Not entirely sure why I was told that but thankful for the info all the same.

I knew she'd be back 

[LLPunting]

I knew she'd be back 

It's Christmas time...

[Tedbandy]

Feed the wooorlld, let them know its chebsmas time!

[bhudda]

Another fail.

Work had me in South West London so I went to check out "Revivals" in raynes park. I've read here that they do used to do extras but I don't think it's the case. They're an older batch of Thai ladies. I reckon 50-60. The boss lady literally barked at me when I asked to see the other workers "we all old, we just do massage".

I scurried off cos I didn't like the look of either but something about the place makes me want to try again haha. £25 for 30, £30 for 45 and £40 for 60.  I might try again but not sure when I'll be back down there. Not much of a review but thought an update would help

They used to do extras several years ago but they werent young then and it may be the same women working. I only went once and never went back which probably speaks for itself.

[stampjones]

Jenny, golden sunshine health, north end road (maybe one for you sparkus).

After a longish trawl looking at shops I ended up at this place. Girl (woman) behind the counter didnt look much all wrapped up in a coat. 5 foot and dumpy but I paid 30 for 30 just cos I couldnt be bothered anymore. It paid some dividends.

I stripped and she reappeared in a dress and leggings showing a bit of cleavage but I didnt pay much attention as I thought she was a bit flat chested (I was wrong).

Got on the table and asked for medium. Neednt have bothered as the massage part was pretty half arsed. She did manage to do quite a good tease though with long strokes up the inside of my leg to the top. Suffice to say, come the turn I was rock hard. A bit of negotiation got to 40 for b2b which turned out to be 40 for topless.

Normally if that had happened I’d have made a big fuss but I was distracted. This woman is late 40s I’d say, dumpy with a bit of a tummy but what a pair of tits. They were fantastic. Big (DD or bigger I’d guess) but also heavy and pretty firm - they honestly wouldnt have looked out of place on a 20 year old. There was no sagginess. I immediately sank into them, sucking her nice sized hard nipples as she pushed her other tit into my head. I have to say it was worth the 40 notes right there.

Did a bit of fingering through her tights & knickers. Asked about FS but no interest. Hand technique was good up to a point but she didnt really seem to ever take off and I ended up doing it myself.

So in the end, I was pretty happy with it all. Probably wouldnt return but if you’re a fan of big tits, and arent fussed about the package they come in, you’ll likely enjoy!

[stampjones]

As a prelude to the above, I checked out a few places and I have to say it was disappointing. Started off walking down goldhawk road. Fuhi had a girl letting a punter in (is it locked now?) but she looked old and fat. The oasis place next doir had a guy on the desk so didnt go in. There was another farmers wife hanging around outside smoking. Didnt see which she went into. That was all bad enough but the girl in the next shop down (purple joint in the next set of shops) was genuinely hideous. Old with long grey hair and braless C-ish tits under a jumper but just no.

Decamped to north end road. Forever young had a decent enough standard tcm milf on who looked ok. I probably would have but Ive kind of gone off that shop recently. Yunji was the worst of the lot. There were two but if they’d called the one from the purple shot no-one would ever need to do a casting call for the witches in mcbeth ever again. Hubble bubble!

Carried on down and ended up with jenny as described above

[sparkus]

Jenny, golden sunshine health, north end road (maybe one for you sparkus).

After a longish trawl looking at shops I ended up at this place. Girl (woman) behind the counter didnt look much all wrapped up in a coat. 5 foot and dumpy but I paid 30 for 30 just cos I couldnt be bothered anymore. It paid some dividends.

I stripped and she reappeared in a dress and leggings showing a bit of cleavage but I didnt pay much attention as I thought she was a bit flat chested (I was wrong).

Got on the table and asked for medium. Neednt have bothered as the massage part was pretty half arsed. She did manage to do quite a good tease though with long strokes up the inside of my leg to the top. Suffice to say, come the turn I was rock hard. A bit of negotiation got to 40 for b2b which turned out to be 40 for topless.

Normally if that had happened I’d have made a big fuss but I was distracted. This woman is late 40s I’d say, dumpy with a bit of a tummy but what a pair of tits. They were fantastic. Big (DD or bigger I’d guess) but also heavy and pretty firm - they honestly wouldnt have looked out of place on a 20 year old. There was no sagginess. I immediately sank into them, sucking her nice sized hard nipples as she pushed her other tit into my head. I have to say it was worth the 40 notes right there.

Did a bit of fingering through her tights & knickers. Asked about FS but no interest. Hand technique was good up to a point but she didnt really seem to ever take off and I ended up doing it myself.

So in the end, I was pretty happy with it all. Probably wouldnt return but if you’re a fan of big tits, and arent fussed about the package they come in, you’ll likely enjoy!

Slightly worried about this, not least as several receptionists have made similar comments.

[Sheraton]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=266850.0

Went to Lets Relax in Acton and review given above.  In short a great massage but I opted for no HE as I received a massage from the poorer looking of 2 Chinese birds.  £25/30 mins for a very good massage.

[johnsanders]

Northwood Chinese Massage

13 Station Approach, Northwood HA6 2XN

Was met by a lovely Chinese girl (mid 20's) and i think goes by the name susanne

paid 35 pound for 45 mins

the session wasnt off to a great start because the card machine wasnt working properly so I think these guys prefer cash. anyway they eventually got it working but had to first reconnect it to the internet via the router.

The girl was abit cold at first so I thought it's best to ask for extras early so we are both on the same page.

agreed 35 pound b2b massage

After agreeing for extras she seemed alot warmer.

she has a nice slim body with I'd say b cup boobs

nice arse and no tummy

a few CC swipes really got me going and she provided a good massage overall.

She grinded on top off me for a bit, and got to squeeze her nice firm boobs and ass throughout.

Gave a happy ending and still had a few minutes remaining so she ended me off with a relaxing head massage which felt great after the happy ending.

The session would have been perfect however there was another punter in the room which had the shower in it so I wasnt able to take a shower after the massage, so she just gave me a wipe down with some wet towels instead. not the best thing but at least its something.

total damage was 70 pounds for 45 mins. I am planning a trip to Germany for their FKK clubs, so I'm saving up some punting money. but if I wasnt I would have seen her again already. But will surely see her again soon.

[davebe80s]

I'm assuming she is English of chinese descent. Am i correct?

I think I saw the Ava you're describing at Skylines a while back. She's cute. Be interesting to know if it's the same girl.

[emmapunton]

I think I saw the Ava you're describing at Skylines a while back. She's cute. Be interesting to know if it's the same girl.

I'm hoping it's the same.

[davebe80s]

In my unending quest for massage places in SE London which offer a little extra, I came across an establishment on Walworth Road, near Elephant and Castle. It has 3 therapists, all of whom look cute in a little bit of a MILFy way. It's in the basement of a barbers  (looks to have separate door though) near the Argos. Coy responses imply that extras probably on the menu.

Planning to TOFTT sometime over the next couple of weeks, work commitments notwithstanding. Just wondered if anyone had tried and had any feedback.

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