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Offline stampjones

He's writing a review, he's writing it twice, he's gonna tell who's naughty and nice...
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Offline Juulesy

Saw Julia @ Herbal Clinic Cricklewood this week.

Impromptu visit so settled for the first one available.  Location - hardly discreet but late at night just before closing time no probs.  £30 for half an hour massage paid at reception.

About Julia - Tall and chubby if you're used to seeing slim and petite orientals at TCMs.  They advertise her as Swedish and with her accent that is probably about right.  About size 14 and quite a bit of a belly.  Her massage technique followed a steady pattern with slow but relatively firm movements yet not particularly skilful.  Halfway through she asked if I wanted any extras.  I only wanted HR and she just got on with it and did not ask for the tip upfront and none negotiated by then.  She let me feel all over her from the outside with an unhurried HR technique.  She's quite friendly and chatty if you want a bit of convo.  Certainly not a clockwatcher, quite the opposite in fact - as the receptionist asked to finish up in 2 mins , she retorted to her that there were still 10 minutes to go!  Even as I was walking to the door she didn't ask for a tip.  I gave her £20 and thanked her.

Not sure how far I'd get with her but would defo see her next time.  Recommended.

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Saw Julia @ Herbal Clinic Cricklewood this week.

Impromptu visit so settled for the first one available.  Location - hardly discreet but late at night just before closing time no probs.  £30 for half an hour massage paid at reception.

About Julia - Tall and chubby if you're used to seeing slim and petite orientals at TCMs.  They advertise her as Swedish and with her accent that is probably about right.  About size 14 and quite a bit of a belly.  Her massage technique followed a steady pattern with slow but relatively firm movements yet not particularly skilful.  Halfway through she asked if I wanted any extras.  I only wanted HR and she just got on with it and did not ask for the tip upfront and none negotiated by then.  She let me feel all over her from the outside with an unhurried HR technique.  She's quite friendly and chatty if you want a bit of convo.  Certainly not a clockwatcher, quite the opposite in fact - as the receptionist asked to finish up in 2 mins , she retorted to her that there were still 10 minutes to go!  Even as I was walking to the door she didn't ask for a tip.  I gave her £20 and thanked her.

Not sure how far I'd get with her but would defo see her next time.  Recommended.

Very useful, thanks mate  :thumbsup:

Any idea on her cheb size ?  :hi:

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A ny suggestions for alternative to mai Thai in hendon
Been a regular there for a few years but the service now stinks
Frequently visited Sala Thai before that so won’t be going back there

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That's weird, because I saw Yaya about two and half weeks ago now and she was still at her usual place in Beckenham. LLPunting sent over her picture and I'm almost certain it isn't her. So either I'm going crazy or this new Yaya's impersonating the old one (for god knows what reason).
Definitely an imposter! The new Yaya sent me so many WhatsApp messages after I contacted her and the original Yaya is still working in Beckenham. Haven't seen her in a while so I might have to go back and see how the owo is! Especially as I like her therapeutic massage too, gets really stuck into the knots whilst straddling my back 😁
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Offline FlaccidChimp

Visited skyline and saw Sonya. This is the nth time I've seen her and I finally got some blowjob teasing but she didn't go to completion. There was a new girl there called Yoyo. Apparently she will be there until Sunday. She is about 5 ft 4-5 Asian lady with a decent looking face. She didn't seem curvy but most Asian women are not. She wasn't slim but of an average thickness. I'm not sure of her service but just informing you there's a new girl who's probably temporary. I didn't TOFTT.

Offline Yves_Dobon

A ny suggestions for alternative to mai Thai in hendon
Been a regular there for a few years but the service now stinks
Frequently visited Sala Thai before that so won’t be going back there

Has Lisa returned? I always got a reasonable massage and extras

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Very useful, thanks mate  :thumbsup:

Any idea on her cheb size ?  :hi:

Prob 36C but not firm (soz, I'm shite at working sizes out).  Great to feel them tho

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Prob 36C but not firm (soz, I'm shite at working sizes out).  Great to feel them tho

Thanks!  :thumbsup:

Offline Jd181181

I saw Margarita a couple weeks ago.

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I read she was a strictly massage only which was fine by me as I was only looking for a massage, never expected any extras. The massage was ok, medium firmness. The intriguing thing was her attire. She answered the door in a robe, and a light robe at that. I mean i am no expert, and have only has a couple of HE massages in my time and they were 20 years ago!. But it just seemed intriguing. Have no idea what was underneath, and she never mentioned or initiated anything but the massage. I have booked to go back and was wondering if there was anything i might say to lead the conversion to see if anything is possible on offer?

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Wrong, Osterleys are brothels, even if single room premises because they have multiple staff rota'd through.  Osterleys are billed as a collective operating under a brand name.  If they were a collective of indie girls sharing the same premises then the girls would be individually advertised with their scheduled availability at multiple locations noted.

This thread is perhaps misnomered but it has come to collect establishments that advertise more than one girl available for "massage" not "escorts".

Osterley Girls offer full service in addition to massage? I've been a customer for a long time and never knew this until today.

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I saw Margarita a couple weeks ago.

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I read she was a strictly massage only which was fine by me as I was only looking for a massage, never expected any extras. The massage was ok, medium firmness. The intriguing thing was her attire. She answered the door in a robe, and a light robe at that. I mean i am no expert, and have only has a couple of HE massages in my time and they were 20 years ago!. But it just seemed intriguing. Have no idea what was underneath, and she never mentioned or initiated anything but the massage. I have booked to go back and was wondering if there was anything i might say to lead the conversion to see if anything is possible on offer?

Just do the usual from the checklist and you should find out:

Lie down starkers
Legs splayed
Point south
Arms by your side, hands preferably holding the edge of the table and wait for contact
Ooooh, aaah and mmmm if/when she hits the Crown Jewel areas

And if none of that works, just ask her to toss you off  :hi:
If she turns you over uncovered, head for full mast with all your pride and glory

Offline Nagual

I’ve been out of the game for a while but yesterday I decided I needed a massage with my usual FS option, so decided to play safe and head to ORBS. 45 quid for 1h.

 I got Tina, who I think has been reviewed previously. Usually works tues-wed-thu. Mid 40s, fake tits and pleasant face. Massage was medium-hard and generally good. On the flip usual question, 75 quid agreed for OW RO B2B and FS in various positions (cowgirl, mish, doggie). I could have pushed perhaps a bir lower but had a feeling she would be worth it and didnt want to spoil the mood.

RO was good, nice tiny and clean wet pussy. She claimed i made her cum in RO, and got quite involved afterwards which was an unexpected bonus given how rushed these masseuses are when it comes to the pumping. So all in all a positive...Only negative, shower was not offered.


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Has Lisa returned? I always got a reasonable massage and extras

Yeah she’s back. I’m bored of her and Tina
Need a new place.
seen Nicole (hendon) a few times and that got boring because the massage is so systematic

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I’ve been out of the game for a while but yesterday I decided I needed a massage with my usual FS option, so decided to play safe and head to ORBS. 45 quid for 1h.

 I got Tina, who I think has been reviewed previously. Usually works tues-wed-thu. Mid 40s, fake tits and pleasant face. Massage was medium-hard and generally good. On the flip usual question, 75 quid agreed for OW RO B2B and FS in various positions (cowgirl, mish, doggie). I could have pushed perhaps a bir lower but had a feeling she would be worth it and didnt want to spoil the mood.

RO was good, nice tiny and clean wet pussy. She claimed i made her cum in RO, and got quite involved afterwards which was an unexpected bonus given how rushed these masseuses are when it comes to the pumping. So all in all a positive...Only negative, shower was not offered.

Tina has been around for years and was an FS for 60 girl for quite a while.  Skillset is average, don't overpay if you're going to go (back).

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A ny suggestions for alternative to mai Thai in hendon
Been a regular there for a few years but the service now stinks
Frequently visited Sala Thai before that so won’t be going back there

Try searching/reading back through the threads, plenty of pointers to shops and indies within 3 miles of Hendon Central.

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Definitely an imposter! The new Yaya sent me so many WhatsApp messages after I contacted her and the original Yaya is still working in Beckenham. Haven't seen her in a while so I might have to go back and see how the owo is! Especially as I like her therapeutic massage too, gets really stuck into the knots whilst straddling my back 😁
I sent a simple text to Bromley Yaya and received a stream of Whatsapp messages with a couple of photos.  She is 100% not the Beckenham Yaya.

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I sent a simple text to Bromley Yaya and received a stream of Whatsapp messages with a couple of photos.  She is 100% not the Beckenham Yaya.

Let's see how the two compete with services and price, I think the "original" from Beckenham sounds the better deal unless those who know her think she's in much worse shape than the pretender in Bromley?

Must try getting to Beckenham for a gocompare.com

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Osterley Girls offer full service in addition to massage? I've been a customer for a long time and never knew this until today.

No I don't think that's what LLP was implying.

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Tried out Eastern Promise on Finchley Road.

Outside the door it says bookings only but it was the middle of the day on a Thursday so I rang the bell anyway. Met by a middle aged Chinese lady she was a bit chunky and nothing special on the eye. She said she was the only person there at the time so I thought I'd see what she was like and I paid £30 for half an hour. The room she took me to was very small with the bed on the side so one cannot around every side of it. I kept my boxers on and got on the bed. The massage itself was actually very good quality and she seemed to know what she was doing. She asked if I wanted any extras after a good massage and I said yes. She tried to upsell a HE for £30! I said no Ill do £20 to which she agreed. The handjob was pretty poor/mechanical and she didn't make eye contact. A few moments after we had finished another client rang the bell and she left me and went and took him to another room so I was left to my own devices and I left. There was a shower available afterwards but I didn't take up the offer.

Would I go back? Probably not.

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A ny suggestions for alternative to mai Thai in hendon
Been a regular there for a few years but the service now stinks
Frequently visited Sala Thai before that so won’t be going back there

Sakura therapy in Hendon central is worth a try too

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 Anyone been to Mind Body and Soul in Walthamstow recently? Found a thread about it here from a few years ago but would be interested if anyone has more recent experience.
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I’ve been out of the game for a while but yesterday I decided I needed a massage with my usual FS option, so decided to play safe and head to ORBS. 45 quid for 1h.

 I got Tina, who I think has been reviewed previously. Usually works tues-wed-thu. Mid 40s, fake tits and pleasant face. Massage was medium-hard and generally good. On the flip usual question, 75 quid agreed for OW RO B2B and FS in various positions (cowgirl, mish, doggie). I could have pushed perhaps a bir lower but had a feeling she would be worth it and didnt want to spoil the mood.

RO was good, nice tiny and clean wet pussy. She claimed i made her cum in RO, and got quite involved afterwards which was an unexpected bonus given how rushed these masseuses are when it comes to the pumping. So all in all a positive...Only negative, shower was not offered.
thought Tina had a full bush? they have showers at ORBS so you should ask for one!  Where did she let you blow the load?

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Tina had a full bush at Denman Street and The Cut but started shaving at Baker Street
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Offline stampjones

Lucy - bamboo spa, stroud green road
Went back looking for a return with julie or whatever her name was (see prev mini review) but no luck. Got Lucy 30 for 30. Short and slimish looking clothed. Tats on upper arm. Chinese.
Massage was pretty crap - basically grinding her elbow in randomly. A bit better when she switched to the more sensual strokes (after spreading my arse cheeks most unerotically). Wanted 40 b2b or 60 FS. Went with the former but very disappointing. Though small had a lot of flab under her clothes. Tits small and didnt poke beyond the flab. She rubbed them on me from a standing position and tried to keep me away though I did get my mouth round her nips briefly - she didnt object but it wasnt much cop. Generally quite depressing. Wouldnt return
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Offline Henry767

Tina had a full bush at Denman Street and The Cut but started shaving at Baker Street

That's the kind of high-quality reporting I've come to expect from this thread! Excellent detail sir.

Offline Oh la la

I saw Margarita a couple weeks ago.

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I read she was a strictly massage only which was fine by me as I was only looking for a massage, never expected any extras. The massage was ok, medium firmness. The intriguing thing was her attire. She answered the door in a robe, and a light robe at that. I mean i am no expert, and have only has a couple of HE massages in my time and they were 20 years ago!. But it just seemed intriguing. Have no idea what was underneath, and she never mentioned or initiated anything but the massage. I have booked to go back and was wondering if there was anything i might say to lead the conversion to see if anything is possible on offer?

I’ve seen her several times, hoping things would progress somehow, especially given her sexy attire.

But no, the 4th visit was no different from the first and I’ve read on another forum that the idea of touching her or yourself was strictly rebuffed.

She seems pretty busy anyway, I think her good looks and pleasant demeanour lures clients back.

Offline stonebow1

Walked past Serene Spa, Balham today (Wednesday) at around lunchtime.

Through the window i spotted a tall blonde EE with what appeared to be large chebs. Any idea who this is?

I've never visited Serene Spa but from some of the reviews here it seems like a pricier joint to get a simple massage/HJ.

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Walked by the green shop in newport court today. Definitely open as a tcm but completely reorganised the downstairs at least. Was receptionist and one girl sitting around, the latter who I think used to work at the place by paddington tube so maybe its been taken over?

Offline DeanoDeano

Went to Thai Diamond Massage, Twickenham last week. Rang the number with no reply but shortly after received a text and confirmed a booking for 45 mins. Its situated above a professional looking health shop which is quite funnily right next door to the Twickenham police station! No mention of massage at the main shop so although on a busy street its still quite discrete.

Shown straight into a small warm room and left to get undressed. I'm afraid I forget the masseuse name but she was Thai, around 40, 5ft5, slim, good English. I went straight for taking all my clothes off and left the towel at the side. As soon as she walked in she immediately covered me with 2 towels, uh oh!  :lol:

What followed is one of the best massages I've had, I asked for medium and it was definitely on the harder end of that scale but it was bearable and good! I settled in to assuming this was going to be a completely legit massage but at least a good one. She appeared to be the only one working and there were quite a few pauses while she was replying to texts and even answered a phone call during the massage which was a bit of a distraction. I was quite annoyed at first but checking the clock at the end I'd been in nearly an hour having paid for 45 minutes so I certainly got the time I paid for.

Around 15 minutes before the end the leg massage eventually turned into some inner thigh and CC swipes and with some encouraging moves and noises from me she asked me to turn and noticed I had 'woken up'. The offer of HE eventually came for £20. I did ask about any other services and she said no and looked a bit disgusted at me!  :unknown:

Anyway lots of oil and a fairly decent HJ finished the massage off nicely and I was then left some hot towels to clean up with. As said by the end we'd almost ticked up to an hour and all in all was very good value for £35 + £20. I believe the prices are £25 for half hour and £45 for an hour. YMMV and perhaps there may be more on offer for a repeat visit, but regardless for a decent massage and quick HJ to finish its a good one if you're in the area.


Address: 43 London Rd, Twickenham TW1 3SZ
Phone: 07854 978688

Popped in here for a massage today. Saw the lady mentioned above. Her massage is really really good, and she had me writhing in pain at some points, took a load of knots out of my back with an excellent strong massage. Offer of extras came half way through which was just for a hand job without price "just a tip" and she got me off pretty quickly, then carried on with the tradtional massage. £39 for the hour, £20 tip, did what it said on the tin

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The Newport court shop has been taken over by the shop on the pedestrian end of Wardour street which seems to have closed down
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Following some confusion about an SP's identity on the independents boards, I booked an appointment with Yaya who is working out of china health in Bromley External Link/Members Only. Yaya has an ad running on gumtree External Link/Members Only so you can book her directly.

The shop entrance looks on to a frequently used bus stop on widmore street. The 'shop' is just a residential unit that they are using commercially. Paid £45 at the 'reception' for an hour.

In the room - £20 clothed HE, £40 naked HE, £60 OW, £100 B2B.

Yaya - early 30's, Thai, soft bolt on C cups, Slim, tight mid section, naughty and seductive.

She stays in the room as you undress, and does not cover you with a towel, so there is no wsws going on. Instead, plenty of CCs, lingering strokes on the inner thigh and slaps on the bum. The massage itself did little to remove muscle tension. I opted for clothed HE on the turn but before she could grab the oil, she got a call and answered it. The HE was not anything special and took quite a while to get me over the line. The tits were decent for bolt ons and her nipples were responsive.

Perhaps better experiences could be had with repeat custom.

Overall Neutral


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Let's see how the two compete with services and price, I think the "original" from Beckenham sounds the better deal unless those who know her think she's in much worse shape than the pretender in Bromley?

Must try getting to Beckenham for a gocompare.com

The original definitely is better value. Although, Yaya in Bromley is younger and tighter. I reviewed the new one in the shop mini reviews board because she is not strictly an independent https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=139562.msg2716661#msg2716661

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The Newport court shop has been taken over by the shop on the pedestrian end of Wardour street which seems to have closed down
They were always connected so maybe not a takeover

Offline harry1980

Just realised I’ve seen about 9 of the massage girls off this site in the last 6 months so thought I’d share info and min reviews of each...

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Diamond
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I have done a full review on here already. She’s returned to UK earlier this year. Nice place in Baker Street. Not as toned as she used to be and the b2b was not as good as it used to be. Offers FS now as well although. Maybe a missed connection between us but won’t be returning. Better options out there.

Eva
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Seen Eva twice and enjoyed each time. She’s quite expensive and although she clearly enjoyed our time together does not offer FS. Great b2b massage although was around £140 if I remember correctly. She is probably around late 30’s maybe even slightly older. Nice apartment, easy and flirty comms. Very very good b2b massage. Light touching, neck kissing but not lips. Lovely real tits, quite posh, flirty. Gives a good service.

Sasha
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Full review to follow soon as seen her in last few weeks. Easy come by text. She’s outcall only. Various options, went for the £140 full b2b both naked option. Not a clock watcher, takes a little time to set up the bed and ambient lighting and warm up the oil so don’t book if you are tight for time as she likes to take her time lol. Lovely to deal with, complimentary, fun and the hour was pure sensual tantric pleasure. One of the best massages I’ve had in a long time. Great massage skills combined with sensual arousal and edging. Definitely worth seeing her if you can accommodate.

Dee
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She’s like a little pocket polish rocket without the oomph! Bloody good massage in new flat in White City. Strictly professional massage although I’ve heard HR is on offer if you ask. I regularly see her for standard massage as she’s properly qualified. Not asked for HR as I just don’t think she really likes doing it. £60 for a 60 min massage.

Denise (Unique Mobile Massage)
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Above average standard massage and good vfm outcall rate at £60 for the hour. If you want extras she charges £350 for a naked massage with touching and HR, £200 for topless and hr, £80 just for her. These are available for your last 5 mins. Absolutely deluded! She has a cracking pair of tits though just didn’t get to see them and defo did not pay any of those rates.  She’s Romanian, nuff said.

Diana
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Probably another one of my favs. Seen her a dozen time over the past 3 years! £100 b2b massage. She knows exactly what she’s doing! Body to die for, gym fit, small boobs. Lots of oil and body rubbing together. Not that great at comms all the time but if you’ve not seen her I would defo add her to your list!

Nicole
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Mixed results here. Seen her twice - first time was a duo massage with Jasmine (who’s now gone independent) and they were both rubbish together. Then saw Nicole earlier this year on her own as also come away from the agency they were at and we connected quite well. £100 for b2b massage, lots of body slides, neck kissing, lovely shapely body with amazing boobs. Explosion to finish and no clock watching. Eager to go back but she has since had mixed reviews on here. Plan b or c maybe.

Ana
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Another massage provider that can actually massage properly. Seen her twice over the summer. Only seems to offer he and always keeps her clothes on. A little like D although enjoys the hr aspect. Smiley and easy to deal with but I prefer it when they are willing to get naked with you and have a slide around. VFM at £60 for the hour.

Tamara
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Tamara is Spanish and around 5ft. Her pictures make her look taller but she is short, quite thick thighs and legs, small boobs. £100 for massage although not really much b2b going on. HR was a little vigorous for my liking and she likes to keep her distance when you try touching her. Her massage is good though, Shane about the lack of extras although she does get naked down to her knickers just not that stunning to look at. She has other jobs as well so not that easy to book.


If anyone wants any further insight / info on any of these let me knapp.  Also if anyone has any recommendations for a good massage provider that offers a decent b2b please share.

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Interesting. Solid reviews. I might try Dee and report back. Will make it clear I want HR tho
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Please do and will be looking forward to hearing about your experience.

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Just realised I’ve seen about 9 of the massage girls off this site in the last 6 months so thought I’d share info and min reviews of each...

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Great round-up  :drinks:


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+1

Great intel Prince Harry  :thumbsup:

Have duly added the following to my non AWank HL

Sasha
See she starts @ 10am so will stay in central londinium when i don't really need to
After a bender she could be the perfect morning hangover horn cure
Note to self - planning needed / pukka hotel & late checkout

Diana
Some commentary on here
Including on pussy slides
Difficult to resist FFS  :dash:

Nicole
Looks FAF & enticing eyes 

UKP reporting at its finest

Great round-up  :drinks:

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Health First Spa, Holborn

Full compliment of staff available but pushed for Kelly who was crewing reception.  Late 20s I'd say, 5' 5" or so, size 10 with curves and an expressive face with big eyes.  Certainly the looker of the bunch in black ripped jeans and tight black top, could pass for a student on the tube.

Massage consisted of competent kneading though zero build up, which did count as a black mark against her.  Having ran her course, she offered b2b (£40) which was taken, this consisted of back slides and then a flip to play with her pert b cups (slight tum).  Where she came into her own was the HJ which was very edging but I managed to get her to clamber onto the table and rest her deliciously pert ass on my face while I went to town on her demi-bush, which was a landing strip of bushy tuft, this rubbed my nose while my tongue ran 1cm inside her slit and she started to writhe and lose control.  I let her shower first and we exchanged some pleasantries of the kind two people do after dousing each other in bodily fluids. 

Would I return? Hell yeah.

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Visited Akos in Edgware last night
40 for the hour
All rooms have showers, so had one and laid down starkers.

Mimi was the provider, I’d say she is in her early 40’s but couldn’t be certain. Not fat maybe a size 10
Decent massage, but the highlight for me was when it got ‘sensual’
She gives a great massage over the bum and upper leg region which literally would wake the dead, lots of reach unders, swipes etc
Following this she offers B2B for 40 which was great, plenty of oil and quite messy which brought the desired conclusion. More offered but not partaken due to not having the funds


Offline dgussetierr

Walked past Serene Spa, Balham today (Wednesday) at around lunchtime.

Through the window i spotted a tall blonde EE with what appeared to be large chebs. Any idea who this is?

I've never visited Serene Spa but from some of the reviews here it seems like a pricier joint to get a simple massage/HJ.

On a Wednesday / Friday try Ava, a cute Chinese girl she told me they all offer it there but that does not necessarily mean you want it. I once had a large EE lady apply a surgical glove before HE. Kind of a mood killer but she certainly had strong hands.

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On a Wednesday / Friday try Ava, a cute Chinese girl she told me they all offer it there but that does not necessarily mean you want it. I once had a large EE lady apply a surgical glove before HE. Kind of a mood killer but she certainly had strong hands.

Thanks for the update.  :drinks:
How much was Ava asking for her various extras?
Which ones to avoid and why?

Offline dgussetierr

Thanks for the update.  :drinks:
How much was Ava asking for her various extras?
Which ones to avoid and why?

I had a topless HJ for 40, I think she started at 60. I cant remember what she quoted for B2B etc but she had nice wee boobs with fantastic nips and some decent chat as not fresh of the boat.

Offline emmapunton

I had a topless HJ for 40, I think she started at 60. I cant remember what she quoted for B2B etc but she had nice wee boobs with fantastic nips and some decent chat as not fresh of the boat.

Was she northern by any chance?

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I had a topless HJ for 40, I think she started at 60. I cant remember what she quoted for B2B etc but she had nice wee boobs with fantastic nips and some decent chat as not fresh of the boat.

 :drinks:
That's a little more reassuring pricewise than the ones quoted to me by other new girls there a few months back.  I may drop in next time I'm passing to see who's who.

Offline stampjones

Angela, JJ Natural, shorts gardens, covent garden.
Spotted a cute receptionist through the door so went in. Asked if she did the massage expecting a no, but she did. Paid 30 for 30 and down we went.

She’s pretty short - around 5 ft Id guess. Very slim with small boobs but great responsive nips. Very cute facially. I’d guess she was 20s with usual provisos.

Stripped and layed down and she went straight to that super fluttery style of barely touching you. Sometimes I wuite like it but this time it was annoying. I steeled myself to ask for harder but the fluttering was already on my arse and between my legs. Getting right in there with no mention of price, I thought this might be good.

Nope. Offer and negotiations promptly followed. She opened with 100 for “naked touch everywhere” and 60 for HR. Like really does that ever work? Anyway settled on 50 for the former. I lnew I shouldnt but she’s hot.

She stripped off. Cute bum and lovely little tits and nipples that hardened at a touch. She was doing that holding herself against the table so I couldnt get access to her slit. Instead I concentrated on her tits for a bit. That was the best bit.

By now the attention to my erect dick was getting more “focussed” - in truth it felt like she was trying to jack-hammer me through to australia. Calmed her down a bit and she eventually got me off while I fingered her wet pussy to which I’d finally secured some access.

Didnt ask about any other services (couldnt be bothered). She works mondays & thursdays. I wouldnt return. She’s pretty hot but the massage and extras were poor and mediocre

Offline Duron

Is there more details of this 'Angela JJ'?